09-10-2002, 10:47 PM
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Missing Member
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"Houston, we have a problem..."
What would a girl say to her boyfriend who was born in Texas after her pregnancy test?
The Pope, Anna Nichole Smith, and 240 dollars worth-a-puddin.
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09-10-2002, 11:15 PM
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Cynic Emeritus
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Hibernation
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Q: who's got a big hat, a big chest and a big mess?
A: Wet and squirty
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"Women, you can't live with them ... pass the beer nuts." - Norm Peterson (George Wednt) on Cheers
"Sometimes you just have to say, what the fuck." - Tom Cruise in Risky Business
"It tastes so good. Once it hits your lips." - Frank the Tank in Old School
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09-11-2002, 01:16 AM
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Lost without a compass.
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Nowhere special
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What is my underpants after looking at the women's pics section?
startling news
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hungry? why wait.....eat me.
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09-11-2002, 05:33 AM
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yet seldom member
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: below the whitesausage equator
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Q: Is Diva gonna leave us again?
A: A knife, a plastic tube and some slippery toothpaste
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If every material thing is gone, my smile and my tears stay left.
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09-11-2002, 05:40 AM
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Senior Member
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: Alberta
Posts: 927
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A knife, a plastic tube and some slippery toothpaste ~ What is no longer permitted on aircraft?
Sand+heat = glass!
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Cowboy logic, always drink upstream from the herd.
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09-11-2002, 05:41 AM
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Missing Member
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What is "a lonely existance"?
a pen, a vibrator, and an acoustic guitar
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09-11-2002, 07:10 AM
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Horny Devil
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Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Australia
Posts: 3,495
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Q. What did Eric Clapton have near him when he wrote the words to Tears In Heaven?
A. Crikey!
ps - i know that song was actually written about his son....
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"I am so smart! S-M-R-T!" - Homer Simpson
The sun is gone, but I have a light - Kurt Cobain
~I love Nikki~
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09-11-2002, 01:26 PM
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Cynic Emeritus
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Hibernation
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Q: What every American thinks every Australian says all day long?
A: Water, bubbles, and champagne
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"Women, you can't live with them ... pass the beer nuts." - Norm Peterson (George Wednt) on Cheers
"Sometimes you just have to say, what the fuck." - Tom Cruise in Risky Business
"It tastes so good. Once it hits your lips." - Frank the Tank in Old School
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09-11-2002, 01:31 PM
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Bastard of Member
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Illinois
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What does Michael Jackson need to have a good time?
A book and a leash
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Love...the slowest form of suicide.
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09-11-2002, 01:36 PM
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Cynic Emeritus
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LOL STO
Q: What STO needs to train his monkey?
A: An ass and a class
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"Women, you can't live with them ... pass the beer nuts." - Norm Peterson (George Wednt) on Cheers
"Sometimes you just have to say, what the fuck." - Tom Cruise in Risky Business
"It tastes so good. Once it hits your lips." - Frank the Tank in Old School
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09-11-2002, 01:41 PM
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Bastard of Member
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Illinois
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What you need for a homosexual how to class?
Kleenex, panties and a cattle prod
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Love...the slowest form of suicide.
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09-11-2002, 01:45 PM
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♦*♥Moderatrix♥*♦
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Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: on top of it all
Posts: 50,568
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What STO keeps in his bedside table?
~hotfudge and a fire extinguisher
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09-11-2002, 01:47 PM
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Bastard of Member
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Illinois
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What do you need when taking a lick of Liliths hot ass?
Daisies and toothpicks
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Love...the slowest form of suicide.
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09-11-2002, 01:49 PM
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Cynic Emeritus
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Hibernation
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Q: What does one pick and one use to pick?
A: A Volkwagon, a Gator, and a donut
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"Women, you can't live with them ... pass the beer nuts." - Norm Peterson (George Wednt) on Cheers
"Sometimes you just have to say, what the fuck." - Tom Cruise in Risky Business
"It tastes so good. Once it hits your lips." - Frank the Tank in Old School
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09-11-2002, 01:59 PM
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♦*♥Moderatrix♥*♦
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Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: on top of it all
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What is things found in the Krispy Kreme parking lot at 9 am today????
~ a nosejob
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