06-03-2003, 06:12 PM
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What do hardcore dedicated fisters call a 55-gallon drum of Crisco?
Elbow deep
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06-03-2003, 06:57 PM
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Just me.
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What the arm calls it when it's waxing philsophical.
Morning News
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06-04-2003, 07:37 AM
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What is that first moment of recognition after a night of hard partying called?
Bed Wetter
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06-04-2003, 09:27 PM
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Pixies Den Mother
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What do you call someone who has to pull out just as he cums?
Sunshine, Lollipops and Rainbows
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06-04-2003, 10:08 PM
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What do you call love's afterglow?
beer and pretzels
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06-05-2003, 09:26 AM
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Pixies Den Mother
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What's a euphemism for lubricant and trying new positions?
Snow White, Sleeping Beauty, and Prince Charming
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06-05-2003, 03:46 PM
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Who first coined the phrase "magic dust"?
dwarf or elves
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06-05-2003, 07:56 PM
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What is it when just a little horniness will do do ya?
Finger lickin' good.
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06-05-2003, 07:59 PM
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Pixies Den Mother
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What is mutual masturbation?
Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake..........
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06-06-2003, 08:33 AM
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Bastard of Member
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What is the sick game I play?
Tittle tattle too
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06-06-2003, 07:14 PM
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What did Y.A. do to his brothers and sisters when he was little.
Free at last.
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06-06-2003, 11:58 PM
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What 3 words are MLK and OJ Simpson best know for?
prime meridian
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06-07-2003, 10:44 AM
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What do you call the first climax?
Sky's the limit
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06-08-2003, 05:27 AM
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To what distance can Superman shoot his load?
lick or stick
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06-08-2003, 04:59 PM
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Why do you want warm metal dildos and not frozen ones?
Bakers Dozen
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