doin what i do best...

[Reverend Silky]

...spoutin random cartoon quotes with no evident provocation or agenda. let the gimpin commence.


"Help me, help me! I'm still drowning, my butt's cramped, I want ice cream, and now it's dark!!" -Patrick

[RandyGal]

And...............

I'm inquiring.

Where do I apply for The Choir?

:p :D :) :D :p

[Radies]

Simpson, Homer Simpson. He's the greatest guy in history. From the town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree....


AHHHHHHHH

[Radies]

"That sounds like a problem with your heart buddy."

"Whew, I'm afraid there was something wrong with my transmission or something."

[Reverend Silky]

"You can't beat me, sad little Earth-monkey." -Zim

[Reverend Silky]

"I've got good news and bad news."

"What's the good news?"

"I've named my nickel Phillip."

"So what's the bad news?"

"It's a girl nickel!" -Cosmo and Timmy

[Radies]

::Communication is essential to a relationship::::

"Oh Peter, I love you."

"Yeah about 5 o'clock"

Family Guy

[Reverend Silky]

"No, it's fine. It's good. I just didn't know the secret ingredient was gonna be crap." -Norm MacDonald as Death

[Reverend Silky]

"What's that?"

"Oh, that's just a lightswitch..."

"Oh."

"...of TOTAL DEVASTATION!!!"

[Reverend Silky]

"You can mock my math skills till 13 o'clock, but that doesn't mean I won't ground you, smarty-pants!" -Timmy's mom

[Reverend Silky]

"*snore* Man, I love sleepin'. *snore* I wish I could wake up so I could go to sleep again. *snore*" -Brak

[Reverend Silky]

"Well, that was painful and unsatisfying. ...Can we do it again? -Johnny Bravo

[scotzoidman]

"...hold the onions..."

[Reverend Silky]

"Have you the brain-worms?!" -Zim

[Reverend Silky]

"I'm taking your secret military base, General Specific, and I'm replacing the sheep in your sheep-powered raygun with... AN ELEPHANT! HAHAHAHAHA!" -Dr. Oh No No No

[Iam2evil]

Its time to sing the doom song!!!! Doom doom doom,doom doom doom
*kisses*
Mrs.Evil

[Reverend Silky]

"In your face, space coyote!" -Homer

[Reverend Silky]

"It's like a freakin' country-bear jamberoo over there." -Homer

[Radies]

"I think it's ironic that dad's obesity saved his life, while a slimer man would of fallen to his death." Lisa

"And I think it's ironic dad's butt prevented the release of toxic....." Bart

[Reverend Silky]

Moe: "Oooooh, garage. Hear that, fellas? 'Garage'. Well, ooh-la-la, Mr. Fancy-pants."

Homer: "Well, what do you call yours?"

Moe: "A car-hole."

[Iam2evil]

"This ticket doesn't just give me a seat. It also gives me the right, no, the duty to make a complete ass of myself."

Homer Simpson

[Reverend Silky]

"If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I'd be like, 'Yo, goober, where's the meat?'." -Homer

[Iam2evil]

We only get nine, ten years tops when we can giggle in church, and chew with our mouths open, and go days without bathing. We'll never have that freedom again!

Lisa Simpson

*kisses*Mrs.Evil

[Aqua]

"So, ya whizzed on the electric fence, didn't ya?" The Devil

[Iam2evil]

Alright Stimpy, I'm losing my patience, let's get this over with

Ren

[Lilith]

Mrs.Evil~ you gave credit for that last quote to Ren but I think you meant to say...................Mr. Lilith .........LMAO:D:D:D

[Iam2evil]

no i think HE stole it from MR.EVIL.....LMAO

[Reverend Silky]

"You may now kiss the cod." -preacher from Ren & Stimpy

[Reverend Silky]

"I was trying to tell you that I was choking on a snowball, but the snowball melted and turned into water, and I drank the water, and now I'm better." -Patrick

[Reverend Silky]

"Oh, Lisa, you and your stories. Bart's a vampire, beer kills brain-cells. Now let's go back to that... building... thingy... where our beds and TV... is." -Homer

[Reverend Silky]

"Come on, Spongebob, let's go knock each other's brains out." -Patrick

[Iam2evil]

You look like someone who could really use some rubber nipples

Ren

[Iam2evil]

I'm gonna be a monkey, a monkey monkey monkey, would you like to be one too?

Stimpy

[Iam2evil]

Quick man, cling tenaciously to my buttocks

Powdered Toastman

[Aqua]

No sir, I didn't like it.

Mr. Horse

[Iam2evil]

I'm a laboratory mouse in the first stages of an elaborate plan to take over the world.

Brain

[Aqua]

I wanna bury the hatchet... not in your pointed head boy!

-Foghorn Leghorn

[Radies]

Sideshow Bob: "Ah, the rack! My arch nemesis."

Bart: "I thought I was your arch nemesis?"

Sideshow Bob: " I do have a life outside of you Bart."

[Iam2evil]

Brain: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?!

Pinky: Yeah, I think so, Brain, but I can't memorise the whole opera in yiddish.

Brain: Pinky, you are a threat to tolerance.

[scotzoidman]

I don't think you're happy, kids...I'll teach you to be happy...I'l teach your grandmother to suck eggs!

"The Happy Happy Joy Joy Song"

[Reverend Silky]

"Man, this is weird. I hope I didn't brain my damage." -Homer

[Reverend Silky]

"See how wonderful life can be... when you're maniacal!" -Plankton

[Reverend Silky]

"Raaaaaaaarrrrrr!!! I am Spongebob, destroyer of evil!!" -Spongebob

[Radies]

Oh my God!!! They killed Kenny.

You bastards

~Stan and Kyle (South Park)

[Reverend Silky]

"Now all I need is a magic moustache and all my dreams will have come true." -Patrick

[Reverend Silky]

Spongebob: "You okay, Patrick?"

Patrick: "Finland!!"

[Aqua]

Freunleven, Freunleven!

Mr. Clown

[Aqua]

A clown ist not a big schpider.

Dr. Scratchansniff

[Reverend Silky]

"Learn to skate in difficult environments, you must... because scared of gorillas, am I!!" -Cosmo

[Radies]

"I punch like a comet, and drink till i vomit. I'm Franklin the sailor man." Toot Toot....


~Franklin Sherman "The Critic"

[Reverend Silky]

"Noodle this one, son. They're called fingers and yet, they don't fing." -Franklin Sherman

[ASH]

"Baby, stop defying the laws of physics." - Johnny Bravo

[ASH]

"BBBBBaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!" - Sheep

[Reverend Silky]

"Oh, you're good. You're real good. But I'm better. Gin! Pay the man." -Johnny Bravo

[Reverend Silky]

"You've got head-pigeons. Go see the nurse." -Zim's teacher

[Reverend Silky]

"Make me some tea, then throw it out and get me some coffee. I hate tea!" -Bravo

[Clint]

"You babies!" -Angelica (Rugrats)

[Reverend Silky]

Johnny: "Look, I got a mango!"

Momma: "That's a letter, dear."

Johnny: "Right. What'd I say?"

[Reverend Silky]

"Canadians are weird." -Ed

[Reverend Silky]

"I'm not in my happy place, Double-D!" -Ed

[dicksbro]

"We have met the enemy and they is us." Pogo

[Reverend Silky]

"Fruit me up, baby!" -Timmy's dad

[BamaKyttn]

NARF! ~~~ Pinky



(okay so it's pathetic but I wanted to be on silkys thread too *pouts and whines*)

[Reverend Silky]

"These space aliens make me wanna vomit in terror!" -Homer

come on in, Bama. the water's fine.

[Clint]

"Hang on to your diapees babies!!!" Tommy Pickles
Rug Rats

[Reverend Silky]

"But... invader's blood marches through my veins, like giant radioactive rubber pants! The pants command me. Do not ignore my veins!" -Zim

[Radies]

Ted: "Before you kill us, we want you to know..."

Bill and Ted: "We love you"


Robot Bill and Ted: "Fags"

Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey

[nekta]

"Good news Flappy, I've decided not to kill you!" - Stewie, Family Guy

[Reverend Silky]

that's not a cartoon, Radies. wrong thread.

"That's it, mister, you just lost your brain priviledges!" -Plankton

[Reverend Silky]

Lenny: "Did you hear sumthin?"

