Men are from Mars,Women are from Venus-2
 

>> >> > > > How to Shower Like a Woman
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> >> > > > 1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned
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> >> > > > laundry hamper
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> >> > > > according to lights and darks.
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> >> > > > 2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If
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> >> > > > you see husband
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> >> > > > along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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> >> > > >
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> >> > > > 3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror -
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> >> > > > make mental note
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> >> > > > to do more sit-ups
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> >> > > > 4. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg
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> >> > > > cloth, long
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> >> > > > loofah,wide loofah, and pumice stone.
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> >> > > > 5. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage
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> >> > > > shampoo with 43 added
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> >> > > > vitamins.
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> >> > > > 6. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
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> >> > > > 7. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint
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> >> > > > conditioner enhanced
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> >> > > > with natural avocado oil. Leave on hair for 15
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> >> > > > minutes.
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> >> > > >
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> >> > > > 8. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub
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> >> > > > for 10 minutes
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> >> > > > until red.
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> >> > > > 9. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and
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> >> > > > jaffa cake body
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> >> > > > wash.
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> >> > > > 10. Rinse conditioner off hair.
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> >> > > >
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> >> > > > 11. Shave armpits and legs.
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> >> > > > 12. Turn off shower.
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> >> > > > 13. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray
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> >> > > > mold spots with
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> >> > > > Tilex.
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> >> > > > 14. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a
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> >> > > > small country.
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> >> > > > Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
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> >> > > >
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> >> > > > 15. Check entire body for zits, tweeze hairs.
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> >> > > > 16. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and
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> >> > > > towel on head.
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> >> > > > 17. If you see husband along the way, cover up any
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> >> > > > exposed areas.
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> >> > > > How To Shower Like a Man
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> >> > > >
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> >> > > > 1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the
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> >> > > > bed and leave
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> >> > > > them in a pile.
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> >> > > >
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> >> > > > 2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along
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> >> > > > the way, shake
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> >> > > > wiener at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.
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> >> > > >
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> >> > > > 3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire
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> >> > > > the size of
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> >> > > > your wiener and scratch your ass.
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> >> > > >
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> >> > > > 4. Get in the shower.
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> >> > > >
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> >> > > > 5. Wash your face
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> >> > > > 6. Wash your armpits.
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> >> > > > 7. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water
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> >> > > > rinse them off.
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> >> > > >
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> >> > > > 8. Make fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh
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> >> > > > at how loud they
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> >> > > > sound in the shower.
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> >> > > >
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> >> > > > 9. Spend majority of time washing privates and
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> >> > > > surrounding area.
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> >> > > >
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> >> > > > 10. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs
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> >> > > > stuck on the
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> >> > > > soap.
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> >> > > >
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> >> > > > 11. Shampoo your hair.
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> >> > > >
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> >> > > > 12. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
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> >> > > > 13. Pee.
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> >> > > >
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> >> > > > 14. Rinse off and get out of shower.
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> >> > > >
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> >> > > > 15. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor
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> >> > > > because
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> >> > > > curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
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> >> > > >
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> >> > > > 16. Admire wiener size in mirror again.
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> >> > > > 17. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor,
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> >> > > > light and fan on.
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> >> > > >
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> >> > > > 18. Return to bedroom with towel around your waist.
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> >> > > > If you pass
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> >> > > > wife,pull off towel, shake wiener at her and
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> >> > > > make the woo-woo
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> >> > > > sound again.
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> >> > > >
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> >> > > > 19. Throw wet towel on bed.

Many members,like myself,have, probably,seen this before!My oldest daughter,just sent me this,& I thought that you guys might
enjoy it! Irish

woo-woo!

LMAO - the visuals!!!! :D

And the point is? lol

grrrrrrrrrrrr sooooooo true grrrrrrrrrrrr

~nikki~

Ah women...they do bring a taste of civilized behavior into our lives. I got to remember this one. If a lady goes through all this much trouble to delight our senses, perhaps I can put more effort in delighting theirs. But the tweezer part I think I will pass on--OUCH!