Q: What did the deaf, female plastic surgeon give me by accident?

A: Cum stains and floor polish

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CK

"Women, you can't live with them ... pass the beer nuts." - Norm Peterson (George Wednt) on Cheers

"Sometimes you just have to say, what the fuck." - Tom Cruise in Risky Business

"It tastes so good. Once it hits your lips." - Frank the Tank in Old School

What are the two things that make a floor shine?

A gorilla Suit, a republican and a Nine Inch Nails CD

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

Q: Name something hairy, something Bushy, and something Reznory?

A: Pubic hair, Florida, and Alaska

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CK

"Women, you can't live with them ... pass the beer nuts." - Norm Peterson (George Wednt) on Cheers

"Sometimes you just have to say, what the fuck." - Tom Cruise in Risky Business

"It tastes so good. Once it hits your lips." - Frank the Tank in Old School

If a naked woman wrap herself in a map of the US, what is north, south and in the middle?

Penis Breathe, toe jam and a toothbrush

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

Q: What are three places to have a wild time?

A: Unexpected, yet generally welcomed.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Q: What are blowjobs in the car?

A: Spunk, chunk, and funk

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CK

"Women, you can't live with them ... pass the beer nuts." - Norm Peterson (George Wednt) on Cheers

"Sometimes you just have to say, what the fuck." - Tom Cruise in Risky Business

"It tastes so good. Once it hits your lips." - Frank the Tank in Old School

What is the toilet full of after a sorioty party?

Pickles, tickles and freckles

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

Q: What is an Irish hot dog stand full of?

A: Peanut butter and jelly and peaches and cream

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CK

"Women, you can't live with them ... pass the beer nuts." - Norm Peterson (George Wednt) on Cheers

"Sometimes you just have to say, what the fuck." - Tom Cruise in Risky Business

"It tastes so good. Once it hits your lips." - Frank the Tank in Old School

What are the names of Willy Wonka's favorite Hookers?

Shingles, nails and jello

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

What are words that GermanSteve probably never has heard of?

They do it like the rabbits: very often, very quickly, very effectively.

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If every material thing is gone, my smile and my tears stay left.

What are 2 things a roofer should take up on the roof, & one thing he should NEVER take up.

Sis Boom Bah

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

How did the brother describe the noises coming from his sisters room?

Holy beaver buster.

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

What does Robin shout when he sees Batman with Catwoman.

radiohead

What do truckers call guys getting blown in the cab?

Limp noodles

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

What is better to eat than to fuck?

~a prison cell and a vacuum

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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