'People Are Strange' - The Doors

"He was a boy,
She was a girl,
Can I make it any more obvious?
He was a punk,
She did ballet,
What more can I say?"

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I wouldn't say that I'm always horny... it may be true, mind you, I just wouldn't say it!

Skater Boy ~ Avril Lavinge

Well, John the Baptist after torturing a thief
Looks up at his hero the Commander-in-Chief
Saying, "Tell me great hero, but please make it brief
Is there a hole for me to get sick in?"

The Commander-in-Chief answers him while chasing a fly
Saying, "Death to all those who would whimper and cry"
And dropping a bar bell he points to the sky
Saving, "The sun's not yellow it's chicken"

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell

'Tombstone Blues' ~ Bob Dylan



What's got you so jumpy?
Why can't you sit still, yeah?
Like gasoline you wanna pump me
And leave me when you get your fill, yeah

Every time I touch you honey you get hot
I want to make love you never stop
Come up for air you push me to the floor
What's been going on in that head of yours

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I wouldn't say that I'm always horny... it may be true, mind you, I just wouldn't say it!

Poison-unskinny Bop

Pedro livesout of the wilshire hotel
He looks out a window without glass
the walls are made of cardboard
newspapers on his feet
his father beats him because he's too tired to beg

Dirty Boulevard ~ Mclauchlin Murray


I can see right through your plastic mac
I look all white, but my dad was black
My fine looking suit is really made out of sack

I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth
The north side of my town faced east, and the east was facing south
And now you dare to look me in the eye
Those crocodile tears are what you cry
It's a genuine problem, you won't try
To work it out at all you just pass it by, pass it by

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell

Substitute - Roger Daltry, John Entwhistle, Pete Townshend and Keith Moon




........., and tell me that you love me.
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too.
I love to hear you moralise
When I'm between your thighs.
You blow me away!
........... and let my lips embrace you.
I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly.
Life can be fine if we're both 69
If we sit on our faces in all sorts of places and play
Till we're blown away

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I wouldn't say that I'm always horny... it may be true, mind you, I just wouldn't say it!

Ok, ok, it was 'Sit on my face' by Monty Python

something easier, then....

Last day of the rest of my life
I wish I would've known
Cause I didn't kiss my mama goodbye
I didn't tell her that I loved her and how much I care
Or thank my pops for all the talks
And all the wisdom he shared
Unaware, I just did what I always do
Everyday, the same routine
Before I skate off to school
But who knew that this day wasn't like the rest
Instead of taking a test
I took two to the chest
Call me blind, but I didn't see it coming
Everybody was running
But I couldn't hear nothing
Except gun blasts, it happened so fast
I don't really know this kid
Even though I sit by him in class
Maybe this kid was reaching out for love
Or maybe for a moment
He forgot who he was
Or maybe this kid just wanted to be heard
Whatever it was
I know it's because

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I wouldn't say that I'm always horny... it may be true, mind you, I just wouldn't say it!

Youth of the Nation, POD


When I look into your eyes
I can see a love restrained
But darlin' when I hold you
Don't you know I feel the same

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"I am so smart! S-M-R-T!" - Homer Simpson

The sun is gone, but I have a light - Kurt Cobain

~I love Nikki~

'November Rain' - the original G'N'f'n'R

an oldie but goldie

"Cold cooling at a ball
Looking for some action
But like Mick Jagger said
I can´t get no satisfaction.
The girls are all around
But none of them wanna get with me"

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I wouldn't say that I'm always horny... it may be true, mind you, I just wouldn't say it!

a little " funky cold medina" Tone Loc

Chill lightin my sight as my ego becomes
a funky child with some words on my tongue
be like intake of breath and my mouth gets loose
when I scatter my spit I dream of juice
Have you ever made out in dark hallways

Down ~ 311


___ ___, out there on your own
Sitting naked by the phone
Would you touch me?
Hey you, with you ear against the wall
Waiting for someone to call out
Would you touch me?
Hey you, would you help me to carry the stone?
Open your heart, I'm coming home

__________________
it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell

Hey You ~ Pink Floyd

Yeah, thunder only happens when it's raining
Players only love you when they're playing
Yeah, women they will come and they will go
When the rain washes you clean you'll know, you'll know...

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I wouldn't say that I'm always horny... it may be true, mind you, I just wouldn't say it!

Dreams ~ Fleetwood Mac


So hard to find my way
Now that I'm all on my own
I saw you just the other day
My, you have grown

Cast my memory back there Lord
Sometimes I'm overcome thinkin' 'bout it
Makin' love in the green grass
Behind the stadium

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell

My Brown Eyed Girl - Van Morrison


now, then, close your eyes, sit back, and let the music take you....

If I leave here tomorrow
Would you still remember me?
For I must be travelling on, now,
'Cause there's too many places I've got to see.
But, if I stayed here with you, girl,
Things just couldn't be the same.
'Cause I'm as free as a bird now,
And this bird you can not change.
Lord knows, I can't change.

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I wouldn't say that I'm always horny... it may be true, mind you, I just wouldn't say it!

Free Bird ~ Lynyrd Skynyrd

Good luck had just stung me, to the race track I did go
She bet on one horse to win and I bet on another to show
The odds were in my favor, I had 'em five to one
When that nag to win came around the track, sure enough she had won

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell