Welcome Inn - An OOC Thread

[Maid of Marvels]

Ummm...

























Okay. :D

[Spellcaster73au]

Enters, grabs a coffee and heads to a table to sit and relax for awhile...

[Navarre]

Originally posted by Maid of Marvels
Ummm...


Okay. :D

*clipping her wings so she doesn't fly away*

[Maid of Marvels]

tsk tsk tsk

You know that no one can keep me from soaring, Mr. Destiny. (You might try sprinkling something on my tail though. ;) )

[Navarre]

*sprinkling salt on her tail*


(or honey)

[Graybread]

What's all this talk about tail sprinkling?:spank:

[Maid of Marvels]

You like this idea FAR too much, Gray. *squint* You know I'm a good girl...

As to the sprinkling, only if I get to drizzle something in return. :D

[Chloe]

*Pops in, waves to Maid, Gray, Henry, Nightfalk and Navarre. Grabs a beer and disappears.*

[Navarre]

I like the idea too Gray! :D


*eyes the Maid and smiles*

[Maid of Marvels]

Hiya, Chloe!

No gangin' up on me! Besides... I'm in the Union and I'm on break. :D

[Navarre]

Hi Chloe.


*follows Maid into the back room*

[Maid of Marvels]

*looking over my shoulder* :eek:

[Navarre]

*knowing what her heart really desires*

:spank:

[Navarre]

*
damned double post

[Maid of Marvels]

You're a naughty man, Navarre. VERY naughty. :p











That would be spelled: D-E-L-I-C-I-O-U-S ;)

[Navarre]

And you know you'd love it. ;)

[Graybread]

Originally posted by Maid of Marvels
You like this idea FAR too much, Gray. *squint* You know I'm a good girl...

As to the sprinkling, only if I get to drizzle something in return. :D

Was that a *squint* or a *wink*?;)

A drizzle? Caramel or maple?


Was that Chloe that flew through here?

[Maid of Marvels]

Maybe a squink?

Oooh... can we alternate? And chocolate, please. Gotta have chocolate.

Yes... she flew off before Navarre could do any wing clipping or tail sprinkling. (smart gal)

[Graybread]

Yes chocolate and peanut butter.

"Heaven, I'm in Heaven."

More please.:spin:

[Nightfalke]

*watches Navarre chase Maid around the inn with a paddle in one hand and a bottle of maple syrup in the other*

Ummm...

*Looks down at his empty beer glass*

I think I've had enough. Can I get a glass of water?

[Maid of Marvels]

Hiya, Nightfalke! How are you?

Yeah... can you imagine someone doing something like that to me? :eek: Paddles and maple surple! :D

[Spellcaster73au]

Grabs a cup of coffee for myself and heads back out....

[Tivboman]

:eek:

Just read the posts since my last visit.

Maid! I know I have been begging you to some actual work, but to turn this into a Fetish Comparison Club????

:eek:

Eckythump! I need a drink!!!

(Hiya, everyone!)

[Maid of Marvels]

Hey! While the Tib's away -- the Maid will play! :D

And who said anything about a fetish?

Maybe Wooster can get you a drink. :rolleyes:

[Vibro repairman]

Pushes the door open and steps inside.

Hiya folks. New to the neighbourhood. A certain someone brought this place to my attention Winks at Maid of Marvels. (another erotic story sight to occupy my time, just what I need...) :)

Finds a quiet table and settles down, to look over the menu.

[Spellcaster73au]

Enters, grabs a cup of coffee , takes a seat at a table and lights up a cigarette...

[Tivboman]

Hey! Where is everyone???

[Spellcaster73au]

Hiya Tib , hows things going for you?

[Tivboman]

Hiya, Henry.

I'm fine. Though looking forward to the weekend.

You?

[Graybread]

I'm here. I think....wait, let me check.........yup, I'm here.:D

[Graybread]

Hey Tib, I don't suppose you Brits celebrate Thanksgiving do you?

I mean, it was group of religious freedom seekers escaping the hard handed English church that started the whole Thanksgiving thing in the first place.

But it's ok, I'll eat a drumstick and think about you.

Happy Thanksgiving everyone. Even you Brits, Canadians, and Australians.

[Spellcaster73au]

Originally posted by Tibvo
Hiya, Henry.

I'm fine. Though looking forward to the weekend.

You?

Tib good to hear......

im not doing too bad......

[Tivboman]

Damn! It's dusty in here. Clearly Maid has not been doing her job.

*Shaking head*

*Taking the advert out of my pocket, I stick on the notice board.

"Calling all Players! Calling all Players!

New Xmas thread starting this week and players are need.

To apply: PM Tibvo."

'I then start to clean up the place, ready for the punters to arrive.*


Pulling out a cloth, I start to clean*

[Tivboman]

I see that Maid forgot to open up again. :(

We are going to be bankrupt at this rate. :(

*Going over, I help myself to a beer and sits down*

[Spellcaster73au]

Enters, grabs a cup of coffee for myself before taking a seat at a table........

[Chloe]

*Bursts in loaded down with bags and packages*


A drink......I need a drink, please.


*THUD*

[Spellcaster73au]

Hi Chloe.....would you like a coffee or something stronger?

[Chloe]

*picking myself up off the floor - dusting myself off*


Oh Henry - you're a life-saver - coffee and something stronger would be perfect - perhaps together.

[Eros]

*walks in the door just in time to see a very leggy blonde hit the floor and packages and bags scatter everywhere*

Oh my God...Miss? Are you alright? Here, let me help you with those.