Carl: "No."

Lenny: "Did I?"

Carl: "I don't know."

[Reverend Silky]

"Bein' a god rocks! Now to use my powers recklessly and talk to the fish." -Bravo

[Reverend Silky]

"You suck-diddly-uck, Flanders. Gimme that hat!" -Homer J.

[Reverend Silky]

Bravo: "Hey, you're Fidel Castro!"

Luke Perry: "Uh... Luke Perry."

Bravo: "Right. What'd I say?"

[Reverend Silky]

"That radiation half-lobotomized me." -Brak

[Reverend Silky]

"Open yer yap, ya little drool-monkey. Here comes the yummy-train." -Bravo

[Reverend Silky]

"WHHHYYYYY?!?! Why, my piggy, why?! I loved-ed you, piggy! I loved-ed yooooouuuuu!" -Gir

[Murphy]

Buggs:"Ok, Do you want to shoot me now or wait till we get home"

Daffy:"Shoot him now! shoot him now!"

Bugs:"You keep out of this he doesn't have to shoot you now"

Daffy:"Well I say he does have to shoot me now! So Shoot me now!"

*Bang!*
Daffy:"Lets try that again...."

[MissX]

"Your bullets cannot harm me, my wings are like a shield of steel" Batfink (I hated this when I was young, hang on I still hate it but I'm desperate to get with the Rev S's thread)

[Reverend Silky]

Cosmo: "So whatta you wanna do today?"

Wanda: "Not get eaten."

Cosmo: "That's oddly specific."

[Reverend Silky]

"I dancin' like a monkey!" -Gir

[Reverend Silky]

Bravo: "No, it's not a pinata. It's my nephew... uh, Jorge'."

Ticket-taker: "Alright, but don't come to me when the passengers try to open his head and feast on the delicious treats inside."

[Reverend Silky]

"I may not have 17-inch claws, but when I grip you, you'll know you've been gripped!" -Brak's dad

[ASH]

"Didi, stay out of my laboratory!!" - Dexter

Bama, don't feel bad about your quote, mine all suck too. just look at my sheep quote.

[Reverend Silky]

"I'm gonna kick yer ass till yer head falls off." -Zorak

[Eros]

Dee Dee: Dexter, what's wrong?
Dexter: I have no friends, and I am totally unpopular.
Dee Dee: Duh.

[Reverend Silky]

Mermaid Man: "What...? That phone's still broken. Remind me to, uh, get it fixed."

Barnacle Boy: "Remind you what?"

Mermaid Man: "Remind me of what?"

[Aqua]

"You guys are the suckin'est bunch of sucks that ever sucked a suck." Homer

[Iam2evil]

I am only replying so i can be under Aquaman...LOL

So what do we do tomorrow night?

The same thing we do every night Pinky, try to take over the world.

Pinky and The Brain

*kisses* Mrs.Evil

[Radies]

"If I know me, I wouldn't like being kicked in the crotch!"
Homer Simpson

[Reverend Silky]

next time you need somebody to make yer workday go faster, Iam2evil, i'll remember that you didn't wanna reply on my thread till just now. that's right, i went there. *g*

"NOOOOOO!! How could it be?! I was so close to vict-- let's go look at the monkey." -Zim

[Iam2evil]

That is not True Rev..i replied to all your threads, and this one several times...and now that i got a rise out of you i get to be under you too ...and that was my plan all along


okay i love you bye bye

Mindy ~ Animaniacs

[Reverend Silky]

yeah, i figured. my shrink says i suffer from delusions of sexual superiority, but she just wants to fuck me... just like everybody else.

"Aww, I can't do it. You're too smart for me. Keith's planning a big surprise party for you because he loves you and he's gonna invite all the kids from school because he loves you. The boy loves you soooo much! ...I'm making the cake." -Gir

[Aqua]

"This is a picture of Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a 7 foot wookie from the planet of Kashyyyk. What would a 7 foot tall wookie be doing on Endor with 2 foot tall Ewoks. That don't make sense. This don't make sense. If Chewbacca doesn't make sense you must acquit. Look at the monkey!"
Johnny Cochrane's famous Chewbacca defense
Southpark

ps, glad I was above you earlier, Mrs Evil... ;)

[Reverend Silky]

Spongebob: "Okay, we need a new tactic."

