06-09-2003, 09:26 AM
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What is the record number of cream puffs filled by the perverted pastry chef with one orgasm?
Carbon Dating
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06-09-2003, 04:16 PM
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Just me.
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What leads to new coal sources?
Vive le Frace
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06-11-2003, 06:16 AM
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Since our disagreement with France happened, what is now the politically correct explicitive to use in instead of the old Vive le France?
slit, bit and lit
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06-13-2003, 04:45 AM
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What are three rhyming words that no one's found a good question for? 
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06-13-2003, 07:39 AM
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What is a cheezy slasher film with a ton of teen clevage?
Nookie
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06-14-2003, 07:48 AM
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What was the word used to name the planned x-rated version of Kookie, Kookie, Lend Me Your Comb?
Bi-sexual
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06-14-2003, 05:14 PM
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Pixies Den Mother
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What do you call it when you purchase sex toys on line?
Dust Buster
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06-15-2003, 01:04 AM
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what do you call a man who forces virgins to have sex with him in the attic?
small bites
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06-15-2003, 12:33 PM
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Pixies Den Mother
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How did Dracula teach his nephew to be a vampire?
Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows
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06-15-2003, 05:43 PM
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What made the children search for the gold?
halfway to heaven
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06-15-2003, 07:20 PM
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Libidinous Hussy Member
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What is one well hung guy?
Gluteus Maximus
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06-16-2003, 03:29 AM
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Who was that Roman ass?
Forever young
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06-16-2003, 03:42 AM
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Now Seating
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Quote:
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Who was that Roman ass?
lmao
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who is michael jackson? (he keeps changing himself to look younger or...something...noone knows anymore)
I hate it and hope it dies before I do.
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06-16-2003, 01:16 PM
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What is a typical reaction to bad entree at a sushi joint?
Best eaten Raw
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06-18-2003, 08:11 AM
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What did the man tell his inexperienced wife before she performed oral sex on him?
Semper Fi
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