Enter Your Plea

[dicksbro]

Guilty.

You like the feeling when you climax.

[girlredhot]

Guilty



You can't wait to climax.

[Pita]

Not guilty


Sex rates as a priority for you.

[bare4you]

Guilty

You know the difference between sex for the sake of sex and sex for the sake of love

[Pita]

Guilty


You would rather have a great sex life then be rich.

[bare4you]

Guilty

Sex is never dull for you

[cbass1976]

guilty

i could never get enough sex

[dicksbro]

False. I suppose if it went non-stop; 24-hours a day; seven days-a-week; for months on end ... I might, at some point say, "Whoa, I gotta take a breather." (As unlikely as that may sound.)

Waking up snuggled with the one you love is a fantastic thing.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Guilty.


I was surprised today.

[osuche]

Guilty. My husband actually spent some time playing instead of working! :p


I am thirsty

[dicksbro]

Guilty.

I've got to get moving.

[osuche]

Guilty. I threw my back out yesterday....and although it hurts, I think my best remedy is movement


Getting old is pure hell

[bare4you]

Not guilty

You are having more fun now than when you were young

[osuche]

Guilty


Getting older is the process of becoming more like your self

[dicksbro]

Guilty ... I think. :)

The best part of getting older is that you feel more free to be yourself ... not to mention retirement.

[dicksbro]

*Bump*

... and even more guilty.

I wish the aches and pains were because I've had far too much sex.

[Fangtasia]

Guilty

There are times where you wish you were back in the past

[dicksbro]

Guilty

You really enjoy seeing political squabbles played out in the media.

[Fangtasia]

Not Guilty, politics gives me the shits *L*

You love to sing along with songs

[dicksbro]

Guilty. I do, but I'm always hoping those listening have earplugs. Not many people do well with the key of "Q". :shrug:

You never drink soda from the bottle but always pour it into a glass first.

[FlirtWithMe]

Not guilty. I regularly drink straight out of the bottle :nod:


You always put the toilet seat down after you've finished using it - males, the ring seat, females, the actual lid

[dicksbro]

True ... I almost always do (if not always)

You like to keep your car cleaned out and washed.

[PantyFanatic]

Guilty if "like to" is the key phrase.:) Not Guilty if it isn't.:o




You take your shower (or bath) at the same time every day.

[Fangtasia]

Weekdays i do, 2:45am *L* Weekends is a bit later *LOL*

You like to spend money!

[dicksbro]

I guess so. Call that a "guilty." :)

You need a new(er) car.

[Coaster]

Guilty....... preferably ALL electric

You have solar panels on your home

[dicksbro]

Not guilty and we have an "all electric" house.

You drive more than ten miles to work.

[dicksbro]

Not guilty since I have no "job" ... only volunteer work. :)

You have a swimming pool in your back yard.

[jseal]

Not guilty


You live in a city.

[dicksbro]

Guilty (if you can count a population of 17,000 a city :shrug: )

You love to go fishing whenever possible.

[jseal]

Not guilty


You are a DIYer.

[dicksbro]

Sometimes true, but often not. :(

You've been to a football game this year.

[jseal]

False


You visited this Thanksgiving.

[dicksbro]

True

You need new tires for your car

[jseal]

Not guilty.


You feed "outside" cats.

[dicksbro]

We have ... but hesitate a little because that always seems like a sure path to adoption. :(

Anyway, would you work at a soup kitchen?

[gekkogecko]

Not guilty, but mainly because I already work for a lot of critters who can't take care of themselves.

You tried to hide how drunk you got on NYE.

[dicksbro]

Not guilty. Didn't really have much to drink (alcohol wise).

You went to be soon after midnight on NYE.

[jseal]

Guilty


You celebrated NYE at home.

[Aqua]

Guilty.


You enjoy a fine bottled root beer.

[dicksbro]

Guilty

You have a pet that you think highly of

[jseal]

Guilty.


You're an "empty nester".

[rtctfield]

Didn't start a family until my mid-thirties, so innocent.

Have you ever flirted with your boss?

[jseal]

Innocent


You have helped a politician get elected.

[dicksbro]

Guilty. A few of times for people I knew from out church. :boink:

You've run for elected office.

[jseal]

False


You don't quite "get" what it is that makes people want to run for elected office.

[dicksbro]

Generally true.

You don't generally trust politicians to honor their pledges.

[jseal]

False.


You will be traveling this weekend.

[dicksbro]

We only traveled into Peoria this weekend, but, if 10-miles counts ... we did. :)

You had company this Easter weekend.

[jseal]

Guilty.


