>> >> > > > How to Shower Like a Woman
> >> >
> >> > > > 1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned
> >> >
> >> > > > laundry hamper
> >> >
> >> > > > according to lights and darks.
> >> >
> >> > > >
> >> >
> >> > > > 2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If
> >> >
> >> > > > you see husband
> >> >
> >> > > > along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
> >> >
> >> > > >
> >> >
> >> > > > 3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror -
> >> >
> >> > > > make mental note
> >> >
> >> > > > to do more sit-ups
> >> >
> >> > > >
> >> >
> >> > > > 4. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg
> >> >
> >> > > > cloth, long
> >> >
> >> > > > loofah,wide loofah, and pumice stone.
> >> >
> >> > > >
> >> >
> >> > > > 5. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage
> >> >
> >> > > > shampoo with 43 added
> >> >
> >> > > > vitamins.
> >> >
> >> > > >
> >> >
> >> > > > 6. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
> >> >
> >> > > >
> >> >
> >> > > > 7. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint
> >> >
> >> > > > conditioner enhanced
> >> >
> >> > > > with natural avocado oil. Leave on hair for 15
> >> >
> >> > > > minutes.
> >> >
> >> > > >
> >> >
> >> > > > 8. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub
> >> >
> >> > > > for 10 minutes
> >> >
> >> > > > until red.
> >> >
> >> > > >
> >> >
> >> > > > 9. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and
> >> >
> >> > > > jaffa cake body
> >> >
> >> > > > wash.
> >> >
> >> > > >
> >> >
> >> > > > 10. Rinse conditioner off hair.
> >> >
> >> > > >
> >> >
> >> > > > 11. Shave armpits and legs.
> >> >
> >> > > >
> >> >
> >> > > > 12. Turn off shower.
> >> >
> >> > > >
> >> >
> >> > > > 13. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray
> >> >
> >> > > > mold spots with
> >> >
> >> > > > Tilex.
> >> >
> >> > > >
> >> >
> >> > > > 14. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a
> >> >
> >> > > > small country.
> >> >
> >> > > > Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
> >> >
> >> > > >
> >> >
> >> > > > 15. Check entire body for zits, tweeze hairs.
> >> >
> >> > > >
> >> >
> >> > > > 16. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and
> >> >
> >> > > > towel on head.
> >> >
> >> > > >
> >> >
> >> > > > 17. If you see husband along the way, cover up any
> >> >
> >> > > > exposed areas.
> >> >
> >> > > >
> >> >
> >> > > > How To Shower Like a Man
> >> >
> >> > > >
> >> >
> >> > > > 1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the
> >> >
> >> > > > bed and leave
> >> >
> >> > > > them in a pile.
> >> >
> >> > > >
> >> >
> >> > > > 2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along
> >> >
> >> > > > the way, shake
> >> >
> >> > > > wiener at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.
> >> >
> >> > > >
> >> >
> >> > > > 3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire
> >> >
> >> > > > the size of
> >> >
> >> > > > your wiener and scratch your ass.
> >> >
> >> > > >
> >> >
> >> > > > 4. Get in the shower.
> >> >
> >> > > >
> >> >
> >> > > > 5. Wash your face
> >> >
> >> > > >
> >> >
> >> > > > 6. Wash your armpits.
> >> >
> >> > > >
> >> >
> >> > > > 7. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water
> >> >
> >> > > > rinse them off.
> >> >
> >> > > >
> >> >
> >> > > > 8. Make fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh
> >> >
> >> > > > at how loud they
> >> >
> >> > > > sound in the shower.
> >> >
> >> > > >
> >> >
> >> > > > 9. Spend majority of time washing privates and
> >> >
> >> > > > surrounding area.
> >> >
> >> > > >
> >> >
> >> > > > 10. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs
> >> >
> >> > > > stuck on the
> >> >
> >> > > > soap.
> >> >
> >> > > >
> >> >
> >> > > > 11. Shampoo your hair.
> >> >
> >> > > >
> >> >
> >> > > > 12. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
> >> >
> >> > > >
> >> >
> >> > > > 13. Pee.
> >> >
> >> > > >
> >> >
> >> > > > 14. Rinse off and get out of shower.
> >> >
> >> > > >
> >> >
> >> > > > 15. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor
> >> >
> >> > > > because
> >> >
> >> > > > curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
> >> >
> >> > > >
> >> >
> >> > > > 16. Admire wiener size in mirror again.
> >> >
> >> > > >
> >> >
> >> > > > 17. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor,
> >> >
> >> > > > light and fan on.
> >> >
> >> > > >
> >> >
> >> > > > 18. Return to bedroom with towel around your waist.
> >> >
> >> > > > If you pass
> >> >
> >> > > > wife,pull off towel, shake wiener at her and
> >> >
> >> > > > make the woo-woo
> >> >
> >> > > > sound again.
> >> >
> >> > > >
> >> >
> >> > > > 19. Throw wet towel on bed.

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

Many members,like myself,have, probably,seen this before!My oldest daughter,just sent me this,& I thought that you guys might
enjoy it! Irish

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

woo-woo!

LMAO - the visuals!!!!

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A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.

And the point is? lol

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

grrrrrrrrrrrr sooooooo true grrrrrrrrrrrr

~nikki~

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Ravage Me!

Me Time
Long Lonley Night
Tied Up
Teased

http://thesmashedfairy.blogspot.com/

Ah women...they do bring a taste of civilized behavior into our lives. I got to remember this one. If a lady goes through all this much trouble to delight our senses, perhaps I can put more effort in delighting theirs. But the tweezer part I think I will pass on--OUCH!