09-11-2002, 08:56 PM
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Bastard of Member
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What does a felon need for love?
chicken feet and beets
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09-11-2002, 09:05 PM
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~*Forget Me Not*~
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: In hearts gone by....
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What does a Redneck cook for lunch?
strumming banjo
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*Diva*
"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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09-11-2002, 09:14 PM
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Bastard of Member
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What does every lost hunter fear hearing?
Skip diddy do
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09-11-2002, 09:28 PM
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~*Forget Me Not*~
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What does Skipthsione scream when he blows a load?? 
Kowabunga
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*Diva*
"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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09-11-2002, 09:32 PM
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Bastard of Member
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LMAO @ Diva --- i walked right into that one.
What the surfer yelled when visiting his cousin on the farm?
Baby oil and corn flakes
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09-12-2002, 07:51 AM
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Seductress
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Location: Australia
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What is a breakfast sexual romp.
Sticky fingers.
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~ Nikki ~
"In love there are no rules".......Bono
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09-12-2002, 10:26 AM
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Cynic Emeritus
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Location: Hibernation
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Q: What does one get after touching Nikki's crotch?
A: Baby oil, corn oil, olive oil, and motor oil
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CK
"Women, you can't live with them ... pass the beer nuts." - Norm Peterson (George Wednt) on Cheers
"Sometimes you just have to say, what the fuck." - Tom Cruise in Risky Business
"It tastes so good. Once it hits your lips." - Frank the Tank in Old School
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09-12-2002, 11:19 AM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: No-Hockey Land, dammit!!
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Q. What are not good substitutes for K-Y?
A. Roller skates, a remote control, and an alarm clock
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09-12-2002, 01:45 PM
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Lost without a compass.
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Nowhere special
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What are 3 things that help you exercise?
a white ring above someone's head
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hungry? why wait.....eat me.
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09-12-2002, 01:57 PM
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Bastard of Member
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Location: Illinois
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What is something no pixies member will every have?
Tickles and hic-ups
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09-12-2002, 02:23 PM
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♦*♥Moderatrix♥*♦
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Location: on top of it all
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What is things I hate??
~a flashlight and bumblebees
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09-12-2002, 02:30 PM
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Bastard of Member
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Things you shouldnt find when licking a woman's honey pot?
Whipped cream, suspenders, and a wig
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09-12-2002, 02:32 PM
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♦*♥Moderatrix♥*♦
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What is things you need to play...naughty santa???
~comic books and coke bottles
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09-12-2002, 02:37 PM
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Turning the other cheek!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Trinidad
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What do boys and girls, respectively, sneak into the bed at night?
"You're too much!"
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I wouldn't say that I'm always horny... it may be true, mind you, I just wouldn't say it!
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09-12-2002, 02:41 PM
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Bastard of Member
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What have i never heard in bed?
Rags, bags, and stags.
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