1200.... only a few more to go...

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That is if I don't have to edit again....lol!

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1203 - sorry about that Lixy... I'll let Jenna take charge of the thread for a while

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doubles checks Lixychick's....um EDIT, yeah, thats it
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*and does a quick edit himself*

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attempts to kickstart at 1206

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my camera, my rules
and my newest thread with Kadiya
Lost in Wisconsin w/ Kadiya
Been a while
AWW NUTS!

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BACHELOR:
1) A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
2) A guy who is footloose and fiancée-free.
3) A man who never makes the same mistake once.
4) A nice guy who has cheated some nice girl out of her alimony.
5) A person who believes in life, liberty, and the happiness of pursuit.
6) The only man who has never told his wife a lie.

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BRIDE:
A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.

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COMPROMISE:
An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.

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DIPLOMAT:
a man who can convince his wife she would look fat in a fur coat.

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GENTLEMAN:
1) A husband who steadies the stepladder so that his wife will
not fall while she paints the ceiling.
2) A man who, when his wife drops her knitting, kicks it over
to her so that she can easily pick it up.

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HOUSEWORK:
What the wife does that nobody notices until she doesn't do it.

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HUSBAND:
1) A man who gives up privileges he never realized he had.
2) A person who is the boss of his house and has his wife's permission to say so.

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LOVE:
An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage.

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