> Well, it seems these two rednecks, Bubba and Cooter,
> decided they should
> go to college so that they could get ahead in life.
> Bubba went in first,
> and the professor advises him to take Math, History,
> and Logic.
>
> "What's Logic?" Bubba asked.
>
> "Well, let me give you an example," said the
> professor. "Do you own a
> weed-eater?"
>
> "Sure do," the redneck responded.
>
> "Okay. Then I assume, using logic, that you have a
> yard," the professor
> Went on.
>
> "That's real good," said the redneck, in awe.
>
> "Logic also tells me that since you have a yard, you
> also have a house.
> Is that right?"
>
> "GAWL-LEE!" the redneck shouted. "And since you own
> a house and a house
> is tough to take care of by yourself, logic dictates
> that you have a
> wife.......Right?"
>
> "Betty Mae! This is incredible!" Bubba is catching
> on now.
>
> "Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can
> assume you are
> heterosexual rather than homosexual. Is that
> right?"
>
> "You are absolutely right! Why that's the most
> fascinatin' thang I ever
> heerd of. I can't wait to take this here logic
> class!"
>
> Bubba, proud of the new world opening up to him,
> walks back into the
> Hallway where Cooter is still waiting.
>
> "So what classes are ya takin'"? Cooter asks.
>
> "Math, History, and Logic," replied Bubba.
>
> "What in tarnation is logic?" asks Cooter.
>
> "Let me give you an example," Bubba says. "Do you
> own a weed-eater?"
>
> "No." says Cooter.
>
> "You're queer, ain't'cha?"

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

lol...first giggle of the day...TY

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Does 80 sq yards of concrete make me suspect?

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

'Taint pink or nuffin.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

ROFLMAO

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What is life?
If not an excuse for death,
and what is death,
if not an escape from life?

ROFL

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M R Ducks

M R Knot

M R 2

C M ED BD Wangs

L ILB MR Ducks

LOL....I reckon I'm a hick then^^^^ cuz that was clear as spring water to me

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

How about a little Latin lesson?

Osibili, si ergo
Fortibuses in ero
Nobili demis trux
Sewatis enim?
Cowsendux.


A kiss who can tell me the MAJOR reason why this is not Latin? Which letter is not used in the Latin language???

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

There is no "X" in Latin.












(Finally my 9th grade Latin class has paid off!!!!)

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"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" Benjamin Franklin
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My Stories:
Dream Date
Just Desserts
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 1
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 2
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 3
RAVISHED!!
My Birthday - A Fantasy

Kisses to Sugarsprinkles! You got it, girlfriend!

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney