View Full Version : HELLLPP!!!! I need somebody......
boilergirl1
05-24-2004, 01:06 PM
to play with me.
Post replys that finish the sentence. :hot: :slurp:
boilergirl1
05-24-2004, 01:20 PM
:hot: please please please?!!! :slurp:
PantyFanatic
05-24-2004, 01:30 PM
HELLLPP!!!! I need somebody...... to bend over that couch and let me under that skirt!! :lust:
(Is that what you had in mind?:confused: It's what I have in mind!!! ;) )
Sharni
05-24-2004, 01:35 PM
....to go to work for me!
Teddy Bear
05-24-2004, 01:38 PM
HELLLPP!!!! I need somebody......
...... to hug and to kiss me all over and make slow, sweet love to me all night long and start again in the morning..... :D
boilergirl1
05-24-2004, 01:48 PM
to give it ti me hard.!
yes that's exactly what i had in mind panty.
this i cool ty all for participating
:slurp: :slurp: :slurp: :hot:
englishrose
05-24-2004, 01:54 PM
HELLLP!... I need somebody.... Not just anybody, but that special somebody ;)
TinTennessee
05-24-2004, 01:58 PM
Help!!! LOL
IAKaraokeGirl
05-24-2004, 02:38 PM
...to smack an attorney or two around for me. :D
musketeer
05-24-2004, 02:44 PM
to tell me next weeks winning lottery numbers
WildIrish
05-24-2004, 03:41 PM
HELLLPP!!!! I need somebody......
in Florida. :D Hey...this really IS a fun game! ha ha
IAKaraokeGirl
05-24-2004, 03:43 PM
...who will let me perve at Pixies all day and still pay me. :D
PantyFanatic
05-24-2004, 03:52 PM
Originally posted by WildIrish
..... Hey...this really IS a fun game! ha ha
<--- *smacks self in forehead:eek:*
I was serious!
You mean this is another game? OMG :rolleyes:
IAKaraokeGirl
05-24-2004, 03:59 PM
...to explain to PF that the games *can* be fun. :D
PantyFanatic
05-24-2004, 04:18 PM
I'll follow that avatar anyplace.:lust:
musicman
05-24-2004, 04:34 PM
to spend hours performing oral with
boilergirl1
05-24-2004, 05:41 PM
to do me over and over and over!
:hump:
:dizzy: :wingang:
:slurp:
imaginewithme
05-24-2004, 08:53 PM
Help I need somebody to spoil me rotten........
IAKaraokeGirl
05-24-2004, 08:54 PM
...to go to work for me tomorrow, so I can stay home. :)
Coaster
05-24-2004, 09:12 PM
... to give me a massage...... then I'll return the favor.
IAKaraokeGirl
05-24-2004, 09:15 PM
...to stop this dreaded weather!
cbass1976
05-24-2004, 09:43 PM
.....to be my sugar mama
dicksbro
05-25-2004, 03:32 AM
Help, I need somebody to buy me a winning lottery ticket. :D
IAKaraokeGirl
05-25-2004, 03:33 AM
...who can tell me how to go to sleep!
dicksbro
05-25-2004, 03:59 PM
Help, I need someone to scratch my back. :)
Help!!, I need somebody to turn back time to moments before that $%#@ crashed into my PT Cruiser last week.
Summer
05-25-2004, 07:59 PM
Help!!!!! I need somebody .....
to read me a bedtime story.
denny
05-25-2004, 08:05 PM
(Summer, I'm the best reader you'll ever hear. Tell me what type of story and I will do it, really!)
to love and to love me.
cowgirltease
05-25-2004, 09:33 PM
to snuggle up with at nite in that big lonely bed.:( *sniff*
imaginewithme
05-25-2004, 09:56 PM
I need somebody to give me something to cure this dizzy head after too many margaritas
Take two asprin and go to bed.
Steph
05-26-2004, 10:20 AM
to give me a generous allowance for the rest of my life. :)
flutelady
05-26-2004, 10:47 AM
Who thinks the sun rises and sets over me... and who treats me like a princess ;)
boilergirl1
05-28-2004, 08:20 AM
to listen when i say I LOVE YOU!!!:love:
boilergirl1
05-28-2004, 08:25 AM
to teach me how to operate the darn p/c!!!
and then to spend long afternoons finding all the best positions :69: :hump: :hot: :lust:
naughtyangel
05-28-2004, 08:30 AM
HEELLLLPPP!
I need somebody to lay around in bed with allll day
boilergirl1
05-29-2004, 10:33 PM
to lay back while i lick them until they cum screaming !!!!!!!!! :slurp:
Help! I need somebody....
to paint my living room
dicksbro
05-30-2004, 02:14 AM
Help! I need somebody to replace our weatherman with one that does better forecasts.
Steph
05-30-2004, 05:45 PM
to eat with me
Eat you?...or eat with you? ;)
I need someone to rub my shoulders...
dicksbro
05-30-2004, 06:57 PM
Boy, I could use that, too, Eros. Good ideas should be encouraged. :D :D
boilergirl1
05-31-2004, 01:53 AM
to chat with!?:slurp:
scotzoidman
05-31-2004, 02:39 AM
to give me a whole bunch of money
I'm not playing here, i'm serious...
Coaster
05-31-2004, 06:10 AM
I need someone to kiss passionately
boilergirl1
05-31-2004, 01:04 PM
to turn down the power on my vibrater! :hot:
osuche
05-31-2004, 01:14 PM
HELLLPP!!!! I need somebody......
tio travel for me so I can stay home and cuddle. :D
imaginewithme
05-31-2004, 02:26 PM
Help I need somebody to come play with me.
Help I need a ticket to Florida.
imaginewithme
05-31-2004, 02:29 PM
Help I need somebody to take me on a shopping spree
By some new underware while your at it..
I need somebody to suck..
imaginewithme
05-31-2004, 02:33 PM
I need somebody to BE NICE TO ME
Coaster
05-31-2004, 02:37 PM
I need someone passionate to talk to
imaginewithme
05-31-2004, 02:38 PM
I need someone to be my cabana boy.
I need somebody to be my butt boy.
dicksbro
05-31-2004, 03:28 PM
Help, I need someone to go get us some sodas.
Scarecrow
05-31-2004, 03:38 PM
Help, I need someone for a sex slave.
Cheyanne
05-31-2004, 04:09 PM
:( Need help with my homework!
Coaster
05-31-2004, 04:33 PM
I need help in my garden
Sugarsprinkles
05-31-2004, 04:36 PM
Help...........I need to be made love to and after that I need to get fucked!!!!!!!!
LarryL
05-31-2004, 06:39 PM
I need to make love to Sugarsprinkles (:)) sweet and soft, slow, juicy, and ever so easy, and then I must fuck her hot and ferious, jack-hammer hard, and butt-banging bad. Oh baby, baby, baby, that feels soooooo damn good.
imaginewithme
05-31-2004, 06:46 PM
Help I need somebody to pick my draw up off the floor after reading that!!!!
Now we're talking
Help, I need somebody, to explain the birds and the bee's.
one-trick pony
05-31-2004, 07:00 PM
I need a woman to love me for who I am and not for my money
..........wait, I don't have any money...........sorry, nevermind
I'll try to think of something else.
darogle
05-31-2004, 07:24 PM
Help! I need somebody to satisfy my kinky side right now
imaginewithme
05-31-2004, 07:29 PM
Help I need the same thing!!!
Help I need some body to lube!!!
boilergirl1
06-01-2004, 05:58 AM
help i need somebody to fuck long and hard.Preverably from behind.....
I have a kinky side Darogle.........
naughtyangel
06-01-2004, 06:32 AM
I need somebody to come and snuggle me to sleep!
boilergirl1
06-01-2004, 06:40 AM
i need somebody to huggle.
Sugarsprinkles
06-01-2004, 10:47 AM
I need someone to pay my way to WA so I can meet LarryL :D
dicksbro
06-01-2004, 01:39 PM
Help, I need someone to buy me a winning lottery ticket. :D
Coaster
06-01-2004, 02:15 PM
I need someone to massage these tight shoulders
dicksbro
06-04-2004, 03:05 AM
Help, I need someone to offer to go to work for me this morning. :)
cowgirltease
06-05-2004, 07:19 PM
Someone to curl up to at nite. *sigh*
Sugarsprinkles
06-05-2004, 07:23 PM
I need someone to inspire me to stick with my diet and exercise program.
Sharni
06-05-2004, 07:25 PM
I need a hug
Sugarsprinkles
06-05-2004, 07:34 PM
((((((((SHARNI)))))))))))))
I need somebody to cook once in a while and give me a break.
osuche
06-05-2004, 11:49 PM
I need someone to give my kitty the love and attention she deserves -- I've been a bad owner recently. :(
dicksbro
06-06-2004, 03:42 AM
Help, I need some time to think.
imaginewithme
06-09-2004, 07:57 PM
I need someone to make me smile.
Coaster
06-09-2004, 09:02 PM
^^^ Then check your PM sweetie!
I need a cooling breeze..... it is warm tonite.........
imaginewithme
06-09-2004, 09:03 PM
Help I need someone to give Coaster a hug for me since he's so far away from me. Thanks :)
dicksbro
06-10-2004, 02:44 AM
Help, I need someone to mow my back lawn. :)
Sharni
06-10-2004, 03:58 AM
I need to many things to mention
dicksbro
06-10-2004, 05:49 AM
I need another soda.
boilergirl1
06-11-2004, 04:08 AM
give me a huge hug!
And in return, I'll give them one back! ;)
oh, and here's your soda DB......pppsssstttt!!! (sound of can being opened)
dicksbro
06-11-2004, 04:25 PM
((((( BOILERGIRL1 )))))
Help, I could use someone to go get sodas for my son and I. :D
Sugarsprinkles
06-11-2004, 08:05 PM
I need somebody to care.
LarryL
06-11-2004, 08:10 PM
O Sweetie. I need someone to care for.
cowgirltease
06-11-2004, 08:13 PM
To play with:69: :bj: :bsex: :spank:
Sugarsprinkles
06-11-2004, 08:14 PM
I need somebody to hold me.
LarryL
06-11-2004, 08:15 PM
I need to hold, play with, love, cuddly, doink, and kiss someone deeply.
cowgirltease
06-11-2004, 08:16 PM
Somebody to ride! :cboy:
Sugarsprinkles
06-11-2004, 08:18 PM
Someone to ride me or let me ride them.....either way....I'm not particular...........;)
LarryL
06-11-2004, 08:18 PM
to be your horse
jseal
06-11-2004, 08:18 PM
cowgirltease,
Lemme be your saddle!
cowgirltease
06-11-2004, 08:20 PM
Yeehaw!!!!
I need an untamed bronc.:D
jseal
06-11-2004, 08:22 PM
cowgirltease,
Lemme buck you!
cowgirltease
06-11-2004, 08:24 PM
mmmmmmmmmmm
I need that ride now!:slurp:
boilergirl1
06-13-2004, 06:33 AM
ride me too (sounded like lots o' fun, CGT)!!!!:hot:
:slurp:
:slurp:
:slurp:
:hot: :cboy: :bsex:
asearching1
06-13-2004, 07:07 AM
...rock themselves on my lap.
cowgirltease
06-13-2004, 11:54 AM
I need asearching1 to sit still while I climb on.;) Yeehaw!!!!! :cboy:
flutelady
06-13-2004, 12:51 PM
I need to hold him and to be held by him. My thoughts and heart are full of him.
Coaster
06-13-2004, 12:55 PM
WOW.......... Now I really need to hold her!!^^^^ ((((((FluteLady))))
cowgirltease
06-13-2004, 12:56 PM
To help me go clean out the shop. Yeah I'm puttin off going out there.:rolleyes:
denny
06-14-2004, 09:47 AM
I need her to understand my every thought and need, this is so wonderful!
Steph
06-14-2004, 10:04 AM
I need a pigeon chaser!
LarryL
06-14-2004, 10:35 AM
Is that what they are calling it these days? OK I need someone to chase my pigeon.
WildIrish
06-14-2004, 10:35 AM
If everybody understood what I mean when I say stuff...life would go a lot smoother.
cowgirltease
06-14-2004, 11:55 AM
I need somebody to go mow my lawn.
darogle
06-14-2004, 11:58 AM
I need someone to work for me tonight...I'm just not in the mood!
cowgirltease
06-14-2004, 12:00 PM
I need somebody to send Darogle a private jet. :love:
Steph
06-16-2004, 09:13 AM
LOL CGT!
I need somebody to inspire me to update my resume!
jay-t
06-16-2004, 09:41 AM
I need somebody to help in the shop!
LarryL
06-16-2004, 10:29 AM
Originally posted by Steph
LOL CGT!
I need somebody to inspire me to update my resume!
OK Stef. You are going to up date your resume. Yes, you will update your resume. You are going to write the best damn resume anyone has ever written.
When you update your resume--something you will do right now--you will feel sooooo good; you will feel relieved, and overjoyed. Updating your resume is a wonderfull thing to do. You will really enjoy doing it. In fact, you can hardly believe you hasn't done it yet.
Here is the thing, Stef. You want to update your resume. You need to update your resume. You will update your resume. No more excuses. "I'll do it tomorrow," doesn't cut it anymore.
DO IT NOW. "YES, YEEESSSS. O God," she cried touching her fingers to the keyboard. "You feel so good baby to my fingertips," she said with a smile. She opened the document "My Resume" emitting a barely audible "Ohhh" as it jumped to the screen, hard, waiting to be manipulated. Forgetting all restraint, her silky, long, and sexy fingers started typing. T's, and S's, A's, M's, (her favorite). The letters formed on the screen as a damp spot formed on her pantied snuggled up against her wet, hungry pussy. Faster and faster she typed. The pressure building in her loins. She clinched her butt cheeks together, sucked in a breath of air, and held it in suspended anticipation still typing and manipulating her document. When she let her butt relax and drop back into the chair, she starting to orgasm. "O...God...Damn...Yes," she haltingly yelled. Her fingers were flying on the keyboard now and she reached another climax. Almost done now, she gave her resume such pleasure: spell check, gram check, format check. Just as she hit save, she had one final orgasm that just soaked both her panties and the chair with sweet Stef juice. For the next five minutes she looked at her newly udpated resume whispering, "I love you resume," over and over again. Rarely has she felt so satisfied. Never had she done a resume like this before.
Five Years Later
Stef runs a word prosessing business now. She often works late. When passersby hear moaning and gasping sounds, they smile knowing that Stef is updating again.
You Must, Can, and Will DO IT!
Larry
Steph
06-16-2004, 10:34 AM
ROFLMAO
We need more posts like that!
What kind of job could I get with a resume like that?
LarryL
06-16-2004, 10:37 AM
With a resume like that, you could write your own job, the perfect job, with benefits previously unknown in the business world. You would be the update queen; you would finally be recognized as the Goddess You Are.
imaginewithme
06-16-2004, 10:58 PM
Help I need somebody to pick out my clothes for tomorrow.
Steph
06-17-2004, 10:06 AM
Help! I need someone to seduce the road crew so they'll stop with the hammering!!!
Teddy Bear
06-17-2004, 12:08 PM
I just need to be fucked!
Help, I need somebody to mow my yard, so I can stay on the Pixie's board all day!
imaginewithme
06-17-2004, 10:47 PM
Help, I need somebody to send him home from work now.
Steph
06-18-2004, 12:16 AM
to throttle a coupla co-workers. Thanks.
boilergirl1
06-19-2004, 08:57 AM
i'll take care of the rest....
Helllllpppp!! I need somebody's opinion about story i just posted in gen sex chat...."i just want to suck cock!:slurp: :hot:
Coaster
06-19-2004, 09:32 AM
well i can give it to you from my piont of view!! :)
I need help with this hardness in my groin right now!
boilergirl1
06-19-2004, 09:38 AM
needs help keeping the drool from getting on everything...
bust it out baby!
Steph
06-19-2004, 09:52 AM
to work for me today
imaginewithme
06-19-2004, 11:37 AM
Help I need somebody to give me a full body massage......and I mean FULL body
mayhem1978
06-19-2004, 01:23 PM
**Whishes he lived in the states right now**
Help i need someone to help me get to the states to massage all those loveley pixies ladies
imaginewithme
06-19-2004, 02:01 PM
Help I STILL need somebody to massage me.....i have an ache all over.
Coaster
06-19-2004, 10:02 PM
Looks like I may too late to help out^^^ poor IWM!
I just need somebody to talk to...
imaginewithme
06-20-2004, 01:14 AM
Coaster....why didn't you talk to me????? What's wrong????? :(
(no one took care of my aches)
HELP I need somebody to tuck me in bed.
Steph
06-20-2004, 01:20 AM
to treat me to breakfast in a few hours :)
musicman
06-20-2004, 06:13 AM
to miraculously mow my lawn and clean my house for me today
dicksbro
07-20-2004, 06:31 PM
... to rub my back.
Steph
07-21-2004, 07:21 AM
frolic in the park with me
wrestlemark
07-21-2004, 09:32 AM
to give it ti me hard.!
yes that's exactly what i had in mind panty.
this i cool ty all for participating
:slurp: :slurp: :slurp: :hot:
i'm im me :sex: :sex: :bj: :spin: :cool: wrestlemark@aol.com
Steph
07-21-2004, 01:31 PM
who is subtle :)
PantyFanatic
07-21-2004, 02:05 PM
who is subtle :)
*THUDD!*
You called? :D
Steph
07-21-2004, 02:08 PM
Yes, for subtlety. You missed that boat when you stopped to try on the DJ shirt.
*THUDD!*
You called? :D
dicksbro
07-23-2004, 03:21 AM
... to scratch an itchy spot on my back. :(
Sharni
07-23-2004, 03:40 AM
......to give me ME time
imaginewithme
07-25-2004, 11:48 AM
To rescue me and tell me I dont have to go to work tomorrow
Studmuffin69
07-25-2004, 11:49 AM
Help me clean the garage.
imaginewithme
07-25-2004, 11:57 AM
Help, I need somebody to send me to the tropics
I need somebody to tell me what I did with my super glue.
imaginewithme
07-25-2004, 12:32 PM
Your daughter hid it from you.
I need somebody to send me a post card.
dicksbro
07-25-2004, 01:06 PM
Do you think addressing it ... IWM c/o the State of Florida would do it?
imaginewithme
07-25-2004, 02:48 PM
NO DB, I dont think I would ever get it :(
Help, I need somebody to take care of this ache
dicksbro
07-25-2004, 06:48 PM
Help, I need help on remembering to do what the thread asks. :rolleyes:
(Rats on the addressing. :()
Sharni
07-25-2004, 07:54 PM
.....to come do my bloody housework!
imaginewithme
07-25-2004, 08:19 PM
to paint my toe nails
dicksbro
07-28-2004, 02:58 AM
... to find my socks.
GusAspar
07-28-2004, 03:05 AM
... with a wet pussy to go with my over-excited cock
Cassiopeia
07-28-2004, 11:26 AM
Can you pencil me in GusAspar?
I need someone to do my laundry because I always manage to shrink something . :mad:
Steph
07-28-2004, 11:50 AM
. . . someone to make my lunch!
Help I need somebody to come finish my ironing.
Vurginne
07-28-2004, 03:45 PM
Help I need somebody to pack my bags (because I'm too lazy to do it)
I need somebody to come cook dinner for me.
dicksbro
07-29-2004, 04:14 AM
I need someone to go to work for me in 15 minutes.
imaginewithme
07-29-2004, 07:25 AM
To calm my nerves
dicksbro
08-01-2004, 08:24 AM
... to scratch my back.
imaginewithme
08-01-2004, 10:05 AM
To do my laundry
To shoot me and put me out of my misery.
dicksbro
08-01-2004, 05:32 PM
... close by to help rescue TinglingTess.
imaginewithme
08-03-2004, 09:50 PM
To reassure me.
boilergirl1
08-03-2004, 10:00 PM
To reassure me.
Well here's a hug hun, (((((((((((((Imaginewithme)))))))))))))) I hope it helps. They almost always work for me.
imaginewithme
08-03-2004, 10:03 PM
I need somebody to make my body look like boilergirls avatar
Don't we all girl friend!
I need somebody to bring me another drink. :D
imaginewithme
08-03-2004, 10:12 PM
Let me call your stud
I need somebody to send me to paradise
boilergirl1
08-03-2004, 10:17 PM
an i'll do my best to tranport you there in spirit!!
yeah i'd like to look like that avatar as well...but i like what i got most of the time so hell life aint bad
osuche
08-03-2004, 10:43 PM
To keep me on task for once
boilergirl1
08-04-2004, 03:48 AM
I got a task for you osuche.... :slurp: ;) :bj:
osuche
08-04-2004, 11:23 AM
And what would that be, boilergirl? :D :p :D
dicksbro
08-04-2004, 04:10 PM
HELLLPP!!!! I need somebody...for a quick round of oral sex. :)
imaginewithme
08-04-2004, 08:15 PM
OH MAN DB.........I need that too
Help I need somebody to rub me down with lotion.
Steph
08-09-2004, 01:41 PM
. . . to invest in a folk radio station in Toronto.
dicksbro
08-09-2004, 05:12 PM
... do a rain dance. The park lakes are dropping fast. :(
imaginewithme
08-09-2004, 07:56 PM
to tell me what my future holds
imaginewithme
09-19-2004, 12:59 PM
to give my hair some life again!
To rub that tingle I feel. ;)
dicksbro
09-20-2004, 05:11 PM
... to help me quickly find the body lotion. :)
LarryL
09-20-2004, 09:07 PM
...to suck my lower lip while I put my tongue in her mouth.
Cassiopeia
09-20-2004, 10:23 PM
pry my laptop away from me so that I can do some work!
imaginewithme
09-20-2004, 10:31 PM
To send me a helicopter to get me outta this place and send me to paradise
dicksbro
09-21-2004, 03:10 AM
Lend me a helicopter ...
oh yeah ...
and a pilot. :D :D
imaginewithme
09-24-2004, 09:58 PM
^^^hahaha^^^
I need a mans hands to massage me all over.
dicksbro
09-25-2004, 07:31 AM
Help, I need somebody to hold me ... my hands are trying to pull me out the door ... ;)
Secretly hopes the hands win. :D
Sharni
09-25-2004, 07:35 AM
^^^LOL
....to scratch my back :D
dicksbro
09-25-2004, 06:43 PM
HELLLPP!!!! I need somebody...... to "PICK ME, PICK ME!" :D
LarryL
09-25-2004, 10:31 PM
I need someone to snuggle with all night long falling asleep in her sweet-smelling hair with my my hand resting on my favorite boob. We can do it in the morning OK?
.....to scratch my back :rolleyes:
Coaster
09-25-2004, 11:08 PM
to massage my back...
Salacious
09-26-2004, 01:10 AM
Help! I need somebody to tickle my fancy!
dicksbro
09-26-2004, 04:31 AM
Help! I need somebody to tenderize some meat. :)
imaginewithme
09-26-2004, 09:36 AM
^^heheh DB....I think I can help ya^^^
I need somebody to come dry and style my hair for me and paint my toe nails.
Salacious
09-26-2004, 10:03 AM
Help! I need somebody to fix my dryer.
dicksbro
09-26-2004, 03:08 PM
I need somebody to rub my back.
Salacious
09-27-2004, 11:18 PM
kiss me!
campingboy
09-27-2004, 11:29 PM
I need someone to take me to bed and make me smile.
imaginewithme
09-30-2004, 08:59 PM
I need the same thing campingboy
Studmuffin69
09-30-2004, 09:08 PM
I need someone to hit me upside the head
imaginewithme
09-30-2004, 09:09 PM
I need somebody to take me away in a helicopter and wine and dine me.........
I need somebody to come play footies with me.
imaginewithme
10-01-2004, 10:57 AM
I need somebody.
dicksbro
10-03-2004, 06:03 AM
HELLLPP!!!! I need somebody....to flip the bad news button to good.
imaginewithme
10-03-2004, 02:41 PM
Help, I need somebody to ease my mind.
imaginewithme
10-16-2004, 08:46 AM
Help, I need somebody to come mop the tile.
hardhornyhubby
10-16-2004, 08:48 AM
Help i need somebody to help me with this hard on
imaginewithme
10-16-2004, 08:49 AM
Help, I need somebody to rub my shoulders
hardhornyhubby
10-16-2004, 09:15 AM
help cant stop my hands reaching for yr shoulder
imaginewithme
10-16-2004, 09:48 AM
hang up all these jackets that were taken on our trip.
dicksbro
10-17-2004, 07:23 AM
HELP!!!!!! I need somebody to turn on the furnance outdoors. Brrrr.
(Of course, it does make for good cuddling. :))
imaginewithme
10-24-2004, 05:28 PM
to take care of me........ in a physical sexual way
SuzyQ
10-24-2004, 05:59 PM
Would I do?????????????
I need someone to cook dinner so I can stay on Pixies
hardhornyhubby
10-24-2004, 06:00 PM
I neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed someone
SuzyQ
10-24-2004, 06:02 PM
We all do hon, it is the nature of the human beast.
I need someone to go to my meeting tonight so I can stay home...and be on Pixies
hardhornyhubby
10-24-2004, 06:05 PM
I need someone to buy me a lear jet
imaginewithme
10-24-2004, 06:15 PM
I need that too ^^^
SuzyQ
10-24-2004, 06:18 PM
I need to win the lottery...
hardhornyhubby
10-24-2004, 06:19 PM
lol two reasons why a need a lear jet
i need someone to stroke my erection
Sugarsprinkles
10-24-2004, 06:59 PM
I need someone to hold me close
osuche
10-25-2004, 09:43 AM
to paint my house....and if they did it nude that would be OK too. :D
WildIrish
10-25-2004, 09:51 AM
to hold the ladder while I paint ^^^'s house. :D
osuche
10-25-2004, 09:52 AM
I'll hold the ladder.....and see what else I can hold too. :slurp:
WildIrish
10-25-2004, 10:15 AM
I'll hold the ladder.....and see what else I can hold too. :slurp:
Be careful...that's what I'm hanging the paint bucket from. :D
osuche
10-25-2004, 10:16 AM
Ouch!!!!!!!!
WildIrish
10-25-2004, 11:54 AM
Ouch!!!!!!!!
Ok...so we've explained part of your name. :D lmao
imaginewithme
10-25-2004, 06:07 PM
to give me a pilot license
kathy1
10-25-2004, 06:14 PM
to get me outa this miserable little town
dicksbro
10-26-2004, 03:15 AM
... to give me the winning lottery ticket. :)
imaginewithme
11-12-2004, 12:06 AM
to take my mind off of things
Studmuffin69
11-12-2004, 12:28 AM
To give me a :bj:
dicksbro
11-12-2004, 04:18 AM
... to give me a licking and keep on sipping. :)
WildIrish
11-12-2004, 11:38 AM
to take a shower with
imaginewithme
11-12-2004, 11:40 AM
to have sex with
osuche
11-12-2004, 12:15 PM
To lick me top to bottom....and let me return the favor :slurp:
dicksbro
11-12-2004, 01:04 PM
... to take care of a hardon.
imaginewithme
11-16-2004, 09:14 PM
to hold me close to a fireplace
dicksbro
11-17-2004, 02:44 AM
... to massage this aching back of mine.
imaginewithme
11-17-2004, 08:17 AM
I need somebody to give me an answer to the "I am so horny..." thread..... I"VE LOST IT!
dicksbro
11-18-2004, 03:14 AM
I need somebody to go into work for me this morning. :(
boilergirl1
11-18-2004, 03:19 AM
to play with me.
Post replys that finish the sentence. :hot: :slurp:
I'll go in for ya DB!
I need somebody to tell me how to get my sweety to come here! :trout:
:boobs:
:slurp:
:sex:
dicksbro
11-18-2004, 03:48 AM
I'll go in for ya DB!
((((( HUGS )))))
Help! I need a BJ.
WildIrish
11-18-2004, 10:33 AM
Help...I need somebody to warm me up!
osuche
11-18-2004, 10:37 AM
Help! I need a cameraman
hardhornyhubby
11-18-2004, 10:47 AM
mmmmmmmmmmmm love to take yr pics and whatever else you want taking
help i need somebody to pack my suitcase cos im going on hilday to gran canaria on saturday
boilergirl1
11-18-2004, 10:51 AM
Help! I need a cameraman
that's what I've been told to use however there are certain positions and angles that only someone holding the camera can do so it's my dilemma as well.
i need someone who is a pc guru and have for waaaaayy tooo looonnnnggg!
hardhornyhubby
11-18-2004, 10:56 AM
hey i am a pc expert honest
help i need someone to make me a pc guru now!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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