Patrick: "Let's get naked."

Spongebob: "No, let's save that for when we sell real estate."

[Reverend Silky]

"Me fail english? That's unpossible." -Ralph

[Iam2evil]

I think this uniform needs something; something that says "I'm here to destroy you", but with a sense of fun. ~~Dot


*kisses* Mrs.Evil

[Iam2evil]

All we know is that we like you. We have no taste, but we like you. ~~Dot

Mrs.Evil

[Reverend Silky]

"Sure, in theory. In theory, communism works." -Homer

[Iam2evil]

The workings of your mind are a mystery to me. Brain to Pinky

*kisses*

[Iam2evil]

It must be inordinately taxing to be such a boob ~~Brain


ok now you have me addicted to this...
*kisses* Mrs.Evil

[Reverend Silky]

"That is Old Kentucky Shark, and he's been there." -Space Ghost

[Reverend Silky]

"...What? Well, yer just makin' all this shit up. ...What, yer the only one who gets ta make shit up?" -Moltar

[Iam2evil]

Put your hands on it & loose your face. Zim

Mrs.E

[Iam2evil]

No one should be this Delicious ~ Dib

[Reverend Silky]

Dib: "Arm control nerve... in my stomach?"

Zim: "I control your arms!!"

[Reverend Silky]

"And remember, it's not called Parent-Teacher Night. It's called Zim's Doomy... Doom Zimmy Zim Doom... Doomy... Night." -Dib

[Iam2evil]

Its not stupid its advanced ~ Leader from Zims Planet

[Reverend Silky]

"Squeally fools!! These human filthies aren't worthy to even be considered as possible friends of Zim!" -Zim

[Iam2evil]

ZIM~~What does the G stand for..
GIR~~I dont know..whhhee hee hoo

[Reverend Silky]

*ahem* and they're called The Almighty Tallest, woman. get yer shit together! *shakes fist all menacing-like*


"*gasp* It's my favorite show! *runs to another TV showing a different commercial* Look, it's my favorite show! *runs to another, sighs contentedly* It's my favorite shooooow." -Gir

[Iam2evil]

I miss you, cupcake.... ~~GIR

[Reverend Silky]

"Awww, somebody needs a hug." -Gir

[Iam2evil]

Awwww...He's cute! And sticky looking ~~GIR

[Silky]

the full quote...

Gir: "Wheeeee-hooooo! Whooooo! Weeeeee!"

Zim: "Ummmm... is it supposed to be stupid?"

Almighty Tallest #1: "It's not stupid, it's advaaaaanced."

[Silky]

"Billy's in trouble? Welp, better get the flail." -Billy's dad

[Silky]

"Don't rush me, Eddy. There's an art to folding tacos... from paper plates." -Double D

[Silky]

"I guess people just have some sorta moral problem with our sex-drug." -Homer J.

[Silky]

"Why don't you ask RanchBob CowboyPants over there?" -Squidward

[Reverend Silky]

"In my highschool yearbook, I was voted 'Most Likely To Forget What He Was Voted'." -Brak

[Reverend Silky]

"I'm home, momma. Weiner-loaf me!" -Bravo

[Reverend Silky]

"She's got legs so strong she could kill a zebra with one kick." -Raul

[Reverend Silky]

"Eat sky, caballero!" -Bunny

[Reverend Silky]

"I must see movie! Movie good for Ed!" -Ed

[Reverend Silky]

"Nobody calls me a coward! 'Spineless mama's boy' I get sometimes, but never a coward." -Bravo

[Reverend Silky]

"So it's a joust, is it? We'll have the joustiest joust in all of joustitude, then you'll say, 'Man, that guy can joust.'. ...What's a joust?" -Bravo

[Reverend Silky]

"Alright, this battle is yours, Raymond. But's it's only one battle in a great big battley war thingy of lotsa battles." -Bravo

[Reverend Silky]

"By the powers of naughtiness, I command this particular drop of hotsauce to be really, really hot." -A nasty, evil face that appeared in a drop of hotsauce

[Reverend Silky]

"Away with you, protuberance of the flesh!" -Rolf

[Reverend Silky]

Double D: "Ed... you DO know you have a turtle on your head, right?"

Ed: "Yes, I do, Double D."

[Reverend Silky]

"Momma, do we have anything that'll counteract a hyper-acidic digestive enzyme?" -Bravo

[Reverend Silky]

Army recruiter: "Are you willing to lay it all on the line to protect and serve your country?"

Bravo: "Uh... I like dodgeball."

Recruiter: "Good answer!"

[Reverend Silky]

"This is my lucky potato, Plank. May it serve you well." -Ed

[Reverend Silky]

"Ed, let this be a lesson to you: never ingest the tableware." -Double D

[Reverend Silky]

Mobster #1: "It's Krusty, alright. You want I should shoot 'im gangland-style or execution-style?"

Fat Tony: "Listen to your heart."

[Reverend Silky]

"Finally! I'm totally squirrely!" -Timmy

[Reverend Silky]

Timmy: "Hi, Mr. Khan. You're in my living room."

Genghis: "Then I shall conquer this living room and make it mine!"

[Reverend Silky]

"Do I even need to tell ya not to go anywhere?! Haven't I earned your trust by now?!" -The Announcer

[THC]

shit rev
wish i knew this thred was here earlier
i usually only find myself saying that in pic of women

lets start with a classic

"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today"
Whimpy

had too read em all didnt wanna repeat

[THC]

ren wakes, yawns, emmitting a green cloud.

"chirist, What is that smell?"

"I don't know, but its ruining my meal ! "

two flies eating cat shit in the litter box
ren and stimpy

[THC]

ZOINKS!!!

Shaggy

[THC]

rughhh rooohhh

Scooby-doo

[THC]

with melodic rhythm

Dum dum dum dum
Dum dum dum dum

Scooby-Dumm

[Reverend Silky]

"It's time for me to bend over and receive my destiny." -Bart

[Reverend Silky]

"That throwing-stick stunt of yours has boomeranged on us!" -Aussie yokel

[Reverend Silky]

"Bonjoooooourrrrr, ya cheese-eatin' surrender-monkeys!" -Willy

[Reverend Silky]

"You two wouldn't know scary if it jumped up and ate your faces off." -Grim

[Reverend Silky]

Chip Skylark: "Sometimes it's tough to be famous... and talented."

Timmy: "And delicious!"

Chip: "What?"

Timmy: "Um, my dad said that."

[Reverend Silky]

"His whole face hit the pavement at the exact same time. He must be really good!" -Cosmo at the skatepark

[Reverend Silky]

Wanda: "And it all comes down to this..."

Cosmo: "...The Super, Colossal, Gigantically Large Ramp of Death!"

[Reverend Silky]

"We did it. And we didn't get any paint on anyth-- FLIPPIN' FLOTSAM!! WHAT'S THAT?!?!" -Spongebob

[Reverend Silky]

"Now are ya gonna buy sumthin, or are ya just gonna stand there, cuz there's a standin' fee." -Mr. Krabs

[Reverend Silky]

"Yeah, whatever. Listen, I'm gonna go inside and stare at yer daughter." -Bravo

[Reverend Silky]

"Hey, why are you all still alive? ...Oh, that's right. It's only Tuesday." -Zorak

[Reverend Silky]

Brak: "How do you think Thundercles'll take it?"

Mr. Tickles: "He'll probably rip your arms off."

Brak: "But I love my arms! That's where my hands live."

[Reverend Silky]

"It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!" -Skip

[Reverend Silky]

"Oh, no! Mr. Tickles has been done in by overwhelming delici-osity!" -Brak

[Reverend Silky]

Patrick: "Yeah, who needs dumb ol' Texas?"

Sandy: "What did you just say?"

Patrick: "Should I start running now?"

[Reverend Silky]

"You can't do this to me! I went to college!!" -Plankton

[Reverend Silky]

"Excuse me, sir, you're sitting on my body... which is also my face." -Spongebob

[Reverend Silky]

"Surrender that ice-cream cone, or every waking moment for you will be a swirling torrent of pain and misery!" -Plankton

[Reverend Silky]

Plankton: "You hafta be assertive if you wanna get the things you want. You're too soft."

Spongebob: "But I'm a spon--"

Plankton: "Don't say it!"

