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BigBear57
09-20-2003, 08:18 AM
and I'll show you someone who got caught up in the glistening bodies thought :p
Show me a man who's missing someone.
musicman
09-20-2003, 12:48 PM
and I'll show you a guy who spends a lot of time surfing porn sites :)
show me a lonely woman
Sugarsprinkles
09-20-2003, 03:15 PM
and I'll show you woman who looks a lot like me
Show me a woman who surfs for porn..........
denny
09-20-2003, 04:50 PM
............and I'll show you a gal who takes after me.
Show me a gal who is not afraid to express her sexuality and desire and....
Sugarsprinkles
09-20-2003, 04:52 PM
and I'll show you a picture of myself.
Show me a man who likes to be creative in the bedroom......
denny
09-20-2003, 04:53 PM
and I'll show you a picture of myself.
Show me a woman who likes to be creative in the bedroom......
Sugarsprinkles
09-20-2003, 05:02 PM
and I'll show you a woman whose partner is never bored.
Show me a woman whose partner is not at all creative or adventurous in the bedroom...............
denny
09-20-2003, 05:04 PM
.......and I'll show you a woman who wonders what other men in her life are like in bed.
Show me a man whose partner is not at all creative or adventurous in the bedroom...............
Sugarsprinkles
09-20-2003, 05:07 PM
And I'll show you a man who looks to the internet for satisfaction.
Show me a man with claws and horns........................
denny
09-20-2003, 05:09 PM
OK!
Show me a woman that likes a man with claws and horns........................
Sugarsprinkles
09-20-2003, 05:12 PM
And I'll show you a woman with plenty of scratch marks........
Show me a man whose woman loves cats..........
denny
09-20-2003, 05:56 PM
.....and I'll show you a man that has become tolerant of cats.
Show me a man whose woman loves men..........
Lilith
09-20-2003, 06:20 PM
and I'll show you a very happy Mr. Lil:D
Show me a parrot who speaks French
musicman
09-20-2003, 10:02 PM
and I'll show you a sex show in paris
show me a horny politician
Sugarsprinkles
09-21-2003, 03:35 AM
And I'll show you a fucking liar. :D:D
Show me an honest politician..............
musicman
09-21-2003, 06:37 AM
where? there is no such thing as an honest politician and if they say they are, they're lying.
show me a dented car
Sugarsprinkles
09-21-2003, 01:19 PM
and I'll show you a car that was parked in a public parking lot.
Show me a woman who hasn't had *any* in a month..............
kleclere
09-21-2003, 02:04 PM
And I'll show you a woman who needs a good fucking.
Show me a man who has a great big smile on his face and I'll show you......
Sugarsprinkles
09-21-2003, 02:33 PM
I'll show you a man who just got a good fucking :D
Show me a bed with covers on the floor.......................
kleclere
09-21-2003, 02:41 PM
And I'll show you a guy who likes the floor better because it is bigger.
Show me a woman who wants all her holes filled and I'll show you....
Sugarsprinkles
09-21-2003, 02:45 PM
And I'll show you woman who's both horny and greedy.
Show me a friendly and concerned fellow Pixie..................
musicman
09-21-2003, 04:42 PM
and I'll show you a good friend
show me a special gift for no reason at all
Sugarsprinkles
09-21-2003, 05:38 PM
and I'll show you a woman who wonders what he did that he's bringing her an unexpected gift.
Show me a man with a guilty conscience.................
BigBear57
09-21-2003, 07:55 PM
and I'll show you a man in misery.
Show me a woman who just beyond my reach.
musicman
09-21-2003, 08:59 PM
and I'll show you women you can only fantasize about
show me the woman you are able to reach
IAKaraokeGirl
09-22-2003, 07:06 AM
...and I'll show you a man with a happy heart.
Show me a woman who takes control in bed...
kleclere
09-22-2003, 07:32 AM
And I'll show you a woman with bruises.
Show me a woman that has handcuffs and I'll show you .......
IAKaraokeGirl
09-22-2003, 07:35 AM
...a man who won't play hard to get for long.
Show me a woman with a blindfold...
musicman
09-22-2003, 05:37 PM
and I'll show you a guy ready to be blindfolded
show me a guy tied to a bed
IAKaraokeGirl
09-22-2003, 05:39 PM
...and I'll show you my bedroom, Saturday night.
Show me a bed with sheets in a bundle...
Sugarsprinkles
09-22-2003, 05:41 PM
And I'll show you your bed Saturday night again. :D
Show me a man who's waiting for his secret lover....................
IAKaraokeGirl
09-22-2003, 05:45 PM
(LMAO)
...and I'll show you someone furiously checking his email or PMs.
Show me someone who craves another...
BigBear57
09-22-2003, 05:45 PM
and I'll show you a man who wishes the clock would move!
Show me a woman who's enchanted a man.
IAKaraokeGirl
09-22-2003, 05:46 PM
...and I'll show you a man willing to do whatever he can to please her.
Show me a woman who can't wait until the "next time"...
BigBear57
09-22-2003, 05:50 PM
and I'll show you a lucky guy.
Show me a man with dreams of passion.
IAKaraokeGirl
09-22-2003, 05:51 PM
...and I'll show you a man, thinking about a certain someone's kisses.
Show me a man that cannot stop thinking about someone...
BigBear57
09-22-2003, 05:59 PM
and I'll show you a man wishing for seeing instead of thinking.
Show me a woman who loses interest.
IAKaraokeGirl
09-22-2003, 06:03 PM
...and I'll show you someone with other things on her mind.
Show me a man patient with the woman he loves...
BigBear57
09-22-2003, 06:06 PM
and I'll show you true love.
Show me a woman who can love an older guy.
IAKaraokeGirl
09-22-2003, 06:07 PM
...and I'll show you a very strong, currently working on eight-year marriage.
Show me two people with a number of things in common...
BigBear57
09-22-2003, 06:11 PM
and I'll show you a pair with a chance.
Show me silly guy with a dream.
musicman
09-22-2003, 07:06 PM
and I'll show you the success of that dream
show me the true meaning of love
kleclere
09-22-2003, 07:20 PM
And I'll show you two people that understand one another totally.
Show me a woman who is willing to travel and I'll show you......
IAKaraokeGirl
09-22-2003, 07:23 PM
...someone who shows up on the doorstep of her man as often as possible.
Show me a man willing just to hold the woman he loves...
denny
09-22-2003, 07:25 PM
......and I'll show you a man who will have it all.
Show me a woman who is honest and......
IAKaraokeGirl
09-22-2003, 07:28 PM
...I'll show you a woman who says what's on her mind.
Show me a man who knows how his woman thinks...
denny
09-22-2003, 07:30 PM
....and I'll show you one confused man.
Show me a woman who knows how to control her man and...
kleclere
09-22-2003, 09:03 PM
I'll show you Lilith's dungeon.
Show me a woman who prizes her thoughts and I'll show you....
musicman
09-22-2003, 09:06 PM
a very independent woman
show me all the sexy pixie's ladies in one room
kleclere
09-22-2003, 09:22 PM
And I'll show you many Pixies males wanting to get into that room.
Show me a Pixies man who hasn't seen all the lovely Pixies ladies and I'll show you.....
musicman
09-22-2003, 09:46 PM
a total fool
show me a guy who appreciates true beauty
Sugarsprinkles
09-23-2003, 03:48 AM
and I'll show you an artist.
Show me a woman who poses nude for art students...........
BigBear57
09-23-2003, 03:57 AM
and I'll show you a perfect Pixie's canidate.
Show me a woman with long auburn locks.
musicman
09-23-2003, 07:54 AM
and I'll show a classic beauty
show me a guy who should be working rather than playing
WildIrish
09-23-2003, 10:17 AM
and I'll show you a guy with a boner & a full in box!
Show me someone afraid of thunderstorms...
Sugarsprinkles
09-23-2003, 11:47 AM
and I'll show you someone who needs to be held and reassured.
Show me a man who likes to strip in the Great Outdoors...........
WildIrish
09-23-2003, 12:03 PM
and I'll show you a rock with some irish DNA on it. :D
Show me a scotch on the rocks...
Sugarsprinkles
09-23-2003, 12:19 PM
and I'll show you a drunken Scotsman. :D
Show me a man who leaves his DNA outdoors..............
WildIrish
09-23-2003, 12:21 PM
And I'll show you a pixie that wants to see the photo shoot.
Show me a lady that reaches out for what she wants...
Sugarsprinkles
09-23-2003, 12:33 PM
and I'll show you a lady with a handfull. ;)
Show me a man who enjoys being grabbed..............
WildIrish
09-23-2003, 12:47 PM
and I'll show you a guy with a lot of ripped clothes.
Show me a lady who likes a good tongue lashing...
Sugarsprinkles
09-23-2003, 12:58 PM
and I'll show you woman who sometimes doesn't know if she's cuming or going. :D
Show me a woman who enjoys writing erotic stories............
WildIrish
09-23-2003, 01:02 PM
and I'll show you someone famous for adding fuel to the fire.
Show me a cozy, lit fireplace...
Sugarsprinkles
09-23-2003, 01:05 PM
and I'll show you a beautiful setting for making love.
Show me candles and romantic music............
WildIrish
09-23-2003, 01:13 PM
and I'll show you a setting that attempts to hide the scents and sounds of a passionate night from the kids. ha ha
Show me a rainy morning...
IAKaraokeGirl
09-23-2003, 01:24 PM
...and I'll show you a couple, making love under the skylight.
Show me a man who sends out good thoughts for a friend...
WildIrish
09-23-2003, 01:32 PM
and I'll show you someone that has their priorities straight.
Show me a banana...
BigBear57
09-23-2003, 05:18 PM
and I'll show you a split.
Show me a beautiful woman who loves fast cars.
hellsbells
09-23-2003, 05:48 PM
And I'll show you my pic!!
Show me a puppy dog
kleclere
09-23-2003, 05:50 PM
And I'll show you a chick magnet.
Show me a woman who sets to please and I'll show you....
BigBear57
09-23-2003, 05:53 PM
and I'll show you a host of men after her.
BigBear57
09-23-2003, 05:54 PM
Show me a one man woman.
hellsbells
09-23-2003, 05:57 PM
And I will show you another pic hehe
Show me a concert ticket to see Shania Twaine
BigBear57
09-23-2003, 06:10 PM
and I'll show you a good time on it's way.
Show me tickets to see Nickelback.
hellsbells
09-23-2003, 06:21 PM
and I'll show you one confused lady (who are they?)
show me a pair of stiletto heels
BigBear57
09-23-2003, 06:23 PM
and I'll show you a lady who isn't planning on walking a lot.
(they're a rock band.... the one in my CD at the moment LOL sorry)
Show me a woman in a teddy.
hellsbells
09-23-2003, 06:24 PM
and I will show you yet another pic...hehe
Show me a web cam
kleclere
09-23-2003, 06:43 PM
And I'll show you a smiling fellow.
Show me a woman excited to travel and I'll show you....
IAKaraokeGirl
09-23-2003, 06:44 PM
...someone who waits for the weekend.
Show me a man who can make a trip in quick time...
hellsbells
09-23-2003, 06:47 PM
And I'll show you a woman dress as a man
Show me a beautiful view
BigBear57
09-23-2003, 06:59 PM
there's that webcam again LOL
Show me a man willing to challenge the world.
hellsbells
09-23-2003, 07:05 PM
And I'll show you my love
Show me somewhere I can smoke without feeling like a leper
BigBear57
09-23-2003, 07:13 PM
and I'll show you one of few places left.
Show me a place where laughter is abundant.
hellsbells
09-23-2003, 07:16 PM
And I will show you the way to my home
Show me an Avacado Pear...( the mind boggles )
BigBear57
09-23-2003, 07:25 PM
and I'll just have a bewildered look. LOL
Show me a woman with endless patience.
hellsbells
09-23-2003, 07:29 PM
A pic of me again? hehe its a good job I have so many
Show me a man that lets go of the TV remote control
BigBear57
09-23-2003, 07:36 PM
Now there's my pic. I don't watch TV often.
Show me a couple who still hold hands after years together.
musicman
09-23-2003, 07:38 PM
and I"ll show you a couple still very much in love
show me a couple who still like to stare into each other's eyes
hellsbells
09-23-2003, 07:42 PM
And I'll show you an unmarried couple
Show me a tomato
BigBear57
09-23-2003, 07:46 PM
and I'll show you a good sandwich to put it on.
Show me a couple walking in the rain laughing.
hellsbells
09-23-2003, 07:47 PM
LOL....want another pic????
Show me a scented candle
BigBear57
09-23-2003, 07:51 PM
and I'll show you the perfect lighting for a romantic meal.
Show me a bouquet of flowers.
hellsbells
09-23-2003, 07:54 PM
And I'll show you a surprised lady
Show me a slice of ham
musicman
09-23-2003, 07:56 PM
and I'll show you a person who cracks up people at a party
show me an incredibly caring person
hellsbells
09-23-2003, 07:58 PM
lol....Not another pic surely?
show me a lousy lover
musicman
09-23-2003, 09:42 PM
and I'll show you a person who won't find another....
show me a person who isn't into foreplay
Sugarsprinkles
09-23-2003, 09:45 PM
and I'll show you a corpse
Show me a person who doesn't like giving oral.......
musicman
09-23-2003, 09:46 PM
and I'll show you one who won't receive it much
show me a person giving oral
BigBear57
09-24-2003, 03:58 AM
and I'll show you someone enjoying themselves.
Show me a person who doesn't like kissing after oral.
musicman
09-24-2003, 07:15 AM
and I'll show you someone who isn't adventurous
show me someone who likes to cum multiple times in one night
IAKaraokeGirl
09-24-2003, 07:29 AM
...and I'll show you a man, willing to give without a second thought.
Show me a woman who is wild in bed...
Sugarsprinkles
09-24-2003, 12:01 PM
and I'll show you a man who likes to drive her wild.
Show me a man who takes pictures of his partner after sex..........
WildIrish
09-24-2003, 12:10 PM
And I'll show you a guy who hopes something exciting will develop. :D
Show me a lady with bedroom eyes...
Sugarsprinkles
09-24-2003, 12:13 PM
and I'll show you woman hoping for a man with bedroom hands.
Show me a woman in love with two men........................
musicman
09-24-2003, 05:41 PM
and I'll show you an indecisive woman
show me a woman having sex with 2 men
BigBear57
09-24-2003, 05:51 PM
and I'll show you a woman with more than her hands full.
Show me a man who shares his woman.
musicman
09-24-2003, 05:52 PM
and I'll show you a man comfortable in his relationship....
show me a woman who shares her man.....
rockintime
09-24-2003, 06:28 PM
...and I'll show you a man with a BIG smile. :-)
Show me a woman who shaves her pussy.....
Sugarsprinkles
09-24-2003, 06:37 PM
and I'll show you a woman who doesn't want razor burn.
Show me a man who shaves his pubic area.........................
rockintime
09-24-2003, 07:39 PM
...and I'll show you a man who's keeping Gillette in business.
Show me a woman who makes lots of noise during sex....
BigBear57
09-24-2003, 07:42 PM
and I'll show you a man who loves hearing her.
Show me a woman who is silent during sex.
rockintime
09-24-2003, 07:45 PM
...and I'll show you a man who will be looking elsewhere soon.
Show me a man who loves to eat pussy....
BigBear57
09-24-2003, 07:51 PM
and I'll show myself :p
Show me a woman who loves a good tongue lashing.
rockintime
09-24-2003, 07:53 PM
...and I'll be there before I've finished typing this post.
Show me a woman who is prim and proper....
kleclere
09-24-2003, 08:06 PM
And I'll show you a tiger in the bedroom.
Show me a woman that is full of adventure and I'll show you....
musicman
09-24-2003, 08:10 PM
someone I'd like to meet
show me a woman who isn't afraid of her sexuality
hiddenagenda
09-24-2003, 08:52 PM
and I'll show you someone who scares the hell outta Rev. Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson and the like!
Show me ten empty bottles of tequila, a wrecked golf cart, a fat man in a mumu, a dead horse and half the cast of "River Dance".....
musicman
09-24-2003, 08:54 PM
and I'll show you an episode of celebrity fear factor
show me lies, show me sweet little lies
IAKaraokeGirl
09-26-2003, 06:12 AM
...and I'll show you a person having a hard time dealing with reality.
Show me two empty bottles of wine...
WildIrish
09-26-2003, 08:24 AM
and I'll show you a couple of 70's era candle holders just waiting to be made!
Show me some hot wax...
Sugarsprinkles
09-26-2003, 10:01 PM
and I'll show you those same 70's era candle holders, all made with the wax dripping down the sides.
Show me a Lava Lamp and a beaded curtain.......................................
Steph
09-27-2003, 01:29 AM
And I'll show you my workplace :) (damn company name)
Show me a thunderstorm and lingerie . . .
darogle
09-27-2003, 01:39 AM
and I'll show you some wet panties!
Show me a bottle of champagne and some strawberries....
cowgirltease
09-27-2003, 01:45 AM
and I'll show you a damn good time;)
show me a man who likes ass
BigBear57
09-27-2003, 03:29 AM
pointing at a picture of Aqua, that the guy Ma'am?
Show me a woman with time on her hands.
musicman
09-27-2003, 06:19 AM
Is there such a thing?
show me a married person who has a thing for a coworker.....
osuche
09-27-2003, 11:06 AM
...and I'll show you a sales person on a business trip.
Show me a man who doesn't have a thing for a sexy coworker...
Steph
09-27-2003, 11:28 AM
And I'll show you a rare speciman: an asexual man.
Show me a plane ticket and a suitcase . . .
osuche
09-27-2003, 11:33 AM
...and I'll show you me ready to leve for another week in TN.
Show me a woman on a mission...
musicman
09-27-2003, 02:22 PM
and I'll show you osuche in the bedroom :)
show me someone ready willing and able
IAKaraokeGirl
09-29-2003, 02:13 PM
...and I'll show you a lucky man, waiting for me. ;)
Show me someone who opens up his or her heart...
WildIrish
09-29-2003, 02:22 PM
and I'll show you a list of people that call them a friend.
Show me a bag of doritos...
darogle
10-02-2003, 11:46 AM
and I'll show you a good companion to a beer and a football game.
Show me a secluded spot in the woods....
IAKaraokeGirl
10-02-2003, 11:50 AM
And I'll show you two people, out for a thrill.
Show me someone who craves another's touch...
musicman
10-02-2003, 05:03 PM
and I'll show you someone who wants to get touched by IAKG
show me someone who doesn't like ice cream
denny
10-02-2003, 08:42 PM
....and I'll show you someone who is lactose intolerant.
Show me someone who is orgasmically challenged and..........
Mercury_Maniac
10-03-2003, 12:25 AM
and I'll show you someone who is sexually inclined.
Show me the engine that could.......
Steph
10-03-2003, 12:30 AM
and I'll show you my libido.
Show me a wing and a prayer . . .
musicman
10-04-2003, 07:14 AM
and I'll show you my chances of seeing Steph's libido... :D
show me a person down on their luck
BigBear57
10-04-2003, 07:23 AM
and I'll show you someone who's going for broke.
Show me a woman who changes your luck.
Mercury_Maniac
10-04-2003, 07:25 AM
and i'll show you a grateful horny bastard
musicman
10-04-2003, 07:25 AM
and I'll show you a happy guy
show me a guy who's had his luck changed
Mercury_Maniac
10-04-2003, 07:25 AM
Show me a porn with lesbians.....
BigBear57
10-04-2003, 07:28 AM
and I'll show you a guy who wants to be in the porn with the lesbians, how's that?
Show me a with the world as his playground.
Mercury_Maniac
10-04-2003, 07:31 AM
and I'll show you a woman with him as her playground
Show me a bag of tricks
BigBear57
10-04-2003, 07:38 AM
and I'll show you a person out to use it.
Show me a man with no need for tricks.
IAKaraokeGirl
10-08-2003, 05:07 PM
...and I'll show you a woman who worships the ground he walks on.
Show me someone uncertain about the future...
BigBear57
10-08-2003, 05:13 PM
and I'll show you searching for better days.
Show me a person who's lost at love.
kleclere
10-08-2003, 05:15 PM
And I'll show you someone who doesn't see the future .
Show me a woman who sees more then the face value and I'll show you...
BigBear57
10-08-2003, 05:19 PM
I'll show you a woman with intuition.
Show me a woman who shows her feelings.
IAKaraokeGirl
10-08-2003, 05:20 PM
...someone in love with the inner beauty of a person.
Show me a person who stands behind those important to him/her and...
kleclere
10-08-2003, 05:28 PM
Show you someone who is a jewel.
Show me a woman who believes in herself and I'll show you...
IAKaraokeGirl
10-08-2003, 08:22 PM
...someone who has helped her gain confidence.
Show me someone who feels lucky...
BigBear57
10-08-2003, 08:26 PM
and I'll show you someone who got laid.
Show me a man who misses a woman.
IAKaraokeGirl
10-08-2003, 08:30 PM
...and I'll show you a woman, biding her time until she can be with him again.
Show me someone who counts minutes...
BigBear57
10-08-2003, 08:46 PM
and I'll show you someone soon to see that special someone.
Show me a person who envies others.
IAKaraokeGirl
10-09-2003, 08:33 AM
...and I'll show you a person not satisfied with his or her own life.
Show me a person who wishes upon stars...
kleclere
10-09-2003, 06:13 PM
And I'll show you a lovely dreamer.
Show me a woman who can't keep her hands to herself and I'll show you....
IAKaraokeGirl
10-09-2003, 06:46 PM
...someone craving the man she's with.
Show me someone with sore muscles...
kleclere
10-09-2003, 06:52 PM
And I'll show you someone who has an excellent exercise program. LOL
Show me a man who says he isn't a flirt and I'll show you....
IAKaraokeGirl
10-09-2003, 06:53 PM
...someone who lies between his teeth.
Show me someone who has a poker face...
kleclere
10-09-2003, 07:10 PM
And I'll show you someone wanting to go to Vegas.
Show me a group of Pixies together and I'll show you...
denny
10-09-2003, 07:11 PM
a package of horn dogs.
Show me a beautiful woman and I'll show you........
kleclere
10-09-2003, 07:48 PM
Someone who knows what she has.
Show me a woman who show lots of cleavage and I'll show you....
IAKaraokeGirl
10-09-2003, 07:49 PM
...someone who has trouble finding shirts to fit. :D
Show me someone who thinks they're lucky...
kleclere
10-09-2003, 07:52 PM
And I'll show you someone who also thinks they are lucky.
Show me someone who takes their clothes off in the car and I'll show you .....
IAKaraokeGirl
10-09-2003, 07:54 PM
...someone a bit daring.
Show me someone who is easily distracted...
kleclere
10-09-2003, 08:02 PM
And I'll show you someone watching the lady take her clothes off.
Show me a man that cares to much and I'll show you.....
IAKaraokeGirl
10-09-2003, 08:04 PM
...some lucky woman.
Show me someone who giggles with friends...
kleclere
10-09-2003, 08:08 PM
And I'll show you someone who doesn't have to drink to have fun.
Show me someone who feels free of all inhibitions and I'll show you....
IAKaraokeGirl
10-09-2003, 08:09 PM
...someone who is totally relaxed in another's presence.
Show me someone who breaks down the walls...
denny
10-09-2003, 08:09 PM
and I'll show you a happy person.
Show me someone who can hardly speak when they view their lovers nude form and...........
kleclere
10-10-2003, 04:15 AM
I'll show you a person who is totally in love.
Show me a man who enjoys long talks and I'll show you....
IAKaraokeGirl
10-10-2003, 04:38 AM
...a woman, willing to share a conversation.
Show me someone who enjoys walking in the woods...
dicksbro
10-10-2003, 04:52 AM
... and I'll show you someone that enjoys nature and peace.
Show me someone who knows how to smile and I'll show you ...
BigBear57
10-10-2003, 05:38 AM
And I'll show you a person with inner peace.
Show me a person who needs a good laugh.
kleclere
10-10-2003, 07:36 AM
And I'll show you someone who needs to let themselves go.
Show me a woman who enjoys being dangerous and I'll show you......
IAKaraokeGirl
10-10-2003, 07:37 AM
...someone who'd love to be dangerous with her.
Show me an anxious person...
dicksbro
10-11-2003, 08:50 AM
and I'll show you someone who feels a little troubled.
Show me a person who's totally exhausted ...
exhib_it_all
10-11-2003, 09:12 AM
...and I'll show you a sucessful self-employed business owner.
Show me a bed of roses...
musicman
10-11-2003, 01:00 PM
and I'll show you a beautiful woman to lay down on them
show me a winter's snowfall
rtctfield
10-11-2003, 10:43 PM
And I'll show you the best excuse under the sun to stop and be in awe of nature.
Show me someone who brags about his sexual escapades...
musicman
10-12-2003, 06:59 AM
and I'll show you someone who probably hasn't actually had any
show me a show-off
kleclere
10-12-2003, 07:38 AM
And I'll show you someone who's lives a dangerous life.
Show me someone excited about going to perform and I'll show you.....
musicman
10-12-2003, 07:41 AM
and I'll show you someone satisfied after I perform
show me someone who wants to go at it all night
dicksbro
10-13-2003, 04:18 AM
And I'll show you someone that either slept in late the morning before or took a nap in the afternoon. :)
The Weather Channel.
IAKaraokeGirl
10-13-2003, 07:52 AM
...and I'll show you people who get paid for guessing.
Show me a loud television...
LixyChick
10-13-2003, 04:13 PM
and I'll show you a spouse who needs his hearing checked!
Show me water squeezing through a ducks butt.....
dicksbro
10-13-2003, 06:00 PM
... and I'll show you a duck that needs to use the potty.
Show me nude pictures ....
IAKaraokeGirl
10-15-2003, 10:15 AM
...and I'll show you lots of Pixies men and women eager to see them.
Show me a dirty car...
WildIrish
10-15-2003, 10:19 AM
And I'll show you a perfect example of "the beauty within". WOW!!! That was pretty damn good! ha ha
Show me a gift from a child...
IAKaraokeGirl
10-15-2003, 10:25 AM
...and I'll show you something given with the purest of intentions.
(Yes, it was, WI!)
Show me a man in an overcoat...
WildIrish
10-15-2003, 10:34 AM
and I'll show you someone that often get's mistaken for a federal agent.
Show me a guy in red high heels...
IAKaraokeGirl
10-15-2003, 10:39 AM
...and I'll show you someone who wants to go over the rainbow. :D
Show me someone who meets with federal agents...
WildIrish
10-15-2003, 11:06 AM
and I'll show you a wastebasket with undies in it.
Show me a cloudy day...
IAKaraokeGirl
10-15-2003, 11:10 AM
...and I'll show you someone disappointed that they can't take advantage of an empty rooftop with someone. ;)
Show me a bowl of rice pudding...
WildIrish
10-15-2003, 12:13 PM
and I'll show you a happy Irish guy.
Show me a sappy movie...
IAKaraokeGirl
10-15-2003, 01:19 PM
...and I'll show you a movie I've watched more than once and to which I can relate.
Show me a stressed out legal assistant...
dicksbro
10-15-2003, 07:05 PM
and I'll show you a lovely lady needing a hug. << Hug >>
Show me one happy feller ...
musicman
10-17-2003, 08:40 PM
and I'll show you a lottery winner! :D
show me a las vegas showgirl
Skyzie
10-18-2003, 12:08 AM
And I'll show you someone desperately trying to make it in the world.
Show me a soft fuzzy teddy....
dicksbro
10-18-2003, 04:14 AM
and I'll show you something worth cuddling up with.
Show me a naked person of the opposite sex ....
BigBear57
10-18-2003, 05:12 AM
and I'll show you complete attention.
Show me a couple very much in love.
dicksbro
10-18-2003, 05:18 AM
... and I'll show you two people who like being together.
Show me a forecast for sunny, warm weather ...
BigBear57
10-18-2003, 05:32 AM
and I'll show you a man who would love to be on the lake.
Show me a man in a bassboat on the lake.
dicksbro
10-18-2003, 05:34 AM
.... and I'll show you a guy that wished he hadn't forgotten to pick up a six pack. :D :D
Show me an empty gas can ...
BigBear57
10-18-2003, 05:42 AM
and I'll show you an excuse to go get that six-pack.
Show me a lawn in need of mowing.
dicksbro
10-18-2003, 05:53 AM
... and I'll show you ... wait a minute ... have you been looking at my lawn? LOL :D :D
Show me forty bags of leaves ....
BigBear57
10-18-2003, 05:56 AM
and I'll show you a good mulch pile. LOL
Show me a yard full of flowers. (yes,like yours DB)
musicman
10-18-2003, 06:59 AM
and I'll show you my wife's green thumb (mine is black and blue)
show me a house where nothing is out of place
Skyzie
10-18-2003, 09:34 AM
And I'll show you someone with an insane amount of time.
Show me a child with a big lollipop.
musicman
10-18-2003, 03:43 PM
and I'll show you a woman who likes to impersonate that look
show me a naked pixie
dicksbro
10-19-2003, 04:48 AM
... and I'll show you an interested observer. :)
Show me a happy person ...
Skyzie
10-19-2003, 10:49 AM
and I'll show you me in a clothing store.
Show me a day to remember.
musicman
10-19-2003, 04:41 PM
and I'll show you the pics to prove it
show me a romantic candlelit dinner
dicksbro
10-19-2003, 08:12 PM
... and I'll show you a couple with plans for the evening.
Show me an alarm clock being set ...
IAKaraokeGirl
10-20-2003, 10:13 AM
...and I'll show you someone who has to be up early to make a drive home.
Show me a strained discussion...
Skyzie
10-20-2003, 10:18 AM
And all show you someones world about to fall apart.
Show me two people in love.
IAKaraokeGirl
10-20-2003, 10:41 AM
...and I'll show you two people nothing can pull apart.
Show me a person worried about the future...
Skyzie
10-20-2003, 10:53 AM
And I'll show you someone with financial problems.
Show me a needle and thread.
IAKaraokeGirl
10-20-2003, 11:08 AM
...and I'll show you memories of my grandmother, teaching me to sew.
Show me a pile of papers...
Skyzie
10-20-2003, 11:15 AM
And I'll show you things to be done.
Show me yesterday.
IAKaraokeGirl
10-20-2003, 11:16 AM
...and I'll show you a day of highs and lows.
Show me someone who wants to change something about himself/herself...
Skyzie
10-20-2003, 11:33 AM
And I'll show you someone who's perfect in my eyes.
Show me a crying child.
dicksbro
10-20-2003, 02:05 PM
and I show you an opportunity to extend a loving hand.
Show me a tidy house ...
IAKaraokeGirl
10-20-2003, 02:07 PM
...and I'll show you someone who cleans when they're upset.
Show me someone with a smile on his/her face...
nikki1979
10-20-2003, 02:11 PM
and ill show u someone who just got a hug
show me beautiful field of flowers
IAKaraokeGirl
10-20-2003, 02:30 PM
...and I'll show you my allergies going haywire. :D
Show me a lazy day...
ikaika10
10-20-2003, 03:25 PM
and i'll show you my bed...
...show me a clean kitchen
dicksbro
10-20-2003, 04:48 PM
and I'll show you a good homemaker. (Welcome to Pixies, Ikaika10 ... Glad to have you with us!)
Show me a Halloween mask ...
kleclere
10-20-2003, 07:47 PM
And I'll show you a thousand kids under them.
Show me a woman having an orgasm while watching baseball and I'll show you......
IAKaraokeGirl
10-20-2003, 07:55 PM
...a woman, laying on the couch, being pleasured.
Show me a man with an incredulous look on his face...
kleclere
10-20-2003, 09:07 PM
And I'll show you someone pleasuring someone special.
Show me someone who knows wrestling is fake and I'll show you....
musicman
10-20-2003, 09:31 PM
a smart cookie
show me someone who love archery
Skyzie
10-21-2003, 01:12 AM
And I'll show you ROBIN HOOD (the DISNEY version of course ;) yay)
Show me an igloo.
dicksbro
10-21-2003, 03:24 AM
... and I'll show you a Polar Bear's idea of a snow cone.
Show me a flat tire ...
IAKaraokeGirl
10-21-2003, 06:45 AM
...and I'll show you three girls, giggling over the cute tow truck driver.
Show me someone with cold hands...
Skyzie
10-21-2003, 11:08 AM
And I'll show you a smoker forced outside in the winter.
Show me a tomboy.
kleclere
10-21-2003, 05:53 PM
And I'll show you someone who will turn you anyways but loose.
Show me a woman with love on her mind and I'll show you.....
musicman
10-21-2003, 05:54 PM
a guy who'll get lucky when he gets home
show me an empty plate
kleclere
10-21-2003, 06:13 PM
And I'll show you a full man.
Show me a woman with an open mind and even wider legs and I'll show you....
IAKaraokeGirl
10-21-2003, 06:15 PM
...a woman willing to be dangerous for her man.
Show me someone who has given away his or her heart...
musicman
10-21-2003, 06:22 PM
and I'll show you someone who could be heartbroken
show me a monster orgasm
kleclere
10-21-2003, 06:29 PM
And I'll show you someone who enjoys getting them very much.
Show me a woman receiving a monster orgasm and I'll show you....
IAKaraokeGirl
10-21-2003, 06:31 PM
...a man with a huge smile on his face.
Show me a man willing to be kidnapped...
kleclere
10-21-2003, 08:04 PM
And I'll show you a very willing captive.
Show me a man willing to be tied up and I'll show you....
IAKaraokeGirl
10-21-2003, 08:05 PM
...a woman who needs to buy bigger handcuffs.
Show me a woman who wants to change the bed in her bedroom...
dicksbro
10-21-2003, 09:17 PM
and I'll show you some well used sheets. :D :D
Show me pickles and ice cream ...
musicman
10-21-2003, 09:18 PM
and I'll show you a cliche
show me fresh maple syrup
denny
10-21-2003, 11:47 PM
......and I'll show you a stack.
Show me a pixie lady and.........
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