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> Well, it seems these two rednecks, Bubba and Cooter,
> decided they should
> go to college so that they could get ahead in life.
> Bubba went in first,
> and the professor advises him to take Math, History,
> and Logic.
>
> "What's Logic?" Bubba asked.
>
> "Well, let me give you an example," said the
> professor. "Do you own a
> weed-eater?"
>
> "Sure do," the redneck responded.
>
> "Okay. Then I assume, using logic, that you have a
> yard," the professor
> Went on.
>
> "That's real good," said the redneck, in awe.
>
> "Logic also tells me that since you have a yard, you
> also have a house.
> Is that right?"
>
> "GAWL-LEE!" the redneck shouted. "And since you own
> a house and a house
> is tough to take care of by yourself, logic dictates
> that you have a
> wife.......Right?"
>
> "Betty Mae! This is incredible!" Bubba is catching
> on now.
>
> "Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can
> assume you are
> heterosexual rather than homosexual. Is that
> right?"
>
> "You are absolutely right! Why that's the most
> fascinatin' thang I ever
> heerd of. I can't wait to take this here logic
> class!"
>
> Bubba, proud of the new world opening up to him,
> walks back into the
> Hallway where Cooter is still waiting.
>
> "So what classes are ya takin'"? Cooter asks.
>
> "Math, History, and Logic," replied Bubba.
>
> "What in tarnation is logic?" asks Cooter.
>
> "Let me give you an example," Bubba says. "Do you
> own a weed-eater?"
>
> "No." says Cooter.
>
> "You're queer, ain't'cha?"