05-18-2003, 09:36 PM
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Without geometry, life is pointless.
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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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05-18-2003, 09:37 PM
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{how about a Kodak moment}
When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.
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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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05-18-2003, 09:37 PM
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<----Snappin' Pussy
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Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your mouth.
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If you go hunting tigers....be prepared when ya catch one!
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05-18-2003, 09:37 PM
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{words of wisdom}
Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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05-18-2003, 09:38 PM
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{ouch}
Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.
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"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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05-18-2003, 09:39 PM
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{Hamurabi would be proud}
When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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05-18-2003, 09:40 PM
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{he he he}
If electricity comes from electrons... does that mean that morality comes from morons?
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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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05-18-2003, 09:40 PM
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Hi Sharni! 
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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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*L*...Hiya MilkToast
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05-18-2003, 09:41 PM
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And now for some interesting and totally useless facts....
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"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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05-18-2003, 09:42 PM
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Coca-Cola was originally green.
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"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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05-18-2003, 09:43 PM
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Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.
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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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05-18-2003, 09:43 PM
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Those San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments
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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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05-18-2003, 09:44 PM
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Everybody Stretch!
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Quote:
Originally posted by MilkToast
I used to be a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
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I wanted to be a carpenter.......but I just couldn't cope!
OMG! I know....I know! I'll smack myself....no need to all rush to do it!
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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.
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05-18-2003, 09:44 PM
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Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th,
John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.
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