[Reverend Silky]

"You used me... for land-development." -Spongebob

[Reverend Silky]

"The accursed grill has burned my finger. Feel thine own wrath, stove!" -Neptune

[Reverend Silky]

Barnacle Boy: "It's The Dirty Bubble!"

Mermaid Man: "In all his dirty roundness!"

[Clint]

I can't let my favorite thread windle away to the bottom.....Must keep it going ;)

"I am the terror that flaps in the night..." Darkwing Duck :p

[Radies]

"Le Grill, what the hell is that!?"
Homer Simpson

[Reverend Silky]

"Three cheers for feelin' sorry for ourselves!" -Mr. Krabs

[Reverend Silky]

"Oh, Lisa. Vampires are make-believe, like elves, goblins, and Eskimoes." -Homer J.

[Reverend Silky]

"If I ever see that guy, I'm gonna have a few choice words for him. Like 'You'... and 'are'... and 'a jerk'!" -Patrick

[Reverend Silky]

"...But this grain of sand looks suspicious, and so does this rock! And I've got a few questions for this little piece of grass." -Patrick

[Reverend Silky]

Cop: "You're under arrest."

Patrick: "Wow, you guys are good! I'm the last person I would've expected, but I was looking for me all along. It's the perfect crime."

[Reverend Silky]

"Sounds good. You make the reservations, and I'll be back before you can say, 'Hey... that guy's back'." -Bravo

[Reverend Silky]

"Get outta my chair and make me a coffee with 8 sugars... then throw it out and start again, cuz it's still not sweet enough!" -Bravo

[Reverend Silky]

"Way ta go, son! I have half a mind to hollow out my body so you can live inside me." -Toy Company President

[Reverend Silky]

"Hey, baby. Yer jab to the kidneys says 'no', but yer eyes say 'Helloooo, sailor'!" -Bravo

[Reverend Silky]

"Hey, do you have a couch? All this standin'-around is makin' me woozy." -Bravo

[Reverend Silky]

Rolf: "Are you not a nincompoop?"

Ed: "Yes, I am."

Rolf: "Then why do you refuse the nincompoop entrance?!"

[Reverend Silky]

"Momma! A bandage for Rolf! Never again will Rolf store housekeys in his trouser pockets..." -Rolf

[Clint]

"Mom, the cat's being a dildo!"
"Well I know a certain kitty-kitty who's sleeping with Mommy tonight."

--South Park (Cartman and Mom)

[Reverend Silky]

"Shhh... I'm psycho-flexing." -Skip

[Reverend Silky]

"What?! But I look terrible in strapless evening-wear. I'm outta here." -Bravo

[Reverend Silky]

Double D: "Ed, you're violating a hairpiece!"

Ed: "Wigs scare me, Double D."

[Reverend Silky]

"Now get out there and show them how the common man prepares his frozen treats!" -Plankton

[Reverend Silky]

"NOOOOOO!! MY NAME'S... NOT... RIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!" -Patrick

[jjjjbo]

I remember this one from my childhood -- from the Wizard of Id

(In comes the messenger to the court)

"The Peasants are revolting, the Peasants are revolting ...

But you're sure cute!"

[Reverend Silky]

unless there was a cartoon incarnation i'm unfamiliar with, Wizard Of Id is a comic strip, and therefore doesn't belong on this thread, jjjbo.


Aussie local: "You call that a knife? THIS is a knife."

Bart: "That's a spoon."

Local: "I see you've played Knifey-Spoony before."

[Reverend Silky]

"You talk funny. Hey, which way to the Whack-A-Sloth game? I wanna hit sumthin." -Bravo

[Reverend Silky]

"You call this an Australian themepark? Where're all the great white sharks, boomerangs, and leprechauns n' such?" -Bravo

[Reverend Silky]

"Help! Mad kangaroo! He's all hopped-up on eucalyptus!" -Bravo

[Reverend Silky]

"I know, I know. I'm a shinin', gleamin' man-god." -Bravo

[Reverend Silky]

"Are you weak in the upper-story?" -Rolf

[Reverend Silky]

"Do you have any idea what they do to people like us? We're not talking about mail fraud or some dumb hijacking here. We stole a BALLOOOOOOOOOON!!" -Patrick

[Reverend Silky]

Patrick: "Liar, liar. Plants for hire."

