12-01-2002, 07:40 PM
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What is the most common request of habitual "fuck-ups", neardowells and losers in general?
pace car
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12-02-2002, 06:57 AM
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Just me.
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What do you call it when the salsa starts moving
Twinkies
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12-02-2002, 07:24 AM
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Passion & Power
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What is the new children's cartoon about a race of cyclops called?
Two golf balls and a banana
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12-02-2002, 07:44 AM
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What do doctors recomend a prre-op transexual wear in her shorts to get a feel for what is about to be?
Sadie Hawkins
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12-02-2002, 08:06 AM
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What is Bill Clinton's alter ego when he wants to go out 'incognito'?
Stuffing a chicken in the library
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12-02-2002, 10:02 AM
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what is necessary if you have either a very large chicken or a very small library?
Cramed Full
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12-02-2002, 11:24 AM
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What do you call a first anal experience?
Windy weather
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12-02-2002, 02:04 PM
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yet seldom member
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What is the best time for a good blow job?
much too loud
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12-02-2002, 05:05 PM
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We all know the sound of one person sucking, but, what is the sound of an orgy of slurpers?
Record players, CD-players, Cassette Tape Players
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12-02-2002, 05:13 PM
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Name 3 players you CAN'T have sex with...
Bibbidy, Bobbidy, Boo!
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12-02-2002, 06:45 PM
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Passion & Power
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What were the surnames of the 3 Kings that visited the stable at christmas?
A photographic memory
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12-02-2002, 07:25 PM
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What will cause "trouser tenting" just by recalling the first time you saw good porn?
The 'cooze and The 'ooze
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12-03-2002, 04:33 PM
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What are some nicknames for the Osami bin Landen?
Towering inferno.
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12-03-2002, 05:29 PM
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What do you get if you "wet" vacuum pump your cock in a oversized tube filled with Jalapeno brine?
The "Master of Disaster"
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12-04-2002, 01:24 AM
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What do you call any normal 2 yr old male??
Mrs. Butterworth, Aunt Jemima, & Hungry Jack
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