*starts trying to gather all of her spilled purchases together*

[Chloe]

Oh - thank you Eros *blushing furiously* Can I buy you a drink? *turning to Henry* Henry, too?

*trying to straighten my clothing - hair and reputation*

[Eros]

*sitting all the bags on the nearest table*

As a matter of fact, yeah..that'd be great, thanks.

*brushing a bit of stray blonde hair out of her face*

[Tivboman]

LOL!

Looks like everyone is out Christmas shopping!!

:D

Hiya, Henry, Chloe and Eros.

Here, have a drink on the house to quench your thirsts.

[Chloe]

Thanks Tib - I'm getting tipsy. I think it's exhaustion as much as your excellent booze.


*smiles at Eros as he tucks that stray strand behind my ear*

[Spellcaster73au]

Hiya Tib and thanks...

Like the new av Chloe.....


*grabs a cup of coffee for myself, takes a seat and wonders if i can kick my writing off at this site or not*

[Eros]

*smiles back at Chloe*

Here, have a seat, Miss....? *pulls out a chair*

What are you drinking? I'll get it from the bar for you.

[Tivboman]

You are allowed to get tipsy at Christmas (well it is almost Christmas).

Love the nodding Santa. :D

[Chloe]

A bloody caeser please Eros. *smiling gratefully up*


He's "ho-ho-ho-ing" Tib - :rolleyes: Thank you for noticing. :D

[Spellcaster73au]

Enters, grabs a coffee and quietly leaves........

[Tivboman]

My pleasure, Chloe and hiya, Henry.

We need more people for Piffles. Either of you interested?

[Chloe]

Originally posted by Tibvo
My pleasure, Chloe and hiya, Henry.

We need more people for Piffles. Either of you interested?

Who - or should I say WHAT (I've been following the thread:D ) -do you need?

[Spellcaster73au]

Originally posted by Tibvo
My pleasure, Chloe and hiya, Henry.

We need more people for Piffles. Either of you interested?


Hiya Tib......im my own worst critic and am not wanting to let down an established thread......

[Tivboman]

Originally posted by Chloe
Who - or should I say WHAT (I've been following the thread:D ) -do you need?

LOL Sorry for the delay but have been busy.

Be anything you like :D

[Spellcaster73au]

Enters, grabs a coffee for myself and takes a seat at one of the corner tables.....

[Tivboman]

Morning, Henry.

Having the usual I see. :)

[Chloe]

Originally posted by Tibvo
LOL Sorry for the delay but have been busy.

Be anything you like :D


Okay - give me a day......I'll get to it as soon as I can.


:)

Hi Henry - can't stop...sorry.

[Chloe]

Sorry Tib - I'll have to pass on the Piffles. :( Don't cut me off the pay roll tho', I'll be ready for more soon. :D

[Tivboman]

No problem, Chloe. Thanks for trying (and I will hold you the payroll part ;)).

[Spellcaster73au]

Enters, grabs a coffee for myself and takes a seat at a table in the corner.....

[Tivboman]

*Coming in from my night's work of delivering presents*

Woa! Glad that is over. *Wiping brow* I'm sure that there are more kids on this planet than ever.

Anyway, just came in to wish everyone a

A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS/HOLIDAY!!!

:D:D

[Tivboman]

Good morning, everyone.

Just popping in for an orange juice.

[Spellcaster73au]

Grabbing a cup of coffee and leaving fresh coffee brewing ....

Happy New Year everyone....Hope its a great and prosperous one.....

[Tivboman]

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

:D :D :D :D

[Tivboman]

I have just spent a week and a bit with Maid of Marvels and just had a lovely Christmas and New Year.

Thank you, Maid. :D :D :D :D

Oh I know you don't do too much work here with all your breaks getting in the way, but you can have a week off on me!

[Tivboman]

*Popping in (British branch)*

Just got back from my hols in America and now I need to relax.

Barkeep! Drink please!

[Tivboman]

Whoops. I'm the barkeep aren't I? :o

[Maid of Marvels]

I might consider coming off break long enough to get you a drink. :D

Though I AM wondering why you need a break after spending only eleven days with me?? What would you be like if it were longer? :rolleyes:

It was lovely, wasn't it? Thank you. :love:

[Spellcaster73au]

Enters, grabs a cup of coffee to go and leaves again....

[Tivboman]

Originally posted by Maid of Marvels
I might consider coming off break long enough to get you a drink. :D


FAINT!

[Maid of Marvels]

No... I think you meant:

SWOON!

and grovel and worship and adore and and and...

[Graybread]

Barkeep a beer please.

Welcome back Tib.

[Tivboman]

No, Maid. Definitely a "FAINT". Only women swoon.

Hiya, Gray. How did you Xmas go?

[Tivboman]

*Coming in and slumping at bar*

Hi everyone!

[Graybread]

Hiya Tib.

Christmas was Christmas, same as always

Heard the chicken soup was good.

[Tivboman]

Chicken soup???

:confused:

Oh! THAT's what she calls it! :(

[Spellcaster73au]

Enters, grabs a cup of coffee and takes a seat at a table in the corner.....

[Maid of Marvels]

Originally posted by Tibvo
Chicken soup???

:confused:

Oh! THAT's what she calls it! :(

Uh huh. And I made chicken soup, too. :rolleyes:

[Graybread]

Originally posted by Tibvo
Chicken soup???

:confused:

Oh! THAT's what she calls it! :(

Hmmm....well ok. I hear that Maggie adores you anyway.:banner:

[faerie_princess]

*walks in and scans the room. goes to sit at a corner table*

coffee please!

[Spellcaster73au]

Originally posted by faerie_princess
*walks in and scans the room. goes to sit at a corner table*

coffee please!


Hi and Welcome faerie_princess.....feel free to call me Henry...

serves a cup of coffee to you with a smile......

[Maid of Marvels]

Hiya everyone!

Welcome faerie_princess! Put your feet up and make yourself at home. You're among good company -- as you are anywhere at Pixie's. :D

Gray -- Litigation is beginning soon for alienation of affection. I'm suing that little hussy. Wait til you see the pics! *sigh*

[Bestrafer Engel]

*walks into the inn and quickly surveys the place, picks a corner and sits in the booth, back to the wall. instead of ordering he pulls a bottle of Jack Daniels Whiskey and a bottle of aged Scotch and a glass from his trenchcoat. He mixes the two evenly and after having a few sips from his glass he lights a Marlboro and settles in to watch the people and get quietly drunk.*

(wonders in an idle way whether anyone will sit and talk to him)

[Maid of Marvels]

Hiya, Bestrafer Engel. Interesting name. Does your appearance here mean that you are contemplating roleplay?

Luckily you caught me right before my break. ;)

[Bestrafer Engel]

(thank you, do you know what it translates to? yes i have always been into roleplay)

*he looks around the room at the people running thier meaningless errands and sighs. he pours himself another glass and lights another cigarette. he nods towards the liquor as he pulls out a second glass For the Maid who just adressed him*

[Spellcaster73au]

Enters , grabs a cup of coffee for myself and takes a seat at a table in the corner.....

[faerie_princess]

*sipping coffee, wondering whats going on*

[SuccubusKitty]

*walks in and looks around to see what kind of watering hole she has stumbled into, then heads to the bar and takes a seat and pulls out her latest fantasy novel to read while waiting for someone to take her order*

[Tivboman]

And do my eyes deceive me? Is that Maid? Working???

Hiya, Bestrafer Engel, faerie_princess and SuccubusKitty.

Welcome to the Inn.

And what drinks would you like???

[Tivboman]

Originally posted by Graybread
Hmmm....well ok. I hear that Maggie adores you anyway.:banner:

We did get on okay. *Chuckle*. Maid was a little miffed though. *More chuckling*.

[Maid of Marvels]

You are an evil, evil man Tibvo. Reinventing the term "doggie style" in a way most would never have dreamed. *sigh*

It's not right. It's just NOT right.

Love,
Jane

PS Nice vine, Tarzan. ;)

[Tivboman]

Hmmm.

Who said YOU are Jane???

[Maid of Marvels]

I did. Maggie can't swing on vines like I can. ;)

[Yoc]

I thought you were my 'Jane'. Not Tib's.

[Maid of Marvels]

Well you do have a bigger vine... :D

[Yoc]

That's what I have been told (with awe in their eyes).

[Spellcaster73au]

Enters, grabs a cup of coffee and takes a seat at a table in the corner.....

[Bestrafer Engel]

decides to begin reading Wolves of the calla, as he pours a third glass of whiskey/scotch, adn lights yet another cigarette


(anyone who likes roleplay, check the Final Fantasy/Dungeons & Dragons thread I have just started.)

[Spellcaster73au]

enters, grabs a cup of coffee and leaves quietly....

[SuccubusKitty]

Thanks for the welcome hon. :) I could absolutely kill for a peanut butter fudge ice cream shake if you got one dear. If not, a nice cuppa Earl Grey will be fine.

[Maid of Marvels]

Bestrafer, I know the title but have read none of the Dark Tower books. I do understand King re-released Gunslinger with extras for those who are only just starting to read the series. (It's my understanding he wrote the original when he was 19 or something.)

Kitty -- couldn't you do with both? I've been known to have a cup of coffee on the side while having ice cream. Tibvo, on the other hand, has ANOTHER dish of ice cream waiting in the wings while he eats the first. :D

Peanut butter fudge shake puts me in mind of Tin Roof without the lumps. Yummy.

Good to see both of you back. I have to hurry and get back on break before Tib thinks I'm working or something. :rolleyes:

[Spellcaster73au]

enters, grabs a cup of coffee and takes a seat at a table in the corner....pulls out a cigarette and lights it......

[SuccubusKitty]

You know I never thought of it like that, but I guess it is Tin Roof without the lumps.
Sure why not both...then if I get brain freeze I can have a sip of tea. :) Why don't you have one too? I'm buying.

[Bestrafer Engel]

Indeed Maid, I am also reading From a Buick 8 by the same fella, simultameously, King is a superb writer,and I have always enjoyed his work.

[Chloe]

*Runs in to grab a drink*


I thought it was about time I changed my AV. ......Santa's l'il helper was getting tired. :D



Hope everyone's well and happy.

[Graybread]

Originally posted by Chloe
*Runs in to grab a drink*


I thought it was about time I changed my AV. ......Santa's l'il helper was getting tired. :D



Hope everyone's well and happy.

But I liked Santa Baby's little helper.:bj:

Who's running this place? I need a drink.:cheers:

[Tivboman]

Here's your drink, Gray and how are you? Long time no speak.

And Chloe, after seeing your AV, can I become the Chloe's Little Helper? ;) How are you, btw?

[Chloe]

Originally posted by Tibvo
Here's your drink, Gray and how are you? Long time no speak.

And Chloe, after seeing your AV, can I become the Chloe's Little Helper? ;) How are you, btw?

I'm nursing a buggered back - apart from that I'm fine - thanks. How are you?

I'd be honoured to have you as my helper but from the looks pf me all I need is help to get on my feet. :D


Gray - I felt she'd - um - worked long enough. Santa just wasn't up to it. :)

[Tivboman]

You weren't jumping off the wardrobe onto the bed again where you (and missed). :eek:

No wonder your back is poor.

And poor Santa - no wonder if he wasn't up to it - most blokes wouldn't be if they had to do it morning, noon and night for a month. :(

Seriously: sorry about your back. I know how you feel. :(

[Graybread]

Thanks for the drink Tib.

Maybe we should team up on Chloe, give her a nice massage, inside and out.:3:

[Chlooe]

:D <<<<< happy grin.

[Chloe]

Originally posted by Chlooe
:D <<<<< happy grin.


Silly bitch - she's impersonating me.

:moon:

[Chloe]

Originally posted by Graybread
Thanks for the drink Tib.

Maybe we should team up on Chloe, give her a nice massage, inside and out.:3:


Thanks for the kind words Tib and thanks you GB for the offer.

:kiss: to both.

[Graybread]

Originally posted by Chloe
Silly bitch - she's impersonating me.

:moon:

Not to worry dear, I know exactly who you are.:sex:

[faerie_princess]

*walks up to the bar*

hot water with lemon please, its a little cold out!

[Spellcaster73au]

enters quietly, grabs a cup of coffee and takes a seat at a table in the corner......

[Chloe]

Originally posted by Graybread
Not to worry dear, I know exactly who you are.:sex:

You recognised my butt??? :o :bj:

Hi f_p and Henry

[Graybread]

Originally posted by Chloe
You recognised my butt??? :o :bj:




:D It's such a lovely butt, I would recognise it anywhere.:hump:


faerie_princess, nice to met you.

Henry, I see you hiding over in the corner, how are you doing?

[Spellcaster73au]

Huggs Chloe....

Hiya Graybread , im not doing too bad thanks...


Hope you are both doing well....

[Tivboman]

Originally posted by Chlooe
:D <<<<< happy grin.

So from the Book of the Great Joey (FRIENDS), "How are you doing?" ;)

[Tivboman]

BTW, hiya chloe, gray, faerie (I am just bringing your drink over) and Henry.

How were your weekends? :)

[Graybread]

Hiya Tib.

How come you're waiting tables?

Where's all the help?

[Tivboman]

Hiya, Gray and what do you think?

She is having another blasted break!!!

:rolleyes:

[Tivboman]

Henry, I have to know.

Is that you sucking that willie? If so, I find you disturbingly attractive. :(

[Chloe]

Originally posted by Tibvo
So from the Book of the Great Joey (FRIENDS), "How are you doing?" ;)

I don't get it...................:confused:


Any how I'm doing great thanks. Buggered my back but it's getting better. :69:

:line: See? Exersize helps.

[Tivboman]

Originally posted by Chloe
I don't get it...................:confused:


Any how I'm doing great thanks. Buggered my back but it's getting better. :69:

:line: See? Exersize helps.

Sorry, Chloe. Let me explain.

When Joey (from the sitcom FRIENDS) tries to chat up a newcomer, he says "How are you doing?" Since Chlooe is a newbie, I tried to do the same thing. ;)

Chlooe is a newcomer - isn't she?
:o

[Chloe]

Oh - that's right. You're English - you still watch that crappy show.


*runs away quickly*

Chlooe doesn't have a clue-y. :p

[Southern Charm]

*bumps into Chloe as she comes in the door*

Sorry.

*quickly scurries over to a table in the darkest corner of the room and sits quietly to work the crossword puzzle in the daily newspaper*

Waiter!? Can I get a Guinness? And a 7 letter word for Dick?

[Tivboman]

Hiya, Charm. Long time no see.

Here is your guiness and a 7-letter word for 'Dick' is 'Richard'.

:D

[Tivboman]

Originally posted by Chloe
Oh - that's right. You're English - you still watch that crappy show.


*runs away quickly*

Chlooe doesn't have a clue-y. :p

LOL

I don't actually.

Watched up to Series 4 or 5 and then Sky One lost interest so I never watched it after that. I know that the last series is just starting over here.

[SuccubusKitty]

*Comes in and sits at the bar with her book*

[Bestrafer Engel]

*gets about halfway through wolves, and closes the book, pulls outs a GBA and begins playing Final Fantasy Tactics Advance. *:hot: :jedi:

[Tivboman]

Hiya, SuccubusKitty and Bestrafer Engel.

Welcome to the Inn.

Now, if you are very quiet, you may be able to see the very rare lesser-spotted Maid of Marvels. A very creature , this animal is rarely seen doing anything other than its favourite pasttime - sciving.

Now, shhh now. I think we may be lucky. I can hear something...

*listening*

*watching*

[Tivboman]

I can hear something.

Quiet now.

[Maid of Marvels]

*stretch*

Hiya, everybody! Just coming off break (I'm a Union Girl *PROUD*)

By the way, Tibvolicious... aren't I due for a holiday or something?? :D

[Tivboman]

And there it is. :D

*Loud whisper*

The Lesser-Spotted Maid of Marvels. See how she preens and struts around.

And you have to be careful about making loud noises

or saying the words 'do some work'

[Maid of Marvels]

*chuckle*

You know you're crazy bout me. Get over it. :love:

[Tivboman]

*Loud whisper*

As you can see, it tawks to itself too.

Now here is the test.

When I say 'Do some work', it will either do one of two things.

(1) It will run away.

(2) Totally ignore what you just say.

Here goes.

*Clearing throat*

"Do some work!"

[Maid of Marvels]

Did you hear something? *climbing onto Tib's lap*

Feels good to relax with you every now and again. :D

[Tivboman]

*Very soft whisper*

As you can see, it has opted to ignore the order and has instead adopted the little puppy stance and has climbed on my lap

Of course, here, it may revert to its more primitive state which is falling asleep.

[Maid of Marvels]

You know... you almost sound like that Croc Hunter guy. :eek:

*snuggling in* Your lap IS, after all, my favorite perch. ;)

[Tivboman]

LOL

You will do anything to get out of work.

Here - *throwing Maid a cloth*

Clean some tables up and get the empties.

*Going over to sofa and having a lie-down*.

[Maid of Marvels]

*catching the cloth and looking at your watch*

Wow! How time does fly.

Break time!! :D

[SuccubusKitty]

My goodness Tibvo! You were right. But if at all possible could I get a cuppa before you go lie down, since Maid is on break again?

[Graybread]

Hmmm, looking at the previous AV. Wondering if I should change my name to ‘bus.’?:bj:



Heading for the patio, to have a cup of Kawffee with Maid.

(we do have a patio, don’t we, right beside the pool?):cool:

My car died today, so I'm home from work.:jump:

[Bestrafer Engel]

*puts his GBA down, looks around at the mess on the tables and the people waiting for drinks, pulls out his cell phone and makes a call.

half an hour laterabout two dozen utterly nondescript figures walk in and over to Bestrafers table, he talks to them briefly and they set out a few cleaning up a few bringing drinks, but about half of them begin installing small electronic devices in the bar and tables.

all this time people keep looking at the figures trying to determin whether thay are male or female at least, and those who look closely enought notice that they have no facial features. They ignore everything said by the patrons except drink orders, which they bring to the proper person quickly.*

[Southern Charm]

[i]
all this time people keep looking at the figures trying to determin whether thay are male or female at least, and those who look closely enought notice that they have no facial features. They ignore everything said by the patrons except drink orders, which they bring to the proper person quickly.* [/B]

Brilliant...and OH so true. Are these like Oompa Loompa's Tib? Should I call immigrations about your retaining illegal immagrants from LoompaLand for cheap labor? :)

*grabs one of the faceless by the back of the shirt and pulls out a pen and draws him/her a HIM face* I'll have another Guinness....uh....Martin. *smiles sweetly*

[SuccubusKitty]

Maybe you should Graybeard ;)


*stares around at all the busy-ness happening with the faceless ones.* thinking...."What in the world are they installing under the tables? Oh, well, I guess I will find out later. I just hope the bar doesn't blow up or something."

*Motions for one of the faceless to refill her tea.*

[Bestrafer Engel]

The faceless one Doesnt answer, but points out a small console on the table, with a slightly larger metal plate in the center of the table.(now each table has an identical device) the faceless one silently shows SuccubusKitty how the cntrols work, then sets the teacup on the metal plate and saps a short simple code into the console, and the teacup dissapears, he types another and an identical cup appears filled with tea. the faceless holds the cup out as a tiny tendril of steam rises from the liquid within.

[Bestrafer Engel]

*taps a code into the console in his own table, and a tall triple chocolate fudge milkshake materializes on the plate. he calmly picks it up and begins drinking it and making small apreciateive sounds.*

[Spellcaster73au]

enters , grabs a cup of coffee for myself and takes a seat at one of the tables in the corner....

[Bestrafer Engel]

They're not oompaloompas, Kitty, they're my own creation, I call them the faceless ones, they're androids who do my bidding. ilkl donate a few if youd like, they can perform almost any task you can think up for them from taking the trash out to rewiring your house, to constructing a working coldfusion reactor. quite useful they are.

[SuccubusKitty]

Neat trick! Now we don't have to worry if Maid's on break any more.

*Settles into her new cup of tea and hopes she can remember how to work the dang thing next time she needs a refill*

[Bestrafer Engel]

"Not a problem kitty, theyre also voice activated."

[faerie_princess]

*HMM.... Looking confused*

Well i guess i'll figure it out if I want more hot water.

[Bestrafer Engel]

ts easy, touch the red icon, and say clearly what you want, and it maerializes on the metal plate.
simple,neh?

[Tivboman]

Originally posted by SuccubusKitty
My goodness Tibvo! You were right. But if at all possible could I get a cuppa before you go lie down, since Maid is on break again?

At last! I am BELIEVED!!!

Seeing that one of the Faceless One's has already got you a cuppa, I just going off in the TARDIS. The Doctor's just popped in to take me to Oompaloompa. Does anyone else need a lift?

[SuccubusKitty]

lol....of course you are believed dear...I went back and did some research and it showed that Maid does do some work, but not much. Of course with her being Union and all I can understand.

*looks puzzled*
But if you didn't want a girl that was Union why did you hire Maid?

[Spellcaster73au]

enters, grabs a glass of scotch for myself and takes a seat at a table in the darkened corner.....pulling out my cigarettes i light one and relax a little more..

[Tivboman]

Originally posted by SuccubusKitty
lol....of course you are believed dear...I went back and did some research and it showed that Maid does do some work, but not much. Of course with her being Union and all I can understand.

*looks puzzled*
But if you didn't want a girl that was Union why did you hire Maid?

Because she said she would work for me free. :(

[Maid of Marvels]

I came to this job fully expecting an increase in play. PAY!! I meant PAY! :rolleyes:

Kitty, there are few places Tib can get to without me. (It's not easy walking with my arms wrapped around his ankles. :D )

[SuccubusKitty]

Hehe...ahh. I begin to see.

*refills her own cup of tea and looks thoughtful.*























Tib I think she needs a raise and more breaks.

[Tivboman]

Originally posted by SuccubusKitty
Hehe...ahh. I begin to see.

*refills her own cup of tea and looks thoughtful.*

Tib I think she needs a raise and more breaks.

*Splutter*

*Choke*

*Cough*

*Gasp*

*Wheeze*

M-m-more breaks. A p-p-p-p-p-p-payrise???? :eek:

[Maid of Marvels]

:D

:love:

[Tivboman]

"I....need....a....doctor!"

*Feeling my entire life force ebbing at such a shock, I slowly slump to the ground.*

"Help me....help....me."

[Maid of Marvels]

*perching on your chest*

Looks like this calls for some good old fashioned mouth-to-mouth, oh Tibvolicious One! :love:

[Tivboman]

*SPLUTTER*

AIR!! AIR!!!

[Maid of Marvels]

You tawk funny. You mean: HERE!! HERE!!

Okay. :D WHERE?? WHERE?? *wiggle*

[Graybread]

A Sam Adams please.

Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t see you two……..doing whatever it is that your doing there there.
Or as Maid says, “Here Here,” and I might add a “Bravo” of my own.

I’ll get the beer myself and just watch if ya don’t mind. You two just keep doing whatever it is you’re doing. Chest sitting, is that what you call it? Looks interesting.

[Maid of Marvels]

:D :D :D

Yup. Chest sitting -- a variation of my infamous *POUNCE*

*PROUD*

and he LIKES it, too *nodding sagely*

[Chloe]

*looks around on entering*


Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..................


Self-serve to-day? :D


*Averts eyes from MoM and Tib in the corner.* :eek:

[Graybread]

Hiya Chloe. Grab a drink and come sit with me. We can watch Maid and Tib.

It might get interesting.:viking:


Ya never know what ya might see.:grope:

[Chloe]

Hello Oh breaded one, scooch over........


:hump: :bj: Not much going on yet. Oh well.:cheers:

[Graybread]

Scooching......

Yeah, you're right, they aren't doing much. (My chin in my hand).

None of this.:sex:

or this.:hump:

nor even any of this.:bj: or:69:

What say we have another drink and see what happens.:cheers:

[Maid of Marvels]

:eek: Now I'm shocked! Appalled! Flabbergasted, even!

*looking down at Tib*

There goes my reputation. See? I told you you'd be the ruination of me yet, you seducer of innocent wimmin. *sigh*

[Tivboman]

*Lifting head up over bar*

Hiya, Chloe, Gray.

*Then I see Maid sitting on top of some guy's chest with what looks like a terrified expression on his face*

What are you up to, Maid? Stop taking your break and leave that poor punter alone.

:eek:

(You really didn't think that was me Maid was sitting on did you? ;))

[Chloe]

Pssssst! They think they can fool us!

:bj:

Bwahahaha!

Urm - carry on carrying on you two......don't mind us.

:hump: :bsex: :3: :69:

[Tivboman]

Originally posted by Chloe
Pssssst! They think they can fool us!

:bj:

Bwahahaha!

Urm - carry on carrying on you two......don't mind us.

:hump: :bsex: :3: :69:

What are you implying, Chloe? :cool:

Hmmm. BTW: We are looking for a bog cleaner for the toilets here at the Inn. I am told that you are highly qualified. :p

[Chloe]

Oh No! Not toilets again.:eek: :mad:




:ahole:



:D

[SuccubusKitty]

Maid? CPR would almost be considered work couldn't it?

[Maid of Marvels]

Way to go, Chloe! You know how HE is. Foil his plans and he sends you off to the loo to muck it out. *sigh*

But don't worry... we've hired someone to do that nasty job. He's around here somewhere (probably on break -- I hear he's a union guy. :D )

Kitty, it is INDEED work and worthy of an extra special bonus, too. :D :D :D

*looking down at Tib* You are soooo caught out. :p

[Tivboman]

Bah to all this.

This thread shouldn't be called the Welcome Inn, it should be called the Scivers' Den!

[Tivboman]

Maid, I keep telling you.

That's not me you are looking at. But some Hollywood stunt man who has been hired to be my double.

[SuccubusKitty]

I may be on Maid's side here, but I at least I continue to come here for my cuppa when i need one :) You should be happy for the business. ;)

[Tivboman]

Very true, SK. However, just for you, I will charge double!

:hot:

[Maid of Marvels]

*sigh*

You're an evil, evil man, Tibvo. Rotten to the core.

This one's on the house, Kitty. ;) I'll take care of Mr. Management.

[Spellcaster73au]

enters, grabs a vodka and orange for myself before taking a seat at one of the corner tables

[SuccubusKitty]

Thanks Maid :) I knew I could trust you honey.

[Tivboman]

Hmmm. This is getting far too friendly for my liking.

Maid, you are not thinking of restarting WOW are you?

[SuccubusKitty]

WOW? Never heard of it. Of course I could go for another cuppa Tib even if you wanna charge me double. ;)

[faerie_princess]

A nice big cuppa coffee please!

[Tivboman]

Two authentic British cuppa teas coming up.

WOW was an organisation created by Maid at another forum for like minded women. *Shudder* I can still remember the terror they installed.

[Maid of Marvels]

The WOWzers (Women of Wonder) were really a lot of fun, weren't they? You and your cronies never could defeat us. herherher

[SuccubusKitty]

There was opposition to the WOW group? The women won? (Rockon!) This is so fascinating. Tell me more ...both of you please? :D

*hunkers down with her teacup to listen*

[Tivboman]

So, Kitty. You want to hear the tale how a woman and her organisation terrorised the male membership of a forum for months? How she mercilessly destroyed her husband who desperately tried to get her back?

:eek:

[Maid of Marvels]

*climbing onto your lap*

I do SO love fairy tales, Tib. Please tell us your version of this one?

and then I will tell the truth :p

[Tivboman]

Oh no, Maid.

A gentleman always let the lady go first - especially since you just had another break.

[Maid of Marvels]

Hmmm... And just who is the gentleman in question? *looking around*

[Tivboman]

Well, for one: Your husband. Remember him? Butler of Blunders?

[Maid of Marvels]

Umm... amnesia. It recurs whenever that name comes up. (He was sexy though, wasn't he? I'd never go with a man who wasn't sexy.)

[Tivboman]

Is this what you are like with all your conquests?

Tell you what. Don't think of his name and tell Kitty the tale.

[Maid of Marvels]

No. Only you.

And you have it mixed up. YOUR version would be a tale. MINE would be the TRUTH. :p

[Tivboman]

Wishful thinking, Maid.

Now are you going to tell her?

[Maid of Marvels]

Tell her what, smartypants? How some guy showed up on the boards insisting that he was my husband and demanding that I come "home" to do the laundry? HIS laundry. :eek:

Or how YOU took up his side and dumped me flat on my behind only to join his coalition to try to defame my good name and character?

Or maybe I should mention how all the Women of Wonder gave him a sound thrashing (which didn't quite leave you unscathed either)?

Or should I just leave all that stuff aside and mention that you ran away with your tail tucked firmly between my legs? :D

[Maid of Marvels]

Oops! That should have been:

With your tail tucked firmly between YOUR legs. :rolleyes:

[Tivboman]

Poor BoB. He was a kind, decent guy who broadcasted to the whole forum how much he loved you and what did you do? You said that you don't remember him and simply kicked him to the curb. It almost broke the guy.

I had to help him. It was the only humane thing to do. But it wasn't enough. You still destroyed him.

PS He only wanted you to do the laundry because evidently you do it so well.

Butler of Blunders: RIP :(

[Maid of Marvels]

Did you ever consider that BoB might have been after you all along? Hmmm???? I mean, basically I paid him no never mind, the WoWzers shooed him off, and YOU took up with him after that.

I've heard YOU aren't so bad at doing the laundry either -- among other things. :D

[SuccubusKitty]

Oh my! I seem to have opened a can of worms. Just please don't get in a fistfight? *pleading*

[Tivboman]

Oi! Maid! NO!!!!

BoB and I had a mutual but manly friendship. We were pals, chums, just good mates. We never did anything 'funny' and I would appreciate it if you didn't hint to the contrary.

The way you and your fellow 'WOWzers' treated the poor guy, was it any wonder that he fought back in any way he could? I still think that creating the League Against WOWzers (L.A.W.) saved that site from your deadly influence even if it couldn't save BoB himself.

Poor BoB! :(

[Maid of Marvels]

The poor sod never had a chance. Besides, I have a particularly keen interest in the latest in a long series of pizzaboys that I've been collecting over time. Yummy :D

And just how would you have liked the WOWzers to have reacted to some strange (and I mean it in EVERY sense of the word) man erupted onto the boards demanding that I come home to wash his unders?? They saw straight through him.

As a matter of fact, if I remember correctly, they had him tied up for a while. (I heard he liked it. ;) )

[SuccubusKitty]

*sipping my tea*

Interesting, but a little too controversial for my taste. :)

[Tivboman]

I agree, Kitty. Maid's treatment of all her pizzaboys as well as her ex-husband is controversal to say the least.

[Chloe]

creeps in - grabs beer and creeps out before Tib can grab the scruff of my neck and toss me into the bogs.

[Tivboman]

*Seeing Chloe from the corner of my eye she dives into the Men's toilets*

Chuckle. I knew she was keen but not that keen.

*Listening to the shouts as men start spilling out*.

[SuccubusKitty]

*laughing at all the men who are afraid to let a woman into the toilet with them*

[Tivboman]

*laughing too*

Hmmm. I notice that Chloe isn't in any rush to come out again.

:D

[SuccubusKitty]

I might have to go in there and get her. lol

[Graybread]

(Standing in the loo, taking a whiz).

Oh hi Chloe, come on in.

Not like you've not see it before huh.

I promise, no dribbles from me.
I shake it five, six times.

Oh wait, anything over three is considered jacking off, right.

Chloe, do me a favor please.:slurp:

[Tivboman]

*Listening to the moans coming out of the loo*

I am starting to wonder if it was a good idea to let her clean the toilets doing opening hours, Kitten. Now they are starting to queue to get back in!

[SuccubusKitty]

I'm on it Tib!


*heads in there to see if Chloe needs any help*
(I'm such a naughty girl :lust: )

[Chloe]

Oh! I love my job! :slurp:



:jump: *looks at the line-up for the men's loo.*

Good thing you're here SK, to help me out. :D

[Bestrafer Engel]

*shakes his head at all the peoples antics and materializes another bottle of Jaxk and a pack of cigarrettes*

{I wonder why nobody uses my machine? No ordering or waiting, just push a button and its there...oh well it is of little consequence.}

[Tivboman]

*Watching the queue getting ever longer and the men coming out with HUGE grins on their faces*.

Hmmm. Wonder if I should charge them? It's a service being provided by my employees (just hired Kitten) after all.

*Starting to compile list of services that my Loo girls can provide*

[Graybread]

Originally posted by Tibvo
*Watching the queue getting ever longer and the men coming out with HUGE grins on their faces*.

Hmmm. Wonder if I should charge them? It's a service being provided by my employees (just hired Kitten) after all.

*Starting to compile list of services that my Loo girls can provide*

Now there's an idea I like.:cool:

Spose you could have the waitress just make her rounds in there also?

[Tivboman]

My sciver of a waitress, Gray?

Hmmm. Could do. It's not as if she is really busy.

Hmmm.

Good idea, Gray. :D

[SuccubusKitty]

So what's the Hourly Tib or are we on Commission?

[Graybread]

Originally posted by SuccubusKitty
So what's the Hourly Tib or are we on Commission?

Be careful Tib, it's a loaded question.:line: :line:

[SuccubusKitty]

Loaded nothing, just wanna make sure I get paid what I am worth. ;)

[Tivboman]

Hmmm.

I was thinking not a huge amount since you are getting free "meals" and the drinks would be half-priced. Oh okay, the drinks would be free.

Howzat? :D

[Maid of Marvels]

You really thought you were going to get a PAYCHECK?? herherher

Don't take it personally, Kitty. *hugs*

If he paid me what I was worth, I'd be a millionaire a few times over. The guy is a skinflint. Don't get your hopes up.

Though he might buy you a dawg or something? I got one of those in a bonus envelope from him. :D

[Tivboman]

Originally posted by Maid of Marvels
You really thought you were going to get a PAYCHECK?? herherher

Don't take it personally, Kitty. *hugs*

If he paid me what I was worth, I'd be a millionaire a few times over. The guy is a skinflint. Don't get your hopes up.

Though he might buy you a dawg or something? I got one of those in a bonus envelope from him. :D

:eek:

*Shocked*

[SuccubusKitty]

I wouldn't mind some tips at least ..hehe...and can I have a kitten instead of a dawg? I like them better :)

(had repeated myself like a goober)

[Tivboman]

There's plenty of cream as well as drink/crisps/etc...

Kittens are good. And they are cheaper than dogs. ;)

So are you both saying you will take the jobs?

Our male clients will be very happy.

[SuccubusKitty]

Of course I will take the job.

The work will help distract me from my incessant thoughts of sex. :D


















Besides Maid needs someone to gossip with on our breaks :)

[SuccubusKitty]

YAY! I am happy I made my first post in a storyline :) I need a drink that was hard work. hehe


Wait since I work here now I guess that means if I am gonna have a drink I am on break then. ;)

[Tivboman]

Congrats, Kitty. There's nothing like the first ever story post and celebrate, the drink is on the house.

PS Gotta revise my character a bit and then will be posting.

[SuccubusKitty]

thanks Tib... see you in there soon :)

[Tivboman]

*Popping in for a drink*

Hmmm.

No-one's at the bar serving.

Where is that lazy good-for-nothing Maid of Marvels???

[SuccubusKitty]

*stops by the bar for a quick cup of tea and then heads back out*
Sorry Tib, no time for work today.

[toodle-oo]

Originally posted by Tibvo
Where is that lazy good-for-nothing Maid of Marvels???

exactly

[Tivboman]

Glad you agree, Toodle-oo (interesting name ;)).

Do you know where I can get a lasso from?

[SuccubusKitty]

Lassos-R-Us?

[Spellcaster73au]

Enters, looks around , grabs a cup of coffee for myself and takes a seat at a table in the corner.

[Tivboman]

To Spellcaster: Hiya, Henry. Long time no see.

To Kitty: I tried them but no luck. I need the new fangled ones, the ones that can hunt and lasso? :)

[Spellcaster73au]

Hiya Tib...yeah it has been awhile.....Hope alls well for you.....

[Graybread]

Quick, a couple of Sam Adams please.

I don't have to pee and I want too, Chloe still in there, waiting.;)

[Tivboman]

*Quickly producing a large glass of Sam Adams*

There you go, Gray.

As you can see from the long queue, there has been a lot of interest in the new toilet facility.

[Sidrman]

*Coming in for a drink*

Interesting place. :D Can I have a Bud please.

[SuccubusKitty]

*Looks around and sees Maid in the corner sitting on someone's lap.*

I'll get it for you, Maid's on break hon. Nice to see you round. Hopefully this won't be the only time we see you. :)

[Tivboman]

Hiya, Kitty and welcome, Sidrman! :)

*Going over and making myself a drink before sitting down*

Phew! Tiring day at the day job today (hmmm a lot of 'day's in that sentence).

Cheers!

[Chloe]

*coming in queitly - no one here - helping myself to a coffee and taking my book to a table*

Mmmmm - I smell Tib's aftershave..........Now- where was I?

[Maid of Marvels]

Hiya everyone!

If I hurry, I can get in and out on break again before Tib shows. :D