05-19-2003, 01:36 AM
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Learning to talk sexy
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1230 Just stopping in to say hello again!
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05-19-2003, 03:13 AM
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<----Snappin' Pussy
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#1231...home from work...YAY!!
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05-19-2003, 03:24 AM
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Prince of Pervs
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#1232 - Just got into work this morning and oooooo our office has been broken into.........musta been stupid people they left computer memory, hard drives, 750Mb Zip drive (still boxed) and all they took was one of the TWO Compaq iPaq PDAs, laptop and projector.
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There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't...
Sarcasm: It's not big and it's not clever...........but it's funny as fuck!
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05-19-2003, 04:19 AM
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#1233 ~ *LOL* bonus ya got dumb burglars
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If you go hunting tigers....be prepared when ya catch one!
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05-19-2003, 04:28 AM
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#1234 - Damn right Sharni we've been trying to get a new projector for ages both it and the laptop were old and about to die !!! Now thanks to the naughty people we can finaly buy a new shiny one !
Was a bit of a bugger to find my desk and chair covered in glass this morning though...........infact it's still all over the floor.....bloody police haven't even been yet to look things over oh well we've all been working in here for just over an hour. I got a lovely 40mins break before I even started work LOL
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There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't...
Sarcasm: It's not big and it's not clever...........but it's funny as fuck!
The Special One!
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05-19-2003, 05:02 AM
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Everybody Stretch!
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#1235
Good Morning!
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05-19-2003, 05:12 AM
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Morning Lixy
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05-19-2003, 05:35 AM
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Prince of Pervs
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#1237 Morning ! I'm all set for the day now (started work at 8:30 it's almost 12 now) I've had my bacon sandwich and a chocolate bar yummy 
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There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't...
Sarcasm: It's not big and it's not clever...........but it's funny as fuck!
The Special One!
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05-19-2003, 06:26 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
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05-19-2003, 06:37 AM
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#1239 - More blonde jokes 
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
Q: Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
A: Because it said 'concentrate'.
Q: Why did the blonde snort Nutra-Sweet?
A: She thought it was diet coke.
Q: Why did the blonde roast a chicken for 3 1/2 dasy?
A: It said cook it for half an hour per pound, and she weighed 125
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There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't...
Sarcasm: It's not big and it's not clever...........but it's funny as fuck!
The Special One!
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05-19-2003, 06:53 AM
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Just me.
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FP, you may be in trouble with our blond Pixies ... but the jokes were cute. LOL
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05-19-2003, 07:00 AM
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#1241 - ahhh don't worry I have a little something ready just incase any of our GORGEOUS blond ladies don't like the jokes 
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There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't...
Sarcasm: It's not big and it's not clever...........but it's funny as fuck!
The Special One!
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05-19-2003, 07:02 AM
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#1242 - and with that said time for MORE jokes !!!!
Q: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
Q: Why are blondes like pianos?
A: When they aren't upright, they're grand.
Q: Why are blondes so easy to get into bed?
A: Who cares?
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run like Hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
Q: What do you call a blonde golfer with an IQ of 125?
A: a foursome.
Q: What do you call a blond mother-in-law?
A: An air bag.
Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?
A: To avoid the draft.
Q: What's the mating call of the blonde?
A: "I'm *sooo* drunk!"
Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?
A: (Screaming) "I said: I'm drunk!"
Q: What's the mating call of the brunette?
A1: "All the blondes have gone home!"
A2: Has that blonde gone yet?
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There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't...
Sarcasm: It's not big and it's not clever...........but it's funny as fuck!
The Special One!
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05-19-2003, 07:09 AM
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here and there
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1243 - checking in before going off to work...
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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
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05-19-2003, 07:29 AM
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1244~Wow--lots of posts while I was gone. Took me 20 minutes to read through all the new ones!
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