SpongeBob: "It's 'pants on fire', Patrick."

Patrick: "Well, you would know... liar."

[jjjjbo]

"unless there was a cartoon incarnation i'm unfamiliar with, Wizard Of Id is a comic strip, and therefore doesn't belong on this thread, jjjbo. "

Rev Silky -- so sorry -- guess it just shows how far out of the loop I am -- will keep my thoughts to myself from now on - guess it just shows what working with a bunch of lawyers will do to ya - alas .... no memory of a cartoon to be found in my brain. lol

[Reverend Silky]

nah, it's cool, quad-j. just clarifyin. no harm, no foul.

"He moved away years ago. Some say he grew a beard and still lives here... but that's a damn lie!" -A bearded fish

[Reverend Silky]

"JUMPIN' GRANDMA ON A STICK!!! It's a... It's a... It's a... FLYYYYYYYY!!!!" -Dad

[Reverend Silky]

"This squirrel's trying to kill me." -Spongebob

[Clint]

What is that new avatar Rev?

*Clint

[Reverend Silky]

I.R. Baboon sniffin his finger, as he's prone to do. i got like 40 new ones i'm switchin back and forth between. i hate stagnation.

"His head is soooo big. So BIIIIIIG!" -Gir

[Clint]

"How bout' we sing "Kyle's Mom Is A Stupid Bitch" in C-Minor"

--Cartman

[Reverend Silky]

"So am I to understand there's been a Towely-ban?" -Towely

[Uncle Silky]

SpongeBob: "Hey, Squidward, do you know what today is?"

Squidward: "Annoy Squidward Day?"

SpongeBob: "No, that's on the 15th."

[Uncle Silky]

"An experienced employee always carries a brick of lead in his hat." -SpongeBob

[Uncle Silky]

"Don't touch me. I'm sterile." -Patrick

[Uncle Silky]

Sandy: "Uh huh... and since when does yer house have feet?"

Patrick: "This is my mobile home."

[Uncle Silky]

"There's only one possible explanation: tiny, invisible ghost-monkeys changin' my channels." -Bravo

[Uncle Silky]

Neighbor girl: "Johnny, there are easier ways to make money than selling your blood."

Bravo: "But I need my eyes!"

[Uncle Silky]

Neighbor girl: "Maybe you can be the Master of Ceremonies."

Bravo: "I'll do it. I dunno what it means, but I like the word... 'Master'."

[Uncle Silky]

"Mom says never drive your head into a wood plank." -Cow

[Uncle Silky]

"Gimme that! You is reading it wrongly." -Chicken

[Uncle Silky]

Chicken: "Wouldn't it be easier to shave with a sharp rock?"

Sgt. Weenie Arms: "Sharp rocks are for non-men."

[Uncle Silky]

Double D: "Goodness gracious, Ed, does that really taste like cheese?"

Ed: "It's orange like cheese."

[Uncle Silky]

"We're gonna be rich! You could buy a chin, Ed. Think of it." -Eddy

[Uncle Silky]

"AAAAH! Scourge of the sea, release Rolf! Nanna, get the pliers!" -Rolf

[Uncle Silky]

"This isn't your average, everyday darkness. This is... advanced darkness." -SpongeBob

[Uncle Silky]

"Now I'm gonna go give that legless rascal what-for!" -Sandy

[Uncle Silky]

"Wow, that's pretty smart. Your parents must've been, like, part computer or something." -Plankton

[Uncle Silky]

"I don't understand. Is there a gas leak in here?" -Plankton

[Uncle Silky]

"If I knew being a lifeguard meant guarding their lives, I never would've signed up." -SpongeBob

[Uncle Silky]

Squidward: "Lemme get this straight. You two bought a giant-screen TV just so you could play with the box?"

SpongeBob: "Pretty smart, huh?"

Patrick: "I didn't think it would work."

[Uncle Silky]

Patrick: "We're doomed, SpongeBob. You're gonna hafta cut off my legs with a saw."

SpongeBob: "I can't do that, Patrick.

Patrick: "Why not?"

SpongeBob: "Cuz I already sawed off my own arms!"

