Dealing with the icey windshield. (defroster switch and 15 minutes INSIDE with a cup of joe)


WIB? Cold rain or wet snow?

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I guess I'll go with cold rain since that won't get all slushy.

Which is a better remedy for erectile problems, Viagra or popcicle sticks and duct tape? (Seriously. I know a moron who used the later once.)

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

For him, it must have been the popcicle sticks ........................ and he can answer the next one.


Which hurt more? The wood splinters in his ass or ripping all the hair off his ass with the tape?

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I'm not sure where he came up with the idea to try it but I guess it worked, he ended up marrying the girl.

Which is better dinner at a fancy restaurant or a simple picnic lunch?

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

With it below freezing and sleet coming down ... the picnic's out. So, I guess that means dinner at a fancy restaurant ... for now.

WIB ... watching football or playing footsies?

Now that's the one that separates the men from the...... I guess lonely men.

Gotta go with footsie. Football is great but if I miss a few plays I can always see them on Sportscenter later on. If I ignore a game of footsie, I'm betting there may not be another opportunity that day.

Which is better a gin or vodka martini?

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

For me, a vodka martini (although I'm not an especially big martini person)

WIB with French fries ... ketchup or plain?

My first thought was gimme the ketchup but I realized that usually when I have fries it's from a drive-thru window and I just eat them plain on the go.

Which is better aspirin or Tylenol?

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Tylenol. I never take Asperin...carry-over from the days where I was on meds that prohibited me from taking it


Which is better: cotton or cashmere sweaters?

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I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Cotton


Which is better, nylon stockings or pantyhose?

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Eudaimonia

Stockings...then I can wear a signature thong!


Which is better: disposable razors or an electric one?

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

I go with disposable. I've never found and electric one that didn't chew up my face.

Which is better American or Swiss chocolate?

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Swiss...or German...or Belgian


Which is better: ergonomic keyboards or traditional ones?

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

I'm more the traditional kind of guy.

Which is better seeing a rainbow or a shooting star?

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Rainbows -- they seem truly magical to me!


Which is better: raincoats or umbrellas?

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney