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MOTHER-IN-LAW:
A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers.
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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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05-18-2003, 11:01 PM
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here and there
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SPOUSE:
Someone who will stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single in the first place.
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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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05-18-2003, 11:11 PM
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#1217
It looks like we've had a hell of a good posting day. 
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the best thing next to cuchie
"If God didn't want you to play with it, He would have put it between your shoulder blades,..... not at the end of your arm"
Except for speculation, we ONLY have NOW and EACHOTHER!
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05-18-2003, 11:16 PM
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So does MT listen to Says Who also?
Quote:
Originally posted by MilkToast
Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th,
John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.
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the best thing next to cuchie
"If God didn't want you to play with it, He would have put it between your shoulder blades,..... not at the end of your arm"
Except for speculation, we ONLY have NOW and EACHOTHER!
real world of cyber people ~ Pixies ~ real people of the cyber world
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05-18-2003, 11:46 PM
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Wanting More
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1219...I've learned such interesting things from this thread...I love odd trivia...
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Though dreams can be deceiving, like faces are to hearts; they serve for sweet relieving when fantasy and reality lie too far apart.-Fiona Apple
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05-19-2003, 12:12 AM
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Just a Freek
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About 10% of the world's population is left-handed.
hrmm, didnt know I was such a minority bein left handed
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05-19-2003, 12:12 AM
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1221..America's first nudist organization was founded in 1929, by 3 men
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05-19-2003, 12:13 AM
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1222....Catholic Popes who died during sex: Leo VII (936-9) died of a heart attack, John VII (955-64) was bludgeoned to death by the husband of the woman he was with at the time, John XIII (965-72) was also murdered by a jealous husband, Pope Paul II (1467-71) allegedly died while being sodomized by a page boy
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05-19-2003, 12:15 AM
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Just a Freek
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1223...Humans are the only animals that copulate face to face
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05-19-2003, 12:16 AM
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1224...Julius Caesar and Napoleon Bonaparte both suffered from epilepsy
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05-19-2003, 12:17 AM
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Just a Freek
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1225...Julius Caesar, Martin Luther and Jonathan Swift all suffered from Ménièr's disease. It is a disorder of the hearing and balance senses causing hissing, roaring or whistling sounds to be perceived
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05-19-2003, 12:18 AM
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Just a Freek
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1226....More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes
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05-19-2003, 12:19 AM
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Just a Freek
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1227.....Offered a new pen to write with, 97% of all people will write their own name
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05-19-2003, 12:21 AM
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Just a Freek
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1228.....The kiss that is given by the bride to the groom at the end of the wedding ceremony originates from the earliest times when the couple would actually make love for the first time under the eyes of half the village!
hrmm, not sure if the changing of this custom is a good or a bad thing, lol
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05-19-2003, 12:23 AM
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1229.....The ashes of the average cremated person weigh nine pounds
and now, back to the regularly scheduled program
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