things you can't do on a water bed!

[texascubfan]

let's see how many things we can think of NOT to do on a waterbed...

You definitely should NOT play lawn darts!

[WildIrish]

You most assuredly cannot slip out of your wife after having sharpened your penis to a fine point.

[Pita]

^^^^:eek:^^^^


It's not a good idea to wear those spiked fuck me shoes when in a waterbed.

[WildIrish]

It's not a good idea to wear those spiked fuck me shoes when in a waterbed.


I know. :rolleyes:


I mean, yeah...you're probably right! :D



It's not advisable to joust in your waterbed either. As a matter of fact...that one might even be on the warning label.

[osuche]

You can't leave the candles on the waterbed...they might burn through the plastic and cause a flood. :yikes:

[Pita]

It's not a good idea to play golf on your waterbed.

[WildIrish]

Osuche might find this one particularily useful...


You can't rake your waterbed. :D

[osuche]

Osuche might find this one particularily useful...


You can't rake your waterbed. :D

That's why I spend my nekkid leaf time outside. :) Right where the neighbors' kids can see me.

You can't use any positions that require significant leverage on a waterbed.... :hot:

[dicksbro]

This is important ...

You can't flip the mattress over if you're uncomfortable. ;)

[osuche]

<-- Needs to do some hands-on research to determine what cannot be done. :D

[Mercury_Maniac]

Its definitely not a practical place to setup domino's

and

Its not a place for juggling torches!

[PantyFanatic]

You can't ice skate on your water bed. :eek:

.....at least not in the spring. :fish:

[cbass1976]

fish

[BlondeCurlGirl]

You can't stand on your head on your water bed..

[Catch22]

You most assuredly cannot slip out of your wife after having sharpened your penis to a fine point.


Ah from guns to bayonets WI. Your wicked. When you climb into bed with you Mrs do you cry out "Once more into the breach."?

[boilergirl1]

:boobs: You cannot sleep in one filled with water that's not heated........(at least not, and awaken well rested and limber!!) :fish:

[dicksbro]

You shouldn't let pet unicorns lay on the bed. :rolleyes:

[Pita]

It's not a good idea to have a bunch of cats on your waterbed.

[osuche]

You cannot play with pins on your water bed.....so acupuncture treatments are out. :p

[dicksbro]

Easily use it as a source of drinking water if you wake up a bit thirsty.

[WildIrish]

You cannot use the spiked choke collar on your lover while on the waterbed.

[osuche]

You cannot use the spiked choke collar on your lover while on the waterbed.

As long as your neck is supported by my...ummm...thigh ;) ...We should be OK.

[WildIrish]

As long as your neck is supported by my...ummm...thigh ;) ...We should be OK.


Well...that certainly was stimulating. :slurp:

[Aqua]

You can never find a good rhythm on a waterbed... the waves come back and screw it up.

[osuche]

Put fish inside the water bed and then expect a restful night's sleep

[Aqua]

Put fish inside the water bed and then expect a restful night's sleep
LMAO.... I'll guarantee it... Put Fish in your waterbed and you will not get much sleep at all.. :p

[osuche]

Hmmmm.....why do I have the sudden urge to go on a fishing trip?

[fredchabotnick]

You can't perform open heart surgery on a waterbed.
Well, not and expect good results.

[imaginewithme]

You can never find a good rhythm on a waterbed... the waves come back and screw it up.

Yep.....had that problem while on vacation......

[Coaster]

You can never find a good rhythm on a waterbed... the waves come back and screw it up.

Oh yes you can.............. just need more practice! :sex:

[Glyndwr]

You can't wear spurs to bed and expect to wake up dry

[WildIrish]

You can not set your branding iron down on a waterbed.

[Pita]

It's not a good idea to use your waterbed as a pincushion while sewing.

[dicksbro]

It's not a good idea to leave the drain hole open while filling the bed with water.

[darogle]

waterbeds don't make a good place to build a bonfire and roast marshmallows.

[dicksbro]

You should not freeze the water in lieu of turning on the air conditioner.

[dreamgurl]

you should not wear garden airerator shoes and walk on the bed.

[osuche]

Well...you can't coat yourself (and your partner) with massage oil and use the bare waterbed like a slide....without having fun. ;)

[SuzyQ]

You can't eat ice cream on a water bed while your partner is jumping up and down on the other side... :fish:

[Pita]

You should not freeze the water in lieu of turning on the air conditioner.

LMAO!! That cracked me up!! :D

[dicksbro]

:)

You should not install diving boards as a means of bed entry.



That's even more true if you froze the water to avoid turning on the air conditioner. :rolleyes:

[Studmuffin69]

You can't set up a tent on a waterbed

[WildIrish]

I'm not sure, but I don't think you can drive golf balls from your waterbed, can you?

[dicksbro]

Lawn darts aren't a good idea, either.

[thereIam]

You cannot stake your partner down on a water bed.

[Sharni]

You can't run around on it in Stillettos

[Firebabe]

You can't run with rugby toggs/golf shoes on it

[Pita]

You shouldn't use your waterbed as a trampoline.

[SuzyQ]

you cannot use a water bed without a heater in the Arctic

[imaginewithme]

YOu can't ever get enough sex on a water bed.

[Pita]

You shouldn't let your cats fight on your waterbed.

[Mercury_Maniac]

You can't boat on a water bed

[Glyndwr]

You can't practice your basketball dribbling skills using porcupines

[WildIrish]

You can't shave your waterbed. :confused:


Ok...I might be all out of ideas. :D

[Mercury_Maniac]

can't play water polo on a water bed :D

[Cindy Kim]

You can't use it as a floatational device

[wyndhy]

you should not fill your water bed with ground pork and spices and call it sausage.

[cherrypie7788]

Not true mercury, not true :D LOL

"can't play water polo on a water bed "

[Galatea]

You can't build a house of cards on a waterbed.

[Lilith]

You can't wear golf shoes while having sex on a waterbed.

[Teddy Bear]

Now this I know from personal experience.....

Do not sleep in a waterbed if your very prone to motion-sickness!! Unless you want to be queasy all the next day? :dizzy:

[rockintime]

Do not, I repeat, do NOT secure the sheets on a waterbed with a hammer and nails.

[Oldfart]

Do not practice SCUBA diving on your waterbed without a reserve tank.

[Teddy Bear]

Do not anchor your boat on a waterbed.

[rockintime]

It's best not to use your waterbed for a condom.

[kathy1]

I'd say welding is a big no-no

[Summer]

Forget the whips and chains!!!! :rolleyes:

[Summer]

Forget the dripping of hot wax on any naked bodies! :rolleyes:

[Summer]

Don't even get me started on the partner that will need Dramine (motion sickness medication) just to be there! UGH! ;)

[imaginewithme]

^^haha too funny^^

I don't know....but I think I should try them out to make sure........

[WildIrish]

You can't turn the heat all the way up and use your waterbed to boil eggs.

[wyndhy]

you can't add gelatin and ropes and turn it into a wrestling arena

[Coaster]

^^^^^^^^^^Oh Man........... that would be so cool!^^^^^^^

[Oldfart]

You can't fill it with Helium and make love with very squeaky voices.

"Ouch, I've just got my hair caught in the bloody light fitting again."

[LixyChick]

ROFLMFAO!

You can't juggle chain saws on a waterbed!

You can't pee...and expect it to go down a drain on a waterbed!

You can't marinade your meat for a BBQ in a waterbed!

You can't practice the high jump on a waterbed!

You shouldn't sharpen your mower blade on a waterbed!

You can't put the Statue of Liberty in the middle of your waterbed!

You shouldn't try and build an ice hut for ice fishing on a waterbed!

You can't thread an elephant through the eye of a needle on a waterbed! Wait...can that be done anywhere?

You shouldn't play with nitro glycerin while on a waterbed!

Don't...I say DON'T...draw a target in the middle of the bed and practice up for hunting season!

OMG...I'll be thinking of things all day now! I've gotta go to work...but first I have to change my panties cause I pee'd them!

Love you guys!

[WildIrish]

You can't use peed-in panties as a replacement drain plug for your waterbed.

[wyndhy]

LMAO at WI and Lixy

you can't use a waterbed for replacement of the panties you peed in. although it's waterproof it's waayyy to big.

[MilkToast]

you can't add gelatin and ropes and turn it into a wrestling arena
but if you put the gelatin inside of the water bed then it would solve many of these things you can not do on it!!!!

[Oldfart]

With gelatin in the bed, putting some Jeldi artificial fur around the drainage hole,

painting eyes and breasts on the sheet, I can charge $50 to root the world's largest

vinyl virgin.

Scotzoidman, have you still the paperwork we found when we were talking about

franchising the SOFA?

[osuche]

you can't use a waterbed for replacement of the panties you peed in. although it's waterproof it's waayyy to big.


/me checks ass


WANNA BET???? :p :D

[WildIrish]

/me checks ass



/me checks ^^^'s ass too. Just to check it. :D

[osuche]

You can't act dignified on a water bed.

[WildIrish]

You can't act dignified on a water bed.

Even if I hold my penis with my pinky out? :D

[osuche]

Even if I hold my penis with my pinky out? :D


Shall I drink it like a teacup? ;)

BTW -- English breakfast or Earl Grey? :D Or was that "Irish Breakfast?"

[Lilith]

Earl Grey...you can't ride a unicycle on a waterbed

[Aqua]

Earl Grey...you can't ride a unicycle on a waterbed
Wanna bet? ;)

You can't take that Pinhead guy from Hellraiser to bed with you if you have a waterbed.

[wyndhy]

you can't fill your waterbed with Aqua... or *can* you??? :D

[lizzardbits]

Once, after draining my king-sized octagon waterbed (that's right octagon, with no head board) just for sh*ts and giggles, i took my hairdryer, set it on cool, and filled it with air to see if it would work for one night's rest as an air mattress, so i could wait for the next morning to fill it with new water. Needless to say, it didn't work so well (LOL).

Soooo, you can't fill a waterbed with air and expect to sleep well.

[rockintime]

You can't play a game of pick up sticks in the middle of your waterbed...without modifying the rules.