Whaaaaaaaaaa! haa-so "Dicksbro-son" You will feel the wrath of potato fists of fury!!!! and now back to our game.....

What do you call a guy who feels obliged to lick his cum out of his girls pussy just because it looks too messy?

Janitor in a drum.

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Sex is a tricky thing best left to professionals.

LOL@south while dodging the mighty potato fists of fury.

What do you call a musical maintenance engineer?

Your helpful hardward man.

What is "who i can watch while doing honey do's around the house?"

a phone, alot of beer and a quarter and dime

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DAMN, YOU ARE A SEXY ONE-skipthisone

I beleive in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I beleive in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Kevin Costner/Bull Duram

"Your body as well as mine has needs. This is juat a little foreplay to highten our desire for each other. If we play out the game of love to it's natural conclusion, you'll experience fulfillment. Give yourself up to me and I'll guide you along the path to pareadise. Together we will be like fire and ice, love and hate, life and death." Virginia Henley

WANTED: a moment when you kiss someone and eveything around you becomes hazy. And the only thing in focus is you and this person and you relize that he is the only person your suppose to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift. You want to laugh and you want to cry. Cause you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared it will all go away at the same time.

What are family things ... something for her, something for him, and something for the two kids?

Like a rock.

What is " the way my daughter sleeps" and the way i wish i could?


plain white envelopes

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DAMN, YOU ARE A SEXY ONE-skipthisone

I beleive in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I beleive in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Kevin Costner/Bull Duram

"Your body as well as mine has needs. This is juat a little foreplay to highten our desire for each other. If we play out the game of love to it's natural conclusion, you'll experience fulfillment. Give yourself up to me and I'll guide you along the path to pareadise. Together we will be like fire and ice, love and hate, life and death." Virginia Henley

WANTED: a moment when you kiss someone and eveything around you becomes hazy. And the only thing in focus is you and this person and you relize that he is the only person your suppose to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift. You want to laugh and you want to cry. Cause you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared it will all go away at the same time.

What is the reason for mail being returned to sender?

Snap, crackle and pop!

What do you hear when you give oral sex to a virgin with a mouth full of "pop rocks"?

natural hair bristle.

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What was the reason the porcipine wasn't considered "snugglily?"

Monday, Monday.

What is "can't trust that day?" ( moday's just turned out that way...that cause every other day, every other day of the week is fine oh yeah but when it comes to mondays...)

Black Friday

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Sex is a tricky thing best left to professionals.

What do you call it when the lights go out just before the weekend?

Sugar and spice.

What are IAKG's PM's?

Red Hot

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Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below

I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
But I'm gonna give her everything I've got to give.

I hear your sweet voice calling
out my name
As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours

What's a good way to describe Pixie ladies?

Good morning.

Thank you Dicksbro from all of us ladies......

What is "What YOU should have after a nite of great sex...?"


a girl, a guy and a computer

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DAMN, YOU ARE A SEXY ONE-skipthisone

I beleive in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I beleive in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Kevin Costner/Bull Duram

"Your body as well as mine has needs. This is juat a little foreplay to highten our desire for each other. If we play out the game of love to it's natural conclusion, you'll experience fulfillment. Give yourself up to me and I'll guide you along the path to pareadise. Together we will be like fire and ice, love and hate, life and death." Virginia Henley

WANTED: a moment when you kiss someone and eveything around you becomes hazy. And the only thing in focus is you and this person and you relize that he is the only person your suppose to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift. You want to laugh and you want to cry. Cause you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared it will all go away at the same time.

What completes a circuit?

Negative polarity

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Sex is a tricky thing best left to professionals.

What's a politically correct way to describe "turn-offs?"

Butter Pecan