HELLLPP!!!! I need somebody......

[boilergirl1]

to play with me.
Post replys that finish the sentence. :hot: :slurp:

[boilergirl1]

:hot: please please please?!!! :slurp:

[PantyFanatic]

HELLLPP!!!! I need somebody...... to bend over that couch and let me under that skirt!! :lust:






(Is that what you had in mind?:confused: It's what I have in mind!!! ;) )

[Sharni]

....to go to work for me!

[Teddy Bear]

HELLLPP!!!! I need somebody......

...... to hug and to kiss me all over and make slow, sweet love to me all night long and start again in the morning..... :D

[boilergirl1]

to give it ti me hard.!

yes that's exactly what i had in mind panty.
this i cool ty all for participating
:slurp: :slurp: :slurp: :hot:

[englishrose]

HELLLP!... I need somebody.... Not just anybody, but that special somebody ;)

[TinTennessee]

Help!!! LOL

[IAKaraokeGirl]

...to smack an attorney or two around for me. :D

[musketeer]

to tell me next weeks winning lottery numbers

[WildIrish]

HELLLPP!!!! I need somebody......


in Florida. :D Hey...this really IS a fun game! ha ha

[IAKaraokeGirl]

...who will let me perve at Pixies all day and still pay me. :D

[PantyFanatic]

Originally posted by WildIrish
..... Hey...this really IS a fun game! ha ha
<--- *smacks self in forehead:eek:*
I was serious!

You mean this is another game? OMG :rolleyes:

[IAKaraokeGirl]

...to explain to PF that the games *can* be fun. :D

[PantyFanatic]

I'll follow that avatar anyplace.:lust:

[musicman]

to spend hours performing oral with

[boilergirl1]

to do me over and over and over!
:hump:
:dizzy: :wingang:
:slurp:

[imaginewithme]

Help I need somebody to spoil me rotten........

[IAKaraokeGirl]

...to go to work for me tomorrow, so I can stay home. :)

[Coaster]

... to give me a massage...... then I'll return the favor.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

...to stop this dreaded weather!

[cbass1976]

.....to be my sugar mama

[dicksbro]

Help, I need somebody to buy me a winning lottery ticket. :D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

...who can tell me how to go to sleep!

[dicksbro]

Help, I need someone to scratch my back. :)

[kinx]

Help!!, I need somebody to turn back time to moments before that $%#@ crashed into my PT Cruiser last week.

[Summer]

Help!!!!! I need somebody .....
to read me a bedtime story.

[denny]

(Summer, I'm the best reader you'll ever hear. Tell me what type of story and I will do it, really!)

to love and to love me.

[cowgirltease]

to snuggle up with at nite in that big lonely bed.:( *sniff*

[imaginewithme]

I need somebody to give me something to cure this dizzy head after too many margaritas

[Lion]

Take two asprin and go to bed.

[Steph]

to give me a generous allowance for the rest of my life. :)

[flutelady]

Who thinks the sun rises and sets over me... and who treats me like a princess ;)

[boilergirl1]

to listen when i say I LOVE YOU!!!:love:

[boilergirl1]

to teach me how to operate the darn p/c!!!
and then to spend long afternoons finding all the best positions :69: :hump: :hot: :lust:

[naughtyangel]

HEELLLLPPP!

I need somebody to lay around in bed with allll day

[boilergirl1]

to lay back while i lick them until they cum screaming !!!!!!!!! :slurp:

[BIBI]

Help! I need somebody....

to paint my living room

[dicksbro]

Help! I need somebody to replace our weatherman with one that does better forecasts.

[Steph]

to eat with me

[Eros]

Eat you?...or eat with you? ;)


I need someone to rub my shoulders...

[dicksbro]

Boy, I could use that, too, Eros. Good ideas should be encouraged. :D :D

[boilergirl1]

to chat with!?:slurp:

[scotzoidman]

to give me a whole bunch of money

I'm not playing here, i'm serious...

[Coaster]

I need someone to kiss passionately

[boilergirl1]

to turn down the power on my vibrater! :hot:

[osuche]

HELLLPP!!!! I need somebody......

tio travel for me so I can stay home and cuddle. :D

[imaginewithme]

Help I need somebody to come play with me.

[Lion]

Help I need a ticket to Florida.

[imaginewithme]

Help I need somebody to take me on a shopping spree

[Lion]

By some new underware while your at it..

I need somebody to suck..

[imaginewithme]

I need somebody to BE NICE TO ME

[Coaster]

I need someone passionate to talk to

[imaginewithme]

I need someone to be my cabana boy.

[Lion]

I need somebody to be my butt boy.

[dicksbro]

Help, I need someone to go get us some sodas.

[Scarecrow]

Help, I need someone for a sex slave.

[Cheyanne]

:( Need help with my homework!

[Coaster]

I need help in my garden

[Sugarsprinkles]

Help...........I need to be made love to and after that I need to get fucked!!!!!!!!

[LarryL]

I need to make love to Sugarsprinkles (:)) sweet and soft, slow, juicy, and ever so easy, and then I must fuck her hot and ferious, jack-hammer hard, and butt-banging bad. Oh baby, baby, baby, that feels soooooo damn good.

[imaginewithme]

Help I need somebody to pick my draw up off the floor after reading that!!!!

[Lion]

Now we're talking


Help, I need somebody, to explain the birds and the bee's.

[one-trick pony]

I need a woman to love me for who I am and not for my money

..........wait, I don't have any money...........sorry, nevermind
I'll try to think of something else.

[darogle]

Help! I need somebody to satisfy my kinky side right now

[imaginewithme]

Help I need the same thing!!!

[Lion]

Help I need some body to lube!!!

[boilergirl1]

help i need somebody to fuck long and hard.Preverably from behind.....
I have a kinky side Darogle.........

[naughtyangel]

I need somebody to come and snuggle me to sleep!

[boilergirl1]

i need somebody to huggle.

[Sugarsprinkles]

I need someone to pay my way to WA so I can meet LarryL :D

[dicksbro]

Help, I need someone to buy me a winning lottery ticket. :D

[Coaster]

I need someone to massage these tight shoulders

[dicksbro]

Help, I need someone to offer to go to work for me this morning. :)

[cowgirltease]

Someone to curl up to at nite. *sigh*

[Sugarsprinkles]

I need someone to inspire me to stick with my diet and exercise program.

[Sharni]

I need a hug

[Sugarsprinkles]

((((((((SHARNI)))))))))))))






I need somebody to cook once in a while and give me a break.

[osuche]

I need someone to give my kitty the love and attention she deserves -- I've been a bad owner recently. :(

[dicksbro]

Help, I need some time to think.

[imaginewithme]

I need someone to make me smile.

[Coaster]

^^^ Then check your PM sweetie!

I need a cooling breeze..... it is warm tonite.........

[imaginewithme]

Help I need someone to give Coaster a hug for me since he's so far away from me. Thanks :)

[dicksbro]

Help, I need someone to mow my back lawn. :)

[Sharni]

I need to many things to mention

[dicksbro]

I need another soda.

[boilergirl1]

give me a huge hug!










And in return, I'll give them one back! ;)

oh, and here's your soda DB......pppsssstttt!!! (sound of can being opened)

[dicksbro]

((((( BOILERGIRL1 )))))

Help, I could use someone to go get sodas for my son and I. :D

[Sugarsprinkles]

I need somebody to care.

[LarryL]

O Sweetie. I need someone to care for.

[cowgirltease]

To play with:69: :bj: :bsex: :spank:

[Sugarsprinkles]

I need somebody to hold me.

[LarryL]

I need to hold, play with, love, cuddly, doink, and kiss someone deeply.

[cowgirltease]

Somebody to ride! :cboy:

[Sugarsprinkles]

Someone to ride me or let me ride them.....either way....I'm not particular...........;)

[LarryL]

to be your horse

[jseal]

cowgirltease,

Lemme be your saddle!

[cowgirltease]

Yeehaw!!!!
I need an untamed bronc.:D

[jseal]

cowgirltease,

Lemme buck you!

[cowgirltease]

mmmmmmmmmmm
I need that ride now!:slurp:

[boilergirl1]

ride me too (sounded like lots o' fun, CGT)!!!!:hot:
:slurp:
:slurp:
:slurp:















:hot: :cboy: :bsex:

[asearching1]

...rock themselves on my lap.

[cowgirltease]

I need asearching1 to sit still while I climb on.;) Yeehaw!!!!! :cboy:

[flutelady]

I need to hold him and to be held by him. My thoughts and heart are full of him.

[Coaster]

WOW.......... Now I really need to hold her!!^^^^ ((((((FluteLady))))

[cowgirltease]

To help me go clean out the shop. Yeah I'm puttin off going out there.:rolleyes:

[denny]

I need her to understand my every thought and need, this is so wonderful!

[Steph]

I need a pigeon chaser!

[LarryL]

Is that what they are calling it these days? OK I need someone to chase my pigeon.

[WildIrish]

If everybody understood what I mean when I say stuff...life would go a lot smoother.

[cowgirltease]

I need somebody to go mow my lawn.

[darogle]

I need someone to work for me tonight...I'm just not in the mood!

[cowgirltease]

I need somebody to send Darogle a private jet. :love:

[Steph]

LOL CGT!

I need somebody to inspire me to update my resume!

[jay-t]

I need somebody to help in the shop!

[LarryL]

Originally posted by Steph
LOL CGT!
I need somebody to inspire me to update my resume!

OK Stef. You are going to up date your resume. Yes, you will update your resume. You are going to write the best damn resume anyone has ever written.
When you update your resume--something you will do right now--you will feel sooooo good; you will feel relieved, and overjoyed. Updating your resume is a wonderfull thing to do. You will really enjoy doing it. In fact, you can hardly believe you hasn't done it yet.
Here is the thing, Stef. You want to update your resume. You need to update your resume. You will update your resume. No more excuses. "I'll do it tomorrow," doesn't cut it anymore.

DO IT NOW. "YES, YEEESSSS. O God," she cried touching her fingers to the keyboard. "You feel so good baby to my fingertips," she said with a smile. She opened the document "My Resume" emitting a barely audible "Ohhh" as it jumped to the screen, hard, waiting to be manipulated. Forgetting all restraint, her silky, long, and sexy fingers started typing. T's, and S's, A's, M's, (her favorite). The letters formed on the screen as a damp spot formed on her pantied snuggled up against her wet, hungry pussy. Faster and faster she typed. The pressure building in her loins. She clinched her butt cheeks together, sucked in a breath of air, and held it in suspended anticipation still typing and manipulating her document. When she let her butt relax and drop back into the chair, she starting to orgasm. "O...God...Damn...Yes," she haltingly yelled. Her fingers were flying on the keyboard now and she reached another climax. Almost done now, she gave her resume such pleasure: spell check, gram check, format check. Just as she hit save, she had one final orgasm that just soaked both her panties and the chair with sweet Stef juice. For the next five minutes she looked at her newly udpated resume whispering, "I love you resume," over and over again. Rarely has she felt so satisfied. Never had she done a resume like this before.

Five Years Later
Stef runs a word prosessing business now. She often works late. When passersby hear moaning and gasping sounds, they smile knowing that Stef is updating again.

You Must, Can, and Will DO IT!
Larry

[Steph]

ROFLMAO

We need more posts like that!

What kind of job could I get with a resume like that?

[LarryL]

With a resume like that, you could write your own job, the perfect job, with benefits previously unknown in the business world. You would be the update queen; you would finally be recognized as the Goddess You Are.

[imaginewithme]

Help I need somebody to pick out my clothes for tomorrow.

[Steph]

Help! I need someone to seduce the road crew so they'll stop with the hammering!!!

[Teddy Bear]

I just need to be fucked!

[kinx]

Help, I need somebody to mow my yard, so I can stay on the Pixie's board all day!

[imaginewithme]

Help, I need somebody to send him home from work now.

[Steph]

to throttle a coupla co-workers. Thanks.

[boilergirl1]

i'll take care of the rest....
Helllllpppp!! I need somebody's opinion about story i just posted in gen sex chat...."i just want to suck cock!:slurp: :hot:

[Coaster]

well i can give it to you from my piont of view!! :)

I need help with this hardness in my groin right now!

[boilergirl1]

needs help keeping the drool from getting on everything...
bust it out baby!

[Steph]

to work for me today

[imaginewithme]

Help I need somebody to give me a full body massage......and I mean FULL body

[mayhem1978]

**Whishes he lived in the states right now**

Help i need someone to help me get to the states to massage all those loveley pixies ladies

[imaginewithme]

Help I STILL need somebody to massage me.....i have an ache all over.

[Coaster]

Looks like I may too late to help out^^^ poor IWM!


I just need somebody to talk to...

[imaginewithme]

Coaster....why didn't you talk to me????? What's wrong????? :(
(no one took care of my aches)

HELP I need somebody to tuck me in bed.

[Steph]

to treat me to breakfast in a few hours :)

[musicman]

to miraculously mow my lawn and clean my house for me today

[dicksbro]

... to rub my back.

[Steph]

frolic in the park with me

[wrestlemark]

to give it ti me hard.!

yes that's exactly what i had in mind panty.
this i cool ty all for participating
:slurp: :slurp: :slurp: :hot:
i'm im me :sex: :sex: :bj: :spin: :cool: wrestlemark@aol.com

[Steph]

who is subtle :)

[PantyFanatic]

who is subtle :)


*THUDD!*


You called? :D

[Steph]

Yes, for subtlety. You missed that boat when you stopped to try on the DJ shirt.

*THUDD!*
You called? :D

[dicksbro]

... to scratch an itchy spot on my back. :(

[Sharni]

......to give me ME time

[imaginewithme]

To rescue me and tell me I dont have to go to work tomorrow

[Studmuffin69]

Help me clean the garage.

[imaginewithme]

Help, I need somebody to send me to the tropics

[Pita]

I need somebody to tell me what I did with my super glue.

[imaginewithme]

Your daughter hid it from you.



I need somebody to send me a post card.

[dicksbro]

Do you think addressing it ... IWM c/o the State of Florida would do it?

[imaginewithme]

NO DB, I dont think I would ever get it :(

Help, I need somebody to take care of this ache

[dicksbro]

Help, I need help on remembering to do what the thread asks. :rolleyes:

(Rats on the addressing. :()

[Sharni]

.....to come do my bloody housework!

[imaginewithme]

to paint my toe nails

[dicksbro]

... to find my socks.

[GusAspar]

... with a wet pussy to go with my over-excited cock

[Cassiopeia]

Can you pencil me in GusAspar?

I need someone to do my laundry because I always manage to shrink something . :mad:

[Steph]

. . . someone to make my lunch!

[Pita]

Help I need somebody to come finish my ironing.

[Vurginne]

Help I need somebody to pack my bags (because I'm too lazy to do it)

[Pita]

I need somebody to come cook dinner for me.

[dicksbro]

I need someone to go to work for me in 15 minutes.

[imaginewithme]

To calm my nerves

[dicksbro]

... to scratch my back.

[imaginewithme]

To do my laundry

[Pita]

To shoot me and put me out of my misery.

[dicksbro]

... close by to help rescue TinglingTess.

[imaginewithme]

To reassure me.

[boilergirl1]

To reassure me.
Well here's a hug hun, (((((((((((((Imaginewithme)))))))))))))) I hope it helps. They almost always work for me.

[imaginewithme]

I need somebody to make my body look like boilergirls avatar

[Pita]

Don't we all girl friend!


I need somebody to bring me another drink. :D

[imaginewithme]

Let me call your stud

I need somebody to send me to paradise

[boilergirl1]

an i'll do my best to tranport you there in spirit!!
yeah i'd like to look like that avatar as well...but i like what i got most of the time so hell life aint bad

[osuche]

To keep me on task for once

[boilergirl1]

I got a task for you osuche.... :slurp: ;) :bj:

[osuche]

And what would that be, boilergirl? :D :p :D

[dicksbro]

HELLLPP!!!! I need somebody...for a quick round of oral sex. :)

[imaginewithme]

OH MAN DB.........I need that too

Help I need somebody to rub me down with lotion.

[Steph]

. . . to invest in a folk radio station in Toronto.

[dicksbro]

... do a rain dance. The park lakes are dropping fast. :(

[imaginewithme]

to tell me what my future holds

[imaginewithme]

to give my hair some life again!

[Pita]

To rub that tingle I feel. ;)

[dicksbro]

... to help me quickly find the body lotion. :)

[LarryL]

...to suck my lower lip while I put my tongue in her mouth.

[Cassiopeia]

pry my laptop away from me so that I can do some work!

[imaginewithme]

To send me a helicopter to get me outta this place and send me to paradise

[dicksbro]

Lend me a helicopter ...













oh yeah ...









and a pilot. :D :D

[imaginewithme]

^^^hahaha^^^

I need a mans hands to massage me all over.

[dicksbro]

Help, I need somebody to hold me ... my hands are trying to pull me out the door ... ;)

Secretly hopes the hands win. :D

[Sharni]

^^^LOL

....to scratch my back :D

[dicksbro]

HELLLPP!!!! I need somebody...... to "PICK ME, PICK ME!" :D

[LarryL]

I need someone to snuggle with all night long falling asleep in her sweet-smelling hair with my my hand resting on my favorite boob. We can do it in the morning OK?

