???????????????

[dicksbro]

The objects of the fan club's attention are certainly sweet, aren't they?

[IowaMan]

I do believe that Candyland would be the perfect setting for their clubhouse, don't you agree?

[dicksbro]

It certainly wouldn't be a bad choice, would it?

[IowaMan]

I'll bet Disneyland would be a much happier place if the gals were given their own "Pixieland" section, don't you?

[dicksbro]

Wouldn't it be fun to have one admission price and then all the rides are free?

[IowaMan]

Would we have to wear some sort of wristband or do you think Lilith would insist on it being shackles?

[Salacious]

Are there other options?

[IowaMan]

What would you like us to wear?

[Salacious]

Where are we going?

[IowaMan]

Someplace warm would be good, don't you think?

[Salacious]

Is it possible that could be in the next room?

[IowaMan]

Are you in my bedroom right now?

*rushes away from the computer to go check*

[Salacious]

Now wouldn't that be a surprise?

[IowaMan]

Can I get you anything, extra pillows or blankets?

[Salacious]

Will I need them?

[IowaMan]

Do you like to be REALLY warm and comfy?

[Salacious]

Mostly when I am sleeping, how about you?

[IowaMan]

Yep, you ever wish you could just climb under the covers and not get up until spring?

[dicksbro]

Who in the midwest wouldn't like that?

[IowaMan]

Do you really suppose that the southern girls, with the way they talk, would really knock you out while you were down there?

[Ancient_Briton]

I'm sure they would and the northern girls with the way they kiss
they keep their boyfriends warm at night ?

[Pita]

Have I just walked into a musical? :)

[IowaMan]

I don't think it could do me any harm to wear a mask and live under an opera house, do you?

[dicksbro]

Are you the phantom?

[IowaMan]

Wouldn't that be fun?

[Coaster]

I think living under Tess would be more fun......... don't you?

[IowaMan]

:D:D:D:D:D:D

Did you realize that would get me to smile just from thinking of it?

[Salacious]

I bet that's not the only thing to make you smile, is it?

[IowaMan]

Think you can make me smile too?

[dicksbro]

I think Salacious could make a lot of us smile ... don't you?

[IowaMan]

I love to smile, don't you?

[dicksbro]

It's better than crying, isn't it?

[jseal]

Do you lust after anyone special?

[IowaMan]

Oh yeah, any ideas how to find out if she lusts after me too?

[dicksbro]

Couldn't you ask her?

[IowaMan]

Do you think she's still up?

[dicksbro]

How would I know that?

[IowaMan]

No magic 8-ball?

[dicksbro]

Does getting myself behind an 8-Ball count?

[IowaMan]

Any suggestions on how to get out from behind one of those?

[dicksbro]

I think you need one of those cue balls, don't you?

[IowaMan]

It would probably help more than blue balls, don't you think?

[dicksbro]

Would you agree that gutter balls probably wouldn't help?

[jseal]

Are you saying that gutter balls are a bad thing?

[Coaster]

Are they better than fur balls?

[dicksbro]

I wouldn't think so, would you?

[IowaMan]

Wouldn't it be great to be playing this game with Tess right now?

[Coaster]

Think she'd enjoy this attention?

[IowaMan]

Doesn't she usually?

[dicksbro]

We certainly hope so, don't we?

[Pita]

Did I hear my name mentioned?

[jbh3]

Dam,was I talking in my sleep again?

[Pita]

Do you need something to relax you and help you sleep better?

[jbh3]

Is it an oral med or topical?

[dicksbro]

Where's Tess gone?

[IowaMan]

Think she's preparing herself for a long weekend of smut gaming?

[dicksbro]

But isn't Saturday disappearing pretty fast? :tear:

[IowaMan]

We can still hope though, can't we?

[dicksbro]

We will do that, won't we?

[IowaMan]

I guess I really didn't need to ask that question did I?

[dicksbro]

Why not?

[Salacious]

What would you rather?

[IowaMan]

I don't know, seen any good movies lately?

[dicksbro]

Any good ones playing now?

[Salacious]

What genre do you like?

[Coaster]

do you like sexy mysteries?

[Salacious]

Is there any sex?

[Coaster]

Yeah.. wanna watch it with me?

[Salacious]

May I?

[Coaster]

Wanna sit close under this blanket?

[dicksbro]

Would you mind if I didn't?

[IowaMan]

Anybody bring the popcorn?

[dicksbro]

How about butter?

[IowaMan]

Anybody else want candy?

[jseal]

May I have some candy please?

[dicksbro]

Candy does sound good, doesn't it?

[jseal]

Have any to spare? :)

[dicksbro]

How much do you need?

[jseal]

Would all of it be too much?

[dicksbro]

You want it all?

[IowaMan]

Don't we all?

[Pita]

Will there be any left for me?

[IowaMan]

Do you really think we would forget about you?

[Pita]

Is that because your afraid I might hurt you if you did? :D

[IowaMan]

Wouldn't you show me just a teeny bit of mercy though?

[Pita]

How good are you at begging?

[IowaMan]

Do you want me on my knees now?

[Pita]

Yes, and can you wipe that smirk off your face please?

[IowaMan]

You're not wanting candy anymore, are you?

[Pita]

How did you get to be such a smart boy?

[IowaMan]

I learned at the feet of the mistress, didn't I?

[Pita]

Perhaps you would like a little reward?

[IowaMan]

If I melt in your mouth and not in your hand will that get me a reward?

[Pita]

Am I right that this might be a little hard for you to accomplishment?

[IowaMan]

Wouldn't it be fun to try and change that though?

[Pita]

I am always up for a challenge, you know?

[IowaMan]

Even if it would take a long, long time?

[dicksbro]

How come you're so lucky that you get to spend hours with Tess?

(Way to go, IowaMan. ;) )

[IowaMan]

She is a sweet one isn't she?

[dicksbro]

Is there any doubt?

[IowaMan]

Don't you wish that she would bring some of the other sweet Pixie ladies over here to play a bit more often?

[dicksbro]

Wouldn't all us Pixie guys like that? Does it seem to you that without the ladies, there's not as many of the Pixie guys here, either?

[IowaMan]

Does that make us pathetic for staying here and patiently waiting for the ladies?

[dicksbro]

Pathetic or simply proud to maintain the tradition?

[IowaMan]

How about we say that we're proud and hopeful?

[dicksbro]

We could say that, couldn't we?

[jseal]

May I make this duet a trio?

[IowaMan]

The more the merrier, don't you think?

[dicksbro]

I do think ... don't I? :shrug:

[IowaMan]

Should we perhaps seek counsel from your wife on that one?

[dicksbro]

Do you think that would be necessary?

[Coaster]

Depends, do you still run around butt-naked? :D

[dicksbro]

Why do you ask? :yikes:

[Coaster]

Do enquiring minds want to know?

[dicksbro]

Do they even care?

[jseal]

Why wouldn't they?

[dicksbro]

Should we change the subject back to more interesting, something like sex?

[Pita]

Are we going to talk about my favorite topic?

[dicksbro]

Is that the ravishing Tess that just posted? :D

[Coaster]

Think she'd be our Valentine too?

[dicksbro]

I hope so, don't you?

[IowaMan]

Think she'll tell us of any naughty Valentine's adventures she had?

[dicksbro]

Is drooling a question? :slurp:

[IowaMan]

It's pretty much impossible not to drool when thinking about Tess isn't it?

[jseal]

I wonder when she will stop by?

[dicksbro]

Her work is certainly distracting, isn't it?

[IowaMan]

Don't ya just hope she pops in here pretty soon to give us a Sunday surprise?

[dicksbro]

That would be nice, wouldn't it?

[IowaMan]

Think maybe she'll bring some of her Pixies lady friends with her?



(uh oh, looks like we're in that rut again)

[dicksbro]

Why don't we change the subject to the price of new cars or something?

[IowaMan]

Are you looking to buy a new car?



(Although I was going to ask if you thought maybe the ladies were out busy buying bikinis for our rum drink party.)

[Coaster]

Can you mix me a Capt & Coke please?

[dicksbro]

That does sound good, doesn't it?

[IowaMan]

Don't get no better'n the Cap'n does it?

[jseal]

How about that new mixed drink I just learned about, made of Pabst & Smirnof - the Pabst Smir? :)

[dicksbro]

Pabst Smir? How do you like that?

[Pita]

So, when there are no women around you boys sit around making up weird drinks?

[dicksbro]

What else was there to do except cry and throw tantrums?

[IowaMan]

What do the ladies do when there are no guys around?

[dicksbro]

Do you think they miss us?

[Pita]

Don't you know that we wail and beat our fist against our breasts in anguish when there are no men around?

[IowaMan]

Suppose she realizes just how happy it makes us to see her post here?

[dicksbro]

When the ladies aren't here, I wonder if they know what we're really doing?

:wish: Please let the ladies show up! Please, please, please! :wish:

[IowaMan]

You don't suppose we're getting predictable do you?


:wish: Please, please, please let the ladies show up! :wish:

[jseal]

Would predictability help get the ladies here?

[IowaMan]

Do you think maybe us talking about Pabst Smirs scared them off? :roflmao:

[dicksbro]

Should we talk about how supersexiliciouslymarvelous they are, instead?

[IowaMan]

Shouldn't spankabootyful be in there too?

[jseal]

Who's spankabootyful?

[IowaMan]

Don't you find all Pixies ladies spankabootyful, aka spankably beautiful?

[dicksbro]

Incrediliciouslyspankabootyful, to say the least ... don't you think?

[IowaMan]

Wanna know what I wished for to celebrate the birthday of our lovely Tess?

[dicksbro]

Is it sticky?

[jseal]

Is it delightful?

[dicksbro]

Do you think he'll tell us?

[IowaMan]

You want to know, even if it didn't happen?

[dicksbro]

It's kind of quiet around here right now, so why not?

[IowaMan]

Would it be too sappy if I said the best I could come up with was that I wished she'd have her best birthday ever?

[dicksbro]

I can't believe it'd ever be sappy to wish anything good for our Pixie gals, do you?

[jseal]

Do you think any will show up this evening?

[IowaMan]

It's Monday morning, do you think this will be our lucky week?

[dicksbro]

The gals joining us here would certainly help, wouldn't it?

[1nutworld]

I can't think of anything better than being joined by any of our wonderful Pixies gals, and what fool would?

[jseal]

Fool? :jester: Did someone call for me?

[1nutworld]

jseal, why would you think that I was calling you a fool?

[dicksbro]

That wouldn't be nice, would it?

[mara]

Why would you want it nice?

[dicksbro]

You do make a good point, doin't you? :boink:

[jseal]

Would it leave scars? :yikes:

[1nutworld]

does anyone else think that maybe someone (mara) might like it a little rough?

[dicksbro]

Sounds that way, doesn't it?

[1nutworld]

I'm glad you thought so too, DB.

I was beginning to wonder if maybe I was reading too much into it, and that just wouldn't have been good, would it?

[jseal]

Who else likes it rough?

[dicksbro]

Bald tires on winter streets? :confused:

[IowaMan]

Bald men on satin sheets? :confused:

[dicksbro]

Bald balls and bouncing meat?

[jseal]

Should I have asked a different question?

[1nutworld]

I don't think so Jseal, but then what the hell do I know?

[Coaster]

Should we run a concurrent thread to this one of just answers?

[IowaMan]

Do you think Tess and the ladies would post to that thread?

[dicksbro]

Why not?

[IowaMan]

Is there smut gaming at PAGAN events?

[dicksbro]

Would you believe that Steph won the title of "Guardian" during our dinnertime game?

[ReaperWoman]

Did she cheat?

[dicksbro]

Would you believe me if I told you, "No, she didn't?" She was just a good guesser! :boink:

[jseal]

What else happened at PAGAN?

[IowaMan]

Suppose for the next PAGAN there will be people there with names that range from A-Z?

[dicksbro]

Really? You mean someone named Alfonz? :)

[IowaMan]

Should I legally change my name for the occasion?

