???????????????

[Pita]

OK!! Who wants to be on top?

[gekkogecko]

Whom would you pick to top you?

[Pita]

Is there someone capable of taking complete control?

[dicksbro]

Okay, I'll be on top ... alright?

[gekkogecko]

D'ya think she might prefer Joe?

[Pita]

Can you believe that Joe said I could have a boy toy if I wanted one?

[Coaster]

Do ya think I could be a boy toy?

[dicksbro]

I'm pretty sure I am since when I see our Pixie ladies posting, I always get wound up. That's a good sign, isn't it?

[gekkogecko]

DB, are you saying that she turns your crank?

[Coaster]

Wouldn't that be painful?

[Pita]

Wouldn't that make DB kinky and there by lots of fun? :nod:

[gekkogecko]

What do you mean by "kinky" and "fun"?

[dicksbro]

Isn't DB self-explanatory?

[Coaster]

Aren't kinky dicks fun bro?

[gekkogecko]

Is Tom's dick really hairy?

[Coaster]

Does every Tom, Dick and Harry know? :shrug:

[dicksbro]

Does ANY Dick or Harry know if Tom's dick is hairy? :confused:

[Pita]

What mumbo jumbo are you talking about?

[dicksbro]

Mumbo jumbo or jambalaya?

[gekkogecko]

Or gumbo instead?

[Pita]

Whose house are we eating at?

[dicksbro]

Is there anyplace warm enough where we could have a picnic?

[gekkogecko]

Would that be a nude picnic with a campfire?

[Coaster]

Wouldn't a nekkid picnic in front of the fireplace be fun?

[dicksbro]

I think we're onto something, don't you?

[gekkogecko]

Whom do you want on you?

[Coaster]

Wouldn't a pixie lass do? :nana:

[Pita]

Can we have s'mores?


(thinking that licking off chocolate and gooey marshmallows from our neckkid bodies might be fun)

[dicksbro]

(thinking that licking off chocolate and gooey marshmallows from our neckkid bodies might be fun)
S'more and s'more and s'more ...

Isn't Pixie creativity a wonderful thing to see ... or ... in this case ... lick? :D

[Coaster]

Can we have seconds?

[gekkogecko]

Why don't we all lick her at once?

[Pita]

When can I get my licks in?

[dicksbro]

Wanna start now with me? :D

[gekkogecko]

Is that "when" or "where"?

[Pita]

How about now and right there?

[Coaster]

How about right here?

[dicksbro]

Here is good :slurp:


It is ... isn't it? :wish:

[gekkogecko]

Or is that "here, there, and everywhere?"

[dicksbro]

Does anyone know the answer to gecko's question?

[gekkogecko]

Does anyone really care?

[Coaster]

Is anybody here? :wobbly:

[dicksbro]

Do I count as an "anybody?" :confused:

[citrus]

Can i have some catchup with this?

[Coaster]

Now I need a cigarette! :boink:

[gigi]

Was that a question?

[gekkogecko]

Is the question the answer?

[denny]

Is thye answer the question?

[dicksbro]

What?

[gekkogecko]

Why not?

[Pita]

Have you all gone crazy?

[Coaster]

Aren't we crazy?

[gekkogecko]

Why be normal?

[dicksbro]

What is normal?

[Coaster]

Are we doomed to asking questions?

[gekkogecko]

Why is that a "doom" ?

[Pita]

Are you saying that incessant question asking is a good thing?

[dicksbro]

Yeah ... I thought incestuous questions would be bad.



Oh, that wasn't what was asked, was it? :confused:

[Pita]

Do you have fantasies that are best left unsaid? :D

[dicksbro]

Would it surprise you if I said yes?

[Pita]

No. ;)

Have you ever wrote a poem about one of your fantasies?

[gekkogecko]

Do you write haiku?

[Coaster]

Should I say "God Bless You?"

[Pita]

Don't we just love good manners on a sexy man?

[gekkogecko]

But what manner of man do you find sexy?

[Pita]

Don't you already know that I find a Pixie man to be the most sexy?

[dicksbro]

Is that a little like us guys find Pixie gals to be so sexy, too?

[gekkogecko]

Is it also true that it's not only the men who find the Pixies' women sexy, and vice-versa?

[Pita]

Are you say we are the type to lust after our own kind?

[dicksbro]

Aren't we?

[Coaster]

Are we STILL lusting?

[gekkogecko]

Is there anything wrong with that?

[Coaster]

How long can we keep it up?

[Pita]

Should we time you?

[Coaster]

Would it involve your tongue?

[dicksbro]

http://www.sitepoint.com/forums/images/smilies/spvalentines/Lust_by_Zikes.gif If nothing else, it would get a rise out of you, wouldn't it?

[Pita]

DB, where do you find those crazy smilies? :D

[dicksbro]

Would you believe that one came was hot linked from http://www.sitepoint.com/forums/images/smilies/spvalentines/Lust_by_Zikes.gif?

[Pita]

How is it possible that no one has posted on this thread since yesterday? (And what were you doing up at 3:28am! :eek:)

[Coaster]

Isn't DB an early riser?

[gekkogecko]

Isn't he always willing to "rise" for PITA?

[Pita]

Do you know what kind of visual you just put into my head?

[dicksbro]

Don't you suspect that "rising for Pita" is not an uncommon thing among Pixies guys?

Don't you suspect that "rising for Pixie ladies" is equally not an uncommon thing among Pixie guys?

:D

[gekkogecko]

Who would have thought that we would start talking in sexual innuendos again?

[Pita]

Are you saying we are redundant?

[Coaster]

Are they repetitive?

[Pita]

Are we speaking the same language?

[Coaster]

Are we speaking or posting?

[jseal]

Wouldn't posting be better?

[dicksbro]

Isn't sharing with one another what it's all about ... no matter the way?

[gekkogecko]

What are you sharing, and with whom?

[Pita]

Does he have to name names? :cool:

[Coaster]

Pita.... can I spread some food items on you and eat you?

[Pita]

Do you even need to ask? :)

[gekkogecko]

Can I call dibs on the spleen?

[Pita]

Can you be any more creepy? :whack:

[dicksbro]

Would it be out of place to interrupt and simply say, "Hi!" :wave:

[Coaster]

Wouldn't be polite to answer you DB with our mouths full, would it?

[gekkogecko]

Is this thread getting too silly?

[Pita]

How can we be silly when are so serious about our delight in all things sexual?

[dicksbro]

I don't see how, Pita, do you?

[jseal]

Would anyone like some refreshments before the next course?

[dicksbro]

How can we turn down an offer like that?

Who is she? :D

[Pita]

Aren't you the funny one? :D

[gekkogecko]

Is funny a sexual turn-on?

[Pita]

Knowing me as you do, would say that I find a good sense of humor to be very much a turn on?

[Coaster]

Does it turn you on as much as dragging my nails down your back, backside and inner thighs?

[gekkogecko]

Is this the only way you have of turning her on?

[Pita]

Don't we all agree that Coaster should give me a detail list of how he can and should turn me on?

[gigi]

I agree. :corn:

Where is the list?

[dicksbro]

Given the opportunity, doesn't it seem strange he's taking this much time to come up with the list ... or do you think the list is that long? :confused:
http://www.luckyisgood.com/media/blog/fat-old-book.jpg

[gekkogecko]

Is the box for storing the list, or for storing PITA herself while the list is compiled?

[Pita]

Don't you know that being stored in a box is NOT one of my kinks?

[gigi]

Isn't that a propped up book?

[dicksbro]

You mean that isn't Coaster's book of ways to turn Pita on???? :yikes:

[gekkogecko]

How many different ways are there fo turning on the many different Pixie's women?

[Pita]

Can we even begin to venture a guess? :D

[dicksbro]

Maybe I could start trying and someone else could keep count! :)





Just for scientific sake, of course. :p

[gekkogecko]

Is this now an experimental science?

[Pita]

Are we going to need to conduct experiments?

[dicksbro]

Do you think we might have fun doing them?

[gekkogecko]

Can we trust our data?

[dicksbro]

If we're having fun doing the experiments, will we care? :shrug:

[gekkogecko]

If we can't trust our data, how will we bring the experimentation to a successful confusion?

[dicksbro]

Aren't we already successfully confused? :confused:

[Fangtasia]

Who is confused exactly?

[gekkogecko]

Are you certain anyone is confused?

[Pita]

Can you believe that I might be confused?

[gigi]

Why are you confused?

[Coaster]

Are all these questions confusing?

[dicksbro]

Can we move on to something else?

[Coaster]

Where would you move to?

[Pita]

Would it be OK if I moved in with you?

[dicksbro]

Isn't it amazing that you ask that one simple question and suddenly you notice all these doors to Pixie guys homes swing open? :yikes:

[Coaster]

Should we encourage a photo essay of Pita now that she's hit 23,000 POSTS? :cabbagep:

[dicksbro]

For sure. We wouldn't want her to miss this and then have to double up on the 23,100 photo essay would we?

[gekkogecko]

Why limit the photo essay to PITA?

[dicksbro]

So, you want to open the celebration to all the Pixie ladies?

[Pita]

What about the Pixie men and their photo essays?

[gekkogecko]

Did I just her a call for a photo orgy?

[dicksbro]

Should we post in the Shout Box thread that Pita wants to have a photo orgy?

[Coaster]

Can I be the camera guy?

[dicksbro]

Can I carry the tripod?

[gekkogecko]

Don't you claim to have a tripod of your own?

[Coaster]

Can we line up some models?

[Pita]

Will there be a talent search?

[Coaster]

Would you be willing to demonstrate your talents? :wobbly:

[dicksbro]

Should I grab the paper towel, just in case the photographer or tripod holder need a clean-up?

[gekkogecko]

Should we use a fire hose instead?

[dicksbro]

Should I move the tripod to higher ground?

[gekkogecko]

Do you really think that will help?

[Pita]

Are you over complicating this?

[dicksbro]

Kinda seems like it, doesn't it?

[gekkogecko]

Aren't appearances deceiving ?

[dicksbro]

I would think sometimes, wouldn't you?

[gekkogecko]

You only sometimes think?

[dicksbro]

Sure, don't you think sometimes is better than never?? :shrug:

[gekkogecko]

But can you act at the same time you think?

[dicksbro]

http://www.myemoticons.com/images/hobbies-leisure/phone/multitasking.gif I'd say, "Yep." Wouldn't you?

[gekkogecko]

Is PITA right, are we overthinking this?

[jseal]

Should we get a second opinion?

[Coaster]

Can we uncomplicated this?

[gekkogecko]

Can we understand you with that grammar?

[dicksbro]

Why don't we just start over? :shrug:

[Pita]

Do you want to continue this confusing conversation or should we just get back to perving on each other?

[gekkogecko]

Is there a difference?

[Pita]

Are you saying they are the same thing?

[dicksbro]

Is that a new, really sexy avatar from one really sexy Pixie lady? ^^^^

[gekkogecko]

Haven't we seen that avatar before?

[Pita]

Are you bored with my avatars and want to see something new?

[dicksbro]

How could any guy be bored with such a lovely, sexy and tempting an avatar?

[gekkogecko]

Is there something else she could tempt us with?

[dicksbro]

I'd suspect there are lots of ways she could temp us, don't you?

[gekkogecko]

Will we have to wait to find out?

[gigi]

What are we waiting for?

[jseal]

Another to join in?

[Coaster]

Are we changing AV's?

[Pita]

Do any of you wander if Coaster will ever change his av? Maybe a lower view? :brows:

[dicksbro]

You want to see his knees and feet?? :yikes:




:D

[gekkogecko]

Does he have a tail for her to view?

[dicksbro]

:shrug: I dunno, do you?

[Pita]

Do you think you guys could be any funnier?

[dicksbro]

Is there anything in particular you want us to joke about?

[Anglosaxon]

What we talking about here?

[gekkogecko]

Do you know what you're talking about?

[Anglosaxon]

Do I ever?

[dicksbro]

Are we suppose to know that?

[Pita]

Isn't this the most awesome day!