Your near-term plans include the purchase of a new car.

[dicksbro]

Not guilty ... I think. :)

You've not been feeling the best.

[PantyFanatic]

Guilty ....................... if 'best' is best ever. :angel:
Not guilty if 'best' is not better than a lot of other times. http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-fc/inv.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)


You use to take the bus home from work every day but ran out of room in your yard to keep them. ;)

[dicksbro]

Not guilty. I was never a big bus collector. ... Sportcars, now, are a different story. :)

You tend to wear blue jeans most days.

[jseal]

Not guilty.


You are still discovering new horizons in your life.

[dicksbro]

Guilty. It seems like the older you get the more you realize there is to learn and know.

You need rain where you live.

[jseal]

Not Guilty - yet.


You did something nice for your Dad for Father's Day.

[kleclere]

Called him. Hope it was nice.

You have naughty thoughts tonight.

[gekkogecko]

Not guilty; it's morning where I am right now.

You're travelling by public transportation in the next hour.

[dicksbro]

Not guilty. Probably closer to a couple hours before we go anywhere and that'll likely be in our car. :shrug:

You have an appointment this coming week.

[jseal]

Only to show up at work.


You've already swiched to whole house air conditioning.

[kleclere]

Guilty: home air is on.

You will be see a new movie.

[gekkogecko]

Not guilty, at least if you mean within a week.

You're watching a cooking show today.

[AZRedHot]

Not guilty. I don't watch much TV during the day.

You're going to finally clean out that damned junk drawer today.

[Fangtasia]

Not guilty

You are going to have a relaxing day today

[gekkogecko]

I'd like to be guilty of that, but I have to deal with yard work.

You're about to go for an exercise walk.

[kleclere]

Guilty

You're getting sleepy. Sleepy LOL

[jseal]

Not guilty.


You're waiting for the heat wave to abate!

[AZRedHot]

Not guilty; I'd have to wait until October.

You're putting off some housework.

[jseal]

Guilty!


You enjoy gardening.

[kleclere]

Guilty even if it is only 2 tomato plants and one pepper.


You are so horny you can't wait for tonight.

[dicksbro]

Not guilty right at the moment but that, too, is likely to change. :)

You have a busy weekend planned.

[gekkogecko]

Guilty, and the business isn't any of the fun kind.

You jaywalk constantly on your way to work.

[kleclere]

Not guilty. I drive. LOL


You have to take a shower today.

[jseal]

Guilty!


You are all caught up on your household chores.

[AZRedHot]

Not guilty, I have 2 loads of laundry to put away.

You're overdue for some "me time."

[kleclere]

Guilty, could use some me time.


You are going to watch dark knight rising.

[dicksbro]

Probably not guilty. I'm not a huge Batman fan. May watch it when it shows on TV or when it comes out on TV ... but no plans right now.

You've seen another Pixie withing the past month.

[kleclere]

Not guilty but hoping to someday.


You want to be loved tonight.

[jseal]

Guilty.


Your yard is crying out for your attention.

[kleclere]

Not guilty haven't got a yard.


You want to watch a special movie.

[jseal]

Guilty.


You're done with Summer, thank you very much.

[kleclere]

Not guilty, hoping last alittle longer.


You want to be felt up?

[jseal]

By that special someone ... oh yeah! Guilty!


You think Saturday mornings are special.

[kleclere]

Guilty especially this morning.



You would love to be kissed right now.

[jseal]

Guilty! Yes, indeed!


You have weekend chores to do.

[kleclere]

Not guilty, just enjoying the weekend.



You've seen a movie lately.

[jseal]

Guilty. Hope Springs (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1535438/)



You have more than one hobby.

[kleclere]

Guilty



You are just relaxing today for tomorrow.

[jseal]

Not Guilty


You are retired.

[AZRedHot]

Guilty.

You have big plans for Labor Day weekend.

[kleclere]

Guilty planning on going to the bike rally.



You are feeling overwhelded.

[dicksbro]

"Overwhelded?" :confused:

Well, maybe. :)

You've got an itch that needs scratching.

[kleclere]

Yes had that itch for a while.


You need to be patient.

[gigi]

Guilty. Which is pretty difficult with something one wants so very much

You snuck a sweet snack.

[kleclere]

Guilty pudding cup.



You want to take your time.

[dicksbro]

Guilty.

You'd like to go for a nature walk.

[kleclere]

Guilty


You like to listen to good music.

[jseal]

Guilty.



You seldom heed the advice of strangers.

[kleclere]

Guilty



You can handle a good movie every now and then.

