Nope. Never.

Would you?

does a lemon flavored italian ice count?

Would you ever go streaking where over 1000 people would see you and arrest was inevitable?

Nope, wouldn't want to put so many people through such a traumatic experience.


Would you ever mow the yard while naked?

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Not in this neighborhood.

WYE sleep naked on a beach?

If I could be certain that I couldn't get arrested for it and if I had a blanket to pull over me at night then sure.

WYE have a backyard BBQ during the dead of winter?

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Yeppers

WYE go swimming in winter?

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Sure...in an indoor pool!


WYE have sex with a fellow Pixie?

Only if they were willing.

Hey, I'm a single guy.

WYE plant a large garden?

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

When we first moved into our house we started a fair-sized garden but after a couple of years, we gave it up. Our neighbor had a much larger one and was too good about sharing. (I'm not much of a gardener so that didn't hurt my feelings.)

WYE wash your neighbor's car for them?

Absolutely. If I saw Frieda outside trying to wash her own car I believe I'd go over, take the hose from her and spray her until she went into the house!


WYE try to be a bartender at a party?

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Nope, not likely. Not very good at drink recipes.

WYE wear just your underwear at a party?

Oh, probably not. I guess it depends upon how much I've had to drink but I'd like to think that I'd at least wear a lampshade with my undies.


WYE have a luau in your backyard?

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Yeah i would.

Would you pee behind a tree? *L*

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Been there and one that.

Would you ever cross a fence posted with a "No Trespassing" sign?

I might, depending on the need.

Would you ever have a key party providing you had partner approval?

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