[gekkogecko]

Is there a more awesome av you could use?

[Coaster]

Don't you hate finishing up a vacation?

[Pita]

Is there a more awesome av you could use?

Do you have a request?

[Anglosaxon]

Did you know your wonderful Av represents 6 turn on's for me?

[Pita]

Can you tell me what the 6 are?

[gekkogecko]

Are we here to list our kinks?

[Pita]

Don't you know the answer to that?

[dicksbro]

Is it just me, or do we seem to always get more questions rather then answers?

[Anglosaxon]

Can't you guess what my 6 kinks were?

[Coaster]

Anything to do with hands, ass, creamy thighs, long legs, feet and heels?

[Anglosaxon]

Three correct, want to guess again?

[Pita]

Is Coaster trying to build the perfect woman?

[gekkogecko]

Did you just call him "Dr. Coaster Frankenstein"?

[Pita]

Did I? :eek:

[dicksbro]

Do you think that could mean he has a fixation on the fixins' of our lovely vixen? :spin:

[Coaster]

Doncha just love all the pixie lasses?

[gekkogecko]

Physically & simultaneously?

[Pita]

Who here is having a good day?

[Coaster]

Aren't you, being on top of me? :D

[gekkogecko]

And just whom do you want to be on top of you, Coaster?

[Pita]

Is that a trick question? :D

[Coaster]

Why can't I stop imagining those legs wrapped around me?

[dicksbro]

Why would you want to stop?

[gekkogecko]

Might he be too busy with his mouth to worry about the legs wrapped around him?

[Pita]

Ohhhh what is he doing with his mouth?

[gekkogecko]

Wouldn't you like to feel?

[Pita]

Does that even require an answer?

[Coaster]

Doesn't that spur on the imagination?

[dicksbro]

The kind of imagination that gets a rise out of guys ... right?

[Coaster]

Can't the mouth do wonderfully sensual things?

[gekkogecko]

What sensual things can't it do?

[dicksbro]

Are there any?

[gekkogecko]

What other body parts might be involved?

[dicksbro]

Wouldn't the throat qualify as one of those?

[gekkogecko]

ANd will there be non-body parts, like restraints?

[Pita]

Would the restraints be hard like metal cuffs, soft like a silk scarf, or strong like the hands of a lover?

[gekkogecko]

Which would you prefer?

[Coaster]

Would it depend on your mood?

[gekkogecko]

Isn't PITA always in the mood for kink?

[Anglosaxon]

Would you agree that's why we love her playing here?

[dicksbro]

Would you agree that's why we love her playing here?
How can anyone not agree?

[gekkogecko]

Yeah, why wouldn't anyone agree to kink?

[Pita]

Can you claim being vanilla as your kink?

[Coaster]

Is vanilla a flavor or a condition?

[Anglosaxon]

Have some vanilla ice cream in freezer and an urge to stick something in the tub just to see how long I can take the cold, is that vanilla vanilla or kink vanilla or should I just eat the ice cream?

[Coaster]

Will it stick to the cold surface?

[gekkogecko]

Did we use liquid nitrogen to chill the surface?

[Coaster]

Is it chilly in here? Can we heat this conversation up?

[Pita]

Coaster, do you have any ideas on how we could heat things up around here?

[Coaster]

Do you think kisses while hold you down would heat things up?

[gekkogecko]

Would flame play be better?

[dicksbro]

Could we just turn the thermostat up? :shrug:

[gekkogecko]

What gets your thermostat up?

[Anglosaxon]

Does gripping the knob and twisting it gently work?

[gekkogecko]

Which "knob" are you gripping?

[Anglosaxon]

Should I get hotter as I turn the knob?

[dicksbro]

Are we still talking about the thermostat?

[gekkogecko]

Don't we all have our own "thermostats"?

[Pita]

Wanna twist my knobs? :D

[dicksbro]

Will that help get the temperature to rise? :p

[gekkogecko]

Are you talking about global warming, or merely PITA warming?

[dicksbro]

Yes! Oh wait ... was that your question?

[gekkogecko]

Are you saying that PITA can melt glaciers?