It all boils down to sex...
 

Like the addage "you're never more than three mouse clicks away from internet porn"...there's a way to use everything in a sexual manner.


It's not just on your kid's xmas list anymore. :p


Anyone else find an example of thing rediscovered for use in a sexual way?

WildIrish,

Chocolate anyone? :D

I've found that Twizzlers are a great foreplay tool. "Ribbed" for her pleasure and yummy as can be! :D

I prefer the strawberry ones. :p

http://www.hersheys.com/products/details/twizzlers.asp

Sperm viewing?? A bit wasteful if you ask me. :huh:

Twizzlers, looks fun but no sugary substance around my important bits. :eek:

That leaves the chocolate bra. :boobs: Jseal, I'll see you around 10:00. ;)

observing sperm seems quite scientific. if there was a way to screw a microscope, however....

oh baby, zoom in. closer. closer. mmm yeah.

Pop rocks are supposed to be awesome, never tried them though.

Oh man, I had completely forgotten about Pop Rocks. :p

I've had fun with a mouthful of Pop Rocks. :brows:

:rofl: @ wyndhy


Also, I love how it says:

"TWIZZLERS candy
These candy twists are an all-time favorite!"



...Oh I'll BET they are ;)

What if I don't like my sex boiled down?

Why does it have to boil?

(Thread title ^^^ ;) )

That'd do it.

Altoids + oral sex. That's what I'm talkin about.

And any other mint will not do - because most of them leave you or him sticky afterwards!

Halls cough drops work in much the same fashion. I once gave Mr. Lil this GINORMOUS tin of Altoids in his Xmas stocking with a promissory note;)