
01-22-2003, 06:59 AM
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Coca-Cola Cowboy
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Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Rhode Island
Posts: 445
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What two words best describe the sex life of a great white shark?
fun in the sun
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Do any of you girls like cowboys?
I'm at work and the firewall won't let me chat, Sigh...PM's and e-mail ok
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01-22-2003, 11:44 AM
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The Good Knight
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Canada
Posts: 262
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What is sex on the beach?
two ball, corner pocket
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Flattery will get you everywhere!
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01-22-2003, 10:19 PM
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Turning the other cheek!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Trinidad
Posts: 674
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What comes from a lucky break? (little pool humour there)
Two pots of coffee and a lot of doughnuts
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I wouldn't say that I'm always horny... it may be true, mind you, I just wouldn't say it!
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01-23-2003, 08:46 AM
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Passion & Power
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Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Waiting at the gates of Valhalla
Posts: 5,656
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What won't NYPD go on patrol without?
"Last in line pays"
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Strength in depth
I believe your most attractive features are your heart and soul
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01-23-2003, 09:12 AM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: up the river north of the big town
Posts: 958
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What is the custom at the local S&M Club?
"The Point Spread"
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Sex is a tricky thing best left to professionals.
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02-07-2003, 11:14 PM
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~*Forget Me Not*~
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: In hearts gone by....
Posts: 6,756
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What is a 69errrrrr?
Come along, get along.
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*Diva*
"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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02-08-2003, 06:58 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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What does a prostitute from the old west say before and after she provides her services?
Yahoo!
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02-09-2003, 12:20 AM
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Seattle
Posts: 580
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What is an overpriced tech stock?
Lead in his pencil.
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"-and the all time winner, has got him by the balls" - Jethro Tull
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02-09-2003, 01:21 AM
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Stiff Member
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Thousand Oaks, CA
Posts: 11,064
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What does Rickersweet think he has?
A wonderful wit and sexy body.
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Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below
I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
But I'm gonna give her everything I've got to give.
I hear your sweet voice calling
out my name
As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours
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02-09-2003, 05:11 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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What are pixie ladies made of?
Tall pines and running creeks.
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02-09-2003, 11:07 PM
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~*Geeky Girl*~
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On the farm
Posts: 47,960
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What might you find in the middle of a mountain range?
intriguing personality and outstanding intellect
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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author
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02-10-2003, 12:40 AM
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Registered User
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 908
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What do most people look for in a soulmate or lover?
oral sex
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02-10-2003, 03:24 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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How do little mouths grow up to be big mouths?
urinals and stools
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02-10-2003, 12:04 PM
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~*Forget Me Not*~
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: In hearts gone by....
Posts: 6,756
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What are stools (big turds..lol) doing in the bottom of the urinals anyway???
Hip huggers
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*Diva*
"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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02-10-2003, 03:50 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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Who are midgets?
Panty line
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