~Fortunately/Unfortunately~

[denny]

Fortunately, since Slow Ride had left with mother thumb, I took advantage of your womanly charms.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, I'd forgotten them at home. :D

[denny]

(I wanna see that!)

Fortunately, I had transportation and took you home to bed.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, there is an apparent epidemic of being locked out of one's home.

[denny]

Fortunately, that only applied to MY home, so it was no problem.

[kleclere]

Unfortunately your car knew its way home by itself and that was where you were heading.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, kleclere was following us as "rescued" me from denny's clutches. :D

[dicksbro]

Unfortunately, I wasn't ... cuz' I think lending a hand would have been fun. :)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, I've been rescued. :D

[dicksbro]

Unfortunately it wasn't a good time to tell IAKG how fortunate I think it was that she was rescued. :D :D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, kleclere took me home, safe and sound.

[kleclere]

Unfortunately he was only able to fondle her for a short time before having to leave leaving her hot and very wet.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, kleclere was more than able to take care of that "problem."

[KingMinotaur]

unfortunately I live way out in Rhode Island, a little piece of shit-assed state that's so far from everybody and seemingly everything :(

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, due to the nature of my "problem," kleclere is only a few hours' drive away.

[dicksbro]

Unfortunately I didn't know soon enough to race kleclere to IAKG's rescue. :(

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, there's always the next time I need to be rescued, DB. :D

[kleclere]

Unfortunately there is always a next time to be rescued.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, I think I know someone who would rescue me.

[kleclere]

Unfortunately that someone can't be there every minute of the day.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, that person knows how to rescue me mentally, spiritually and emotionally when they can't be here. :D

[KingMinotaur]

unfortunately can't think of anything worth typing

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, I'm back to resurrect this thread yet again tonight.

[kleclere]

Unfortunately it is a long night and you need sleep. So you can't resurrect it to much longer.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, I'm sure someone will take care of this thread while I'm away taking care of myself. ;)

[kleclere]

Unfortunately we all returned to save the day.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, the day was already saved.

[kleclere]

Unfortunately we didn't know it and made fools of ourselves.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, I have a weakness for fools and drug you off to the corner.

[dicksbro]

Unfortunately, there was a spider in the corner.

[Rosebud42]

Fortunately the spider was content with just watching

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, I'm afraid of spiders.

[FussyPucker]

Fortunately I'm not afraid of spiders

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, because I *saw* the spider, I screamed in your ear.

[dm383]

Fortunately, I had my ear-plugs in!! :D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, as a singer, I have a high decibel output. :D

(LMAO, dm383!)

[dm383]

Fortunately, I hadn't yet taken my helmet off, so the high volume was diminished JUST enough!!

[osuche]

Unfortunately you look like a geek with your helmet on!

[dm383]

Fortunately, I can't hear your scurrilous remarks!!! :P

[kleclere]

Unfortunately you can't see the hand gesture that accompanied the scurrilous remarks

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, before you could tell dm that, someone ran naked through the room, singing "YMCA."

[dicksbro]

Unfortunately his song was misunderstood, he was really singing, "Why Am I in CA?"

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, the arm movements we all started doing made him realize his mistake.

[denny]

Unfortunately, I couldn't remember the words to YMCA.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, I faced you and grabbed your arms to help with the arm movements, pressing my body into yours. ;)

[denny]

Unfortunately, I lost all train of thought.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, at that moment, someone went streaking through the room.

[Rosebud42]

Unfortunately no one noticed but it must have been cold.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, someone *did* notice it was cold and turned on the heat.

[strokeplayer]

Unfortunately it was too late for "it" to wither and disappear.

[kleclere]

Fortunately the heat revived the withering and disappearing to bring it back to full glory.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, everyone had already zoomed out the door in shock.

[kleclere]

Fortunately they came back to the room to continue the YMCA frenzy.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, the song was over, and "Macho Man" was now on.

[denny]

Fortunately with the heat and the music, the party was ON!

[dicksbro]

Unfortunately the heat was making the partygoers faint.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, there were lots of windows in the room, so everyone opened one.

[dicksbro]

Unfortunately, in anticipation of a hurricane, someone had boarded up the windows with plywood. :(

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, there *were* doors, so we all carried the party outside.

[dicksbro]

Unfortunately, there were lots of mosquitoes.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, I brought my big can of "OFF" from the "ignore ignore" thread and sprayed everyone.

[dicksbro]

Unfortunately, someone had mis-labeled a can of "ON."

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, that made us all want to be "on" each other.

[dicksbro]

Unfortunately ... er ... unfortunately I can't think of an unfortunately! :D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, at that moment, we realized there was *another* building that might serve as party headquarters.

[dicksbro]

Unfortunately it was a radical political "party" headquarters. :(

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, they took a liking to Lilith's mudslides and joined in.

[strokeplayer]

Unfortunately they all had tooooo many and forgot what the party was about.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately they really didn't need to know what the party was about--only that it was a party.

[kleclere]

Unfortunately the party was going very good and no one wanted to leave.

[dicksbro]

Fortunately, the caterers had made the arrangement to keep it stocked until it was over.

[kleclere]

Unfortunately it doesn't seem like its going to get over very soon.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

And that's fortunate. :D

[Cheyanne]

Unfortunately, the building was rented out to the "Grandmas against Bingo" club.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, we weren't playing bingo.

[Rosebud42]

Unfortunately the Grandmas were in no mood to party.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, they decided it was waaaaay past their bedtimes, so they went home to watch Lawrence Welk reruns and put in their curlers.

[Cheyanne]

Unfortunately, they felt the need to lecture some of the partygoers on proper party ettiquette...

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, they had their hearing aids turned down when the partygoers decided to lecture back.

[Cheyanne]

Unfortunately, the Grandma's decided that everyone needed to have their hair dyed powder peach, powder blue, and powder purple...

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, the Grandmas were also half-blind, and instead dyed the nearby dogs' hair.

[dicksbro]

Unfortunately, the dyed dogs died.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, the grannies always carried shovels around in the trunks of their Cadillacs for such occasions.

[skipthisone]

Unfortunately, they ground was frozen

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, they also had kerosene heaters to fire up.

[skipthisone]

Unfortunately, a streaker came by and they all had heart attacks and died on the spot

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, we were all still around, with lots of dead dogs, grannies, and shovels--and plenty of time to dig.

[skipthisone]

Unfortunately, a swarm of locusts came by and ate the bodies

[IAKaraokeGirl]

That was fortunate for us--less work to do.

[skipthisone]

Unfortunately, we were co-opted by a group of Fem-Doms nad put into shakles

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, most of us liked that and were willing to be restrained.

[skipthisone]

Unfortunately they were going to whip the women

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, all the men stepped in and offered themselves to receive double lashings so the women would be spared. (How chivalrous!) :D

[skipthisone]

Unfortunately this line of thinking was getting out of hand and Skip had to change the subject

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, I can play along with that, too, as I'm LMAO @skip. :D

[skipthisone]

Unfortunately I am so smitten with IAKG I keep playing till it hurts

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, I won't hurt skippy too much...only enough that he wants me to kiss his owies. ;)

[dicksbro]

Unfortunately, DB intervenes so that Skip can have a "fortunately"

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, I'm patient enough to wait around for skip...or anyone else who wants to play this game. :D

[kleclere]

Unfortunately the number of people who want to play is dewindling.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, I'm still here.

[strokeplayer]

Unfortunately it is past my bedtime.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, it is morning and I'm in the games again.

[dicksbro]

Unfortunately I had to be at work then.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, you're back now.

[kleclere]

Unfortunately he's not here right now.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, you are, and I think we can come up with some kind of plot on our own.

[kleclere]

Unfortunately there are so many plots and so little time.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, with Pixies' new lease on life, we have more time than we thought we did.

[denny]

Unfotunately our own plots rarely coincide.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, people at Pixies are usually patient, and will wait for the proper plot to arrive.

[kleclere]

Unfortunately it hasn't arrived yet.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, most of us are more patient than kleclere. :D

[osuche]

Unfortunately, everyone's patience eventually runs out

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, once our patience runs out, we'll just start that big Pixies orgy.

[strokeplayer]

Unfortunately I am ready for the orgy now...and there is no one to play with.

[dicksbro]

Fortunately, at Pixies, finding people thinking about sex isn't too difficult.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, I think most of them are asleep now.

