05-03-2004, 04:48 PM
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Daily Kid Anecdote
So, gilly learned how to open the pringles can today. Right now, she's got her arm shoulder deep in the can, and pulling chips out. The can only has maybe 10 left, so no big deal if she eats em. Anyway, first few times, she pulls a few out, licks em, and puts em back in.
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaROSS
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05-03-2004, 05:10 PM
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Everybody Stretch!
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LMFAO! What a mental pic Gilly! She made them hers and hers alone! Smart cookie...she is!
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05-03-2004, 05:26 PM
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~~Kinky Bitch~~
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LMAO my girl has done that LMAO
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05-03-2004, 05:27 PM
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My own little world
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Kids are so wonderful and give us so much laughter along with times we just want to scream and pull our hair out....
When my youngest, who is 12 today, was about 2 he was in the tub and would bend over and blow bubbles in the water. I told him he didn't want his mouth in the water like that as there were germs in it (like he even knew or cared what I was talking about). A few minutes later, I turned around to get a towel, heard him blow in the water once again and then cough. I asked if he was ok and he said...."yep..I got choked on a germ".....He is still my little shithead.
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05-03-2004, 06:45 PM
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When my son was 2 or so we'd always encourage him to try and eat something new by saying... "Mmmmmm good ain't it?" I'm sure many do much the same thing. He would usually smile and nod and once again we'd gotten something new in his diet. Well we were visiting his Grams and she was the ultimate flower lover. She had several cactus plants potted on her porch. As we exchanged the usual pleasantries my son was inspecting the plants. His mom looked over and gasped, when I looked he had a mouthful of dirt and the biggest shit eatin' grin you've ever seen. When his mother shrieked "What are you doing?" He just kept on grinnin' and said "Mmmmmmm good ain't it?" We all just howled.
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05-03-2004, 07:00 PM
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LOL....love all these
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05-03-2004, 08:15 PM
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Just me.
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Me, too, Sharni. These are terrific.
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05-03-2004, 08:36 PM
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-grins- Kids do the darndest things.
Just now, she was trying to open a deck of cards, and I told her that those weren't for her, and to bring them to me. She stood up, smiled brightly, said "Ok", and took off running to her bedroom.
Lil snot.
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05-03-2004, 09:27 PM
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My husband likes his soda warm and flat. (yuck) Anyway he lets my daughter shake it up for him. Today he came home and handed her his soda and she took it. He said, "Shake it baby". And she did exactly that, she started shaking her butt like she was dancing!
Her new word for today is "Stick" only she can't quite get it so she says "Dick". She got on the phone with my dad this morning and said "Hello Papa, see dick?" I had to grab the phone and explain. My dad thought it was pretty funny though. He was just glad she's talking more.
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05-03-2004, 09:41 PM
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-giggles- Awww, cute stuff. When my 8 year old was about 18 months, my husband and his friend taught her to push her palms towards the air to "raise the roof".
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05-03-2004, 09:49 PM
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My daughter is having a hard time with her words. She was a little afraid to eat her hot dog today for the first time in a year and when i asked her if it was a good hot dog or not she looked at it and then at me and asked, "Dog? Ruff Ruff?" And I then realised she couldn't understand why she was eating a dog.
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05-03-2004, 09:51 PM
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-chuckles- Yeah, they can take things rather literal that we take so forgranted.
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05-04-2004, 07:20 AM
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I am stealing her Pringle lick! Great idea!
*raising the roof*
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05-04-2004, 08:27 AM
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TinTennessee---Your son is a "Gorp"!FYI,that is the name,for someone,that farts in the barhtub & bites the bubbles!I know that you didn't ask,but now you have learned a new word. Irish
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05-04-2004, 11:05 AM
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pixie of the wood
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i just went up to check on my daughter (it was very quiet and those of us with kids know that can only mean trouble). she had undressed every single doll in her collection. when i asked her why, she said in a loud voice "EVERYONE MUST BE NAKED!", like she was the clothes nazi. lol
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