[dicksbro]

Guilty

You like lots of butter on popcorn

[kleclere]

Guilty



You could handle a dip in the pool.

[jseal]

Guilty.



You will go to work on Monday.

[kleclere]

Not guilty on vacation this week, plus holiday tomorrow.




You would like to lick something?

[jseal]

Guilty!


Your like to dive through the country.

[kleclere]

Guilty if it is drive through.



You like to read interesting books/ebooks

[jseal]

I haven’t made the big leap into ebooks, but I am guilty of being an omnivorous reader.


You have had your fill of The Summer of 2012.

[kleclere]

Not guilty.


You would like a big breakfast.

[cowgirltease]

innocent ....but i would love to have breakfast ON ME! Hey.. watch those bacon strips buddy! :P

[kleclere]

Not guilty never had breakfast on me.



Have been missing Cowgirltease?

[dicksbro]

Guilty. I always miss seeing folks that used to be regular posters, but, then fade away for some reason. :(

You have big plans for today.

[kleclere]

Guilty, celebrating daughter's 16th birthday.


It has been a lasy day.

[dicksbro]

Guilty. At least, so far it has been. But then, it's only a half past midnight right now. :shrug: :D

You've got some lawn work that needs doing.

[kleclere]

Not Guilty no lawn here.


You made supper tonight.

[jseal]

Not Guilty.


You prepared bruch today.

[kleclere]

Guilty only cook in house. lol


You would drive to see someone special.

[dicksbro]

Guilty.

You change the oil on your own car.

[kleclere]

Guilty


You put your spouse on a pedestal.

[dicksbro]

Guilty

You've already started your Christmas shopping.

[kleclere]

Not Guilty



You have to clean your car.

[jseal]

Not Guilty


You have a meeting scheduled for later this evening.

[kleclere]

Not guilty


You have to take a shower.

[jseal]

Not guilty.


You have off from work today.

[kleclere]

Not guilty


You want to have sex tonight.

[dicksbro]

Guilty ... but do I have to wait until tonight? :(

I need to get some leaves raked.

[kleclere]

Not Guilty


You like the taste of pussy.

[dicksbro]

Guilty

You have some yardwork you need to get done before the weather turns any colder.

[kleclere]

Not Guilty


You would like to watch a good movie.

[jseal]

Not guilty tonight. Tomorrow perhaps.


You've visited Los Angeles.

[kleclere]

No guilty.


You've visited Las Vegas.

[dicksbro]

Not guilty ... unfortunately. :(

You've never been outside your country.

[kleclere]

Not guilty


You are missing someone.

[AZRedHot]

Guilty. Always.

You've tried to put your own elbow in your ear.

[dicksbro]

Not guilty.

You like to go barefoot when you're outdoors.

[kleclere]

Guilty



You like to go commando when possible.

[Pita]

Guilty


You have a drawer full of sex toys.

[dicksbro]

Not guilty. Wouldn't call it "full." :D

You like to sleep nude.

[kleclere]

Guilty


You like to run around the house nude as much as possible.

[WildIrish]

Not guilty...but I reserve the right to change my plea when the kids move out.


You have a special toy that's just for you.

[kleclere]

Not guilty.


You enjoy cooking out as much as possible.

[jseal]

Not guilty.


You were born in the country.

[gigi]

Guilty

You occasionally enjoy reality television.

[kleclere]

Not guilty.


You had a good weekend.

[jseal]

Guilty


You will be hosting Thanksgiving Dinner this year.

[Pita]

Yeah, for me and my owner unit. That is what I call my husband. ;)


Do you decorate for Christmas before December 1st?

[Coaster]

Guilty.... going into the woods to gather greens for wreath making.

You love having relatives over for holiday meals.

[Pita]

Guilty, but they are all so far away that it doesn't happen often. :(


You love going for walks this time of year and crunching leaves under your feet.

[dicksbro]

Guilty ... but not as much as I would have liked. Seemed like when the weather cooperated, my schedule didn't ... and when I schedule was okay, it'd turn cold and/or rain. :(

You've escaped having a cold this fall.

[Pita]

Yes and it seems everyone else I know didn't.


You have a stuffed animal collection.

[Coaster]

haha... NG!

You love being lightly caressed!

[dicksbro]

Yep! I can go along with that.

You like to sneak a touch or be touched by your SO when you're in public.

[kleclere]

Guilty.


You enjoy one on one time.

[jseal]

Guilty.


You went to the cinema last week.

[dicksbro]

Not guilty, although this coming weekend we might make it.

You have snow on the ground where you live.

