I would be it's so obvious pretending to ejaculate. I doubt she'd believe me.

Would you run naked in your back yard?

I can't remember the last time I ran through the back yard with clothes ON!

Would you ever boink your secretary?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Well since I're retired and like to call my wife my "social secretary," I'll treat "boink" as meaning having sex (rather than hitting or something ) and say, YES, YES, YES!

Would you ever go with your spouse/so to a striptease show?

NO...but I'd go with Horseman12 )))

would you ever let someone touch and stroke you there while you were driving?

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If we are what we eat...I'm fast, cheap and easy ( and horseman12 will have to change his nic to hellsbells )

Yep. Been there, done that, and loved it.

Would you ever use a strap-on?

I'll try anything twice

Would you ever run naked in public

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If we are what we eat...I'm fast, cheap and easy ( and horseman12 will have to change his nic to hellsbells )

Does a nudist resort count? Did that.

Would you make out in a movie?

With horseman12 I would!!!

Would you ever secretly bring someone off in a public place. (like under a resteraunt table)

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If we are what we eat...I'm fast, cheap and easy ( and horseman12 will have to change his nic to hellsbells )

Um...know that Alanis Morrisette song about the theater? Been there and done that.

Would you ever send flowers, just because?

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Oh yes and do!!!!

would you count the cost if you REALLY wanted something bad?

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If we are what we eat...I'm fast, cheap and easy ( and horseman12 will have to change his nic to hellsbells )

Within limits the cost is a nominal after thought.

Would you ever masturbate infront of your lover?

Doesn't everyone????

Would you ever pretend to cum?

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If we are what we eat...I'm fast, cheap and easy ( and horseman12 will have to change his nic to hellsbells )

Would if she wanted to watch.

Would you ever masturbate for a stranger?

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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!

eh????

no I wouldn't

would you ever masterbate your lover while someone watched?

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If we are what we eat...I'm fast, cheap and easy ( and horseman12 will have to change his nic to hellsbells )

My wife would have to ask and even then I'm not totally sure. Probably ... if she asked.

Would you, if dressed, spread your legs a bit to entice someone to look?