HELLLPP!!!! I need somebody......

[boilergirl1]

lmao what fun!
the games afoot.!!!

[hardhornyhubby]

its not my foot i was thinking about

help i need a woman that wants something apart from my foot

[boilergirl1]

smartypants
help i need a partner who knows how to play at inuendo and flirtation......

[hardhornyhubby]

i can play antything you want me to boilergirl LOL

help i need someone to play cosy games with

[imaginewithme]

to tuck me in bed

[Glyndwr]

^^^^ to improve my eyesight, I thought IWM said 'tuck'.

[osuche]

^^^ :D

to massage me alll over...I am sore from my crazy gym session last night

[dicksbro]

... to wake me in an hour. :)

[imaginewithme]

^^^hope you didn't oversleep^^^

I need somebody to send me somewhere tropical

[dicksbro]

Your wish is my command ... ;)

Help, I need someone to rub my shoulders.

[imaginewithme]

Your wish is my command ... ;)

Help, I need someone to rub my shoulders.


aawwww I just now saw this DB........THANKS!! So thoughtful, you're one of a kind dicksbro!

Help, I need somebody to get me outta this funk!

[SuzyQ]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH , how's that for getting you out of your funk?

[SuzyQ]

I need more time so I can help IMW get out of her funk.

[imaginewithme]

that scared me!

Help I need somebody to warm me up

[dicksbro]

:hug: :sex: :wiggles: :drool: :hump:

Did that help?

Help, I need someone to scratch an itch I've got. :)

[imaginewithme]

Help I need somebody to thank dicksbro for alwayssssssss being so kind.

[SuzyQ]

Thanks dicksbro for being so kind..

I need someone to help me with dinner..so I can come and play here.

[dicksbro]

I just got done eating, is that the kind of help you were hoping for? :) I was going to stir a dish, but I don't think my spoon would reach. :(

Help, I need someone to turn the outside furnace up a bit. Brrrrrr ... it's only 22 outside right now.

[imaginewithme]

to keep my hands warm.......... :baby:

[Coaster]

hmmmmmm...... it's warm right between my thighs!!!

I need somebody to rub my shoulders....... please!

[dicksbro]

Help, I need something to drink.

[boilergirl1]

carress me very slowly over every inch of my skin til I drift off into a calm sea of yearning. :banner:

[dicksbro]

Help ... I need somebody to give me a million dollars! ....




Hello ...



Hello ...






Is anyone there.




:grin:

[imaginewithme]

:wave:

Help, I need somebody to give me patience.

[dicksbro]

Help, I need somebody to rub my back.

[imaginewithme]

Help, I need somebody to make me some healthy food

[dicksbro]

Help, I need something to eat, too.

[imaginewithme]

Help I need somebody to push me to get up off my rear end and shower!

[AngelicVampires]

Help, I need someone to do my Physics homework for me. :hair:

[mannis]

Help,i need someone to help me with grocery shopping

[dicksbro]

Help, I need someone to help me find something.

[nicole2309]

Help, I need somebody to help me wash clothes today... i hate folding and putting away

[imaginewithme]

I hate that too!

Help, I need somebody to tell me how to have patience.

[GusAspar]

Help, I need somebody to tell me how to have patience.

You still waiting for patience, IWM? Sounds like you're getting the hang of this patience business!

Help! I need some stimulating conversation!

[boilergirl1]

to remind me how long it's been since i last saw this thread! lol

I'll chat with you Gus. I don't know if it'll be stimulating but you never do know til you try.

[boilergirl1]

to pack the rest of my apt. Ugggghhh! I hate packing! :bang:

[Lilith]

to go to class and take an exam for me

[Pita]

To watch all these kids for me so I can crawl back into bed and sleep some more.

[dicksbro]

Help. I need someone to help get my computer part delivered so I can get this silly machine fixed.

[imaginewithme]

Help I need somebody to kick my ass into gear :nuts:

[DangerousPet]

help i need somebody to write my psychology paper for me :)

[WildIrish]

Help...I need somebody to hold the camera steady while I pleasure myself. :D

[Lilith]

to build a teleporter :teleport:

[WildIrish]

to build a teleporter :teleport:

A teleporter is someone that carries your telephone around, right?

Hell, I could do that! :D

[dicksbro]

Help, I need a massage.

[imaginewithme]

To ease my mind

[dicksbro]

Help, I need longer days!

[imaginewithme]

to make me get up and go shower!

[dicksbro]

I need someone to let me know when help like that ^^^^ is needed. :lust:


:D

[Coaster]

HELLLPP!!!! I need somebody to rub these sore shoulders.........

[dicksbro]

I could use someone to hold my eyes open.

[Stolen Kisses]

Help! I need somebody to do my laundry!

[dicksbro]

I need someone to rub my shoulders ... and back ... and legs ... and ... :).

[imaginewithme]

Help, I need somebody to paint my toe nails.

[inmydreams2]

I need someone to clean my kitchen.

[imaginewithme]

ew, no way.......

Help, I need somebody to dust my desk off

[dicksbro]

Help. I need someone to help me clean out my garage. :(

[imaginewithme]

blah, no way.....

help I need somebody to help me to go change into something more comfy!

[dicksbro]

Help, I need transportation to Sunny Florida ... QUICK! :)

[imaginewithme]

haha

help i need somebody to give me time off of work

[dicksbro]

Take a note signed, "DR. DICKSBRO" in and tell them if they need to authenticate it, they can e-mail me. :D See, somebody cares.

Help, I need someone to teach me enough "doctor speak" to make any follow-up conversation sound authentic. ;)

[imaginewithme]

haha^^

Help, I need somebody to make my side stop hurting, please???

[dicksbro]

:x:

Help, my lips don't want to leave. :eek:

[imaginewithme]

haha

Help, I need somebody to paint my toe nails.

[blkcat]

I have a stick that i chewed the end of

[dicksbro]

Help, I need a blowjob. :bj:

[imaginewithme]

I'll send a pixie fairy to you DB

Help, I need somebody to ride with me tomorrow and keep me company

[dicksbro]

If it weren't so far ... darn it. :)

Help, I need someone to loan me a plane ... a pilot ... and the fuel. :D

[imaginewithme]

haha thanks DB!

Help,I need somebody to go turn on the shower so the water will be warm if I ever get up!

[Coaster]

I could use a pair of hands on these sore shoulders

[dicksbro]

Help ... I need to find a copy of my birth certificate.

[imaginewithme]

Did you check that top drawer?

Help I need somebody to come help me pick out my clothes for tonight.

[dicksbro]

Did you say you needed someone to come help pick you out of your clothes tonight. :drool:

Oh, shucks, that's not what you said.

Help ... I need someone to make sure I don't mis-read these things. :D :D

[BSOD]

Help ... I need someone to give me the winning Power Ball numbers!

[dicksbro]

Help, I need someone to rub my neck and shoulders.

[imaginewithme]

Help, I need somebody to come stay the night and watch the baby and let us sleep

[dicksbro]

Help, I need to go get something to drink from the kitchen.

[dicksbro]

*BUMP*

Help, I need someone to give me a blowjob.

[dicksbro]

:bump:

Help!! I need someone to cure this cold for me!

[gekkogecko]

Help, I need somebody to give me a back/neck/scalp/shoulder massage.

[Pita]

Help, I need someone to make me a cup of tea.

[dicksbro]

HELP!! ... I need someone to help relieve this intimate need!! :devil:






:D

[Anglosaxon]

Help I need someone to teach me Kinbaku

[dicksbro]

Help, I need a snack to munch on.