A pussy cat.

In the slow Post-office queue she is behind me, and says: "Hi" and I don't remember her name, she reminds me and says: "I'm a friend of your ex-wife." which doesn't exactly add to her attraction, but we chat anyway.

As we leave she says: "Want a quick drink? My treat." Now she is definitely looking better, into the boozer we go, mine's a pint, and hers is too. It's a hot day and the drink is welcome. She speaks softly, tells me that my ex used to mention me to her and told her I was a sex-maniac. This I deny, but then she tweaks my nipple through my shirt, and the world suddenly changes a bit, I start to check her out - she's quite curvy, not at all fat, however; short spiky blonde hair, blue jeans and a loose pink top which shows her freckly chest, her nipples are poking out a bit, and she has nice feet with bright pink nail polish. As she chats on, my mind wanders a bit and my horny thoughts jostle for priority, I wonder how she would look dressed as she is now but soaking wet; I wonder if she likes to hold come inside, or let it dribble out, and so on. I wonder if she is reading my thoughts, and perhaps she is, she says: "Come back to my place and we'll continue this party. Do you like threesomes?" I tell her I guess so, ask her who is the third. She tells me it's Sumo the cat, and she's lovely.

She's the one with the car, we pull up outside her little cottage miles from anywhere, and straight through into the back garden we go, via the fridge for a few cold cans, and it's quite idyllic: a small patio, a small blue pool, loungers and a big sun-umbrella. As we sip the first beers, she tells me how some rich hippy aunt of hers left her this place and she hasn't had to do anything to it except move her stuff in.

By now it's noon and as hot as hell even in the shade, there's only a very faint breeze. After a few minutes of silence, she says: "Do you want to see me nude? You've had a hard-on since we met." (So much for reading my thoughts!) I tell her damn right I do, so she takes off her jeans, though not her top, and she has a tiny thong underneath which she pulls up tight into her arse and between her pussy lips which are covered in a fine blonde fuzz. She gets up and kneels at my side, slowly unbuttons my shirt and gently licks and sucks my nipples, at the same time pulling off my pants, my knob is very glad to be released and she holds it and teases it a bit, tells me it feels so hard, which it is, and that it seems to be very responsive, by which she means that it throbs when she squeezes it.

She tells me she doesn't want to fuck, she wants to play, which is fine with me, she takes a can of beer and pours a little of it over her top, which then clings to her tits and the chilly liquor gets her nipples hard and pointy. By now my knob is starting to dribble, she says: "Do this for me, then I'll make you come." 'This' turns out to be where she pulls off the thong but not the top, and lies in the shallow part of the little pool with her legs wide apart over her head, her cunt is spread and she pours the rest of the beer into her vagina, it froths over and runs into the pool. I get the picture, and I put my mouth over her opening, she lets her legs down a bit and I crazily slurp a mixture of her hot cunt-juice and the cold drink out of her twat. As I do this I can feel and see her vagina throbbing, I wonder if this is her coming, it's hard to tell, and as I lick the blonde fuzz around her arsehole, she squirms and she giggles: "If you tickle me there I'll piss!" When she is empty, she lifts up again and pants: "Get another, as many as you like, lover." gripping my knob to try to hold in my jizz, and groaning with the effort of it, I fetch a couple more cans and we repeat the act, and again. It all tastes insanely delicious; she knows I need to come off now, she steps out of the pool and back onto the lounger. Her hair is wet and spiky now, she lies back and strips off her top. Finally I see her bare tits which are gorgeous, she is freckles all over, and her nipples are a blonde-girl's pale pink. She grasps her tit-ends and squeezes them hard, this makes her moan, and she tells me to do it in her mouth whenever I want. I need no further encouragement, I wank as hard as I can, and I grunt loudly as I feel my come is on its way; this really turns her on, I think, and she opens her mouth wide. I shoot my load, not much of it misses as I am so close to her, she squeals and squirms and comes and comes. Her orgasm is quite brief and violent, when I look down she hasn't swallowed, she opens her mouth wide and her mouth is full of it; she puts her tongue out, it's covered in my sperm, and I suck it. She grins and pushes me away, and spits the whole mouthful of my mess and her drool over her tits and rubs some of it in, while she is doing this she pisses and it runs down onto the patio. She whispers: "You can piss on me if you want." She closes her eyes, she is still pissing, I piss on her tits and some on her pussy. This is so sexy and dirty I wonder if I can get another hard-on straight away; while I squat at her side in the blazing sun and contemplate this cosmic problem, I feel something hot and soft and furry on my arse; on my arsehole, in fact. I look around and a black cat with golden eyes is purring and nuzzling me. She looks down and giggles. "I think Sumo loves you..." she says. I just hope I don't have to fuck the cat.

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