08-01-2003, 06:38 PM
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What plant do I name after my wife?
lubricous
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Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below
I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
But I'm gonna give her everything I've got to give.
I hear your sweet voice calling
out my name
As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours
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08-02-2003, 04:08 AM
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Just me.
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Location: West central Illinois
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What word did the sexy girl use to describe her car after it got an oil change?
It's Miller time.
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08-07-2003, 09:28 AM
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What time does DB think it is?
pheromones
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Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below
I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
But I'm gonna give her everything I've got to give.
I hear your sweet voice calling
out my name
As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours
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08-07-2003, 11:20 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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What do heroes use for money?
broadband
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08-07-2003, 12:07 PM
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Bristol UK
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what is the fastest way to get porn off the net?
the danish hate to see it leave!
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08-07-2003, 12:49 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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Why the sobbing when the pastry truck pulled away?
Soldier of fortune
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08-08-2003, 07:02 AM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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Location: up the river north of the big town
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What sort of "weed" do fish smoke"
Tang
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Sex is a tricky thing best left to professionals.
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08-08-2003, 12:57 PM
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What is the most hideous drink ever devised?
viagra
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Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below
I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
But I'm gonna give her everything I've got to give.
I hear your sweet voice calling
out my name
As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours
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08-08-2003, 09:22 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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What was secret ingredient the soda company was going to use in their new "Mount and Do" soft drink?
The Big Red One.
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08-09-2003, 06:36 AM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
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which animal cock did the horny farmgirl like best?
leafy and lush
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Sex is a tricky thing best left to professionals.
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08-09-2003, 07:30 AM
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Just me.
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What did the bluejay get for an answer when he asked his mate what kind of a nest she wanted?
Hot crossed buns
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08-09-2003, 10:14 AM
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Member of weird club
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What you get after Lilith gets done with you.
Creme filled donuts
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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!
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08-09-2003, 02:26 PM
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Just me.
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What led to the expression, "A guy's gotta do what a guy's gotta do." 
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08-09-2003, 10:58 PM
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Loungin' Around
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What using nipple clamps too often will result in?
What's good for the goose is good for the gander.
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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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08-12-2003, 04:55 AM
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Just me.
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What did the goose say to the frisky gander about getting goosed?
A penny saved is a penny earned.
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