Fortunately it was a new Leap Frog dictionary

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Unfortuantely, something had eaten the frog's legs preventing them from leaping.

Fortunately, Leap Frog in this instance was the electronic dictionary for use by preschoolers.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Unfortunately, the batters were dead as a doornail

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Fortunately, there was a plug-in available for the machine.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Unftunately the storm had knocked out the generators

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Fortunately, right at that moment, Merriam Webster walked by, dressed like Harry Potter and carrying what appeared to be his magic wand. He pointed the wand at Hansel and Gretel, spouting out the definition of "disappeared."

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Unfortunately the wand was long and heavy and knocked both Hansel and Gretel out before they comprehended what he was saying. (Those poor kids sure have it rough.)

Fortunately both of them being knocked out. They didn't know what was going on and didn't care.

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unfortunatley with both being knock out they didnt see the jolly green giant pick corn from his ass to make little corn giblets LOL.

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just give me one more moon dance my love, love the one your with if you cant love the one you love JUST DO IT at least once in life.

fornately for everyone else they did see it either so the world is safe from the knowledge.

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Unfortunately, the greedy people at the corn-packaging plant didn't care, and packed the corn into cans anyway.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Fortunately for everyone in the world it is like hot dogs as long as they don't know how they are made they eat them.

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Unfortunately, there was a corporate mole in the Amish village, sent to spy upon the corn packing workers because of some rumors they were killing the endangered pirranah and adding fish juice to the corn. This corporate mole decided to go public with the corn contamination story.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Fortunately the corn scandle hit the papers saving the endangered pirranah and the Amish village.

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