???????????????

[gekkogecko]

Does it seem like it's time for another orgy?

[IM1469]

Is it an open invitation?

[CrazeeeWhorse]

Does it seem like it's time for another orgy?
:doorpeek: Another? When was the first one? :banghead: Crazeeeeee

[gekkogecko]

What, you wern't there?

[Coaster]

Was it all a dream?

[gekkogecko]

What sort of dream are you having, Coaster?

[CrazeeeWhorse]

What, you wern't there?
:confused: I dont think I was, did you see me? Crazeeeeeeeee

[IowaMan]

Does anybody else think we need Tess to come join in the fun again really soon?

[dicksbro]

Will my two votes count if I hold up both hands?

[gekkogecko]

DB, do you want to make that three votes by holding up something else?

[CrazeeeWhorse]

Is'nt that Stuffing the Ballot Box? Crazeeeeeeeee

[dicksbro]

I guess you could call it stuffing the box, couldn't you?

[gekkogecko]

What else can we stuff?

[dicksbro]

Turkeys??

[gekkogecko]

Do I really want to know about you stuffing turkeys?

[CrazeeeWhorse]

Do I really want to know about you stuffing turkeys?
:cock: What a man does in the privacy of his own home, to his consenting FOWL, is not always as FOUL as one may think. But why is it "KINKY" to use a Feather, and "Perverted" to use the Whole Bird? :shrug: Crazeeeeeeeeeee

[dicksbro]

What?






:roflmao:

[gekkogecko]

What's the matter, can't handle where this thread is going?

[Coaster]

Is it going aimlessly nowhere?

[CrazeeeWhorse]

:car: Is not the Journey,more important than the Destination? :spin: Crazeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[dicksbro]

Doesn't that depend on who she is? :confused:

[jseal]

Anyone in mind? :D

[CrazeeeWhorse]

:shrug: No not really, Could you recomend someone? Crazeeeeeeeeeee

[dicksbro]

Would you believe, I don't know where my little black book is?




Of course, I haven't used it since before I got married 44 years ago.

[jseal]

Would anyone have a problem starting with osuche? :hot:

[dicksbro]

Who could have a problem with that?

[gekkogecko]

Does that mean the others will have to wait in line?

[dicksbro]

Wouldn't that be their choice?

[CrazeeeWhorse]

:nod: Would that be PRO- choice? :wobbly: Crazeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[gekkogecko]

Are we now discussing pros?

[CrazeeeWhorse]

:cuffs: And then can we talk about CONS? :nod: Crazeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[dicksbro]

You want to talk about convicts? :confused:

[gekkogecko]

What are your convictions, DB?

[dicksbro]

I'm convinced the Geiko gekko is not real, right?

[CrazeeeWhorse]

:eek: When was DB convicted,Did he get a fair trial? :shrug: Crazeeeeeeeeeeeee

[dicksbro]

Yeah, when was I convicted? :yikes:

[CrazeeeWhorse]

Did you have a "Public Pretender" for your Defense Lawyer? :boohoo: Crazeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[gekkogecko]

Did anyone go commando during the trial?

[IowaMan]

I'm going commando today, does that count?

[CrazeeeWhorse]

Did anyone go commando during the trial?
:undies: Commando, is'nt that where you put camoflauge all over yourself, then try and fight your way thru, and Penatrate DEEP inside enemy territory and hopefully overcum the enemy, then return a hero,looking for a parade to celebrate your victory, and to thank you for your sacrafices, IS that going commando? :truce: Crazeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[gekkogecko]

Does that sound about right to everyone else?

[dicksbro]

Who was that camoflauged person?

[gekkogecko]

Is it a form of camoflauge if you remove all your clothing so you blend in with everyone else?

[Pita]

Is everyone else naked?

[dicksbro]

This is sounding interesting, isn't it?

[gekkogecko]

Shouldn't we try it right now?

[Pita]

OK...I'm naked, now what?

[IowaMan]

Would you like my address? ;)

[Rhiannon]

additionally what would you like?

[dicksbro]

Wouldn't it be nice if we were all together in a big hot tub?

[gekkogecko]

Is there a big enough hot tub for all of us?

[CrazeeeWhorse]

:fish: Will there be diving?Crazeeeeeeeee

[jseal]

Would diving be at the top or the bottom of the list of things to do in the hot tub?

[dicksbro]

If you dove from too high a spot, isn't the bottom where you'd likely end up?

[Salacious]

Does this line of questioning appear to be taking a dive itself?

[Coaster]

Can I dive into you Sal?

[Salacious]

Why wouldn't I let you?

[Coaster]

Would you want me to have my way with you?

[Salacious]

Is there a better way?

[dicksbro]

Are you two flirting a bit?

[jseal]

May I flirt also?

[dicksbro]

Doesn't sound like a bad idea, does it?

[gekkogecko]

Should we all flirt, or just get down and dirty?

[Salacious]

How am I suppose to decide with so many savory options?

[jseal]

Spin the bottle, perhaps?

[Salacious]

Will that help me decide or is that another option?

[dicksbro]

Do we need more options? :confused:

[gekkogecko]

Can't we exercise all our options?

[CrazeeeWhorse]

:huh: Should we stretch before we "Exercise",so we dont pull something? Crazeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[IowaMan]

Should I perhaps go look at a few pics in the "Pictures of Women" section to start my stretching? :p

[dicksbro]

That would do it, wouldn't it?

[gekkogecko]

Why not get together instead of just looking at pics?

[dicksbro]

You want to get together with CrazeeeWhorse, IowaMan and me instead of looking at pictures of the Pixie ladies? :yikes:



:D

[IowaMan]

Do you like green eggs and ham?

[dicksbro]

What else is on the menu, Mr. Seuss?

[jseal]

A fox wearing only socks?

[CrazeeeWhorse]

You want to get together with CrazeeeWhorse, IowaMan and me instead of looking at pictures of the Pixie ladies? :yikes:



:D
:eew: :baa: :boink: :ewe: :nana: :slurp: :roflmao: What exactly would we be getting together for WITHOUT the Sweet Pixie Ladies? :yikes: Crazeeeeeeeeeee

[dicksbro]

Does anyone know? :shrug:

[jseal]

Do you think we should invite more Pixie Ladies?

[dicksbro]

Does everyone agree that's a great idea?

[gekkogecko]

Why not, instead of merely 'invite', we strap a few carefully selected Pixie's women down?

[dicksbro]

You don't think we could get them to come willingly?

[jseal]

Do you think that some would cum BECAUSE they were strapped down? :hot:

[Salacious]

Is the desire to know personal or for the greater good?

[dicksbro]

I'd say "yes," wouldn't you? :)

[Salacious]

Are you avoiding my query?

[dicksbro]

Would I do that?

[Salacious]

Who should I ask to find out?

[gekkogecko]

Aren't all these questions just a way of avoiding actions?

[dicksbro]

Is that what you think?

[CrazeeeWhorse]

:cheerlead Does'nt Action Speak Louder Than Words? Crazeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Salacious]

Should we take action?

[Coaster]

Are you ready for your spankings Sal?

[dicksbro]

Am I in the right line?

[gekkogecko]

Isn't it better to give than to receive?

[sodaklostsoul]

What are you giving?

[dicksbro]

What would you like?

[GreenChef]

I'm not sure

[Coaster]

You're not sure GC?

[dicksbro]

Isn't fabulous sex with a lovely lady always in style?

[Coaster]

Who's been getting fabulous sex? Aren't we all jealous?

[dicksbro]

You mean you haven't been? :yikes:

[gekkogecko]

Sex? What is that?

[IowaMan]

Is that the "Tab A into Slot B" thing?

[dicksbro]

Is that the short course on making love?

[gekkogecko]

Is this really a question?

[dicksbro]

Do we need to ask someone?

[Pita]

Am I someone?

[IowaMan]

Got any mistletoe? :wish:

[Pita]

No, but I can go pick a leaf off a tree. Will that do? :x:

[IowaMan]

Are you just the sweetest person in the world, or what?

[Pita]

Do you know that I'm full of sugar and spice and everything nice?

[IowaMan]

Did you know that I have nicknamed Little IowaMan, "Sugar, Spice and Everything Nice"? :p

[Pita]

Are you willing to pass out samples?

[IowaMan]

Don't you think it would be better than a Swiss Colony Beef Log?

[Pita]

That depends, can I spread some spicy honey mustard on to it before I sample?

[IowaMan]

Can I get a taste too?

[Pita]

Wow, are you double jointed? :D

[IowaMan]

Wouldn't that be great? Do you think I'd ever leave the house if I was?

[Pita]

Would you make movies and become rich?

[IowaMan]

Would anybody really want to see me doing that? :yikes:

[Pita]

Can you make me a test tape so I can let you know?

[IowaMan]

Spits or swallows? :p

[dicksbro]

Yep. Would be the logical choices, wouldn't it?

[Pita]

Spits or swallows? :p



Doesn't spitting seem like a terrible waste? I am NOT wasteful.

[dicksbro]

That's why we love ya' TT, isn't it guys?

[jseal]

May we love her for other reasons also? :D

[gekkogecko]

Do we need a reason to love TT?

[CrazeeeWhorse]

:huh: Which Way Is The Beach? Crazeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[dicksbro]

That's a good question, isn't it?

[Pita]

Do we need a reason to love TT?

Haven't I told you that you can't love me until you have had your shots?

[dicksbro]

** Hick ** Ow meny shots do I gotta take?? ** hick ** :D

[CrazeeeWhorse]

:wine: How many Shots should He take, before He takes His Shot? :wobbly: Crazeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[gekkogecko]

Is it not the quantity, but rather where the shot is put that counts?

[dicksbro]

Then, would you count me in since the target's been selected? :D

[Pita]

DB are you into needle play by any chance?

[sodaklostsoul]

Does that mean he might get pricked?

[dicksbro]

Has the subject changed? :rolleyes2

[jseal]

Would that be bad?

[gekkogecko]

Whose prick are we talking about now?

[GreenChef]

Have I missed something?

[sodaklostsoul]

I dunno, have you?

[dicksbro]

Does anyone know what we're talking about now?

[jseal]

Does it matter any more?

[dicksbro]

I guess it never has, has it?

[Coaster]

Any sexy creatures here?

[IowaMan]

Ever wonder why eggs don't taste like chicken?

[dicksbro]

Or why chickens don't taste like eggs?

[gekkogecko]

Why are chicken omelettes kosher?

[dicksbro]

I don't know, do you?

[gekkogecko]

Is there anyone who knows everything?

[jseal]

How could we tell if there was?

[dicksbro]

That's a good question, isn't it?

[jseal]

Should we ask more questions?

[IowaMan]

Think we'd get more answers that way?

[gekkogecko]

Are more answers automatically a good thing?

[dicksbro]

Who knows?

[CrazeeeWhorse]

:confused: Should we search the Web? Crazeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[IowaMan]

Did we ever figure out why the Pixie ladies don't post in this thread as often as we'd like?

[dicksbro]

I don't remember, do you?

[jseal]

Remember what?

[gekkogecko]

Who are you?

[dicksbro]

Do we have to know that?

[CrazeeeWhorse]

:rockon: Is'nt our names changed to protect the innocent? Crazeeeeeeeeeee

[dicksbro]

The innocent? :confused:

[gekkogecko]

If we're all guilty, what are we guilty of?

[dicksbro]

Impure thoughts? :yikes:

[jseal]

Why do I not feel embarrassed?

[gekkogecko]

Should you feel embarassed? If so, about what?

[CrazeeeWhorse]

:sad: Who's To Say? Crazeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[dicksbro]

I was gone for a while,, what are we talking about now?

[jseal]

Was it about guilty pleasures?

[gekkogecko]

Is something pleasurable automatically also guilty?

[CrazeeeWhorse]

:devil: It is if it's done correctly, Is'nt it? Crazeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[dicksbro]

You raise a good point, don't you?

[jseal]

Are all pleasures guilt free?

[gekkogecko]

Shouldn't they be?

[jseal]

Do you think it might depend upon the pleasure?

[CrazeeeWhorse]

:huh: Are'nt we considered innocent, Until Proven Guilty? Crazeeeeeeeeeee

[dicksbro]

Is it that or are we innocent if rich enough to dodge the guilty verdict? :confused:

[gekkogecko]

Isn't that really a case of "My lawyer can beat up your lawyer"?

[jseal]

Who benefits when that happens?

[CrazeeeWhorse]

:devil: Is'nt it the greater of Two Evils? :hot: Crazeeeeeeeeeee

[dicksbro]

Why do we pick on lawyers so much?

[gekkogecko]

Why not?

[dicksbro]

Might we hurt their feelings?

[IowaMan]

Not to get off topic or anything but when is Lizzardbits due?

[dicksbro]

Does anyone know the answer to IM's question?

[jseal]

Next year sometime?

[gekkogecko]

When next year becomes this year, is it still next year?

[jseal]

Would Lizzardbits ever come due then?

[dicksbro]

Have you asked her?

[jseal]

Should we wait until next year?

[gekkogecko]

Can we win the playoffs this year?

[dicksbro]

Which playoffs?

[jseal]

Which game?

[gekkogecko]

Isn't 2008 the year the Sexual Olympics are being held?

[dicksbro]

Where will they be held?

[CrazeeeWhorse]

in highest regards?

[jseal]

... with both hands?

[gekkogecko]

Can we also use other appendages?

[dicksbro]

You mean like those extreme extremities?

[CrazeeeWhorse]

Are you refering to our Penis?

[dicksbro]

It does make you wonder, doesn't it?

[jseal]

Is this one of the "warm ups (http://www.youporn.com/watch/28924)"?

[gekkogecko]

Well, does she have you all warmed up?

[jseal]

Who could remain cool to that?

[IowaMan]

Do you suppose the Russian judge gave her a ten?

[gekkogecko]

What would you like to give her, IM?

[dicksbro]

Do you think he's pondering the answer to that question?

[jseal]

Perhaps he is watching a few instant replays?

[dicksbro]

That's possible, isn't it?

[gekkogecko]

Will a highlight video be posted?

[dicksbro]

We can certainly hope so, can't we?

[jseal]

What would the men's competition be like?

[gekkogecko]

Wouldn't the men only want one thing?

[dicksbro]

You think men are that predictable?

[jseal]

What do the ladies think about that?

[Coaster]

Did anyone get a "special-sexy" gift for Christmas?

[dicksbro]

You mean like a beautiful stripper coming to the door to wish me a Merry Christmas by dancing and stripping right there on our front steps? :D

Well, I may not have gotten that gift, but it's not a bad thought, is it?

[jseal]

Wouldn't it be nice to have more time off to enjoy our gifts?

[gekkogecko]

Why not enjoy the sexy gifts at work?

[dicksbro]

What if your gift was something very personal?

[gekkogecko]

Well, what's the point of having something if you can't share it?

[CrazeeeWhorse]

Sharing is Caring, is'nt it?

[faerie_princess]

Why share if you don't care?

[dicksbro]

Who doesn't care?

[jseal]

Which gifts are appropriate to be enjoyed at work?

[dicksbro]

Wouldn't things like coffee cups and thermos' be good?

[CrazeeeWhorse]

How about a "Lunch Hour" Massage?

[Coaster]

Think she'd like that?

[IowaMan]

Should we throw in movie tickets?

[dicksbro]

Wouldn't it be nice if she stopped by and told us what she'd like?

[gekkogecko]

Should we just go ahead and have a party?

[dicksbro]

Parties are fun, aren't they?

[CrazeeeWhorse]

even "political" parties?

[jseal]

Well, they do provide entertainment, don’t they?

[CrazeeeWhorse]

Are'nt they "Sadly Amusing"?

[gekkogecko]

Isn't it too bad they aren't "sadly temporary"?

[CrazeeeWhorse]

Then where will that leave us?

[dicksbro]

Are we being left somewhere?

[CrazeeeWhorse]

How would we know before they leave? :sad:

[dicksbro]

Do you think looking up from laying on the ground and seeing the car door shut and the car zooming off would be a clue?

[jseal]

Should we wave Goodbye?

[gekkogecko]

Is there any point?

[CrazeeeWhorse]

:yikes: Why was dicksbro laying on the Ground, Watching the Cars Zoom by? :car: Crazeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[dicksbro]

Isn't the real question ... "Who was dicksbro laying with?" :yikes:

:p

[jseal]

Is there a photoshoot in here somewhere? :D

[CrazeeeWhorse]

:cool: Paparazi prepared, Can anyone see which young starlet's reputation, DB's layed in the gutter,THIS time???Crazeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[dicksbro]

You wouldn't expect me to tell, would you?