I married her!

WWTLT you had a deep conversation with someone?

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My Only Two Stories Anywhere!

Afternoon Delight

Delightful Rendezvous!

Is the love I gave her in the past, gonna be enough to last, if tomorrow never comes........

% minutes ago...but you KNEW that, didn't you?!

WWTLT you shared an intimate secret about yourself?

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"A mind is a terrible thing to waste...especially a truly NASTY one!"

"A snarl, a sneer and a whip that stings...these are a few of my FAVORITE things!"

About 5 minutes ago


When was the last time you had an orgasm?

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I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Probably about 12 hours ago.


WWTLT you had a piece of birthday cake?

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

oh a while ago, It would have been Feb,

When was the last time you bought something that cost as much as a weeks wage?

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its all fun and games till someone lose's a bollock!

oh boy, not sure. The most expensive item I've purchase anytime recently was an airline ticket yesterday.


WWTLT you ate Chinese food?

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Couple of days ago, Went to a all you can eat buffet for lunch

WWTLT you eat something for the first time (and wot was it)

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its all fun and games till someone lose's a bollock!

Since I never eat food that I or others have already eaten, I guess last night. It was potatoes and sirloin tips. (JK)

I really don't remember the last time, but a few years ago I ate some Helix Pomatia ... er ... maybe you know it better as escargot. Never thought I'd like it, but the fact is, it was delicious! Expensive, but delicious.

WWTLT you held hands with you so/spouse?

tonight

WWTLT you wrote a love note to your SO?

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"A mind is a terrible thing to waste...especially a truly NASTY one!"

"A snarl, a sneer and a whip that stings...these are a few of my FAVORITE things!"

I do that frequently when I'm in a relationship. It's been a long time since I've done that though since I'm currently single. I'd say about five, six years ago.


WWTLT you brought your lover to orgasm orally?

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

2 days ago

WWTLT you slept more than 12 hours in one stretch?

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"A mind is a terrible thing to waste...especially a truly NASTY one!"

"A snarl, a sneer and a whip that stings...these are a few of my FAVORITE things!"

OMG, I'm not sure. Would've probably been while hospitalized and sedated though. Maybe a year and a half ago?


WWTLT you went to the emergency room?

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

3 days ago

WWTLT you had a friend sleep over? (not necessarily sexually)

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"A mind is a terrible thing to waste...especially a truly NASTY one!"

"A snarl, a sneer and a whip that stings...these are a few of my FAVORITE things!"

Last fall, a buddy of mine got too drunk to drive home so I took him into the bedroom and threw a comforter over him.


WWTLT you were in a bar?

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

2002

WWTLT you won something?

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"A mind is a terrible thing to waste...especially a truly NASTY one!"

"A snarl, a sneer and a whip that stings...these are a few of my FAVORITE things!"