06-21-2003, 04:37 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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what is a worse sounding alternative to Hi-Fi or "High"-Fi
Diamond tiped and/or carbide
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06-22-2003, 04:46 AM
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Just me.
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What determines if you're buying or just renting?
Driven by what's inside
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06-22-2003, 06:05 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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What motivates a dildo maniac?
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06-22-2003, 11:28 PM
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Little Wild One
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how many volts power a plug in vibrator?
oooooohhhhhhhh aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh
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DAMN, YOU ARE A SEXY ONE-skipthisone
I beleive in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I beleive in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Kevin Costner/Bull Duram
"Your body as well as mine has needs. This is juat a little foreplay to highten our desire for each other. If we play out the game of love to it's natural conclusion, you'll experience fulfillment. Give yourself up to me and I'll guide you along the path to pareadise. Together we will be like fire and ice, love and hate, life and death." Virginia Henley
WANTED: a moment when you kiss someone and eveything around you becomes hazy. And the only thing in focus is you and this person and you relize that he is the only person your suppose to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift. You want to laugh and you want to cry. Cause you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared it will all go away at the same time.
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06-23-2003, 12:22 AM
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~Insatiably Wicked Tease~
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What is The Universal Moan of Pleasure?
10 inches
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06-23-2003, 01:03 AM
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ask ya might get :D
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what every woman wants?
dark and wet
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06-23-2003, 09:02 AM
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what is the condition of typical consumer of the new Luther Vandross album?
"rocking about with your cock out"
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06-23-2003, 03:47 PM
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What do you call pebble hunting in a nudist resort?
Finding Nemo
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06-24-2003, 08:59 AM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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what is the oppsite of finding som'mo? (some more)
sweet, sticky and creamy
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06-24-2003, 09:19 AM
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Just me baby, just me
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Location: Europe
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Q : How do you like your ice creams ?
A: I don't know, 12 ?
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06-24-2003, 02:59 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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at what age do pedophiles start looking for new girlfriends?
high wire
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06-24-2003, 04:18 PM
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Just me.
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What do you call that infernal string to the ceiling light when you're trying to get romantic?
Charmin Tissues
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06-25-2003, 12:13 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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What has enhanced more pre-teen bosom than puberty?
The results of a frustrating date
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06-25-2003, 02:16 PM
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Just me.
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What do you call a good night without a kiss?
Sing a song of sixpence
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06-26-2003, 01:24 PM
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~Insatiably Wicked Tease~
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What is the International Exchange Rate for my Opinions??
Bubblebath and Candles
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