Laughed my ass off after getting an email from a certain Pixie on vacation and telling me that they cannot drink smoothies anymore especially with pineapple.

the word *snarky* used in an email I received.

^^^

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Mr Osuche...who said that he didn't view me as his wife anymore...he viewed me as "prey"

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Our power was off for a bit today and when it came back on Abner was in his automatic litter box and it went off. He jump about 6 feet in the air and ran away.

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell

The Catholic jihad is about to start

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070710...mpgOIxYI EtbAF

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

my son the crab whore

that would be the son formerly known as cheeseburger

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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I said to Benny, I said, "Benny, I know that you're the Colonel in Charge of the Salvation Air Force and as Pope you have great influence with the Salvation Navy, but until you get the Salvation Army on board you haven't a hope against the Proddy Alliance and the Confederation of Christian Leftovers. Thank fuck the Muslims and the Buddhists haven't twigged yet, and the Animists just can't seem to get into the spirit of things."

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Just got an email from my dad letting me know that he and mom are glad I made it home safely and that their parakeet is really depressed this morning because I am gone.

OMFG, my parents need help!

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

I really wish I could call him Benny

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

When I picked up my three week's worth of mail at the post office this morning the postmaster asked me if I needed any stamps and I asked her if she was sure she had any left. Guess you had to be there.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

This link that my sister sent me. http://icanhascheezburger.com/

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

Did she give you 22c ones?

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

I didn't stick around to find out what she was going to offer me. Since I didn't have a package to mail I was afraid she'd cover me with the damn things.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Is it Caturday? ^^^ Great link TY!

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas