That might work, just make sure the doughnuts are fresh and there's plenty of vasoline on the watermelon.

I'm sorry, I don't mean to laugh at it. I'm just surprised is all.

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Everyone knows that laugher is great foreplay!

Do we HAVE to measure it right NOW?

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Everyone knows that laugher is great foreplay!

Jars and jars of it! And...I only asked for one sample!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

ROFLMFAOAPMP!!!!!!!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

I think your mother ought to have the shots, too...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

Frenchtoast with maple syrup and a case of Valvoline should cure what ails ya.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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They call me MR PIG!!!

I've never seen anyone do that with a trombone before...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

No I'm not.

I hope you brought the jelly and the peanut butter.