[gekkogecko]

Not guilty; never got hit by the nasty storm further north.

You're planning on skipping whatever work you have on Thursday to hang out with you SO.

[Pita]

No, he wouldn't allow that kind of behavior. :rolleyes:



You work sitcom worthy people.

[dicksbro]

WORK?? :yikes: There's that four-letter word again. Not guilty. :D

You're going to see the new Bruce Willis "Die Hard" movie this weekend.

[Pita]

Only if he is still able to kill countless people and still remain hot! (You let me know :) )


You have a very special Valentine.

[dicksbro]

I do, whe's my very special wife! :loveshowe

You got or gave chocolates from / to your special someone!

[jennaflower]

Guilty

Have you ever faked an orgasm?

[kleclere]

Not guilty

You have had sex in public whether hidden or out in the open.

[jennaflower]

Guilty

Have you ever had sex on a table or countertop

[dicksbro]

Not guilty

Have you ever had sex on a grassy lawn?

[kleclere]

Guilty does a park qualify?


You've had impure thoughts at work.

[jennaflower]

I’m guilty... thank heavens I work alone.


You are addicted to oral sex

[kleclere]

Guilty, I enjoy giving it alot.

You would enjoy time to enjoy yourself.

[jennaflower]

False- I’ve had plenty of time alone.


You prefer to sleep naked.

[kleclere]

Guilty as charged.

You find time with a bestie enlightening.

[gekkogecko]

Guilty.

You enjoy running nude through the woods, if you think you can get away with it.

[kleclere]

Guilty when I can find woods to run through.


You are getting more outside of your home lately.

[dicksbro]

Guilty, especially yesterday when I had to run and get gas for the lawn mower and then spend 2 1/2 hours mowing the front and back yards. Nice day, but I was hot and sweaty when I got done.

We do get to the store but always wear face masks and keep 6' from others.

You try to keep your car washed and clean.

[kleclere]

Guilty

You would like to see some parts of Europe.

[gekkogecko]

Guilty

You like having a nice lawn, but wish it could be done without the pollen.

[jennaflower]

False.. I have no lawn.


You always want your partner to cum first.

[my_wldside]

True

You want to cum with your partner inside you

[jennaflower]

True.. would love for that to happen.


You desire that your partner masturbate in front of you.

[kleclere]

Guilty, It would be a first.


You have all the days tasks taken care of.

[jennaflower]

Guilty


You must go to bed even tho you don’t want to.

[kleclere]

Not guilty

You believe that big things come in small packages.

[gekkogecko]

Guilty

You grow some of your own vegetables.

[kleclere]

Not guilty

You have the air conditioner going today.

[jennaflower]

True... my favorite invention


You have never received a speeding ticket.

[kleclere]

Guilty Have been driving for 51 years and no a single one. Yay


You have gone commando recently.

[jennaflower]

Guilty... today actually

You enjoy watching your partner orgasm.

[kleclere]

Guilty


You have been sleeping better lately.

[jennaflower]

Actually I have..


You write erotica

[kleclere]

Guilty It could be called that.

You want to go to the lake to relax.

[jennaflower]

Guilty


You want to buy a nicer vehicle

[dicksbro]

Not guilty. We were surprised last October when our daughter and son-in-law bought us a very nice Buick Regal. It's been a great car and we love it. They had hinted they were going to get us a newer car but I assumed it would be one of theirs when they were ready to get a new one.

Your hoping for a nice fall with moderate temperatures and beautiful colors in the trees.

[kleclere]

Guilty always hope for good seasonal weather.


Your are looking to clean up after last nights storms.

[jennaflower]

Not guilty.. Didn’t have a storm


You would like to make a woman orgasm right now.

[kleclere]

Guilty now, later, forever.

You can feel a tingle starting.

[jennaflower]

Guilty


You have masturbated to thoughts of a pixie member

[kleclere]

Guilty


You are very tired tonight.

[jennaflower]

True, I was last night



You listen to music daily

[kleclere]

Guilty


You would enjoy something emerald color.

[jennaflower]

Guilty

You like pepperoni on your pizza.

[kleclere]

Guilty

You would enjoy getting a full nights sleep.

[jennaflower]

Guilty


You would like to visit Nashville

[kleclere]

Guilty

You would enjoy going to Las Vegas

[jennaflower]

Guilty


You are hot blooded

[kleclere]

Guilty

You sleep with extra blankets.

[jennaflower]

Guilty


You sleep in the nude

[kleclere]

Guilty

You have relatives that don't live near you.

[dicksbro]

Guilty

Your favorite backyard game is croquet.