[Nikki]

LMAO...........ohhhhhh spongebob..

[Uncle Silky]

"I wish for universal peace and good will towards man-- no, wait! A talkin' monkey!" -Bravo

[Uncle Silky]

Genie: "Did you enjoy your first wish?"

Bravo: "Heck, no. That was the worst talkin' monkey I've ever almost been dissected by."

[Uncle Silky]

"Whoa, look at the Habius on that Corpus! Did I say guilty? Cuz I meant yowza!" -Bravo

[Uncle Silky]

"Your honor, in view of the defendant's sterling character and overall lusciousness, I recommend that she be put under house-arrest... my house." -Bravo

[Uncle Silky]

Bravo: "Aww, Karl, Momma doesn't love me anymore."

Karl: "Nope, she hates ya. So whattaya wanna do now?"

[Uncle Silky]

"I, The Bearded Man, am the most hideously malformed freak of them all. Look at my beard. Tremble!!" -The Bearded Man

[Uncle Silky]

"Whoop, there it goes... yep, my brain stopped." -Ed

[Uncle Silky]

Sara: "Ed, what's your sock doin' on my floor?!"

Ed: "Sleeping?"

[Uncle Silky]

"Oh, I get it. Yer with the bald people! What'd they offer you-- gum, nylons, tiny radios?" -Bravo

[Uncle Silky]

"Oh, sure, run away. Yer just a buncha baldy bald guys wallowing in yer own balditude." -Bravo

[Uncle Silky]

"I know what yer thinkin'. 'He'll forget all about the jiujitsu chop as soon as his short attention span kicks in and'-- hey, toy cars!" -Bravo

[Uncle Silky]

Karl: "Behold the joy and wonder that is the one-piece jigsaw puzzle!"

Bravo: "Too hard. Nobody can figure that out."

[Uncle Silky]

"Ranger Johnny, bring me the map. You claim this is the Ed-boy's house, but Rolf sees go-go Nazz-girl at the door. No badge for you!" -Rolf

[Uncle Silky]

Ed: "It's a harmonica!"

Rolf: "Not even close, square-peg-in-round-hole Ed boy."

[Uncle Silky]

Bart: "Mom, it's hard for us to leave with you standing there."

Homer: "Push her down, son."

[Uncle Silky]

"Son, when you're involved in a sporting event, it's not whether you win or lose, but how drunk you get." -Homer

[Uncle Silky]

"Are you mad, woman?! You never know when an old calendar will come in handy. Sure, it's not 1985 now, but who knows what tomorrow will bring?" -Homer

[Uncle Silky]

"It's not my fault! The neighbor's dog told me to steal cable!" -Bravo

[Uncle Silky]

"Noooooooo!! Karl, my dear, sweet, deliciously moist friend!" -Bravo

[Uncle Silky]

"Well, if anybody needs me, I'll be upstairs writin' James Joyce's Ulysses." -Bravo

[Uncle Silky]

"That's ridiculous! Are you implyin' that me... no... anymore... smart?" -Bravo

[Uncle Silky]

"Momma, do we have any iodine? I'm afraid this arm's gonna hafta come off." -Bravo

[Uncle Silky]

Kid: "Are we still friends?"

Old guy: "Sure. We're as close as an elderly gay man and a straight teenage boy can be."

[Uncle Silky]

"Suzie, when we get married, do you wanna have children? Cuz I want monkeys." -Harold

[Uncle Silky]

The Pantene Claw: "I can offer you wealth, power, good references..."

Bravo: "Do ya have a talkin' monkey?"

Claw: "Uh... yes."

Bravo: "I'm in!"

[Uncle Silky]

"Ya see, it's like this, Dr. Franken, uh, Jones: After I eat, I experience a loss of appetite, sometimes for hours. And at night, I lose consciousness till morning. And sometimes, I lose my train of thoug-- hey, burritoes!" -Bravo

[Uncle Silky]

Bravo: "So lemme get this straight. Yer gonna remove my brain, but I get to go out with her?"

Scientist: "Yes."

Bravo: "Hmm... Well, ya know I-- hmm... I'll do it!"

[Uncle Silky]

"So I beat up yer dad. Wanna go out?" -Bravo