[dicksbro]

Fortunately that means they're still close by.

[denny]

Unfortunately it is now the middle of the day and they are all busy.

[dicksbro]

Fortunately that means the evening hours are still ahead of them.

[kleclere]

Unfortunately it is day time here so they are back.

[dicksbro]

Fortunately, several hours have passed by now.

[osuche]

Unfortunately, the board is getting empty again

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, it's now Sunday night and I haven't killed my mother yet. :D

[osuche]

Unfortunately, murder often happens at night.

:D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, I have a houseful of witnesses, and, even thought I've done much research, I haven't yet figured out a way to kill anyone without getting caught. ;)

[kleclere]

Unfortunately they always get there man/ woman in those types of things.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, that saves the rest of us from possible harm.

[kleclere]

Unfortunately it doesn't do much good for annoying mothers.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, the end is drawing near, and I'll have my house and sanity back soon.

[kleclere]

Unfortunately they shall return.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, not for a long while. :D

[strokeplayer]

Unfortunately relatives never go away...they are always relatives.

[kleclere]

Fortunately you can be far enough to away to leave you alone.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, they always know where to find you.

[denny]

Fortunately you have each other, loved ones are wonderful to have.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, we don't always remember that.

[denny]

Fortunately, we remind each other.

[kleclere]

Unfortunately not everyone remind you of those things.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, sometimes we figure it out on our own.

[kleclere]

Unfortunately if we wait for to figure it out ourself we may get passed by.

[denny]

Fortunately, you needn't wait with friends here.

[dicksbro]

Unfortunately, at this hour (4:30AM), most are still asleep.

[cowgirltease]

Fortunately I'm awake! and sleepless!:confused:

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, I'm sleepy--and awake!

[Rosebud42]

Fortunately things are quieter now, and you can go to sleep when you want to.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, I have to start work too soon. :)

[skipthisone]

Fortunately you have pixies on the side.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, I have a lot to do today and will not be able to be here as much as I'd like.

[Lovediva]

Fortunately I did everything yesterday! So I can perv all day here! ;) :D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, I couldn't!

[Rosebud42]

Fortunately I can come to pixies, as well to take a break, during the day.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, not all Pixies can do that.

[Rosebud42]

Fortunately, the pixies all come to play at some point in the day.

[dicksbro]

Unfortunately, we can't all stay all day. :(

[skipthisone]

Fortunately we all work well together when we get together

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, we don't have the resources for a huge, all-Pixies meeting aka orgy. ;)

[osuche]

Fortunately, we do have pixies place

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, it doesn't help us in real life--that much. :)

[osuche]

Fortunately it is a good outlet for sexual frusteration

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, at least some Pixies wish it was an outlet involving more than one person. :D

[Lovediva]

Fortunately there are alot of Pixies that contribute!

[dicksbro]

Unfortunately, a lot of members just lurk :(

[dm383]

Fortunately, more and more newbies are posting!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, not all of them are.

[dm383]

Fortunately, you and I and lots of others post LOADS!!!

[kleclere]

Unfortunately loads aren't always what is wanted.

[osuche]

Fortunately we all have choices in how much we post

[kleclere]

Unfortunately we can always post as many posts as we would like. When no one wants to play games with you.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, someone usually comes in to help us out.

[osuche]

Unfortunately they wait until you've almost given up.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, we're still hanging in there.

[Lovediva]

Unfortunately, I gave up!!

[denny]

Fortunately, she's right, they are still hangin'.

[dm383]

Unfortunately, I think they will be for a while yet!

[dicksbro]

Fortunately, that may be the case. ;)

[osuche]

Unfortunately, we all have to move on eventually.

[dicksbro]

Fortunately, we're tough and we can do it.

[Lovediva]

Unfortunately, I'm a wimp and proud of it! :D

[dicksbro]

Fortunately, we count proud wimps, too. :D

[denny]

Unfortunately we need more proud wimps.

[dicksbro]

Fortunately there are wimps that aren't too proud who could also be counted.

[osuche]

Unfortunately not everyone is a wimp.

[dicksbro]

Fortunately, while not everyone is a wimp ... everyone has a rump. (Not sure that that has to do with it, but I was trying for a transition ... :D :D)

[osuche]

Unfortunately, some rumps are nicer than others.

