???????????????

[WildIrish]

It's hard to detect voice tone over the internet, isn't it? :p

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Yes, the verbal and non-verbal cues are definitely more difficult to read, aren't they?

[WildIrish]

How will I ever reach 15,000 posts?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Won't playing the games with me work?

[WildIrish]

What're you planning for your 30,000th post? ha ha

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Any suggestions?

[WildIrish]

I just fainted...did I miss anything?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Not yet...have we taken this game over again today?

[WildIrish]

Was it something we said?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Maybe we should send invitations?

[WildIrish]

What if we had a party and nobody came?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Wouldn't that be awful???

[WildIrish]

They wouldn't do that to us, would they?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I would hope not, but you never know, do you?

[WildIrish]

Perhaps they're shy too? ha ha

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Do you think so?

[WildIrish]

Wouldn't this be the perfect thread for them if they were?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Well, I think it's helped you, hasn't it?

[WildIrish]

At this point...aren't half of these posts ours? What does that say?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

That we've talked a lot lately?

[WildIrish]

One would think we have a lot to say, huh?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Maybe we should take our talks somewhere else?

[WildIrish]

You think?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Where would you like to go?

[WildIrish]

Are you trying to get me into trouble with Lilith again? :D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

LMAO :D

Why would I do that? Do you think she minds if we leave?

[WildIrish]

Do you think she's counting the minutes we're alone?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Do you think she's timing us?

[WildIrish]

i'd hope she has more important things to do, wouldn't you?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

What do you think she has to do that's important?

[WildIrish]

Don't those whips get stiff if you stop exercising them?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Do you suppose she's too busy watching our maneuvers to exercise them?

[WildIrish]

<--- blushes

Wouldn't that be flattering?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

It *would* be flattering, but wouldn't it also be exciting?

[WildIrish]

Would it suprise you to know that I've never been "watched" before? ha ha

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Would it surprise you to know I have? :D

[WildIrish]

Is it me, or did the temperature in here just shoot up?

[WildIrish]

I assume you're not talking about my satellite? ha ha :D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

No, I wasn't--does that shock you?

[WildIrish]

Film at eleven? ha ha

[IAKaraokeGirl]

What makes you think it was taped? :D

[WildIrish]

Wishful thinking?

[WildIrish]

Ever think about writing a book? ha ha

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Would you believe that I love to write?

[WildIrish]

Does that mean you like to show and tell? Maxwell? ha ha

[IAKaraokeGirl]

No, but I can be creative in my writing, can't I? Or would you rather know the dirty truth?

[WildIrish]

Think I can handle the truth?

[WildIrish]

Did you hear my Jack Nicholson impression?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Would the truth have too much shock value?

[WildIrish]

Aren't some things sexier if left to the imagination?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Are you imagining something?

[WildIrish]

How vivid do you think my imagination can get?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Well, why don't you tell me?

[WildIrish]

This time...can you lean closer? ;)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

What if I brush up against you?

[WildIrish]

What if I put my hand on your thigh? *blushes shyly*

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Wouldn't that distract me?

[WildIrish]

Can't you multitask?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I can multitask...can you?

[WildIrish]

Are you trying to make me answer a question instead of ask one? ha ha

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Well, then, what if, as I was whispering in your ear, my tongue gave a flick?

[WildIrish]

Did someone tell you that makes me crazy?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

No...but wasn't it a good guess?

[WildIrish]

Are you sure you're shy?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Positive...would you believe me if I crossed my fingers and hoped to die?

[WildIrish]

Wouldn't people in R/L be suprised to learn? ha ha

[IAKaraokeGirl]

OMG, yes--why do you think I keep that side of me a secret? :D

[WildIrish]

Where were we?

Didn't I have my hand in your lap? I mean, on your thigh? :D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Is that where you were headed with it? :D

[WildIrish]

Will you stop squirming?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Don't you like it when I move around?

[WildIrish]

Are you moving around or running away? ha ha

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Didn't you know I never run away?

[WildIrish]

Um, can I have my hand back? ha ha

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Are you sure you want it back?

[WildIrish]

Would you be suprised to hear that I almost said something really forward? ha ha

[IAKaraokeGirl]

You haven't been saying anything forward already?

[WildIrish]

* blushes again *

Caught red handed? So to speak?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Why don't you whisper what you wanted to say into *my* ear?

[WildIrish]

<--- whispers "Can you believe we've been the only two posting to this thread for the last six or seven hours?" ha ha, and something about cunnilingus? :eek:

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Shocking, isn't it? I mean, about the 6-7 hours? :D

[WildIrish]

Is this what a ghost town is like?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Have you ever been to a ghost town?

[WildIrish]

I've been to Old Tucson, does that count?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Were there people there, other than tourists?

[WildIrish]

How could I tell if they were not ghosts dressed up as tourists?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Have you ever seen a ghost?

[WildIrish]

I've heard things that go bump in the night, is that close enough?

[Mercury_Maniac]

Have you ever fucked a ghost at night?

[WildIrish]

Do they moan differently than when they are scaring people?

[GingerV]

Would it make a difference?

[WildIrish]

How would I know if they're having fun? ha ha

[dicksbro]

Don't the tourists laugh by going ha-ha ... and the ghosts go boo-boo?

[WildIrish]

It's highly unlikely I've ever nailed a ghost, wouldn't ya say?

[dicksbro]

I might say that, don't you think?

[WildIrish]

Speaking of ghosts...would you kiss whoopie goldberg the way demi moor did in "ghost"? ha ha

[dicksbro]

Probably not, but playing in the clay the way they did at the beginning looked like real fun, didn't it?

[WildIrish]

Doesn't she look a lot better with hair?

[dicksbro]

She's just a pretty lady, isn't she?

[Scarecrow]

You didn't like the GI Jane hair cut?

[dicksbro]

Not a problem for me, was it for you?

[Mercury_Maniac]

Not as long as I get to fondle her chest, are they real?

[SexyDiva]

Does it matter if they are real?

[dicksbro]

Would you even want to know?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Does it matter?

[Cobalt]

Not for me , does it for you?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

What exactly are we doing?

[GingerV]

Where did we lose you, hon? ;)

[WildIrish]

Can this thing be used as a compass?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Which direction is it pointing? :D

[WildIrish]

Towards Iowa, isn't it? ha ha :D

[Scarlett]

I am totally lost, what are we talking about now?

[celticangel]

didn't it just change direction?

[Scarlett]

Which direction now?

[dicksbro]

Weren't we talking about fondling Demi' Moore's chest?

[Scarlett]

We were? When?

[dicksbro]

Wasn't that since page 57 of the posts when Mercury_Maniac brought it up?

[Scarlett]

I missed it when I was out of service for 2 days, didn't you realize I was gone?

[dicksbro]

Sorry about that. Isn't it easy when things get hectic to sometimes to miss things that shouldn't be forgotten?

[Scarecrow]

And where were you Scarlett?

[dicksbro]

Don't they usually follow that with, "Inquiring minds want to know?" :D

[osuche]

Do you think we'll get an answer?

[Scarecrow]

Is that what they mean?

[dicksbro]

What do you think?

[Scarecrow]

Will you tell me?

[osuche]

Do we ask too many questions?

[Scarecrow]

How many is too many?

[osuche]

How long of a list would you like?

[Scarecrow]

Will it really be that long?

[dicksbro]

Isn't it already more than 58 pages long?

[Scarecrow]

So we're on page 59 already?

[denny]

So who's counting?

[Scarlett]

My internet connection was messed up for a couple of days, does that ever happen to you?

[osuche]

Don't you know that's a universal problem?

[Scarecrow]

Is that an universal or universal serial port problem?

[osuche]

What type of serial port are you talking about?

(Some girls I know have a "serial" port...which they use during group sex)

[dicksbro]

Isn't that wonderful?

[Scarlett]

I am not sure, could you explain it further?

[dicksbro]

Wouldn't that take awhile?

[Akasha]

Why, Do you have anything better to do today?

[Scarlett]

I don't, do you?

[WildIrish]

Doesn't Kellogs make Universal Cereal Ports?

[dicksbro]

Or is that Post or General Mills?

[WildIrish]

Would that be where one plugs in their digital spoon?

[dicksbro]

And do they use virtual milk?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Where can you buy virtual milk?

[dicksbro]

Wouldn't you check the empty shelves at your grocery store?

[dm383]

Wouldn't it be the "virtual" grocery store?

[dicksbro]

Where's that?

[Lilith]

Can you pick me up some more wine while you are there?

[dicksbro]

Could I just pick you up and let you select it?

[Lilith]

What time will you get here?

[dicksbro]

Where did I put those dang keys? ;)

[Scarecrow]

Didn't you leave them in the other room?

[Sharni]

Ya didn't lock em in the car did ya?

[dicksbro]

What car?

Oops.

[Scarlett]

That green car, don't you see it?

[dicksbro]

Was that it? Oh, yeah, can you imagine trying to tell someone outside Pixies about playing this game and how much fun you're having? :D :D

[hellsbells]

Is they life and ppl outside of Pixies?

[dm383]

I HOPE so, don't you?

