~Fortunately/Unfortunately~

[Takira]

fortunately a few roses escaped the crush

[denny]

Unfortunately those few were not prepared for the S&M that was to follow.

[Takira]

fortunately most of them were prepared

[denny]

Unfortunately, the few roses left wilted and turned brown.

[gekkogecko]

Fortunately, even wilted rose petals can be used for potpourri, and they were gathered and used for incense so teh orgy could continue.

[denny]

Unfotunately the author could not conjure up another line about dead roses or wilted petals.

[kleclere]

Fortunately after the orgy everyone picked up the dead rose bushes and made a big bon fire for the heat. They all gathered around for marshmellow roasting.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, they didn't have any chocolate or graham crackers for smores.

[kleclere]

Fortunately they had other things to put the marshmellow in between to eat them.

[dicksbro]

Unfortunately, the marshmellows got bumped and fell into the fire where they burned up.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, one of the people around the fire delivered marshmallows to local grocery stores, and he coincidentally had driven his delivery truck home that very day.

[dicksbro]

Unfortunately, he locked the truck doors before he realized his keys were still in the ignition.

[kleclere]

Fortunately a member of the orgy was an out of work lock smith. Carrying his tools with him for just such an emergency. He opened the door and marshmellows flowed like wine.

[denny]

Unfortunately, a sudden storm rained a deluge and dissolved all the marshmallows before they could flow into the orgy party.

[dicksbro]

Fortunately, the orgy was progressing to the point that people were so horny that the marshmellows were no longer important.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, there was one person (there's always one, isn't there?) who REEAAALLY wanted to used the marshmallows as a sexual prop.

[cbass1976]

Fortunately, a stranger came upon the orgy and just so happened to have a sack of marshmallows

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, he didn't realize that the sack had a hole in it, and he had dropped marshmallows in a trail like Hansel and Gretel.

[dicksbro]

Fortunately the trail was really, really short and so by walking a little less than 3 feet, one of the lost marshmellows was found.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, it was one of those funky, lime green-colored and flavored ones, which no one liked.

[dicksbro]

Fortunately one of the people in the orgy suddenly remembered they had some marshmellow ice cream topping in their tote bag and got it out.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, the marshmallow cream top had been open, and there was sticky white stuff all over the inside of the tote bag.

[dicksbro]

Fortunately, the sticky white stuff wasn't from the marshmellow. It had somehow not spilled out but was held in place by the loose lid.

[gekkogecko]

Unfortunately, the sticky white stuff outside the jar had been allowed by the loose lid to mix with the sticky white stuff inside the jar, and people were now rather dubious of any sticky white stuff.

[dicksbro]

Fortunately, Dubious called called home by his mother and so the rest dove in.

[horseman12]

Unfortunately, they all became addicted to the sticky white stuff, and were labeled sticky white stuff junkies, or swsj's for short.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, they liked their new nickname.

[horseman12]

Unfortunately, an evil person obtained all the stick white stuff and tripled the street value

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, the group developed another addiction very rapidly--harmonica playing.

[horseman12]

Unfortunately none could carry a tune even if someone else was to tote it for them

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, they were all tone-deaf and didn't know they were off-tune.

[dicksbro]

Unfortunately, they could tell something was wrong because people were tapping their feet to different rhythms.

[horseman12]

Fortunately, a traveling nude music teacher came to town

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, the traveling nude music teacher was blind and tripped over the tote bag.

[horseman12]

Fortunately for the men she landed in the right position for all of them to have thier way with her

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, the men were still trying to play their harmonicas.

[dicksbro]

Fortunately, it wasn't their harmonicas that were having their way with her, rather something more "upright" so to speak.

[Takira]

unfortunately it wasn't what she thought it was.

[kleclere]

Fortunately she was having so much fun with what was going on, she didn't care what they were using.

[Takira]

unfortunately it wasn't big enough

[kleclere]

Fortunately the guys from Pixies showed up and she was more than satisfied.

[dicksbro]

Unfortunately, she never stayed satisfied very long. No sooner were all the pants pulled up and zipped, and she was ready for more.

[PixieQueen]

Fortunately she could go all night.

[gekkogecko]

Unfortunately, even the pixie's guys couldn't.

[PixieQueen]

Fortunately, she was good at pleasing herself.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, right at that moment Scooby-Doo and the gang showed up, and the woman lost interest.

[PixieQueen]

Fortunately, she liked Scooby Doo, so she wasn't mad they showed up.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, the Creeper showed up right behind them.

[PixieQueen]

Fortunately, she knew who that was. :confused:

[kleclere]

Unfortunately the Pixies guys were getting horny again and the only one who wanted any was Velma.

[PixieQueen]

Fortunately, Velma's hot.

[kleclere]

Unfortunately Scoobie was keeping everyone from helping Velma out.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, Velma had a super-sized box of Scooby Snacks ready for such an occasion.

[kleclere]

Unfortunely Shaggy had eaten them all and Scoobie was still on guard preventing Velma from quelling her desires.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, Scrappy Doo (that annoying little sucker) popped in for a visit at that time, and distracted Scooby long enough for Velma to sneak away.

[dicksbro]

Unfortunately, she tripped as she tried to sneak away and landed bottoms up, attracting even more Scooby attention.

[gekkogecko]

Fortunately, when she landed, her skirt flipped up, revealing that she wasn't wearing panties, which attracted *everyone's* attention.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

(OMG...Scooby is my daughter's favorite, and I'll never be able watch it--or Velma--the same way again!)

Unfortunately (for Velma at least), at that moment the Justice League rolled into town, ready to save the group and take them...where the hell were they going? I've already forgotten! :D

[Aqua]

Fortunately Aquaman was there and with amazing speed was behind Velma's upturned ass and taking care of her needs. (And his too, truth be told... ) ;)

(Amazing that Scooby-Doo is involved now... what happened to the Amish village??) :p

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, Wonder Woman, who always had a secret "thing" for Aquaman, got jealous.

(But isn't this fun???) :)

[Aqua]

Fortunately Wonder Woman likes girls too... and since we all KNOW Velma was a lesbian she had no problems with Wonder Woman sliding underneath her and making it a trio.

(She didn't mind the male attention because she was really horny and she left her dildo collection at home...)

[dicksbro]

Fortunately, Superman, who always had really hard "thing," was there to satisfy Wonder Woman and deflower ... er ....defuse the situation.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Wow--a superhero foursome? :D

Unfortunately, the Joker, the Riddler, Lex Luther, and all other bad guys and gals had ganged together, and the Justice League was called away before anything "good" could happen.

[Aqua]

Fortunately, none of those villains are Aquaman's nemesis, so he stayed behind to, uhm, well, stay behind... Velma! :p

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, Velma said "Jinkies" before Aquaman could do anything, meaning she'd found a clue...and the gang disappeared off in search of the next mystery.

[Aqua]

Fortunately none of those villains were Wonder Woman's foes either, so she had stayed behind with Aquaman.

[Lilith]

Unfortunately Aquaman did not bring along the purple seahorse....

[kleclere]

Fortunately he did provide enough lube for all to enjoy them selves.

[dicksbro]

Unfortunately, the lube caused an allergic reaction.

[kleclere]

Fortunately the people from the Amish village had seen this reaction and had an ointment to get rid of it.

[Aqua]

Unfortunately they had managed to get far away from the Amish village. (I think...)

[kleclere]

Fortunately the Amish villagers had come looking for the people when they hear the people from Pixies had arrived. Know what fun loving people they are. The Amish had to meet up with them.

[Aqua]

Unfortunately, in their rush to meet up with the Pixies people, they forgot the ointment.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, being the simple, all-knowing folk they are, they were able to whip up some ointment from the plants that were growing along the side of the road.

[kleclere]

Unfortunately the plants they used from the side of the road ditch weed, wild hemp and didn't do anything for the ointment.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, they didn't need any other plants because miraculously, the rashes healed themselves, and the Pixie's people were once again able to enjoy themselves (this time, though, without that lube).

[kleclere]

Unfortunately the Amish, not being as open minded as the people from Pixies, thought the fun was heathenistic so they left.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, the Pixies people were getting ready to head out themselves to a more accepting, open-minded place...like Washington, DC. :D

[gekkogecko]

Unfortunately, Washington, DC had been shut down by a combination of too much snow and terror alerts.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, the snow melted just in time for the Pixies people to catch a train and take a detour to Orlando to visit The Mouse.

[Lilith]

Unfortunately Mickey decided to join in on all the sexy Pixies fun and ended up exposing his mini mousekateer

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, Minnie was there to help him out.

[horseman12]

unfortunately, minnies lil mouseketeer was larger than mickeys

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, Goofy showed up at the right time.

[dicksbro]

Unfortunately, Minnie wanted him to "firm up" not "show up." She was not simple voyeur afterall. :D

[horseman12]

fortunately after all was said and done they all agreed to have a threesome

[kleclere]

Unfortunately minnie wasn't into anal so they couldn't have a minnie sandwich.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, Minnie *would* agree to oral, though.

[horseman12]

Unfortunately she was not very talented in this area of pleasure

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, Mickey decided he would take what he could get.

[horseman12]

unfortunately minnie had other ideas

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, Daisy Duck happened to stroll by, with a flyer on a huge party being thrown at Dayton Beach and an offer to show everyone the way there.

[hellsbells]

Unfortunately there wasn't enough transport for everyone to be able to go

[gekkogecko]

Fortunately, they all agreed to book flights on "Mile-High Tours"

[kleclere]

Unfortunately "Mile-High Tours" never made it to the mile high mark . So the turbulence was more then what they could handle.

[txgrneyes]

Fortunately, everyone was in a partying mood so they started the party on the way....

[horseman12]

unfortunately, there was a little bit too much alcohol consumption

[gekkogecko]

Fortunately, those who consumed too much alcohol passed out, thus not affecting the rest of the crowd.

[kleclere]

Unfortunately the rest of the crowd soon got bored without the people who had consumed to much so they just sat there.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, someone had a Twister game.

[kleclere]

Unfortunately they were still dressed so twister wasn't as much fun.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, someone suggested that everyone disrobe.

[Stevo]

Unfortunately, A couple were afraid too.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, the others had awesome powers of persuasion.

[kleclere]

Unfortunately while disrobing they stepped on the spinner and broke it.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, they had another entire game of Twister available, since they had so many participants, and *it* had a spinner.

[kleclere]

Unfortunately after the first spin John fell right on Betty placing his cock into her boobs.

[Stevo]

Fortunately, Betty didn't mind at all

[kleclere]

Unfortunately Monica John's wife did.

[IenkiMoonshine]

Fortunately, Monica was soon distracted by Ted, Betty's husband, who was spread out across the Twister board... and across Monica's body.

[kleclere]

Unfortunately no one was calling anymore colors.

[IenkiMoonshine]

Fortunately, the lack of color-calling didn't seem to keep anyone from twisting in knots all over the board...

[ryker]

Unfortunately the bottle of baby oil someone had smuggled in broke open at that point

[IenkiMoonshine]

Fortunately the baby oil did nothing but speed up the twisting and untwisting...

[kleclere]

Unfortunately people were filling holes no expected to be filled.

[WildIrish]

Fortunately the doorbell rang.

[hellsbells]

Unfortunately I never heard the doorbell ring

[Aqua]

Fortunately, being that they are partying on an airplane, it wasn't the doorbell at all, it was the flight attendant trying to get everyone back to there seats 'cause the plane was getting ready to land.

[kleclere]

Unfortunately all the baby oil around they kept sliding out of the seats.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, the flight attendants had tons of those little moist towelettes for everyone to wipe off with.

[dicksbro]

Unfortunately, the towelettes had sat too long and had dried out.

[Aqua]

Fortunately, being that they were covered in baby oil, a dry towlette worked much better for soaking up all that oil.

[hellsbells]

Fortunately there was a new pack

[WildIrish]

Unfortunately, it was the pilot's towelettes.

[hellsbells]

Fortunately he was the generous type

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately the co-pilot, who sat right next to the pilot, wasn't.

[kleclere]

Fortunately the pilot was good at talking things out, so he was able to share the towelettes.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, while talking things out, he forgot to turn on the autopilot, and the plane dipped dangerously.

[kleclere]

Fortunately in the dip all the baby oiled folks slide together and the fun began again.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, the plane continued to sprial towards the ground.

[kleclere]

Fortunately the co pilot regained control and put the plane on autopilot.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, as the co-pilot got up to go join the fun, his arm hit the auto-pilot switch, and the plane lurched forward.

[kleclere]

Fortunately a stewardess was there to catch him in her mouth.

[south]

Unfortunately she was wearing braces with lots of sharp edges.

[Mercury_Maniac]

Fortunately there was a doctor on board, a female doctor

[kleclere]

Unfortunately she didn't have her doctors bag with her.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, there was a decent first aid kit on the plane.

[Summer]

Unfortunately they had used all of its contents performing a 'Sky High Child Birth' a few days earlier.

[denny]

Fortunately by this time he has healed and was shagging the doctor vigorously.

[Steph]

Unfortunately, the doctor was a pre-op transsexual

[Summer]

Fortunately he was down with that and kept on keeping on.

[denny]

Unfortunately the steward skewered him in his poisterior and threw him off.

[dicksbro]

Fortunately, somebody noticed the thread had fallen into disuse and revived it. :)

[kleclere]

Unfortunately Noone from Pixies wants it to die so here we are.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, I, too, am reviving it.

[Steph]

Unfortunately, I forget where the thread left off with all the talk of revival! :)

[dm383]

Fortunately, we can start again!! :)

[hellsbells]

unfortunately I am not good at starting anything

[dicksbro]

Fortunately it's already started. :)

[Steph]

Fortunately, we all enjoy playing.

[dicksbro]

Unfortunately, we don't always have all the time we want. :(

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, most of us can make time.

[kleclere]

Unfortunately not everyone like to play but us die hards. LOL

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, there are enough of us die-hards to get this thread going again. Anyone want to give it a shot?

[dicksbro]

Unfortunately, after a long drive, my brain isn't functioning to it's full potential and, also unfortunately, I realize saying that leaves me open to a lot of ribbing. :D :D

[kleclere]

Fortunately we all got together to caress and think of how to get DB back to potential.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, DB didn't get the memo, so we all just had a group grope instead. :D

[dm383]

Fortunately (for him!) DB arrived in time to join in!!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, just as DB arrived, the party broke up.

[dicksbro]

Fortunately, DB brought enough to take the cab back home :(.

[PantyFanatic]

Unfortunately his family took to opportunity of his absence to sell the house and move.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, DB had a pretty good idea where they went.

[PantyFanatic]

Unfortunately DB couldn't figure out why they never leave a note when they do this. :rolleyes:

[Goddess_X]

Fortunatly, I am in a feisty mood this morning :hot:

[campingboy]

Unfortunatly the cure for bring feistiness is a spanking. This is going to hurt me more then you????

[Goddess_X]

Fortunatly: Spanking is pleasurable.

[The Shadow]

Unfortunatly Im not there to give it to you:spank:



:hot: :hot: :hot:

[kleclere]

Fortunately there were enough people there to spank her rather well.

[Passion Please]

Unfortunately for her they tied her down so we could each have a turn spanking her.

[skipthisone]

Fortunately for her I licked my finger and slipped it into her.

[Goddess_X]

Unfortunatly It was only his finger.

[skipthisone]

Fortunatly he was just getting started with her...

[Goddess_X]

Unfortunatly she is impatient :D

[skipthisone]

Fortunately when she wiggles in inpatience he gives her a swat.

[Goddess_X]

Unfortunatly the pleasure is so intense, she just can't stop wiggling and teeters helplessly on the brink of ecstacy.

[Ozling]

Fortunately i got to read that ;)

[Urlryn]

Unfortunately I wasn't there to satisfy Goddess

[Goddess_X]

Fortunatly all the men of pixies are sexy and capable...

[dicksbro]

Unfortunately, we're not all in Paradise right now. :(

[Goddess_X]

Fortunatly our minds take us wherever we want to go. :D

[Goddess_X]

Unfortunatly~ No one wants to play with her anymore. :(

[dm383]

Fortunately a Superhero appeared, to play with Goddess just the way she likes!! :devil: ;)

[dicksbro]

Unfortunately, he couldn't get his tights off.

[Goddess_X]

Fortunatly the tights are crotchless. :lust:

[skipthisone]

Unfortunately He wasnt up and ready

[dm383]

Fortunately, he didn't have any problem GETTING up & ready!!

[denny]

Unfotunately he was way too large to make this an easy proposition.

[Goddess_X]

Fortunatly size doesn't matter.

[speedy]

unfortunately he couldnt decide where to put it

[denny]

Fortunately she gave him all the possible choices.

[Ozling]

unfortunately idunno wtf ya'll are talking about :D

[denny]

Fortunately we know we are talking about being up and ready for Goddess

[Goddess_X]

Unfortunatly they are taking their sweet time about it. :lust:

[Passion Please]

Fortunately I was up and ready and knew just where to slide it right on in....

[dm383]

Unfortunately, PassionPlease beat me to it!! :(

[Takira]

fortunately you may get another chance dm

[dm383]

Unfortunately, to have a chance with either of the 2 Goddesses above, it means fighting off another man!! (errmm..... who's the biggest?? LOL)

[Takira]

fortunately maybe all ya gotta do is ask

[dm383]

Unfortunately, I'm here & you're there...... and my credit card is just about maxed out!! :(

[Takira]

fortunately, you can apply for another credit card.... lol

[dm383]

Unfortunately, "usa" is a kinda BIG place!! :)

[hellsbells]

Fortunatley we have maps and stuff

[Slow Ride]

unfortunatley Goddesses & Takira houses are not marked on the map

[Goddess_X]

Fortunatly Slow's ride has auto pilot :D

[dm383]

Unfortunately, I don't know where Slow Ride is either!!

[Slow Ride]

Fortunately .......I would give Goddess directions to where to find me:D

[dm383]

Unfortunately, that still leaves me out in the cold! *shivers*

[dicksbro]

Fortunately, some blankets don't cost much.

[Slow Ride]

Unfortunately.......Goddess_x is not under my blanket !!!!!

[denny]

Fortunately that may give me an opportunity.

[dicksbro]

Unfortunately, she isn't posting much encouragement.

[Slow Ride]

Fortunately.......I'm a pretty smoothe talker...maybe I can talk some encouragement into her !

[Goddess_X]

Unfortunatly, she has been away

[Slow Ride]

Fortunately.......... she's bacccccccccccccck *kisses & licks*

[dicksbro]

Unfortunately ... she's probably still asleep. :(

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, I'm here.

[denny]

Unfotunately, not for long.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, I'll be able to be reached through the Yahoo group, as will a lot of us.

[Slow Ride]

Unfotunately...........I will still miss Pixies and all the wonderful people here

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, I've been sending out group hugs.

[Slow Ride]

Unfotunately........I didn't get a hug !!!!!!!!!!!!! :(

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, then, you get one of your very own, instead of a group one. ;)

[Slow Ride]

Unfotunately........it stopped with a hug !!!! (thank you for the personal hug..........*hugs you back*)

[denny]

Fortunately, I walked in on you.

[Slow Ride]

Unfotunately.........I should have locked the door

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, denny likes to watch. ;)

[denny]

Unfortunately, I also like to play.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, denny's willing to wait his turn. :D

[denny]

Unfortunately I've become overly impatient.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately for denny, Slow Ride got a different offer and left. :D

[denny]

Unfortunately thats what happens if you don't lock the door, come here singer!

[kleclere]

Fortunately for us all the video camera was running giving all of Pixies a good view of the action.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, the battery died.

[denny]

Unfortunately I had a zit right on my posterior.

[kleclere]

Fortunately the battery backup was working fine and Denny's zit was in full view.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, you're easily distracted and forgot about filming. :D

[denny]

Fortunately my camera was clicking away.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, you quickly realized that kleclere was receiving all of my womanly charms instead of you.

[denny]

Fortunately, I'm not easily hurt.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, Lilith wanted to take you into the dungeon and do exactly that. ;)

[denny]

Fortunately I was willing to go, it hurts so good.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, she forgot her keys to the dungeon, and you were both locked out.

[denny]

Fortunately, they left the light on!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, that meant you were out for all the world to see your punishment.

[Slow Ride]

Fortunately........while Denny is being punished.....I pick up where I left off with IAKaraokeGirl

[Slow Ride]

Unfortunately...........I guess I'm by myself here !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Slow Ride]

fortunately............I do have mother thumb and her four daughters

[denny]

Unfortunately, Mother thumb spanked them and sent them to bed.

[Slow Ride]

fortunately............. I go everywhere that they go............almost as if we were attached

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Unfortunately, as you went where they went, I came back into the room.