TY DB, I was getting sick of that one myself.

[dicksbro]

Fortunately, there are other parts that can be considered.

[kleclere]

Unfortunately some people only see one part and that's it.

[WildIrish]

Fortunately, that makes it easier for the rest of us.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, some of us are suspicious of easy things.

[dicksbro]

Fortunately, easy things tend to win converts easily.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, you never know how loyal those converts are.

[denny]

Fortunately, things go better with Coke.

[Rosebud42]

Unfortunately, I don't drink Coke.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, there are enough people out there who do to keep the company in profitability.

[dicksbro]

Unfortunately for Coke, there is Pepsi.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, both companies seem to be doing fairly well.

[dicksbro]

Unfortunately, I sometimes drink too much soda.

[WildIrish]

Fortunately, it really does go well with pizza.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, I'm not having pizza for dinner.

[dicksbro]

Fortunately, it can be used with other meals, too.

[denny]

Unfortunately, the sugar is beyond my needs.

[dicksbro]

Fortunately, they do make sugar free sodas.

[denny]

Unfortunately they taste like crap. (Do you know where the slang term 'crapper' came from?)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, you can always drink water, too.

[dicksbro]

Unfortunately, a lot of the tap water tastes like chlorine. Yuck.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, there's always bottled water, or water filters.

[denny]

Unfortunately, that becomes expensive over time.

[osuche]

Fortunately, if you refridgerate tap water the chlorine comes out.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, not all of us have room in our refrigerators.

[WildIrish]

Fortunately, I threw all the body parts out of mine so I have plenty of room!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, the dog carried off the parts, exposing your deviance to your neighbors. :D

[WildIrish]

Fortunately, it wasn't the first time my deviance had been exposed to them. ha ha

[dicksbro]

Unfortunately, the refrigerator needed a good cleaning before the water could be stored in it.

[osuche]

Fortunately, we have soap for that.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, it didn't take care of the problem.

[WildIrish]

Fortunately, we can use the refrigerator of my missing neighbors! Oops, did I say that out loud?

[osuche]

Unfortunately, their house is locked.

[denny]

Fortunately, no home is hard to break into.

[osuche]

(((I like your style, Denny))

Unfortunately, we have morals and probably wouldn't do it. Although we obviously have no problem with killing the neighbors, invading the house is something else...

[denny]

Fortunately some of us can suppress those morals long enough to do something that pleases us.

[osuche]

Unfortunately, we use this supression talent exclusively for sex...and have no energy left for B&E (breaking and entering)

[denny]

Fortunately, when sex is not available other outlets are.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, there are no outlets close by. :D

[osuche]

Fortunately...there is Delta.

:D :p :D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately...there's no airport near me operating Delta within 90 miles or so. :D

[osuche]

Fortunately, there is Expedia, who can choose the best airline...and National, in case we need to drive the 90 miles (it's not that far!)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, you might get lost coming here, as the closest freeway is about an hour. :D

[dicksbro]

Fortunately, I'm pretty good at map reading.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, you can't read a map and drive at the same time.

[Steph]

Fortunately, he can bring friends to help!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, there may be no friends available.

[Lovediva]

Fortunately, I can lend you some.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, you're pretty far away. :)

[kleclere]

Fortunately the roads go all places needed to be gone to.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, some of us don't live near freeways, and it takes longer to get there.

[rockintime]

Fortunately we have extremely powerful cars and like to speed like the devil.

[Sugarsprinkles]

Unfortunately some of us cause tragic accidents.

[Lovediva]

Fortunately cars are made stronger now.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, that sometimes doesn't help.

[Lovediva]

Fortunately, the sexy paramedics will help!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, we all don't have sexy paramedics. :D

[Sugarsprinkles]

Fortunately, we have sexy Pixie men.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, most of them are out of our reach.

[BigBear57]

Fortunately all Pixie's are here to see without a plane ride.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, that doesn't satisfy the urge to touch.

[Steph]

Fortunately, we can touch ourselves.

[dicksbro]

Unfortunately, that's not quite the same.

[IenkiMoonshine]

Fortunately it's still a lot of fun!

[rockintime]

Unfortunately I can't watch.