[jseal]

Can you legally change your name for a weekend?

[dicksbro]

Do we need lawyers?

[IowaMan]

Gotta be one here somewhere, doesn't there?

[dicksbro]

Can't imagine any place without at least one lawyer near by, can you?

[Pita]

DB are you in trouble? Hurry come hide under my bed!! :brows:

[dicksbro]

Heck, even if I'm not ... can I still cum ... er ... come?

[Pita]

Hmmm should I really give in to you....again?

[dicksbro]

Would you? I mean, would you? Huh? Huh? Would you? :slurp:


After looking at Tess' AV, I've decided. When I grow up, I think I want to be a living bra. :)

[jseal]

How come dicksbro always gets the chicks? :(

[dicksbro]

Do you think it's the age and sophistication factor? :)





... or just dumb luck? :(




Wait, you don't have to answer that, do you?

[jseal]

Where can I buy some of that there sofistication you got?

[dicksbro]

Have you tried e-bay?

[jseal]

What is the price of sofistication?

[IowaMan]

Damn, where's my checkbook?

[dicksbro]

Are you going to write me a check? :confused:

[jseal]

So ...






... where can I cache a bounced Czech?

[dicksbro]

You mean, if he's had too many slo-vodkias?

[dicksbro]

Say, I just looked out the window and ... what's big, yellow, and shines from up there where the rain clouds have been holding court? :yikes:

[IowaMan]

Is it Big Bird?

[dicksbro]

Do you think so?

[jseal]

Are we just a teensy weensy bit ready for Spring?

[dicksbro]

Would you believe ... zealously ready?

[jseal]

How many other Pixies are also ready?

[Pita]

Don't you think that spring should slow down before summer burst upon us?

[IowaMan]

Maybe, but don't the uncommonly warm temperatures beat the heck out of snow?

[dicksbro]

Would you believe it actually feels pretty cool out right now?

[ReaperWoman]

Why won't it warm up here?

[Coaster]

Can I warm you up too?

[ReaperWoman]

Is everything you say an innuendo? :p

[Coaster]

Do you like teasing and flirting?

[ReaperWoman]

Is the sky blue?

[Coaster]

Do you always answer a question with another question?

[ReaperWoman]

Isn't that the point?

[Coaster]

Couldn't we play with points all night?

[ReaperWoman]

Do you think you're up to it?

[Coaster]

But if I'm up for it, can you keep up?

[ReaperWoman]

Do really think you can out-fuck me? ;)

[Coaster]

Wouldn't it fun trying to find out?

[IowaMan]

Is there an "entry fee" for this competition?

[Coaster]

I sure hope she does, don't you?

[IowaMan]

How many of us do you think she will let enter?

[dicksbro]

It's encouraging that she hasn't put any limits on yet, isn't it?

[Coaster]

Is this the ol' guys club site?

[dicksbro]

Looking like it, doesn't it?

[IowaMan]

But those hundred new Pixie ladies are on their way, right?

[Coaster]

Will they arrive before baseball season begins?

[dicksbro]

I don't know, do you IowaMan?

[IowaMan]

Do you think maybe Tess or ReaperWoman would be able to shed light on the matter for us?

[1nutworld]

Well this I know for sure, I won't be able to shed any light on it because I don't know the question! What WAS the question?

[dicksbro]

You don't remember?

[1nutworld]

If I remembered, would I really have needed to ask again?

[dicksbro]

Didn't Coaster ask if the ladies would get here before baseball season began?

[jseal]

When is that?

[dicksbro]

Baseball season starts today, doesn't it?

:)

[IowaMan]

How did I miss that ^^^ one the other day? :confused:

[dicksbro]

Were you just lucky, or did you have it planned? :shrug:

[IowaMan]

Would you believe me if I told you I got lucky? :roflmao:

[dicksbro]

Should I believe that? :confused:

[IowaMan]

Sounds sort of far fetched, doesn't it? :(

[dicksbro]

Could it have been "skill and daring" instead?

[IowaMan]

Anybody else hoping Tess makes an Easter weekend showing here today?