Like the addage "you're never more than three mouse clicks away from internet porn"...there's a way to use everything in a sexual manner.


It's not just on your kid's xmas list anymore.


Anyone else find an example of thing rediscovered for use in a sexual way?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

WildIrish,

Chocolate anyone?

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I've found that Twizzlers are a great foreplay tool. "Ribbed" for her pleasure and yummy as can be!

I prefer the strawberry ones.

http://www.hersheys.com/products/details/twizzlers.asp

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Sperm viewing?? A bit wasteful if you ask me.

Twizzlers, looks fun but no sugary substance around my important bits.

That leaves the chocolate bra. Jseal, I'll see you around 10:00.

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My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

observing sperm seems quite scientific. if there was a way to screw a microscope, however....

oh baby, zoom in. closer. closer. mmm yeah.

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

Pop rocks are supposed to be awesome, never tried them though.

Oh man, I had completely forgotten about Pop Rocks.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

I've had fun with a mouthful of Pop Rocks.

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

@ wyndhy


Also, I love how it says:

"TWIZZLERS candy
These candy twists are an all-time favorite!"



...Oh I'll BET they are

What if I don't like my sex boiled down?

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

Why does it have to boil?

(Thread title ^^^ )

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That'd do it.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Altoids + oral sex. That's what I'm talkin about.

And any other mint will not do - because most of them leave you or him sticky afterwards!

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Halls cough drops work in much the same fashion. I once gave Mr. Lil this GINORMOUS tin of Altoids in his Xmas stocking with a promissory note

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