06-27-2003, 07:06 AM
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Bastard of Member
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What is a good start on the road to knob polishing..
Leather, long hair and boots
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06-27-2003, 01:57 PM
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Just me baby, just me
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Europe
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How do you imagine Lillith ?
I don't mind as long as it is hard.
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06-30-2003, 03:14 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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What did the man say about feeding bread to the ducks?
We have crossed the Rubicon.
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06-30-2003, 03:25 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: up the river north of the big town
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How did the Rubicon get so angry?
Spit and Polish
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06-30-2003, 03:54 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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What did the Saliva and Earwax call their first album?
We're number 1 in the number 2 business.
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06-30-2003, 04:48 PM
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~Insatiably Wicked Tease~
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Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Paradise
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What is the lamest Port-o-Potty slogan out there? 
Get a better body in 2 weeks...
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 "When I'm good I'm very, very good~but when I'm bad, I'm perfect."
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06-30-2003, 07:27 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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What did the mortician trainee ask Igor for two weeks before his birthday?
The softer side of Sears.
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06-30-2003, 07:51 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: up the river north of the big town
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What is the title of the new erectile disfunction coping manual?
sub titled what to do when you can't get your falty hardware returned
Smoke screens and other distractions
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06-30-2003, 08:16 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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What happens when your partner has buck teeth, bad breath and a terrible farting problem?
Love me tender
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07-01-2003, 01:57 AM
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Now Seating
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Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: USA
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said the meat to the butcher?
and you shall shed tears of scarlet
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-Oz
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07-01-2003, 05:38 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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What the juice maker said to the tomato?
It's morning and time to get up.
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07-01-2003, 08:54 AM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: up the river north of the big town
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What does an Old Norwegian baker say to his "morning loaf", prior to swallowing Viagria?
"This mortal coil"
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07-01-2003, 02:34 PM
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Bastard of Member
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What does a snake call his woman
Tickle bickle bock
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07-01-2003, 04:51 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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What did the drunk mouse say running up the clock?
Get along little doggie.
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07-02-2003, 08:03 AM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
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What is getting by by getting back?
Fire.
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