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IAKaraokeGirl
10-22-2003, 01:43 PM
....and I'll show you someone who appreciates a Pixie man.
Show me an empty cornfield...
dicksbro
10-22-2003, 04:39 PM
... and I'll show the wonder of another season.
Show me a child running through the leaves ...
IAKaraokeGirl
10-22-2003, 04:40 PM
...and I'll show you a parent, inwardly screaming over the hours it took to initially rake them up. :)
Show me a person with many friends...
musicman
10-22-2003, 05:38 PM
and I'll show you someone who's good to them
show me a kick ass party
IAKaraokeGirl
10-22-2003, 05:39 PM
...and I'll show you a bunch of people doing karaoke. :D
Show me a man who wants to spoil his lady...
musicman
10-22-2003, 05:41 PM
and I"ll show you a lucky lady
show me a weekend away for no reason
dicksbro
10-23-2003, 04:35 AM
... and I'll show you an enjoyable time.
Show me a hot fudge sundae ...
IAKaraokeGirl
10-23-2003, 01:51 PM
...and I'll show you a woman underneath it, being pleasured.
Show me a man pacing...
WildIrish
10-23-2003, 02:25 PM
and I'll show you a worn out carpet.
Show me some snow...
IAKaraokeGirl
10-23-2003, 02:31 PM
...and I'll wallop you with a huge snowball.
Show me a happy camper...
kleclere
10-23-2003, 03:54 PM
And I'll show you someone without allergies.
Show me the way to a woman's heart and I'll show you....
IAKaraokeGirl
10-23-2003, 03:59 PM
...a finger, pointed in the direction of her man.
Show me a red bra and panties...
kleclere
10-23-2003, 04:05 PM
And I'll show you them hanging on a corn stalk.
Show me a naked woman in a corn field and I'll show you....
IAKaraokeGirl
10-23-2003, 04:06 PM
...someone else, wishing he was there with her.
Show me a puppy dog...
kleclere
10-23-2003, 06:25 PM
And I'll show you an animal lover with a big heart.
Show me a lady who trusts in the future and I'll show you...
dicksbro
10-23-2003, 06:27 PM
a person with a great attitude.
Show me someone who is trusting ...
kleclere
10-23-2003, 06:45 PM
And I'll show you a truely loving person.
Show me a basket of fruit and I'll show you...
dicksbro
10-23-2003, 06:52 PM
... a big wicker thing filled with lots of strange people. :D
Show me a fun evening out ...
kleclere
10-23-2003, 07:17 PM
And I'll show you a couple very tired when they get home.
Show me a couple all sweaty and I'll show you...
IAKaraokeGirl
10-23-2003, 07:18 PM
...a couple having a great time. :)
Show me someone who appreciates the little things...
kleclere
10-23-2003, 07:21 PM
And I'll show you a lover who can't keep their hands off you.
Show me someone who takes time to enjoy life and I'll show you....
strokeplayer
10-23-2003, 07:25 PM
Someone who is in love with IAKG.
Show me someone who likes sunrises and sunsets and I'll show you...
kleclere
10-23-2003, 07:35 PM
A person with both in their heart.
Show me a person who sees things in a different light and I'll show you.....
dicksbro
10-23-2003, 08:59 PM
somebody with one of those black lights. :)
Show me a left over piece of pizza ...
denny
10-23-2003, 09:02 PM
and I'll show you someone with tomato sauce on their lips.
Show me a woman with an oral fetish and..........
dicksbro
10-23-2003, 09:11 PM
and I'll show you my kind of woman. :D
Show me a fast car ...
musicman
10-25-2003, 06:59 AM
and (hopefully) I'll show you a fast woman
show me a naked pixie
dicksbro
10-25-2003, 05:24 PM
... and I'll show you a thread worth looking at. :D
Show me an empty condom wrapper ...
musicman
10-25-2003, 10:32 PM
and I'll show you a happy couple
show me a bad porn movie
dicksbro
10-26-2003, 05:43 AM
... and I'll so you an audience paying more attention to each other.
Show me the light of a silvery moon ...
musicman
10-26-2003, 08:48 AM
and I 'll show your a romantic couple walking underneath it
show me a drive-in movie
IAKaraokeGirl
10-27-2003, 10:03 AM
...and I'll show you someone there who appreciates the past.
Show me a French Maid Halloween costume...
dicksbro
10-27-2003, 07:04 PM
... and I'll show you a guy wanting to see the top shelves dusted. :D
Show me a jacuzzi ....
IAKaraokeGirl
10-27-2003, 07:05 PM
...and I'll show you a woman that doesn't want to get out. :D
Show me someone who found out his/her lover's ticklish spot...
dicksbro
10-27-2003, 07:08 PM
and I'll show you a bedroom explorer. :)
Show me a clock ...
IAKaraokeGirl
10-27-2003, 07:18 PM
...and I'll show you someone watching the minutes intently.
Show me a game of shuffleboard...
strokeplayer
10-27-2003, 07:20 PM
And I'll show you a very nice, warm, friendly couple having fun.
Show me a full tank of gas...
IAKaraokeGirl
10-27-2003, 07:21 PM
...and I'll show you a couple with places to go and people to see.
Show me two or three running children...
strokeplayer
10-27-2003, 07:22 PM
...and I'll show you a mommy that is thinking of pulling her hair out... or planning to send them off with Daddy.
Show me a cornfield...
IAKaraokeGirl
10-27-2003, 07:26 PM
...and I'll show you red lingerie, hanging from a cornstalk. :D
Show me weekend travelers...
strokeplayer
10-27-2003, 07:27 PM
...and I'll show you warm times with good friends.
Show me a camera...
dicksbro
10-27-2003, 10:30 PM
... and I'll show you some great midwestern pictures.
Show me some chocolate bars ...
kleclere
10-28-2003, 05:43 PM
And I'll show you sugar hopped up kids.
Show me a shaved pussy and I'll show you....
IAKaraokeGirl
10-28-2003, 05:44 PM
...someone who doesn't mind a little stubble.
Show me someone willing to sit and wait with someone special...
kleclere
10-28-2003, 05:56 PM
And I'll show you someone who enjoys the company.
Show me a woman who sees the good in people and I'll show you....
IAKaraokeGirl
10-28-2003, 05:57 PM
...a woman who appreciates others.
Show me someone who has a "to do" list...
kleclere
10-28-2003, 07:03 PM
And I'll show you someone willing to finish those lists.
Show me a woman with a cock buried deep in her pussy and I'll show you .....
IAKaraokeGirl
10-28-2003, 07:04 PM
...a woman who has what she wants.
Show me someone who tries to think of excuses to be with someone...
kleclere
10-28-2003, 07:07 PM
And I'll show you a person who will follow them to the ends of the earth.
Show me a man who wears his heart on his sleeve and I'll show you....
IAKaraokeGirl
10-28-2003, 07:08 PM
...a very happy woman, because of that.
Show me someone who tells their love their deepest emotions...
kleclere
10-28-2003, 07:21 PM
And I'll show you someone truely in love.
Show me a woman with no inhibitions and I'll show you...
IAKaraokeGirl
10-28-2003, 07:22 PM
...someone who feels totally comfortable with the man she's with.
Show me someone who keeps his or her promises...
kleclere
10-28-2003, 07:24 PM
And I'll show you a trusted person.
Show me a person with love in their heart and I'll show you.....
IAKaraokeGirl
10-28-2003, 07:25 PM
...someone who holds someone's heart inside their hands.
Show me someone who is positive about the future...
kleclere
10-28-2003, 07:36 PM
And I'll show you someone who has a great outlook on life.
Show me a lady who pleasures those she loves and I'll show you......
IAKaraokeGirl
10-28-2003, 07:37 PM
...someone devoted to those she cares about.
Show me someone who would do anything for a friend...
strokeplayer
10-28-2003, 07:39 PM
...and I'll show you a woman with a BIG heart.
Show me a woman who loves karaoke...
IAKaraokeGirl
10-28-2003, 07:41 PM
...and I'll show you a woman who's conquered at least part of her fear of being in front of others.
Show me a man who would do anything for the woman he loves...
strokeplayer
10-28-2003, 07:42 PM
...and I'll show you a man who is truly in love and will let her fly free.
Show me a woman who will share with others...
kleclere
10-28-2003, 07:54 PM
And I'll show a woman that is very caring.
Show me a person that has patience for others and I'll show you.....
musicman
10-28-2003, 08:07 PM
a very patient person :)
show me someone who has little patience for people
kleclere
10-28-2003, 08:29 PM
And I'll show you someone easily urked.
Show me a woman who loves to swallow and I'll show you.....
musicman
10-28-2003, 11:28 PM
a whole line of guys waiting for their turn
show me a guy who likes to go down
IAKaraokeGirl
10-29-2003, 04:15 AM
...and I'll show you a very happy lady.
Show me someone who knows where the sun rises and sets...
dicksbro
10-29-2003, 06:20 AM
... and I'll show you a student of the seasons.
Show me a naked so/spouse ....
musicman
10-29-2003, 08:22 AM
and I'll show you the other one joining them in a big hurry
show me that same couple taking hot new pics for pixies
dicksbro
10-30-2003, 04:54 AM
... and I'll show you an unihibited couple.
Show me a flat tire ...
IAKaraokeGirl
10-30-2003, 02:35 PM
...and I'll show you a cute tow truck driver. :)
Show me a dry cake...
kleclere
10-30-2003, 08:44 PM
And I'll show you a cake half eatten.
Show me a fantasy life and I'll show you....
IAKaraokeGirl
10-30-2003, 08:44 PM
...someone with an active imagination and hopes.
Show me someone with high blood sugar...
musicman
10-30-2003, 08:48 PM
and I"ll show you someone who eats too much candy
show me a bag full o goodies.....
IAKaraokeGirl
10-30-2003, 08:50 PM
...and I'll show you a power trick-or-treater.
Show me someone who trusts another...
kleclere
10-30-2003, 09:02 PM
And I'll show you a loving person.
Show me a lady who enjoys anal sex and I'll show you.....
IAKaraokeGirl
10-30-2003, 09:06 PM
...a woman, willing to do most anything.
Show me a woman who only wants to please her partner...
kleclere
10-30-2003, 09:10 PM
And I'll show you someone who is very good at what she does.
Show me a person who pleasures others before themself and I'll show you....
IAKaraokeGirl
10-30-2003, 09:12 PM
...someone who receives joy from their partner's satisfaction.
Show me someone a bit biased....
musicman
10-31-2003, 08:17 AM
and I'll show you a parent
show me a group of cute kids in halloween costumes
Mercury_Maniac
10-31-2003, 08:27 AM
and I'll show you a bunch of shenanigans doing the devils work
Show me a house haunted by hot supermodels
musicman
10-31-2003, 08:38 AM
and I'll show you a guy who is not afraid of ghosts!
show me the surprise return of an ex-SO
IAKaraokeGirl
10-31-2003, 08:59 AM
...and I'll show you someone who wants to show how much better they are without them.
Show me someone who is anticipating extremely good sex...
musicman
10-31-2003, 09:08 AM
and I'll show you the matching erection.....
show me someone who is planning to surprise their SO was good sex
kleclere
10-31-2003, 12:32 PM
And I'll show you someone with an excited S/O.
Show me a beautiful woman all dressed up and I'll show you......
IAKaraokeGirl
10-31-2003, 12:36 PM
...a man, about to take her out on the town.
Show me two people madly in love...
dicksbro
10-31-2003, 12:38 PM
... and I'll show public signs of affection.
Show me an empty billfold ...
kleclere
10-31-2003, 01:02 PM
I'll show you a married man.
Show me a group of Pixies members and I'll show you.......
musicman
10-31-2003, 06:23 PM
a massive orgy ;)
show me a heart full of love
dicksbro
11-01-2003, 07:27 AM
... and I'll show you a picture of contentment.
Show me a couple holding hands ...
kleclere
11-01-2003, 08:24 AM
And I'll show you a couple with their hands superglued together.
Show me a lady that has too many clothes on and I'll show you.....
musicman
11-01-2003, 08:25 AM
me trying to take them off....
show me a hot female police officer
dicksbro
11-02-2003, 05:29 AM
... and I'll show you a lady cop wearing too many warm clothes with her uniform. :)
Show me a stewardess ...
musicman
11-02-2003, 08:16 AM
and I'll show you the newest member of the mile high club
show me an all female nudist resort
kleclere
11-02-2003, 10:03 AM
And I'll show you a lot of guys with cameras standing around the fences.
Show me a guy trying to get in the all female nudist resort and I'll show you....
osuche
11-02-2003, 10:46 AM
...a man good at walking with his dick between his legs.
Show me an Ohio State football fan...
BigBear57
11-02-2003, 10:48 AM
and I'll show you a person not to argue football with LOL
Show me a guy with a silly grin.
osuche
11-02-2003, 10:49 AM
...and I'll show you a guy who enjoyed his weekend.
Show me a lady with dreams...
BigBear57
11-02-2003, 10:53 AM
and I'll show you a woman with direction.
Show me a man with desire.
osuche
11-02-2003, 10:57 AM
...and I'll show you a man int he room with me.
Show me a woman who is being coy...
BigBear57
11-02-2003, 11:28 AM
and I'll show you a man who should keep at it..... some things are worth the extra effort.
Show me a woman who is in total control.
musicman
11-02-2003, 12:36 PM
and I'll show you a submisive guy
show me a dominant male
osuche
11-02-2003, 03:12 PM
...and I'll show oyu a guy who piques my interest.
Show me an airline that always runs on time...
musicman
11-02-2003, 07:18 PM
and I'll show you an aberration (sp?)
show me someone who travels a lot
dicksbro
11-02-2003, 07:45 PM
... and I'll show you someone who's learned how to pack light.
Show me a tired driver ...
osuche
11-02-2003, 11:58 PM
...and I'll show you someone whoenjoyed traveling cross country.
Show me a car that corners well...
BigBear57
11-03-2003, 05:50 AM
and I'll show you a ride to Grandma's house you'll never forget.
Show me a mountain trail.
dicksbro
11-03-2003, 06:41 AM
... and I'll show you a good place to make love with a view.
Show me a naked lady ....
Steph
11-03-2003, 08:45 AM
and I'll show you some lovely wood.
Show me some candles and wine . . .
IAKaraokeGirl
11-03-2003, 10:35 AM
...and I'll show you a lady, about to be given a bubble bath...
Show me someone with all the time in the world...
strokeplayer
11-03-2003, 10:37 AM
...and I'll show you someone good at giving back rubs.
Show me someone who enjoys receiving back rubs...
IAKaraokeGirl
11-03-2003, 10:42 AM
...and I'll show you someone with stress knots in her back. :)
Show me someone whose foot is asleep...
osuche
11-03-2003, 11:22 AM
...and I'll show you a lady who dates a guy with a foot fetish.
Show me a man who likes to take it easy...
IAKaraokeGirl
11-03-2003, 02:30 PM
...and I'll show you a man with no worries.
Show me a woman concerned about her body...
osuche
11-03-2003, 03:01 PM
...and I'll show you a woman "sweatin to the oldies"
Show me a woman with limited time...
dicksbro
11-03-2003, 07:40 PM
... and I'll show you a guy that had better get moving. :)
Show me an airline ticket ...
musicman
11-03-2003, 07:58 PM
and I'll show you a ticket to meet up with osuche on her travels
show me an airplane meal
IAKaraokeGirl
11-03-2003, 08:14 PM
...and I'll show you someone who gets by on little food.
Show me someone yearning for someone else...
strokeplayer
11-03-2003, 08:44 PM
...and I'll show you someone who is possibly horny.
Show me someone who likes fried green tomatoes...
IAKaraokeGirl
11-03-2003, 08:47 PM
...and I'll show you someone from the south.
Show me a small child...
strokeplayer
11-03-2003, 08:48 PM
...and I'll show you lots and lots of energy.
Show me a beautiful sunrise...
kleclere
11-03-2003, 09:04 PM
And I'll show you a couple enjoying it.
Show me a very sensible person and I'll show you......
IAKaraokeGirl
11-03-2003, 09:05 PM
...someone who doesn't think with his or her heart.
Show me a wedding chapel...
kleclere
11-03-2003, 09:08 PM
And I'll show you a couple willing to spend the rest of their life together.
Show me a woman who likes her nipples sucked and I'll show you.....
IAKaraokeGirl
11-03-2003, 09:09 PM
...a woman who gets wet at the thought.
Show me a couple willing to try different positions...
strokeplayer
11-03-2003, 09:15 PM
...and I'll show you a very happy man and woman.
Show me a woman who likes to be made love to by more than one man...
IAKaraokeGirl
11-03-2003, 09:18 PM
...and I'll show you someone in a fortunate position.
Show me a clear blue sky...
strokeplayer
11-03-2003, 09:21 PM
...and I'll show you a great day made for a picnic.
Show me a couple who likes to share with others...
IAKaraokeGirl
11-04-2003, 07:47 AM
...and I'll show you a couple who learned their kindergarten lessons well.
Show me a child who reads because he wants to...
musicman
11-04-2003, 08:19 AM
and I'll show you a kid who strives to be the best he/she can be
show me someone at Pixies at work
IAKaraokeGirl
11-04-2003, 03:20 PM
...and I'll show you a multi-tasker.
Show me someone with good news...
Steph
11-04-2003, 03:47 PM
& I'll show you a pregnant lady.
Show me someone with some Pringles . . .
lakritze
11-04-2003, 04:39 PM
And I'll show you an uncanny potato chip lover..........Show me a person who loves to garden.
kleclere
11-04-2003, 05:08 PM
And I'll show you someone with a green thumb.
Show me a beautiful pregnant lady and I'll show you.....
IAKaraokeGirl
11-04-2003, 09:09 PM
...someone willing to take photographic evidence of it. :)
Show me someone with love in her heart...
dicksbro
11-04-2003, 09:29 PM
... and I'll show you someone who knows what's important in life.
Show me someone who likes to play in the rain ...
musicman
11-04-2003, 10:37 PM
and I'll show you someone who knows how to have simple fun
show me a nice glass of red wine
IAKaraokeGirl
11-07-2003, 10:17 AM
...and I'll show you some 7-Up, so I can make a wine spritzer.
Show me someone feeling like a third wheel...
Sugarsprinkles
11-07-2003, 10:41 AM
and I'll show you someone who needs a S/O of their own.
Show me a person who gets no sex at home.........
IAKaraokeGirl
11-07-2003, 01:03 PM
...and I'll show you someone tempted to take it on the road.
Show me someone with a bad attitude...
dicksbro
11-07-2003, 04:52 PM
... and I'll show you someone who needs some loving.
Show me a crying child ...
musicman
11-08-2003, 08:03 AM
and I'll show you a loving parent
show me a crappy football team
dicksbro
11-08-2003, 01:38 PM
... and I'll show you a struggling fan base.
Show me a person with the seat of their pants split open ...
ROCKHARD
11-08-2003, 03:56 PM
...AND ILL SHOW YOU A MOTHER WITH A NEEDLE...
SHOW ME A MAN WITH SEX ON THE BRAIN...
denny
11-08-2003, 04:20 PM
and I'll show you a man that likes head!
Show me a woman with very large breast and.........
musicman
11-08-2003, 04:24 PM
I'll show you a guy who likes to slide his cock between them
show me a woman with an accent
denny
11-08-2003, 05:39 PM
and I'll show you a man trying to pick-up a foreign lady.
Show me a man with a 12" cock.......
musicman
11-08-2003, 11:08 PM
and I'll show you a guy trying to impress a woman
show me a roomful of naked people
dicksbro
11-09-2003, 04:54 AM
... and I'll show you a party about to happen.
Show me a clear blue sky ...
musicman
11-09-2003, 08:31 AM
and I'll show you a beautiful day
show me a lunar eclipse
dicksbro
11-09-2003, 08:46 AM
... and I'll show you a person outdoors on a cool fall night. :D
Show me a nudist resort ...
musicman
11-09-2003, 11:06 AM
and I'll show you a guy with binoculars peering in
show me a women's shower room
osuche
11-09-2003, 04:25 PM
...and I'll show you someplace with a high-powered head.
Show me a man shaving...
BigBear57
11-09-2003, 06:52 PM
and I'll show you a woman who has complained about whisker rash.
Show me a woman who hates a beard.
osuche
11-09-2003, 06:54 PM
...and I'll show you a woman willing to make an exception.
Show me a man who had a weekend at the flea market...
BigBear57
11-10-2003, 05:53 AM
and I'll show you a man who's had a good time bargain hunting.
Show me a woman who travels a lot.
IAKaraokeGirl
11-10-2003, 09:59 AM
...and I'll show you a woman who sees her SO on the weekends.
Show me a couple holding hands wherever they go...
strokeplayer
11-10-2003, 11:12 AM
...and I'll show you a couple that is in love, or at least one of them is.
Show me a couple who buys adult toys...
IAKaraokeGirl
11-10-2003, 11:21 AM
...and I'll show you a couple who has to stop to buy an 8-pack of batteries on the way home. :D
Show me someone whose feelings are easily hurt...
dicksbro
11-10-2003, 06:57 PM
LOL IAKG.
... and I'll show you someone who tends not to be happy.
Show me a person who is excited when they see their so/spouse ...
denny
11-10-2003, 08:17 PM
and I'll show you someone with a good relationship.
Show me someone who is satisfied and.........
dicksbro
11-10-2003, 09:01 PM
... I'll show you someone who can sleep peacefully.
Show me a shiny car ...
musicman
11-10-2003, 09:46 PM
and I'll show you a proud owner
show me a diamond ring
dicksbro
11-11-2003, 04:23 AM
... and I'll show you a happy lady.
Show me an alarm clock ringing ...
IAKaraokeGirl
11-11-2003, 07:11 AM
....and I'll show you someone who sleeps well.
Show me an empty wallet...
denny
11-11-2003, 04:15 PM
and I'll show you a woman with both arms full of packages.
Show me panties on the floor and..........
Steph
11-11-2003, 04:29 PM
I'll show you a fanatic madly trying to steal them!!!
Show me a panty fanatic and . . .
denny
11-11-2003, 04:33 PM
Is he here??!!!!I didn't mean to set him off!
Show me a beer lover and............
musicman
11-11-2003, 10:00 PM
and I'll show you someone who knows every bar in the city
show me a celebrity stalker
IAKaraokeGirl
01-28-2004, 07:07 AM
...and I'll show you someone with a long rap sheet.
Show me someone worried about a friend...
dicksbro
01-28-2004, 05:47 PM
Show me someone worried about a friend...... and I'll show you someone that cares.
Show me a happy face ...
and I'll show you a picture of me after love making.
Show me bleach blonde pop star with a big ego...
musicman
01-28-2004, 06:59 PM
and I'll show you someone with a short career
show me someone else shovelling my driveway
dicksbro
01-28-2004, 07:52 PM
and I'll show you a very happy me. :D
Show me the snow piled up at the end of my driveway after the plow comes through ...
osuche
01-31-2004, 01:25 AM
...and I'll show you a man who hates to shovel
Show me a woman dripping with anticipation...
dicksbro
01-31-2004, 05:48 AM
... and I'll show you a guy dripping, too! :D
Show me a soft, warm bed ... two glasses of wine ... and some soft music on the stereo ....
musicman
01-31-2004, 07:45 AM
and I'll show you someone waking up from a dream ;) LOL
show me coming home to find your SO naked
dicksbro
01-31-2004, 08:16 AM
... and I'll show you how fast I can get undressed. :lust:
Show me a frost covered windshield ...
osuche
01-31-2004, 02:46 PM
And I'll show you two people inside that are keeping warm.
Show me a man who likes to have breakfast in bed...
dicksbro
01-31-2004, 06:06 PM
and I'll show you a wife that'll probably get even. :D :D
Show me a snow covered sidewalk ...
osuche
01-31-2004, 08:34 PM
...and I'll show you a woman who travels too much to shovel it.
Show me a store without shovels...
musicman
02-01-2004, 02:20 AM
and I'll show you a lot of people hiring people to shovel their driveways
show me a hot drink on a cold night
osuche
02-01-2004, 02:22 AM
...and I'll show you a woman who cuddles with her cup.
Show me a man who loves jazz....
dicksbro
02-01-2004, 04:42 AM
Show me a man who loves jazz ... and I'll show you a Dave Brubeck and Miles Davis fan.
Show me a Victoria's Secret store ...
musicman
02-01-2004, 09:39 AM
and I'll show you a guy hanging out near the changeroom trying to catch glimpses of women trying on their lingerie....
show me a tired guy on a sunday morning
dicksbro
02-01-2004, 05:11 PM
... and I'll show you a guy that stayed up too late Saturday night.
Show me a car along the side of the road ...
musicman
02-01-2004, 06:05 PM
and I'll show you someone who wasn't ready for bad weather
show me someone who had too much to drink
osuche
02-01-2004, 07:58 PM
...and I'll show you someone who forgets her mantra
Show me a man who has no electricity...
skyler_m
02-01-2004, 08:00 PM
and I'll show you a man wishing to sleep in someone else's bed...
Show me an evening of conversation...
osuche
02-01-2004, 08:01 PM
...and I'll show you two people who are *trying* to be good.
Show me a man who has Monday night commitments...
skyler_m
02-01-2004, 08:02 PM
and i'll show you a man thinking of good excuses to use.
Show me a woman with a second chance...
osuche
02-01-2004, 08:04 PM
...and I'll show you a woman grateful for the opportunity.
Show me a man who likes shopping for electronics...
skyler_m
02-01-2004, 08:06 PM
and i'll show you someone who can show you how to use them...
show me someone out of town for work...
osuche
02-01-2004, 08:07 PM
...and I'll show you someone who would rather be asleep in their own bed.
((you're driving down Monday, right?))
Show me someone who likes having a travel companion...
skyler_m
02-01-2004, 08:09 PM
and i'll show you someone who doesn't have to sleep alone
Yes. In the morning.
show me the fine line between flirting and going too far...
osuche
02-01-2004, 08:10 PM
...and I'll show you people who like treading the line.
Show me a woman with a new-found friend...
skyler_m
02-01-2004, 08:12 PM
and i'll show you lucky guy.
Show me a friendly get together
osuche
02-01-2004, 08:13 PM
...and I'll show you tiramisu and a pizza
Show me a woman who pizza leftovers for 2 days...
skyler_m
02-01-2004, 08:15 PM
and i'll show you someone who wants Thai food...
Show me a guy going on the road in the morning.
osuche
02-01-2004, 08:19 PM
((Thai? Yum!!! It's a date :D ))
...and I'll show you a man NOT staying at the Residence Inn
Show me a woman not leaving until Tuesday...
skyler_m
02-01-2004, 08:26 PM
and I'll show you a man with thoughts whirling through his head...
Show me Monday Night
Sugarsprinkles
02-01-2004, 08:27 PM
And I'll show you a bunch of guys watching football.
Show me a man in a trench coat.........
osuche
02-01-2004, 08:34 PM
...and I'll show you a woman hoping he's wearing nothing underneath.
Show me a woman with some new toys...
Sugarsprinkles
02-01-2004, 08:35 PM
And I'll show you a woman cumming more than going. :D
Show me a man who's found his woman's stash of toys.......
osuche
02-01-2004, 08:39 PM
...and I'll show you a woman wondering if he'll be intrigued or disgusted.
Show me a woman who hopes he'll be intrigued...
Sugarsprinkles
02-01-2004, 08:42 PM
And I'll show you a woman who lets him watch her playing with her toys.
Show me a man who's intrigued.........
osuche
02-01-2004, 08:46 PM
...and I'll show you a man who can't keep his hands to himself.
Show me a woman on a mission...
skyler_m
02-01-2004, 08:49 PM
and I'll show you a man in trouble somehow...
Show me a man on a mission...
Sugarsprinkles
02-01-2004, 08:54 PM
and I'll show you a woman who's in for some very intense sex
Show me a man who's addicted to watching sports on TV.....
skyler_m
02-01-2004, 09:01 PM
and i'll show you a wife that's often ignored...
Show me a woman who is into sports...
osuche
02-01-2004, 09:57 PM
...and I'll show you a man who has had too much to drink.
Show me a woman who is always hungry...
skyler_m
02-01-2004, 09:59 PM
and I'll show you a woman who would like to have her mouth full...
Show me a man with a smile on his face...
osuche
02-01-2004, 10:00 PM
...and I'll show oyu a man thinking about the woman having her mouth full.
Show me a man who should be sleeping right now...
skyler_m
02-01-2004, 10:02 PM
and I'll show you a man too wrapped up with other things
Show me a woman with hormones out of control...
osuche
02-01-2004, 10:03 PM
...and I'll show you a woman who needs to take her BC pills.
Show me a man who is too wrapped up in sex...
skyler_m
02-01-2004, 10:04 PM
and I'll show you someone who usually has a smile on his face. :D
Show me a woman thinking of buying a digital cam...
osuche
02-01-2004, 10:07 PM
...and I'll show you a woman who still needs to do some research.
Show me a man obsessed with sexual pictures...
skyler_m
02-01-2004, 10:09 PM
and i'll show you my pics... :D
Show me someone with great taste in after dinner drinks...
osuche
02-01-2004, 10:11 PM
...and I'll show you an expensive date.
Show me a man who travels often....
skyler_m
02-01-2004, 10:13 PM
and I'll show you a man who masturbates too much...
show me a woman with new toys...
osuche
02-01-2004, 10:13 PM
...and I'll show you a woman who would rather feel a real man next to her.
Show me a man who likes to keep momentos...
skyler_m
02-01-2004, 10:14 PM
and I'll show you a man who remembers things often...
show me a generous woman...
osuche
02-01-2004, 10:15 PM
...and I'll show you one that is sometimes taken advantage of.
Show me a man who is creative...
skyler_m
02-01-2004, 10:17 PM
and i'll show you a happy (or concerned) woman...
Show me someone with a 1 track mind...
osuche
02-01-2004, 10:18 PM
...and I'll show you a man surfing Pixies late on a Sunday night.
Show me a woman who wants to read a book...
skyler_m
02-01-2004, 10:20 PM
and I'll show you someone who is also stuck on Pixies on a Sunday night...
show me an available Monday evening...
osuche
02-01-2004, 10:22 PM
...and I'll show you a woman with a craving for Thai.
Show me a man who gets out of his working commitments...
skyler_m
02-01-2004, 10:23 PM
and I'll show you a man who'll take Thai as a start to the evening...
Show me some Tiramisu...
osuche
02-01-2004, 10:25 PM
...and I'll show you a woman craving something sweet.
Show me a woman who is going to go work now...
skyler_m
02-01-2004, 10:25 PM
and I'll show you someone who'd better shower after... :D
Show me my bed...
osuche
02-02-2004, 09:25 AM
...and I'll show you a man who doesn't spend much time in it.
Show me an airplane...
skyler_m
02-02-2004, 09:56 AM
and I'll show you the start of a very long week.
Show me another hotel room...
osuche
02-02-2004, 10:41 AM
...and I'll show you a woman who expects a better experience THIS week.
Show me a person who has a sinus infection...
skyler_m
02-02-2004, 11:22 AM
and I'll show you someone in need of some TLC
Show me a movie with no redeeming moral qualities...
osuche
02-02-2004, 11:28 AM
...and I'll show you a movie so good it has 2 sequels.
Show me a man who likes meat and potatoes...
dicksbro
02-02-2004, 11:32 AM
... and I'll show you a man that likes to dive in and lick the plate.
Show me a g-string ...
osuche
02-02-2004, 01:09 PM
...and I'll show you a woman wearing a short skirt headed out on a hot date.
Show me a woman who prefers sleeping nude...
WildIrish
02-02-2004, 01:28 PM
... and I'll show you a husband that prefers to sleep with his eyes open.
Show me a person with a snowball in their freezer...
Sugarsprinkles
02-02-2004, 01:39 PM
And I'll show you someone shocked as hell in the summer when they get hit by that snowball.
Show me a man trying to buy sexy lingerie for his S/O............
osuche
02-02-2004, 02:01 PM
...and I'll show you a man hoping for a model.
Show me a woman who is full and wants a nap...
skyler_m
02-02-2004, 04:56 PM
and i'll show you someone still chatting on pixies...
Show me a man ready to be done with work for the day...
osuche
02-02-2004, 04:57 PM
...and I'll show you a man hoping for an invitation.
Show me a woman who is dripping wet...
skyler_m
02-02-2004, 05:00 PM
and i'll show you a woman anxious to extend an invitation.
Show me a free evening.
osuche
02-02-2004, 05:01 PM
...and I'll show you a man hoping to get laid.
Show me a woman dusting off her mantra...
skyler_m
02-02-2004, 05:05 PM
and i'll show you someone thinking about putting it in storage for a while...
Show me another hotel room...
osuche
02-02-2004, 05:08 PM
...and I'll show you a man not staying at the Residence Inn
Sho me a woman who has a 6 am flight...
skyler_m
02-02-2004, 05:11 PM
and i'll show you someone who needs to take care of things early the night before...
Show me a week on the road...
osuche
02-02-2004, 05:13 PM
...and I'll show you someone who'd rather be petting her cat.
Show me someone who lives too far away...
skyler_m
02-02-2004, 05:16 PM
and i'll show you very few opportunities...
Show me a woman laying naked on her bed (sorry... distracted by osuche's av)
osuche
02-02-2004, 05:17 PM
...and I'll show you a woman who is no longer in chat. Her hands are too busy :D
Show me a man leaving work...
skyler_m
02-02-2004, 05:20 PM
and i'll show you a man looking for a place to go
Show me a woman with busy hands...
osuche
02-02-2004, 05:24 PM
...and I'll how you a woman who's chatting (and nothing else, you perv!)
Show me a man thinking about cookies...
dicksbro
02-02-2004, 05:49 PM
... and I'll show you a very normal feller. :)
Show me a woman in a nightie ...
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