Enter Your Plea

[dicksbro]

Not guilty.

Have you ever owned a rabbit?

[osuche]

Not guilty.

Ever owned a snake?

[Sharni]

Not Guilty

Don't own any pets?

[osuche]

Not guilty (one cat)

Like birds?

[dicksbro]

Guilty (We've got an adopted feathery family that eats outside our kitchen window all winter :))

And squirrels?

[kleclere]

Had one as a pet for 14yrs. So guilty as charged.

How about an alligator?

[Sharni]

Not Guilty

I never lie

[kleclere]

Not guilty.


I try to play fair.

[dicksbro]

I'll say guilty ... assuming that means "yes, I try to play fair."

I hope tomorrow will be a nice day.

[kleclere]

Very guilty.


I hope all the snow will be gone by the end of the weekend.

[AZRedHot]

Not guilty. I don't live in a cold place. The snow on the mountains is beautiful, though, as I lounge in the valley in my shorts. :p

I masturbate almost every time I'm alone in the house.

[Sharni]

Not Guilty

My neighbour has an overly loud noisy bloody ute

[kleclere]

False

My neighbor has a loud exhaust.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

False.

But I don't like my neighbor very much.

[Sharni]

TRUE!!!

I'm on a promise tonight :D

[smithy020]

false, but hopefully for you, you are


ive got a hot date over this weekend?

[Sharni]

True...i got one of them all the time :)

I'm about to make a coffee

[curvyredhead]

guilty... made coffee this morning... up too late last night, but enjoyed every minute of it!

Making plans for May

[smithy020]

guilty. I have to attend 3 weddings in may so i have to get 3 different weekends off work, I have to buy 3 suits or hire 3 kilts and get 3 hair cuts and i have my birthday in june! OH MY GOD

cant think of anything to pose.

[curvyredhead]

how about suits or kilts...?

For me kilts...

[smithy020]

guilty got the legs for a kilt and women go weak at the knees for a true scots man!

[curvyredhead]

Guilty Guilty!! Guilty!!! (The grow em pretty well in Tassie too I think!)

Barefoot or shoes?

[Sharni]

Barefoot

Horse or Bulls

[smithy020]

horse's there easier to bet on than bulls!!

U have never stolen anyones heart?

[Sharni]

Not Guilty

Have you ever cheated on a partner

[curvyredhead]

Very not guilty!


Have you ever told someone you work with that they turn you on?

[Sharni]

Eek...no! *LOL*

Have you ever cheated playing cards?

[smithy020]

guilty. infact i once made someone almost cum when she was serving a customer. lol (she told me later so i'm not bullshiting)


have u?

[smithy020]

never played cards worth cheating on so, not guilty.

[curvyredhead]

Guilty of the work thing not the card thing

Ever had sex at work?

[Sharni]

No definately not!

Have you?

[smithy020]

well i've had sex in work but not at work,

would u consider it?

[SuzyQ]

I work at home, so guilty...

Have you ever had sex when you were feeling sick?

[smithy020]

yeah, but only because of drink never because i was ill sick


have u ever had to stop having sex to be sick?

[SuzyQ]

Not Guilty, but almost...

Have you ever had sex and felt guilty afterwards?

[smithy020]

welll almost but it wasnt full sex, just some fun, but i still felt guilty, she was a nice girl wanting more, i was a bad boy just wanting to cum...............Ah wot a bastard!

have u?

cant be arsed thinking of questions at the mo

[SuzyQ]

Guilty..was cheating so I felt really guilty...

Have you had sex, even though you know it was wrong?

[smithy020]

mmmh I think i best not say................coz i'm sure she was underage, not by much like but still! take me to jail!

the age of consent in holland is 12, at that age would u have had sex?

[SuzyQ]

not guilty...I was 18

Have you ever told anyone your wrong age?

[smithy020]

yeah i often get asked if i'm only 18/19, and i just agree some times and there is the times when i went out when i was only 16. BAD boy.

would u ever add years to ur age to get somone now?

[musketeer]

not gulity - I'd be more likely to try to remove a few lol.


ever taken drugs?

[dicksbro]

Guilty ... aspirin, Tylenol, medical prescriptions ... things like that. :D

Ever take illegal drugs?

[Sharni]

Yep..

Have you?

[dicksbro]

Nope. No desire to, either.

Ever been fined for anything?

[musicman]

guilty - speeding ticket

ever baked a cake only to have it flop once it was out of the oven?

[osuche]

False. Never baked a cake.

Ever tried to have sex, only to have something flop out?

[imaginewithme]

False......Not that I can think of....

Have you recently ordered sex toys?

[smithy020]

false, never had the need for any,

Have u?

[SuzyQ]

False..but have some...

Have you ever emailed when you know the person would prefer a snail mail from you?

[smithy020]

guilty, I'm just too lazy to sit down and right a letter.

have u ever been given a love letter?

[SuzyQ]

guilty...best one I ever got was in grade 3 or 4...

Have you ever paid a bill by snail mail instead of on line, cause you wanted to keep the money longer?

[smithy020]

guilty......very much guilty

never been given a love letter....... :(

have u ever paid a CC bill using another CC? robbing peter to pay paul kinda thing

[imaginewithme]

Not guilty

Do you love to play card cames?

[dicksbro]

Guilty

Do you like cribbage?

[SuzyQ]

Guilty...

Do you like cabbage?

[dicksbro]

A little guilty ... :)

Do you like hot fudge on ice cream?

[SuzyQ]

GUILTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and marachino cherries..

Do you think chocolate is sex food?

[smithy020]

yeap, great to share and even better to lick off

have u ever use chocolate as a sex food

[SuzyQ]

guilty...

Have you ever used alcohol to seduce someone?

[smithy020]

guilty......but who can honestly say they haven't?

have u ever taken advantage of someone a little worse for wear?

[SuzyQ]

Guilty...but not for a long time...

Have you ever lusted after someone you know you could never have...

[smithy020]

guilty, wots the point lusting after only ppl u can 'get', where is the fun in that........

[smithy020]

have u had any form of sex in the last 24 hours

[SuzyQ]

Oh i have lusted after people I could "get"

have you?

[smithy020]

yeah but the point is was making was everyone must lust after the unreachable ones.........

have i had any form of sex?

guilty a little solo love about a hour ago

[dicksbro]

Guilty on the 24-hour ago loving.

Do you have anything to drink right now?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Not guilty.

Are you eating right now?

[osuche]

Guilty. Luch is some turkey rice soup and bread.

You?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

No, but lunch is sounding pretty good.

Do you eat often at your keyboard?

[osuche]

Yep :D Either at the keyboard or in front of customers. Both audiences can be somewhat unresponsive :D :D

Do you often eat lunch away from home?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Not guilty. Since I work at home most of the time, I just take about three steps and I'm in the kitchen. :D

Are you frightened of thunderstorms?

[osuche]

Not guilty.

Are you frightened of failure?

[WildIrish]

Not guilty...I LOVE them!

Oops...better learn to read faster or I'll look stupid! LMAO

Guilty...not often, but there are times the fear creeps in.

Have you ever returned a movie without rewinding?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Not guilty.

Do you believe in magic?

[musicman]

guilty - it's fun

do you think heaven actually exists?

[SuzyQ]

Guilty,

Have you ever wished you could have more sex?

[osuche]

VERY Guilty (Bless me Fther, for I have sinned...)

Have you ever taken measures to get more sex?

[denny]

Not guilty but I'm willing.
Does measuring it help? Promise?

[osuche]

Hmmm...I think t depends on the method you use to measure.

Ever thought about taking measures?

[denny]

Guilty.
Taking was just what I had in mind.

Ever dole out measures?

[SuzyQ]

guilty.....

Do you ever dress to attact a person sexually?

[SuzyQ]

Sorry attract....well attacking could have a part in this LOL

[Sharni]

Guilty

Do you?

[Lilith]

guilty although today I look like Peppermint Patty :p


Do you always wear sunscreen?

[denny]

Guilty.Put it on every single day and I have it at work to re-apply. Sun will eat your skin up.

Do you find the need to use extra lubricant during sex?

[imaginewithme]

Not guilty...not needed here.

Do you always use protection?

[AZRedHot]

Not guilty, since the Mr. had the old snip-snip done, but I carry condoms just in case. ;)

Have you ever said you were next in a long line when you weren't?

[Sharni]

On the odd time i spose *L*

Have you?

[dicksbro]

Don't remember "saying that" although probably 'guilty' because there have been a few times when friends/relatives have let us join them nearer the front of a line.

Have you ever been a witness in a trial?

[thereIam]

Not yet, but have been subpoenaed a time or three.

Ever been the defendant in a trial?

[Sharni]

Nope

Ever had a fetish?

[skyler_m]

guilty... on several counts

ever indulge someone else in a sexual interest that they had, but you weren't too into it?

[imaginewithme]

Not guilty---I am up for anything.

What about you? (good question)

[skyler_m]

Not guilty. Never really had anything suggested that I wasn't very eager to try. :D

(On a different route...) Have you ever been arrested?

[imaginewithme]

No, Thank GOD!!!! I would just die if I was.

Have you ever been pulled over for drinking & driving?

[Sharni]

Never...i don't drink and drive!

Have you?

[musicman]

been pulled over for RIDE checkups but nothing serious.....

have you ever paid for sex?

[SuzyQ]

not guilty...

Have you been paid for sex?

[Sharni]

Not Guilty

Would you ever pay for sex?

[musicman]

nope

would you?

[Sharni]

Not a chance

Would you ever be a prostitute?

[denny]

I never say never.

Would you?

[Sharni]

Most likly not...but one can never tell what the future holds eh

Would you ever cheat on a test?

[denny]

Not!

Would you ever cheat on Bilbo?

[Sharni]

Nope...he holds my heart

Would you ever wish for something you couldnt have?

[denny]

Guilty as charged.

Would you ever wish for something you shouldnt have?

[Sharni]

Guilty!!

Would you ever sing in public?

[dicksbro]

Only in a crowd. LOL.

Would you ever write a poem for a friends wedding?

[SuzyQ]

Nope..not creative enough...

Would you ever go to a wedding in which your ex was getting married?

[eliza261]

nope..
would u ever be in a rap video as one of the half dressed men or women?

[dicksbro]

Nope

Would you ever pose nude for an art class?

[thereIam]

Sure. As long as the artists were blind. :p

Would you run naked across a soccer field?

[musicman]

at night in the dark LOL

would you ever have sex in public with an audience?

[Sugarsprinkles]

I doubt it, but I've learned to never say "never"






Would you let yourself be filmed having sex?

[musicman]

maybe....if I can post here, i should be able to do that, right?

would you?

[denny]

I guess, as long as I controlled the distribution.

Would you?

[Sharni]

I have been filmed having sex...so Guilty

Would you ever put those films online?

[musicman]

probably only here if I did :D

would you?

[dicksbro]

Probably not ... but then, I never thought I'd post pictures, either.

Would you ever make a film for Pixies?

[denny]

So why would that be different, sounds like fun.

Would you ever star in a film for Pixies?

[musicman]

not sure.....hadn't thought about it

would you?

[osuche]

Probably not. Not guilty.

Have you ever intentionally "forgotten" to call someone?

[curvyredhead]

Guilty, but only when she was going to nag me!

Have you ever been accused of intentionally not calling someone (when it was an accident)?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Not guilty..........I'm usually the one who gets forgotten.




Have you ever stood someone up, intentionally or otherwise?

[musicman]

nope

have you ever cancelled totally last minute?

[osuche]

Yep. For both good and bad reasons.

Have you ever double-booked yourself socially?

[Sharni]

Not often...but have done it

Ever gone on a blind date?

[musicman]

guilty

ever dated someone named after food? (and yes I have)

[osuche]

Not guilty.