[BIBI]

.....to scratch my back :rolleyes:

[Coaster]

to massage my back...

[Salacious]

Help! I need somebody to tickle my fancy!

[dicksbro]

Help! I need somebody to tenderize some meat. :)

[imaginewithme]

^^heheh DB....I think I can help ya^^^

I need somebody to come dry and style my hair for me and paint my toe nails.

[Salacious]

Help! I need somebody to fix my dryer.

[dicksbro]

I need somebody to rub my back.

[Salacious]

kiss me!

[campingboy]

I need someone to take me to bed and make me smile.

[imaginewithme]

I need the same thing campingboy

[Studmuffin69]

I need someone to hit me upside the head

[imaginewithme]

I need somebody to take me away in a helicopter and wine and dine me.........

[Pita]

I need somebody to come play footies with me.

[imaginewithme]

I need somebody.

[dicksbro]

HELLLPP!!!! I need somebody....to flip the bad news button to good.

[imaginewithme]

Help, I need somebody to ease my mind.

[imaginewithme]

Help, I need somebody to come mop the tile.

[hardhornyhubby]

Help i need somebody to help me with this hard on

[imaginewithme]

Help, I need somebody to rub my shoulders

[hardhornyhubby]

help cant stop my hands reaching for yr shoulder

[imaginewithme]

hang up all these jackets that were taken on our trip.

[dicksbro]

HELP!!!!!! I need somebody to turn on the furnance outdoors. Brrrr.



(Of course, it does make for good cuddling. :))

[imaginewithme]

to take care of me........ in a physical sexual way

[SuzyQ]

Would I do?????????????

I need someone to cook dinner so I can stay on Pixies

[hardhornyhubby]

I neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed someone

[SuzyQ]

We all do hon, it is the nature of the human beast.

I need someone to go to my meeting tonight so I can stay home...and be on Pixies

[hardhornyhubby]

I need someone to buy me a lear jet

[imaginewithme]

I need that too ^^^

[SuzyQ]

I need to win the lottery...

[hardhornyhubby]

lol two reasons why a need a lear jet

i need someone to stroke my erection

[Sugarsprinkles]

I need someone to hold me close

[osuche]

to paint my house....and if they did it nude that would be OK too. :D

[WildIrish]

to hold the ladder while I paint ^^^'s house. :D

[osuche]

I'll hold the ladder.....and see what else I can hold too. :slurp:

[WildIrish]

I'll hold the ladder.....and see what else I can hold too. :slurp:

Be careful...that's what I'm hanging the paint bucket from. :D

[osuche]

Ouch!!!!!!!!

[WildIrish]

Ouch!!!!!!!!

Ok...so we've explained part of your name. :D lmao

[imaginewithme]

to give me a pilot license

[kathy1]

to get me outa this miserable little town

[dicksbro]

... to give me the winning lottery ticket. :)

[imaginewithme]

to take my mind off of things

[Studmuffin69]

To give me a :bj:

[dicksbro]

... to give me a licking and keep on sipping. :)

[WildIrish]

to take a shower with

[imaginewithme]

to have sex with

[osuche]

To lick me top to bottom....and let me return the favor :slurp:

[dicksbro]

... to take care of a hardon.

[imaginewithme]

to hold me close to a fireplace

[dicksbro]

... to massage this aching back of mine.

[imaginewithme]

I need somebody to give me an answer to the "I am so horny..." thread..... I"VE LOST IT!

[dicksbro]

I need somebody to go into work for me this morning. :(

[boilergirl1]

to play with me.
Post replys that finish the sentence. :hot: :slurp:

I'll go in for ya DB!
I need somebody to tell me how to get my sweety to come here! :trout:
:boobs:
:slurp:
:sex:

[dicksbro]

I'll go in for ya DB!

((((( HUGS )))))

Help! I need a BJ.

[WildIrish]

Help...I need somebody to warm me up!

[osuche]

Help! I need a cameraman

[hardhornyhubby]

mmmmmmmmmmmm love to take yr pics and whatever else you want taking


help i need somebody to pack my suitcase cos im going on hilday to gran canaria on saturday

[boilergirl1]

Help! I need a cameraman
that's what I've been told to use however there are certain positions and angles that only someone holding the camera can do so it's my dilemma as well.
i need someone who is a pc guru and have for waaaaayy tooo looonnnnggg!

[hardhornyhubby]

hey i am a pc expert honest

help i need someone to make me a pc guru now!!!!!!!!!!!!!