05-18-2003, 03:46 PM
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Unusually Curious
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Enjoy yourself!
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Behind me is a Woman rolling her eye's!
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05-18-2003, 04:12 PM
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Pixie since 9/3/2001
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Growing older is manditory, growing up is optional
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05-18-2003, 04:20 PM
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here and there
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Quote:
Originally posted by LixyChick
#1103
Hey MilkToast?
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Hey there...
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05-18-2003, 04:25 PM
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here and there
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Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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05-18-2003, 04:25 PM
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here and there
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Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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05-18-2003, 04:26 PM
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here and there
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Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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05-18-2003, 04:27 PM
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here and there
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Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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05-18-2003, 04:27 PM
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here and there
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If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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05-18-2003, 04:28 PM
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here and there
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You Know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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05-18-2003, 04:29 PM
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here and there
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Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
one thousand one hundred nineteen
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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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05-18-2003, 04:29 PM
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here and there
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eleven-twenty
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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05-18-2003, 04:30 PM
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here and there
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Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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05-18-2003, 04:49 PM
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Everybody Stretch!
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# 1,000,000
Just kidding.....Just kidding.......I'm practicing for when I really get to do that! TeeHee!
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05-18-2003, 05:01 PM
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A Little of Both
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1123..Just checking in..LMAO Jenna! Keep um comming!
Eliza
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"The full moon is calling, the fever is high.
And the wicked wind whispers and moans.
You got your demons, you got desires
Well, I got a few of my own"
~The Eagles
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05-18-2003, 06:37 PM
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passing through again... 1124
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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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