Ever dated someone named after a slang sex term or body part?

[dicksbro]

Not guilty.

Ever served dinner in the nude?

[musicman]

nope but sounds like a good idea.....

have you?

[osuche]

Yes. But I was dinner :D :hot:

Ever propositioned a stranger?

[musicman]

so - what are you doing later?

have you ever done it in front of others?

[Sharni]

Yep..i have

Have you?

[curvyredhead]

GUILTY! oh yes guilty!

Would you do it again?

[Sugarsprinkles]

I don't know, I've never done it before.





Ever been arrested?

[curvyredhead]

Not Guilty! Just lucky I guess! *watching for lightning*

Ever parked in a no parking zone?

[Sugarsprinkles]

yes




Ever park in a parking spot for the handicapped?

[SuzyQ]

Not Guilty, is one of my pet peve's..

Ever park in a no parking "fire zone" ?

[osuche]

Guilty. But only to drop something off/pick something up

Ever date a fireman?

[SuzyQ]

Nope..but if I did hope he would have a nice hose...

Have you ever had sex, and moaned a little louder cause you know someone could hear?

[osuche]

Guilty

Ever had sex and not cleaned up, intentionally letting yourself drip all day?

[SuzyQ]

Oh Very guilty...

Have you ever had anal sex?

[dicksbro]

Not guilty.

Have you ever spent money you shouldn't on something that wasn't necessary?

[WildIrish]

Originally posted by osuche
Guilty

Ever had sex and not cleaned up, intentionally letting yourself drip all day?

Ok, before I answer DB's question...I have to go on record as saying that's the sexiest fucking thing I've heard all day!

Ok, now back to the regularly scheduled topic.


Guilty...take the new car for example. I feel very guilty.

Have you ever spent the day in your jammies watching old movies?

[Lilith]

Guilty

Have you ever fired someone?

[WildIrish]

Guilty - Two people, but it was on my first day of work so there was no emotional attachment.

Have you ever succesfully defended a birdfeeder from a squirrel?

[Lilith]

guilty but if I tell ya the squirrel militia will get me


Have you ever confided in someone you hardly knew?

[WildIrish]

Can I plea bargain to a lessor offense? I mean, well, I posted my face in naked pictures on the internet, but have only really disclosed to those I know and like.

Have you ever just had a trustworthy feeling about someone?

[Lilith]

Guilty and I trust myself usually


Have you ever jay walked?

[WildIrish]

Guilty - I never walk in a crosswalk. Way I figure it, if I get hit by a car, I'm gonna get knocked out of the crosswalk! So I always walk a few feet outside of it hoping that I'll get knocked IN to it!

Have you ever double parked?

[osuche]

Guilty

Ever brought carry-out food home and tried to pawn it off as your own cooking?

[skipthisone]

Not - Guilty

Have you ever awoke in the middle of the night to find your hands have of their own conviction, ended up down your SO's pants?

[osuche]

I don't wear pants to bed, nor does he.

Have you ever worken up to find that you've drooled all over your SO in your sleep? :D

[skipthisone]

Cannot say I have....

Have you ever awoke to find yourself wet?

[osuche]

Yes. Frequently.

Have you ever awoken and masturbated before either peeing or brushing your teeth?

[skipthisone]

Isnt that what sleepy weekend days alone are for?

Have you ever had morning oral with last nights leftovers still coating your SO?

[osuche]

Yep. Then you don't need breakfast

Have you ever mixed food and sex...and realized (in the morning) you'd forgotten to eat all of it the night before?

[skipthisone]

Yes, have definatly been there.

Have you ever lost almost a whole day in bed with soneone?

[osuche]

Not in a *very* long time. Is that an invitation?

Have you ever lied to a lover about the number of sexual partners you've had?

[skipthisone]

Do not believe so.

Have you ever regretted any sexual encounter?

[osuche]

Had sme initial misgivings...but int he final analysis, no.

Have you ever had sex with a married person?

[denny]

Guilty.

Have you?

[SuzyQ]

Gulity...but in busy cities I never do...

Have you ever jay walked naked?

[Sugarsprinkles]

No, never.






Have you ever taken a shower with a member of your own sex?

[musicman]

only at the gym in high school but I don't think that's what you were asking

have you ever wanted to?

[Curious_Fem]

Yes, still do.

Do you always wear your seatbelt?

[musicman]

yes

do you like fast cars?

[Curious_Fem]

Guilty.

Do you like fast women? ;)

[musicman]

not really though that can be fun.....

do you like quickie sex?

[Curious_Fem]

Rarely.

Would you ever be intimate with a member of your own sex?

[musicman]

I've never completely ruled it out but probably not

would you?

[Curious_Fem]

Been there, done that. ;)

Have you ever lied about your qualifications on a job application?

[musicman]

nope

would you ever pretend to be something you're not?

[dicksbro]

Hee hee ... only on Halloween. :D :D

Would you ever put something in a resume that isn't true?

[musicman]

nope -

have you ever cleaned someone else's house?

[dicksbro]

Not all by myself, but I have helped a friend.

Have you ever made a cake?

[musicman]

yes

have you?

[dicksbro]

Yes, but it's been a long time.

Do you prefer cake or pie?

[way22hot]

I prefer pie ,but making cakes seem easier

do you prefer to cook or clean?

[SuzyQ]

not guilty..hate cooking and cleaning..but I am a Mom so what can I say

Have you ever confessed to someone and then wished you hadn't?

[denny]

Guilty.

Have you ever not confessed to someone and then wished you had?

[dicksbro]

Guilty, I'm sure, but I can't remember any specific tiime. :(

Have you ever aimed your car for a puddle in hopes you'd splash someone?

[thereIam]

Guilty. Isn't that great fun! :D :D :D

Have you ever manipulated someone for you own benefit?

[musicman]

not guilty

have you ever stolen a car?

[Sharni]

Not Guilty

Do you like music pre 70s?

[musicman]

guilty

do you like rap music?

[Sugarsprinkles]

No way, no how!!



Do you like classical music?

[Sharni]

A few select pieces...but as a rule no

Do you like Opera?

[denny]

Not guilty,but I love classical music.

Do you like jazz?

[FallenAngel5]

Guilty as charged.

Do you like techno?

[denny]

Not guilty.

Do you like r&b?

[FallenAngel5]

Not especially.

Are you a Britney Spears fan?

[denny]

Not guilty

Are you an Enrique Iglesias fan?

[FallenAngel5]

Occasionally, but not as a rule.

Do you follow politics?

[dicksbro]

I do to a degree, but when they start interrupting each other or blabbing on with nothing but party lines ... I quickly lose interest.

Do you?

[FallenAngel5]

Yes I do.

Do you have a foot fetish?

[dicksbro]

Not guilty. I like feet, but not quite to the fetish stage.

Do you like to have your picture taken?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Not especially, but will occasionally oblige.




Do you like taking pictures?

[rockintime]

Guilty, especially now that there are digital cameras (love instant gratification :D )


Have you had multiple parnter sex?

[dicksbro]

Not guilty ... except in fantasies. :D

Have you ever overcharged someone for something?

[FallenAngel5]

Not guilty.

Have you ever not told the cashier they gave you too much change?

[smithy020]

yeap, only and places that i dont go to that often,


would u ever try to pass faked notes?

[FallenAngel5]

I don't think I would have the balls to :)

Have you ever cried/lied to get out of a speeding ticket?

[dicksbro]

Not guilty

Have you ever wished you had more money?

[thereIam]

GUILTY!

Have you ever instigated an argument between coworkers?

[denny]

Guilty.

Have you ever instigated an sexual liaison between coworkers?

[thereIam]

Guilty.

Have you ever had sex with a co-worker?

[FallenAngel5]

guilty.

Have you ever had sex with a boss?

[thereIam]

Guilty.

Have you ever had sex while at work?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Not guilty.

Have you ever wished you could have sex with a boss?

[sweetseduction]

Not guilty
Have you ever had wild kinky sex outdoors?

[thereIam]

Guilty.

Have you ever been walked in on while having sex?

[sweetseduction]

Not guilty

Have you ever had phone sex with someone other than your S/O?

[FallenAngel5]

Guilty

Have you ever had sex with your best friend's s/o?

[sweetseduction]

Not Guilty

Have you?

[FallenAngel5]

Not guilty.

Have you ever had a same-sex experience?

[sweetseduction]

Not guilty..yet!!!!!!

Have you ever had a threesome?

[FallenAngel5]

Not guilty - though a MFM threesome is one of my favorite fantasies.

Have you?

[dicksbro]

Not guilty.

Ready for a spring picnic?

[smithy020]

not guilty. still to cold and rainy,

ever use a spring picnic to have outdoors sex?

[WildIrish]

Guilty - had picnic sex once...I'm getting too old for that now. ha ha

Have you ever picnic'd and forgotten the corkscrew?

[smithy020]

yeap, but i've learned u can use a small spoon to push the cork down the neck , or just bring champange!

[smithy020]

oh need to post a question damn!


would u ever...................streak at a sporting event?

[denny]

Only if the sport was Olympic orgy.

Have you ever had sex with a boss?

[dicksbro]

You mean like the wife? :D :D (I guess that's a guilty. ;))

Have you ever accidently left an x-rated picture when others could see it (who you didn't want to see it)?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Guilty, but, fortunately, I caught it first.

Do you skip breakfast on a regular basis?

[smithy020]

guilty, I'm not a morning person,

Do u have nap's or 40 winks more than 4 times a week?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

No, but, with a sleep disorder, it would be entirely feasible for me if I didn't take my medication.

Are you an organized person?

[smithy020]

nope, I lose everything, And u wouldnt even ask that question if u seen my room!!


have u ever more than u should just because it was a all u can eat buffet?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Probably have been guilty, although I can't remember exactly.

Have you ever said something was completed when it wasn't?

[smithy020]

yeap, I lied my way thru uni quite well, Well for the first couple of years.


have u had the pleasure of spending ages doing something only to find out the day it was meant to be in u had done the wrong thing?

[WildIrish]

Not guilty...I'm pretty anal about that stuff. I'm so paranoid of it!

Have you ever stayed late when it really wasn't needed?

[smithy020]

guilty, Almost every day,


have you ever...............spent the whole day in bed just because you could?

[FallenAngel5]

Guilty

Have you ever lied about the size of your... personal assets to get someone in bed?

[smithy020]

not that i can remember but i'm pretty honest, and wot i lack i make up in passion!

[smithy020]

have u ever had a one night stand and never had a return leg?

[WildIrish]

I'm proud to say...I've never left my leg at anyone's house. Come to think of it, I've never had anyone leave their leg at mine either. Is that good? Am I missing out on something? Now I feel deprived!

Have you ever totally misunderstood a question?

[FallenAngel5]

LOL - I'm guilty of that all the time...

Have you ever had a one-night stand?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Guilty.

Have you ever wanted to ask someone out but didn't?

[FallenAngel5]

Guilty.

Have you?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Not guilty. I'd be too shy to ask someone out, I think.

Do you like scary movies?

[FallenAngel5]

Hmm... guilty though they scare the shit out of me.

Do you?

[smithy020]

not really, much rather watch something to make me think a bit


would u watch a movie even thou everyone said it was rubbish just for the leading role, because they were hot?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Probably not. I'm much more into the plot.

Do you leave lights on in rooms you're not in, just to feel "safe" when home alone?

[FallenAngel5]

Only if they were one of my favorites.

Would you?

[FallenAngel5]

Ah my post was pre-empted! :)

Guilty of the lights question, I am a scaredy-cat.

Do you?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Sometimes.

Do you shred sensitive documents when throwing them away?

[FallenAngel5]

Not guilty... I throw nothing away! :)

Are you a pack rat?

[smithy020]

not guilty,



Are u?