09-12-2002, 02:46 PM
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Turning the other cheek!
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What was the theme for the janitor's bachelor party?
Chips, dips and drips
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09-13-2002, 10:53 AM
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Cynic Emeritus
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Q: What the high school nerd party contains?
A: 5, 10, 20, 69
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"Women, you can't live with them ... pass the beer nuts." - Norm Peterson (George Wednt) on Cheers
"Sometimes you just have to say, what the fuck." - Tom Cruise in Risky Business
"It tastes so good. Once it hits your lips." - Frank the Tank in Old School
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09-13-2002, 11:17 AM
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Bastard of Member
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What positions does a quarterback call out when having sex?
Can i get fries with that
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09-13-2002, 11:50 AM
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LOL STO really.
Q: What would you like with the shake?
A: A bush, a toad, and a load
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"Women, you can't live with them ... pass the beer nuts." - Norm Peterson (George Wednt) on Cheers
"Sometimes you just have to say, what the fuck." - Tom Cruise in Risky Business
"It tastes so good. Once it hits your lips." - Frank the Tank in Old School
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09-13-2002, 01:03 PM
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Bastard of Member
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What gets squished when gettin it on roughly in the woods?
Wind, blood and floss
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09-13-2002, 01:11 PM
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Cynic Emeritus
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Q: Name something breaking, something bleeding and something teething?
A: Lillith's Whip
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"Women, you can't live with them ... pass the beer nuts." - Norm Peterson (George Wednt) on Cheers
"Sometimes you just have to say, what the fuck." - Tom Cruise in Risky Business
"It tastes so good. Once it hits your lips." - Frank the Tank in Old School
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09-13-2002, 02:40 PM
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Lost without a compass.
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What is a deadly weapon/sex toy?
winnie the pooh
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hungry? why wait.....eat me.
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09-14-2002, 05:56 AM
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Junior Member
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who's in her honey pot
And it was sooooo good
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09-14-2002, 07:05 AM
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yet seldom member
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What did the masochist say when he unplugged his fingers from the socket?
Pills made of garlic, valium, cocaine and grilled spider skin.
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If every material thing is gone, my smile and my tears stay left.
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09-14-2002, 08:02 AM
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Seductress
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What is Larry Flynt's vitamin pill.
Cucumber, lube, handcuffs and rope.
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"In love there are no rules".......Bono
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09-14-2002, 08:39 AM
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Bastard of Member
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What do you need for ladies night out?
Chicken lips and pickled pigs feet
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09-14-2002, 08:44 AM
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Seductress
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What is Yasser Arafat's facial moisturizer.
Wet panties.
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"In love there are no rules".......Bono
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09-14-2002, 08:57 AM
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Horny Devil
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What you end up with when you ring your lusty boyfriend
arsenic and old lace
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"I am so smart! S-M-R-T!" - Homer Simpson
The sun is gone, but I have a light - Kurt Cobain
~I love Nikki~
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09-14-2002, 09:05 AM
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Turning the other cheek!
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What reminds you of that image of Granma you're trying to get out of your head!
Seventh inning stretch
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I wouldn't say that I'm always horny... it may be true, mind you, I just wouldn't say it!
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09-14-2002, 09:11 AM
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Pixie since 9/3/2001
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What is when you pull it to hard?
5 down and 1 to go
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