[kleclere]

Not guilty

You would enjoy cuddling to a good movie.

[jennaflower]

Guilty

You like to go shopping

[kleclere]

Guilty


You enjoy spending time with little ones.

[jennaflower]

True... but not too much😂


You like to help others

[kleclere]

Guilty

You will have a busy day tomorrow.

[dicksbro]

Guilty. Lots of running around to do.

[kleclere]

There is only way to rock. Guilty or not guilty?

[jennaflower]

Not guilty


You enjoy anal sex

[kleclere]

Guilty


You enjoy long walks with someone special.

[dicksbro]

Guilty.

You love going for rides in the country on nice days.

[kleclere]

Guilty


You enjoy walking along the shores of a lake.

[jennaflower]

True

You enjoy eating ice cream

[kleclere]

Guilty


You want to eat out this weekend.

[dicksbro]

Not guilty ... but maybe next weekend.

Busy week ahead?

[kleclere]

Not guilty


You have many things to do this week.

[dicksbro]

Guilty ... including a 6:30am meeting this morning

You have a day that is pretty much free of "things" you have to do

[kleclere]

Not guilty, have to get ready for tomorrows classes.


You want to walk barefoot in a lake.

[dicksbro]

Hadn't though about it, but since you brought it up ... I guess guilty. Sound pretty appealing.

You'd love to own an island somewhere and have it all to yourself (and your spouse/SO).

[kleclere]

Guilty


You would enjoy a cruise to a far off island.

[dicksbro]

Guilty.

Be nice the place warm but not hot with refreshing breezes but no hurricanes or storms and someplace private enough that you could strip and enjoy the days and nights unencumbered by a bunch of clothes. :)

[kleclere]

Guilty



You would enjoy a long trip with a friend.

[dicksbro]

Guilty ... especially if that friend was my wife ... the answer would be a resounding "YES!"

Can you believe stores are already stocking the shelves with Christmas stuff?

[kleclere]

Guilty


You seem to enjoy long weekends.

[dicksbro]

Guilty. Although tomorrow with my wife starting back at school, it'll be even nicer to have a long weekend.

You like taking walks in parks or woodlands.

[kleclere]

Guilty, better with someone there too.


You aren't looking forward to winter coming.

[dicksbro]

Guilty. I'd rather watch it on TV.

[kleclere]

Guilty also.


You enjoy watching your S/O undress.

[dicksbro]

Guilty of enjoying my wife's disrobing. :)

When it comes to lovemaking, you prefer a hands on approach.

[kleclere]

Guilty


You enjoy the oral part of lovemaking.

[dicksbro]

Guilty

Sleeping naked appeals to you

[kleclere]

Guilty

Role playing is an interest of yours.

[dicksbro]

Not guilty. For some reason, that just isn't a "biggy" with me. :shrug:

You've been snacking too much during this COVID pandemic.

[kleclere]

Actually been able to lose weight since it has started.


Your interest in reading more has increased due to covid.

[dicksbro]

Guilty, although not as much as I'd hoped to have time for.

You've enjoyed some cooler days already this month.

[kleclere]

Guilty, not looking forward to what is to come.


You have enjoyed life to its fullest.

[dicksbro]

Guilty. Oh, there've been some rough spots but they have tended to help me better appreciate the good things in life.

You're looking forward to the holiday season.

[kleclere]

Not guilty


You think most politicians should be voted out.

[dicksbro]

Guilty or at least limited to two terms with social security and medicare and no lifetime benifits.

Guilty or Not: You think public service should be an honor, not a career or road to riches.

[kleclere]

Guilty


You feel veterans should be honored.

[PantyFanatic]

Just don't dishonor!



Guilty or Not: Do you believe in function THEN form?

[dicksbro]

Guilty for some things ... but respect for flag and country ... form is also something I believe in.

Guilty or not guilty ... you fly the flag by your house/home on holidays.

[kleclere]

Guilty



Guilty or not: Breakfast at a restaurant.

[dicksbro]

Guilty, although our favorite breakfast restaurant closed during the COVID "closures" and it's not clear if they'll reopen or change locations or what. Sad, they were sure a great place to eat and visit.

Guilty or Not: You've taken a bus tour within the last few years.

[kleclere]

Not guilty


Guilty or not: You heard a song that reminded you of something special.

[dicksbro]

Not guilty ... at least recently. But, I haven't been listening to too much in the way of music recently either.

Guilty or non-guilty: You're looking forward to winter.

[kleclere]

Not guilty have to drive to much to enjoy winter.


Guilty or not: knowledge used properly is wisdom.