Welcome Inn - An OOC Thread

[Tivboman]

Too late, Maid. TOO LATE!!!! :mad:

Now, you little sciver. Do some work!

Hiya, Chloe. Don't think I didn't notice you creep in. You got plenty of backlog to catch up on. (*Looking at the line outside the toilets*)

Good morning, everone, and who wants coffee, tea, orange juice???

[faerie_princess]

Tea over here!

[Tivboman]

One tea coming up, Faerie.

:)

[huntersgirl]

*pops in, takes a look around, makes mental note to come back again, when she can properly introduce herself*

[Maid of Marvels]

Thanks, Tib! I was going to come off break to do that, but I see you beat me to it. :D

what a guy! :love:

[Tivboman]

Before you go, Maid. The toilet needs some action.

Hiya, huntersgirl and welcome to the Inn.

[Maid of Marvels]

If you need a janitor, I would suggest you hire one. Remember, I'm a union gal and we don't do windows either. :p

And if you're just using that as an excuse to get me into the back room... *holding out my hand for a bonus*

[Spellcaster73au]

grabs a glass of scotch for myself and lights up a cigarette..

[Bestrafer Engel]

Originally posted by Spellcaster73au
grabs a glass of scotch for myself and lights up a cigarette..

*Thinks that sounds pretty good....Engel orders a glass of scotch,chilled, neat, waits for the machine to finish and lghts a red.....*

ahhhh

Hey Tib....you know using these little gadgets i had installed for you (free of charge I might add) you could have all your waitresses *ahem* attending to matters commencing in the restroom(s)....Line would move faster...and other such beneficial fringe effects.:devil:




Ich bin zurückgekommen
Rufen Sie mich Zerstörer an
Sie fallen vor meiner Klinge

[Tivboman]

Thanks, Engel. I agree that the waitresses (especially the Lazy One) should carry out these extra services. So thanks for installing these extra gadgets.

Now what would you like to drink?

[Maid of Marvels]

.

[Maid of Marvels]

:eek: :eek:

If I wasn't on break, I would object to that last statement. :p

[Tivboman]

Did someone say something?

:rolleyes:

[Maid of Marvels]

*dramatic sigh*

[Tivboman]

Ah! The weekend again.

:D

I wonder if anyone's around?

:fly:

[Maid of Marvels]

Do I count?

[Tivboman]

Depends on whether or not you are on your break.

[Tivboman]

To Maid of Marvels:

A BIG :bday: :bday2: :bday: !!!!! :D

:line:

:jump:

:moon::moon::moon::moon:

[Tivboman]

*LOL*

There you go. She is not even around for her birthday. Guess she can have the cake next year.

*Putting cake away*

Now who wants drinks?

[Maid of Marvels]

Originally posted by Tibvo
To Maid of Marvels:

A BIG :bday: :bday2: :bday: !!!!! :D

:line:

:jump:

Thank you for a lovely day yesterday, Tib. :love:

even if the singing telegram had the wrong name *sigh*

[Tivboman]

I'm glad that you enjoyed Saturday. :)

Now is there any chance you could just to a little bit of work? Just a little?

Who knows, you may even like it. :D

[Chloe]

OH! HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY WISHES MAID!

http://mywebpage.netscape.com/djboum14/6228.gif

[Chloe]

Hi Tib. :D

edited because I tried something that didn't work.


*goes for coffee*

[Maid of Marvels]

Thanks, Chloe!! It was a great day. :D

[Maid of Marvels]

Originally posted by Tibvo
I'm glad that you enjoyed Saturday. :)

Now is there any chance you could just to a little bit of work? Just a little?

Who knows, you may even like it. :D

Climbing into your lap, I scrub at an imaginary spot on the table. How's that?? :D *PROUD*

[Tivboman]

Originally posted by Chloe
Hi Tib. :D

edited because I tried something that didn't work.


*goes for coffee*

Hiya, Chloe.

Haven't seen you around for a while. :) You okay.

Oh, btw, the toilets needs cleaning. :p

[Maid of Marvels]

Oh, brother! :rolleyes:

See how he is? Give him a friendly greeting and he tries to put you to work. *sigh*

[Chloe]

Originally posted by Maid of Marvels
Oh, brother! :rolleyes:

See how he is? Give him a friendly greeting and he tries to put you to work. *sigh*

[Chloe]

I seem to have forgotten how to post here........:rolleyes:

I KNOW, Maid - he's awful! I don't kow HOW you put up with him!


;)

[Maid of Marvels]

A better question is: How does HE put up with ME??

*whispers* If I told you, he might just turn out looking like the nice guy he pretends to be. ;)

[Graybread]

Hiya kids, just stopping in for my bi-monthly beer.:cheers:

Drinks for everbody, Tibs buying.:cool:


Thanks Mate.

[Tivboman]

Originally posted by Graybread
Tibs buying.:cool:


*KOFF*

*CHOKE*

*WHEAZE*

I-I don't feel w-well. :(

[Maid of Marvels]

Lucky for you, I just made chicken soup -- but I need some help in the kitchen.

Oh, Honeeeeeeeeeeee....


Okay, Gray... I'll work on his cure while you grab the Sam Adams -- and maybe one or two of the girls as well. ;)

[Tivboman]

Oh the pain. THE PAIN!!!

:moon:

[Maid of Marvels]

SOUP not soAp!! *sigh*

What would you think if I said you were a bit puffy?? :rolleyes:

and cover up your butt, will you? People are looking. :(

[Tivboman]

Hi, everyone.

Treat me gently today. Stomach is still feeling sore. :(

[Maid of Marvels]

:p

You know I'm a gude cook. Stop that nonsense!

*pushing a BIGGER bowl in front of you*

[Tivboman]

Originally posted by Tibvo
Hi, everyone.

Treat me gently today. Stomach is still feeling sore. :(

I'm sorry! It appears that I had a few people worried with my previous post. I am okay and that I was referring to Maid of Marvels' chicken soap that she had made up.

:D

[Graybread]

Originally posted by Tibvo
Hi, everyone.

Treat me gently today. Stomach is still feeling sore. :(


See that's what happens when you eat chicken soap. Now try a bowl of her chicken soup. I hear she can 'conjure' up a mean vat of soup.

But if she starts chanting "toil and trouble, caldron bubble", step away quick.

[Maid of Marvels]

I told you he was not as innocent as he looks, but did you listen? NOOOOOO!!

*looking around for the chicken beaks*

[Tivboman]

No more soup or soap from her.

Believe me, Gray, it was chicken SOAP that she gave me at the last minute. You can't honestly believe that I would make such a stupid mistake?

[Graybread]

Chicken beaks?

Uh oh, she'll be throwing 'eye of newt', and 'wing of bat' in the vat next.

[Tivboman]

Exactly, Gray.

Anyone evil enough to add beaks, etc..., to her "soup" is evil enough to switch it with chicken SOAP.

I rest my case.

[Graybread]

So I assume those little round balls floating in the soup weren't matzah balls then?

Unless you keep matzah balls on your bathroom sink.

[Tivboman]

Exactly! :D

Now that I have a witness, do you think I can sue Maid's arse off??? :rolleyes:

Or at least have her dunked??? :rolleyes:

[Graybread]

Originally posted by Tibvo
Exactly! :D

Now that I have a witness, do you think I can sue Maid's arse off??? :rolleyes:

Or at least have her dunked??? :rolleyes:

Dunked, yes. I want to see that.:jump:

And you notice that she's not around to defend herself. Must be an addmission to guilt, I'd say.

"Everyone to the dunking pond. Let the festivities commence."

[Maid of Marvels]

It was not an admission of guilt -- I was on break. :p

*looking around for a giant cruller for dunking* Glazed, please.

[Tivboman]

Welcome everyone to the Inn's first dunking event. As you can see, we have managed to track down the infamous (and evil) Maid of Marvels and have tied her up to the Ye Olde Dunking Chair.

Mr Graybread has very kindly offered to be the Dunker for the evening while I will make sure that no jiggery pokery takes place.

Drum roll please!!!

*Sounds of 100s of drums rolling*

Mr Graybread, please proceed and dunk...

[Cheerleaders]

DROWN HER! DROWN HER! DROWN THAT MAID OF MARVELS!!!

RAH!! RAH!!! RAAAAHHH!!!

[Graybread]

Originally posted by Cheerleaders
DROWN HER! DROWN HER! DROWN THAT MAID OF MARVELS!!!

RAH!! RAH!!! RAAAAHHH!!!

Ah, the sounds of an enthusiastic crowd.

"Maid, have a seat please." (I'm such a polite dunker.)

Tib, warm up the soup, the water is chilly.

[Maid of Marvels]

Originally posted by Tibvo
Welcome everyone to the Inn's first dunking event. As you can see, we have managed to track down the infamous (and evil) Maid of Marvels and have tied her up to the Ye Olde Dunking Chair.

Mr Graybread has very kindly offered to be the Dunker for the evening while I will make sure that no jiggery pokery takes place.

Drum roll please!!!

*Sounds of 100s of drums rolling*

Mr Graybread, please proceed and dunk...

First of all, I am nefarious as well. (Or did you forget?)

Secondly, I thought you liked jiggery and pokery, Tib. :eek:

Thirdly -- Gray, do I get to wear my crown? And where's the kawfee for dunkin' the crullers? :D

[Tivboman]

Already there, Gray. I have some of Maid's chicken soap on the stove.

Now get that woman on that seat and let's get dunking.

[Graybread]

Originally posted by Tibvo
Already there, Gray. I have some of Maid's chicken soap on the stove.

Now get that woman on that seat and let's get dunking.

I don't know Tib, she brought crullers.:slurp: , and kawfee.


Aaaahhh, mind if we want till after our snack?:D


I promise though, later I'll get her on the seat.

[Maid of Marvels]

I am SO back (from break). What are you two like?? :eek:

You can both stop your happy dancin' now. Now... tell me some more about this dunkin' thing? ;)

[Tijev]

When is Maid gonna get dunked???

[Tivboman]

*Waking up*

She's finally back???

*Stretching*

Okay, Gray. Let's get the witch, I mean Maid, onto the seat.

*Hiding her crullers (who else but a witch would eat that stuff) and kawfee (sounds disgusting)*

[Maid of Marvels]

:eek: :eek: :eek:

[Graybread]

Stuffing down the last of the crullers and gulping my kawfee.

“Oh Maaaaiiid…………..your throne is ready your hinnyness.”

“Just have a seat………..this won’t hurt a bit,(chuckle) I promise.”

“Don’t mind these straps, there just to keep you on your throne.”;)

[Maid of Marvels]

*squinting*

But I'm on break... Besides, I'm making bean soap... erm... SOUP. BEAN SOUP.

I spoze it can wait. :D

[Tivboman]

That's it, Maiddie. That's a gude girl.

*Helping Maid onto the seat*

Let Mr Graybread tied you down so you won't fall off. We don't want you to hurt yourself would we?

:D

Now don't be afraid. Think of those annual showers you sometimes have. This is similar but so much more refreshing.

(Whisper: Ready when you are, Gray. ;))

[Bestrafer Engel]

I say proceed with the dunking!!:jedi: :hot:

THY PUNISHMENT IS AT HAND THOU SLACKER!!

*where did that come from?*

[Tivboman]

You heard the man.

Orf wif 'er head!!!!

[Maid of Marvels]

herherher

Gray's not around to do the dunkin' so you're out of luck. :p

*crossing my legs and finishing my kawfee*

[Tivboman]

So you have given poor Gray the Evil Eye have you?

Just because he dared to stand up for what he thought was right and true.

:eek:

Can I be the only one left to stand up the the tyranny of the evil entity known as "Maid of Marvels"???

Is there anyone that can help???

[Bestrafer Engel]

"I will come to thy aid against this comely tyrant know as Maid of Marvels."

*Picks up Maid by the collar of her uniform with one hand and hoists her up to his eye level.*

"Now beautiful but evil wench you shall pay for your crimes...may you be reborn...purified."

"Where is she to be dunked?"

[Tivboman]

Here *pointing to chair hanging over large pond with man-eating sharks in it*

Just strap her in and I will do the dunking.

:D

[Bestrafer Engel]

Originally posted by Tibvo
Here *pointing to chair hanging over large pond with man-eating sharks in it*

Just strap her in and I will do the dunking.

:D

Why not this cauldron

*gestures over to a truly enormous cauldron filled with seemingly innocent water.*

'Tis filled with water blessed by a priest. i think 'twould be ideal for this i think. what better way to ensure the cleansing of a spirit than this?

*so saying he ties Maid securely to a chair*

#whisper#If the circumstances were other than they are, this could become quite interesting Maid#

[Maid of Marvels]

*eyeing up the cauldron*

This gives a whole new meaning to home maid soup, doesn't it?

I just wanna know one thing. How did this even start? I only turned him into a newt once and he was cured.

Woe is me. *sog* *weep* *wail* and *moan*

[Bestrafer Engel]

Originally posted by Maid of Marvels

This gives a whole new meaning to home maid soup, doesn't it?

Woe is me. *sog* *weep* *wail* and *moan*


*after securing Maid to a chair i proceed to dunk her in the cauldron, only up to her chin*

[Graybread]

After watching Maid bob in the cauldrin for a bit.

"Hey, she's wearing a 'Mae West', no fair.

Oh wait, that not a Mae West, it's Maid's own built in life vest.":rolleyes:

[Tivboman]

Have you seen Maid's "built-in life vest"??? :eek: Once seen, never forgotten.

















In case you confused, gentle reader, just look at Maid's AV. ;)

[Tivboman]

*Walking in to check the place*.

Hi. Is anyone around???

[SuccubusKitty]

*sneaks in, grabs a quick cuppa and sneaks back out*

[Tivboman]

Sorry, lady, but no free cuppas.

Cough up or else.

[Chloe]

*creeps in hoping Tib won't see*

:fly: Mmm no one has such tasty flies!

[Tivboman]

Yep, Chloe. I see you with that cup of coffee.

Now cough up. ;)

*Holding out hand*

[SuccubusKitty]

*sneaks back in, slaps money on the counter and heads back out saying, "Damn working is a bitch, no time for much perving."*

[Tivboman]

I thought my Tib-sense told me something.

Hiya, Kitty, and what pervy drink would you like today?

*Blowing cobwebs off bar and coughing*

[SuccubusKitty]

Heya sweets. Umm....actually would you mind fixing me a nice stiff one tonight? your choice...i had a doozie of an evening

[Tivboman]

I'm sorry about that, Kitty. A really hard day huh?

One stiff one coming up.

*Handing over a neat _____**

*(Fill in the gap)

[SuccubusKitty]

Yeah but I been having a rough go of it even outside of work. I appreciate the drink. :)


Mind if I have another stiffy? ;)

[Tivboman]

Here, have two. ;)

Any plans for the weekend, Kitty?

[SuccubusKitty]

I plan on RELAXING!!! things are going well at home again and I have four days off from asking people where their emergencies are. I plan on having a little whipped cream wrestling with me and the hubby and this cute little blonde roomie we have (if she's amenable of course)

[faerie_princess]

*door creaks open*

Is it too late for some coffee?

Looks around at all the dust....

[Tivboman]

Never too late for a coffee, Faerie. If you are still interested. It is on the house since it is New Year.

So Happy New Year!!!

:line:

[faerie_princess]

Thanks alot!

Happy New Year to you too!!

[Spellcaster73au]

Enters quietly, finds a nice secluded table and lights up a cigarette as i drink my coffee...