03-11-2003, 05:11 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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What did the baby shout when nursing right after mom ran up the stairs?
Ready, get set, go!
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03-11-2003, 05:35 PM
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Manwhore
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Pacific Northwest
Posts: 15,495
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What is the last thing heard before all the moaning began at the Pixies' orgy. 
Service... with a smile.
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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.
Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien
In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these 
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03-11-2003, 10:59 PM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: No-Hockey Land, dammit!!
Posts: 11,897
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What could I expect to get from most Pixie's men?
Big Mac and a Vanilla Shake
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03-12-2003, 10:58 AM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: up the river north of the big town
Posts: 958
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what is likey to come with a side order of thighs?
March Maddness or the Big Dance.
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Sex is a tricky thing best left to professionals.
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03-13-2003, 07:46 PM
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Scottish Angel
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Scotland
Posts: 2,761
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what is the first bike rally of the year like?
It was like that when I found it!
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Don't pet the sweaty things!!!!
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03-14-2003, 12:46 AM
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Little Wild One
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Texas
Posts: 2,248
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What is "What happened to his dick?"
I enjoy being naughty.
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DAMN, YOU ARE A SEXY ONE-skipthisone
I beleive in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I beleive in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Kevin Costner/Bull Duram
"Your body as well as mine has needs. This is juat a little foreplay to highten our desire for each other. If we play out the game of love to it's natural conclusion, you'll experience fulfillment. Give yourself up to me and I'll guide you along the path to pareadise. Together we will be like fire and ice, love and hate, life and death." Virginia Henley
WANTED: a moment when you kiss someone and eveything around you becomes hazy. And the only thing in focus is you and this person and you relize that he is the only person your suppose to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift. You want to laugh and you want to cry. Cause you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared it will all go away at the same time.
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03-14-2003, 07:03 AM
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Scottish Angel
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Scotland
Posts: 2,761
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What makes you smile?
hot dog!
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Don't pet the sweaty things!!!!
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03-14-2003, 07:45 AM
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hellsbells's Stallion
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 2,573
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what reminds you of a hot summer night
bouncing
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Rain: Liquid Sunshine!
Life's A Bitch, but I Deal withit!!
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03-14-2003, 02:16 PM
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Scottish Angel
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Scotland
Posts: 2,761
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what is Tigger's tail used for?
sweet cherry pie
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Don't pet the sweaty things!!!!
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03-14-2003, 02:18 PM
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Bastard of Member
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Illinois
Posts: 6,029
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What does every baker go home to in the morning?
Mousetrap and a strap-on
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Love...the slowest form of suicide.
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03-14-2003, 05:07 PM
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Magic Clit
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: scotland...brrrrr!
Posts: 369
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What can lead you straight to hospital?
Baby oil
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I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.
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03-14-2003, 09:54 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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What was oil called before it became crude?
Tabasco Sauce
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03-15-2003, 07:57 AM
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hellsbells's Stallion
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 2,573
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what can spice up your tongue
slick seat
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Rain: Liquid Sunshine!
Life's A Bitch, but I Deal withit!!
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03-15-2003, 08:00 AM
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Soft & Silky CD
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Charleston, SC
Posts: 1,846
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What makes' for easy backdoor insertion?
three feathers and a pipe
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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."
- Voltaire (1694-1778)
"I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them."
- Ian L. Fleming (1908-1964)
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03-15-2003, 08:20 AM
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hellsbells's Stallion
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 2,573
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what gets her hot?
double dip
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Rain: Liquid Sunshine!
Life's A Bitch, but I Deal withit!!
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