[hellsbells]

oh my....do I?

[dm383]

oh, I think so......... don't you?

[Sharni]

Real world....Whats that??

[Scarlett]

Isn't it a show on MTV?

[dicksbro]

Could it have been ABC?

[Sharni]

Dunno....do you?

[dicksbro]

Where could we look to be sure?

[WildIrish]

Wouldn't there be proof of a "real world" virtually anywhere?

[WildIrish]

Is that an oxymoron?

[dicksbro]

Compared to chimps, aren't most oxen morons?

[Cobalt]

Most what?

[dicksbro]

Okay, stop everything, Cobalt want's to know ...

Who has the most whats? :D

[GingerV]

Which whats are we counting?

[Steph]

how am i going to get ready in this many minutes?

[GingerV]

What makes you think you're not fine as you are now, hon?

[dicksbro]

Would anyone doubt that Pixie ladies are always ready?

[Scarecrow]

Pixie ladies are always ready for WHAT???

[Sharni]

What do you think? ;)

[dicksbro]

What does WHO think?

[Scarlett]

Are you out of thinks to think?

[WildIrish]

Shouldn't there be a warning light that goes off when someone is almost out of thinks?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Hey--I've been gone; have I missed anything?

[dicksbro]

Might have been something ... does anyone remember?

[WildIrish]

remember what?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I shouldn't ask you, then, should I?

[WildIrish]

Hey lady...where's your underwear?

[Scarlett]

Did someone lose their underwear?

[WildIrish]

Have you checked to make sure yours is still there?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Mine's here--today--but where's yours?

[Scarlett]

Mine are there, I wonder if IAKG has checked hers?

[WildIrish]

Mine ripped earlier, does that count?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Was someone doing the ripping?

[Scarlett]

Woohoo, there is underwear ripping going on?

[WildIrish]

Did someone get the name of that blond? ha ha

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Will I do? I'm blonde, aren't I?

[WildIrish]

Will you do WHAT?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

What do I *need* to do?

[WildIrish]

Do I need to spell it out for you?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Do you spell well? :D

[WildIrish]

Do you mark off for spelling?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Should I deduct something?

[WildIrish]

Isn't that what started this topic?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Are we deducting or removing?

[WildIrish]

Doesn't a rose by any other name smell just as sweet?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Are we talking about flowers now?

[WildIrish]

Somebody had to cool things off, and it wasn't gonna be you...was it?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Should I have taken a hint, then?

[WildIrish]

Would you ever consider making a poster out of your av?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Would you buy it if I did?

[WildIrish]

Could I buy more than one?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

How much wall space do you have?

[WildIrish]

Would lifesize be difficult because it's continually shrinking?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Don't you have a spare bedroom?

[WildIrish]

What are you suggesting?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Can I bring the kids, too?

[kleclere]

Are your kids trained?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

What do they need to be trained at?

[Sharni]

Respecting their elders is a good start...dont you think?

[kleclere]

Does rolling over and playing dead count?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

How long would you have them do that, kleclere?

[dicksbro]

And ... would that do the trick?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Would there be peace and quiet?

[WildIrish]

What if I threw in a couple of apples? ha ha

[Cobalt]

What are you people talking about?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Would you like to know?

[WildIrish]

How could anyone not like a rainbow?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Kermit wants to know about rainbows, doesn't he?

[WildIrish]

It isn't easy being green, is it?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I've never *been* green--have you?

[WildIrish]

Does "green with envy" count?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Depends on the situation, doesn't it?

[WildIrish]

What if my apples weren't green? Would that matter?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Red apples are good, too, aren't they?

[WildIrish]

Just how long has it been since you had an apple?

[Scarlett]

How did we get to talking about apples?

[WildIrish]

Are you more of a "peach" girl?

[Scarlett]

As in "Georgia Peach"?

[WildIrish]

Well, you're not peach colored, are you? ha ha

[Scarlett]

Not that orangey...would that be so bad?

[WildIrish]

Devistas complementas, por favor?

[Scarlett]

Huh?

[WildIrish]

Don't you know how to ask someone to remove their clothes in spanish? ha ha

[Scarlett]

Not yet, didn't you know I was only in my 3rd week of Spanish class?

[WildIrish]

I suppose they're still teaching "Hello, my name is..."?

[dicksbro]

¿Usted sacaría sus ropas?

Would you like to use the above phrase ("Would you remove your clothes?)?

[WildIrish]

Are you offering me some rope?

[dicksbro]

Is that what you think it says?

[WildIrish]

Does this mean I'm not going to get any rope?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Planning to tie someone up?

[WildIrish]

Will you PLEASE hold still?